Last time you had sex...........
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Maverick80
..........with me?
Bardock42
Duplic....oh I see what you did there.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
Duplic....oh I see what you did there.
I'm just trying to branch out to people here, man.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
I'm just trying to branch out to people here, man. You want to belong. Cute.
The Grey Fox
I never make new topics because I'm still a newbie. U ntil I'm accepted, I'm gonna stay reletavely low.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
You want to belong. Cute.
I want to be your friend.
I want you to accept me.
I want you.
Bardock42
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I never make new topics because I'm still a newbie. U ntil I'm accepted, I'm gonna stay reletavely low. Probably a good idea with all the ****heads in the OTF.
Originally posted by Maverick80
I want to be your friend.
I want you to accept me.
I want you.
We will see about that. Now suck.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
Probably a good idea with all the ****heads in the OTF.
We will see about that. Now suck.
I - I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
Can we hold hands first?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
I - I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
Can we hold hands first? No. Also, you just spoilt most of your chances with me.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
No. Also, you just spoilt most of your chances with me.
Fine.
But I spit.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
Fine.
But I spit. No, you swallow.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
No, you swallow.
No I ..................*gag*
That is SO not fair. You can't plug my nose and smack me in the back of the head.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
No I ..................*gag*
That is SO not fair. You can't plug my nose and smack me in the back of the head.
Weren't you there just a second ago. I can. I did. I will do again.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
Weren't you there just a second ago. I can. I did. I will do again.
Wasn't I just where?
AGAIN? This isn't a bukkake party.
Dustin [Tsure]
5 mins ago.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
Wasn't I just where?
AGAIN? This isn't a bukkake party.
No. Otherwise you wouldn't have swallowed just yet.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
No. Otherwise you wouldn't have swallowed just yet.
I - - -but...
Are you going to respect me later?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
I - - -but...
Are you going to respect me later? We'll cross that bridge when we arrive at it.
As for the topic. Just now.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
We'll cross that bridge when we arrive at it.
As for the topic. Just now.
I feel - cheap and....in love.
Wait a second. According to Bill Clinton, that wasn't sex.
Piggle Humsy
I maded your siggle
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
I feel - cheap and....in love.
Wait a second. According to Bill Clinton, that wasn't sex.
And according to George Bush Iraq is drenched in WMDs, your point?
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
And according to George Bush Iraq is drenched in WMDs, your point?
I guess I have none.
Are we friends now or should I fix you a sandwich?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
I guess I have none.
Are we friends now or should I fix you a sandwich? We could do both.
Rogue Jedi
I'll have a weinerschnitzel, B.
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I maded your siggle
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I maded your siggle
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I maded your siggle
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I maded your siggle
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I maded your siggle
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I maded your siggle
leftright
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
We could do both.
I can multi-task, sure. Selfish bastard
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
leftright
I was just telling Bardock that a while ago. Thanks again.
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Maverick80
I was just telling Bardock that a while ago. Thanks again.
tip-hat
Thanks for the credit
Maverick80
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
tip-hat
Thanks for the credit
I don't think I've been here since you made it for me, so I didn't put that you made it for me on there. I have corrected that though.
the welsh one
Originally posted by Maverick80
..........with me?
last week.
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Maverick80
I don't think I've been here since you made it for me, so I didn't put that you made it for me on there. I have corrected that though.
thumbup
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by the welsh one
last week.
Oh Christ it's you. Welcome.
the welsh one
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Oh Christ it's you. Welcome.
just for that im going to be less aware of global warming.
i hope you die
The Grey Fox
I hope I die. Your point...?
the welsh one
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I hope I die. Your point...?
i want you to die because of me
now either kill youself or ill keep my tv on stand by and global warming will have you, and i would have contributed to it
Mairuzu
3 weeks ago... you..probably dont remember
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by the welsh one
i want you to die because of me
now either kill youself or ill keep my tv on stand by and global warming will have you, and i would have contributed to it
Guess what? I don't care.
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Maverick80
..........with me? herbsrug
Maverick80
Originally posted by Mairuzu
3 weeks ago... you..probably dont remember
I----don't.
How was it?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
I----don't.
How was it? It was shit. As always with you.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
It was shit. As always with you.
It was shit because you have no idea what you're doing.
The 3rd chick in your siganture looks like you.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
It was shit because you have no idea what you're doing.
The 3rd chick in your siganture looks like you. T-thanks.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
T-thanks.
Sorry for the awkward moment there. I'm sick today - not in my right mind.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
Sorry for the awkward moment there. I'm sick today - not in my right mind. You are sick everyday
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
You are sick everyday
Ye-es. But today is in the 'STD flaring up' kind of way. Not the 'strip me whip me make me bleed - kinky sex is what I need' kind of way.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
Ye-es. But today is in the 'STD flaring up' kind of way. Not the 'strip me whip me make me bleed - kinky sex is what I need' kind of way. Oh
Well
I don't like you then.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh
Well
I don't like you then.
Liar.
You lurve me.
On a completely unrelated topic, it's snowing.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
Liar.
You lurve me.
On a completely unrelated topic, it's snowing. I am not sure whether I like snow.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
I am not sure whether I like snow.
Whenever I put snow on my nipples you call them your 'snowcones'.
The Grey Fox
Sancturay's not going to be happy...
Bardock42
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Sancturay's not going to be happy...
Why?
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Sancturay's not going to be happy...
Pfft. Are you kidding? She's in the background taking pictures.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why?
Originally posted by Maverick80
Whenever I put snow on my nipples you call them your 'snowcones'.
Originally posted by Maverick80
Liar.
You lurve me.
Originally posted by Maverick80
Pfft. Are you kidding? She's in the background taking pictures.
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
petpet Buck up lil camper, it's nothing to be sad about.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
petpet Buck up lil camper, it's nothing to be sad about.
Oh shit, I forgot you were male for the second time oh
lawl, my mind is going
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Oh shit, I forgot you were male for the second time oh
lawl, my mind is going
This is getting to be a problem
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
This is getting to be a problem
Don't expect it to be last time my friend, I'm sure it will happen again
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Don't expect it to be last time my friend, I'm sure it will happen again
Let's be clear hmm? I'm not a female. I am a male. I am not homosexual either, despite my previous posts.
Try to stay with the program eh? Wot Wot?
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Let's be clear hmm? I'm not a female. I am a male. I am not homosexual either, despite my previous posts.
Try to stay with the program eh? Wot Wot?
I'll try harder in future, lol.
Baylin
Originally posted by Maverick80
Let's be clear hmm? I'm a female. I am not a male. I am not heterosexual either, despite my previous posts.
Try to stay with the program eh? Wot Wot?
Okay now I'm lost, I thought you were a straight guy...
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Baylin
Okay now I'm lost, I thought you were a straight guy...
WTF me too
he/she modified her/his post.
Edit: you lie, baylin! you changed the post in your quote!
Maverick80
Originally posted by Baylin
Okay now I'm lost, I thought you were a straight guy...
Oh shit....what a mistake to make.....
I AM HETEROSEXUAL.
Good Christ, talk about an awkward coming out. Unintentionally.
**EDIT** LMAO. I just realized, Baylin, what an unbelievable pr'ick you are. Making me think I outed myself without meaning to.
I am going to need therapy after all of this. I'm so confused.
Am I gay? Am I straight? Either way, am I even sure?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
Oh shit....what a mistake to make.....
I AM HETEROSEXUAL.
Good Christ, talk about an awkward coming out. Unintentionally. H-he just changed your quote.
Shelbert Lemon
Confusing.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
H-he just changed your quote.
Please read my previous post.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Oh shit....what a mistake to make.....
I AM HETEROSEXUAL.
Good Christ, talk about an awkward coming out. Unintentionally.
**EDIT** LMAO. I just realized, Baylin, what an unbelievable pr'ick you are. Making me think I outed myself without meaning to.
I am going to need therapy after all of this. I'm so confused.
Am I gay? Am I straight? Either way, am I even sure?
lmao it's time for some self-reflection, I think
Maverick80
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Confusing.
Shelbert Lemon.
Interesting name.
If I were to call you anything, I'd call you....hmm...Shell fish.
Bardock42
He's gay. Case closed.
Wasn't that hard, now was it? And best thing, I don't even charge (that much).
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm gay. Case closed.
Wasn't that hard, now was it? And best thing, I don't even charge (that much).
Charge for what? You're a gay male prostitute?
You know, that felt cheap, changing your post like that. I am ashamed of myself for doing that. I took the easy way instead of bearing down and using my mind to come up with a witty reply.
I'm sorry.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Charge for what? You're a gay male prostitute?
You know, that felt cheap, changing your post like that. I am ashamed of myself for doing that. I took the easy way instead of baring down and using my mind to come up with a witty reply.
I'm sorry.
I've got to say that was very witty. I lawl'd
Baylin
Originally posted by Maverick80
Oh shit....what a mistake to make.....
I AM HETEROSEXUAL.
Good Christ, talk about an awkward coming out. Unintentionally.
**EDIT** LMAO. I just realized, Baylin, what an unbelievable pr'ick you are. Making me think I outed myself without meaning to.
I am going to need therapy after all of this. I'm so confused.
Am I gay? Am I straight? Either way, am I even sure?
Don't know what you mean...
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Maverick80
Shelbert Lemon.
Interesting name.
If I were to call you anything, I'd call you....hmm...Shell fish. Please dont call me that.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Please dont call me that.
Yeah, leave Shell fish alone.
Maverick80
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Please dont call me that.
May I ask why, Shells? Is that okay?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
Charge for what? You're a gay male prostitute?
You know, that felt cheap, changing your post like that. I am ashamed of myself for doing that. I took the easy way instead of bearing down and using my mind to come up with a witty reply.
I'm sorry.
I like witty replies.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
May I ask why, Shells? Is that okay?
Morning, Mavvy
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
I like witty replies.
Well don't expect any from me, you selfish bastard.
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Morning, Mavvy
Ahoy hoy, Foxster.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Maverick80
May I ask why, Shells? Is that okay? Because only one person ever called me Shelfish.. and he hasnt been here.. he also used to call me that Shelapant name as well...
Shells is fine.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Because only one person ever called me Shelfish.. and he hasnt been here.. he also used to call me that Shelapant name as well...
Shells is fine.
What about Shelosaurus?
I wish I was funny disgust
Maverick80
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Because only one person ever called me Shelfish.. and he hasnt been here.. he also used to call me that Shelapant name as well...
Shells is fine.
Can't have been a very nice fella to call someone a name like that, can he?
Maverick80
Originally posted by Bardock42
What about Shelosaurus?
I wish I was funny disgust
From what people tell me, you're the funniest person alive.
Oh wait, that's what YOU told me.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Ahoy hoy, Foxster.
I like that name haermm
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maverick80
From what people tell me, you're the funniest person alive.
Oh wait, that's what YOU told me. That must mean it's true. Thanks, I never looked at it that way.
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I like that name haermm
Then I'll call you Rupert.
Originally posted by Bardock42
That must mean it's true. Thanks, I never looked at it that way.
Not a problem, Jesus.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Then I'll call you Rupert.
...Rupert is fine too.
I will call you Margeret.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Maverick80
Can't have been a very nice fella to call someone a name like that, can he? He is one of the best actually.
Originally posted by Bardock42
What about Shelosaurus?
I wish I was funny disgust
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
...Rupert is fine too.
I will call you Margeret.
Well who the holy hell told you my real name? *glares at Bardock*
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Maverick80
Can't have been a very nice fella to call someone a name like that, can he? He is one of the best actually.
Originally posted by Bardock42
What about Shelosaurus?
I wish I was funny disgust
*shrugs* If you say so.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Well who the holy hell told you my real name? *glares at Bardock*
To be fair, I'm God. No questions. Only prayers.
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
To be fair, I'm God. No questions. Only prayers.
Sorry, I am a sworn devotee of the Church of Bardock.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Sorry, I am a sworn devotee of the Church of Bardock.
Good choice, to be fair.
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Good choice, to be fair.
Yes...yes it is.
leftright
I am being held by him against my will. Call the police.
All Hail Bardock.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Yes...yes it is.
leftright
I am being held by him against my will. Call the police.
All Hail Bardock.
Well, you look like you're having fun there... I'll just be going...
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Well, you look like you're having fun there... I'll just be going...
Heh heh....you...no..you want to stay. I'll get you some pudding.
please help - he's sadistic and cruel
Bardock is all powerful.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Heh heh....you...no..you want to stay. I'll get you some pudding.
please help - he's sadistic and cruel
Bardock is all powerful.
Pudding eh? Sounds good. What's those noises I hear?
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Pudding eh? Sounds good. What's those noises I hear?
Hahaha...oh, that's nothing.
cry
it's his chainsaw with the dildo attached to the end of it.
More pudding?
run! get help.
The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Maverick80
Hahaha...oh, that's nothing.
cry
it's his chainsaw with the dildo attached to the end of it.
More pudding?
run! get help.
I'm okay, I need to get going... have fun with ol' Bardock...
Maverick80
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I'm okay, I need to get going... have fun with ol' Bardock...
crybaby
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