Well.....Isn't that special....

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JacopeX
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Dusty
Best part is, he won't get STD's.

His dick my rust, but other than that....

JacopeX
Since when were transportation devices attractive? confused

faraday
lmao.
Poor bike.

Dusty
Originally posted by JacopeX
Since when were transportation devices attractive? confused

since ur mum became a bus driver

Mišt
Originally posted by Dusty
since ur mum became a bus driver

crylaugh

Kram3r
Originally posted by Dusty
since ur mum became a bus driver

crylaugh

Also, Why the **** did you spell it "mum", lawlz. haermm

Mišt
Originally posted by Kram3r
crylaugh

Also, Why the **** did you spell it "mum", lawlz. haermm

****ing Aussies haermm

I submitted a name change request 131wank

Kram3r

Mišt
ImFromAdelaideButAtLeastItsBetterThanFrankston haermm

SausageHole
Bikes are sexy.

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by JacopeX
A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex.

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

He now lives in Ayr.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
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lord xyz
Originally posted by Dusty
since ur mum became a bus driver I don't get it. cry

JacopeX
Originally posted by Dusty
since ur mum became a bus driver ....I said devices....funny how others laugh at such a hurrendous joke. confused

JacopeX
Originally posted by lord xyz
I don't get it. cry Then, Your IQ is normal.

Dusty
Originally posted by JacopeX
....I said devices....funny how others laugh at such a hurrendous joke. confused They're aussi's. They suck, trust me.

'Specially Kram3r. 13

He hasn't secks'd me lately.

JacopeX
I see.....

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