Pandora's Box

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SpearofDestiny
I warneth thee on thy Laws of Orgasmism...do NOT open up Pandora's Box...for all the suppressed evils of the universe lie dormant in the chest of furies.







"Heeth thee well....for thy orgy spirits of darkness lurk sealed in the Sacred Chest, sealed by thy holiness, Orgasmus, himself, never to be let free unto the surface of thy world."

-Testament of Orgy Kalima- Verse 69


"Where Orgasm maintained thy Order, release of thy sealed chest shall erupt in white fluid bliss beyond the control of mortal men...for all passions shall be let free without restraint...orgasmis chaos shall flourish..."


-Book of Smiter- Verse 69


"Masturbate in thou moderation, for orgasm maintains peace when thy natural flow floweth naturally...Release thy cusp of ultamate carnal bliss and uncontrolled orgasmic energies shall wreck havoc upon our universe"


-Book of Orgasms- Vol. 63 Verse 69


"Before my orgasmic demise in thy Land of thy Virgins, I shall seal all thy orgasmic energy into the cusp....thy clitoral cavity...thy sacred womb...in thy death shall thy legacy forbid abuse of thy power of orgasm- sacred be, sacred be"


-Tantric Genesis, Orgasmus Vol. 7, verse 69













DO YOU SEE ??? IT IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANT YOU DO NOT OPEN PANDORA'S BOX AND RELEASE THE ENERGIES OF THE COSMIC ORGY ! FOR THE ENERGIES MUST FLOW PEACEFULLY. THESE ENERGIES HAVE BEEN REPRESSED FOR 69,000 MILLENIA ! ONCE UNLEASHED, EVERYONE WILL RAPE EACHOTHER AND MASTURBATE UNTIL THIER GENITALIA EXPLODE !


HUMAN AND ANIMAL ALIKE SHALL FORNICATE ! ORGASM WILL BECOME THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCE INSTEAD OF THE CREATIVE FORCE !











I leave the Box under KMC's care...please guard Panwhora's Box with your lives ! The world's fate rests on your hands!




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Here is thy Key:



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Guard it with your Lives !








If opened:dd

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the welsh one
i read that shifty

SpearofDestiny
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

FoxMeister
The key looks oddly phallic

the welsh one
*opens orgasm thing*
*loses key*

my bad

SpearofDestiny
8=============D

FoxMeister
herbcry cant... avert... gaze FRUM KAY!!!

Mywi
oh no.. youre back

Grinning Goku
mmm

Secretus
The *** is back.

He just flew in.

Scythe
Shit, I feel limp now...

SpearofDestiny
droolio

SpearofDestiny
Remeber guys, just don't open the BOX.... fear

Bloigen
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6016/colne6.jpg

SpearofDestiny
LOLZ

Bloigen
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
LOLZ

LULZ

Röland
This thread sucks.

Reverend Axel
Good god, not this fool again.

Violent2Dope
gaysex

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
gaysex Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Good god, not this fool again.

SpearofDestiny
duhhhh I LOVE THE INTERNET droolio

Secretus
Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
duhhhh I LOVE THE INTERNET droolio

The internet hates you.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Secretus
The internet hates you.

I c wut u did thar.

Secretus
Originally posted by Bloigen
I c wut u did thar.

Fap,fap,fap.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Secretus
Fap,fap,fap.

Flip flop.

Secretus
Originally posted by Bloigen
Flip flop.


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Violent2Dope
lethalwavey

Secretus
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