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Will I achieve flight?

STFU and GTFO.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
STFU and GTFO.

Reported for Racism.

ilufu

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
ilufu Reported for Gaycism

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight?

No, I've tried. It's physically impossible.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Reported for Gaycism

Seconded

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Here's a picture of me:
http://mediamatters.org/static/img/horowitz_franken_racist.jpg

I knew it.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight?


Depends on the size of your prostate.

Guessin' as small as your penis.

haermm

Originally posted by Secretus
Depends on the size of your prostate.

Guessin' as small as your penis.

haermm

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9969/arnoldsmallpenis5ub.jpg

I bet if I piss slow enough, I can go back in time. herbsrug

I pissed so fast my balls dropped mmm

It was a good day herbtouched

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I bet if I piss slow enough, I can go back in time. herbsrug

Pics or it didn't/won't happen. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight? No, but you can break thru solid stone.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight? Yes. It is physically possible.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes. It is physically possible.

Is it emotionally possible?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Is it emotionally possible? Well, you have to be really emotionally powerful. But I think there is a chance.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, you have to be really emotionally powerful. But I think there is a chance.

Is it mentally possible?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Is it mentally possible? No. Absolutely not.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No. Absolutely not.

Oh, pity.

Is it spiritually possible?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Is it spiritually possible? Spirituality is a tool of the peanut butter industry to sell more used cars. Stop taking marketing devices seriously, you sheep tool.

The Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh succeeded in series one.

"Its like yellow wire, as strong as a horse leg"

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight? No, your dick will fall off.

Originally posted by lord xyz
No, your dick will fall off.
Technically, it will explode.

Like a grenade of some sort.

Originally posted by Barker
Technically, it will explode.

Like a grenade of some sort.
A stun grenade i hope.

Fragment would be to hard to clean up...


No matter how small the grenade mmm

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight? Depends on how much you weigh. 131

Originally posted by Sado-sama
Depends on how much you weigh. 131 Good god, I thought you were serious.

Edit ftw.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight?


the point at which the opposing force to your piss would be strong enough to lift you up, it would also be strong enough to rip your apart into two staring from your penis.

I have to piss right now, I'll give it a try. brb. mmm

If I shit hard enough, would I be able to destroy those Godless heretics in Northern France?

If i "arrive at the station" hard enough will the Eurasian Tectonic plate smash? mmm

herbsrug

Didn't work very well. mmm

Mabye if you try it in an elevator/lift you'll have more success

I ended up just farting. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I ended up just farting. haermm

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NOT FUNNEH.

xomfg are you still trying?

Originally posted by Bloigen
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NOT FUNNEH. Quoted to create space.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space. Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Quoted to create space.

Oh.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Oh. Yeah.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmm i dont think so but you could be a fire hydren

Originally posted by FoxMeister
If i "arrive at the station" hard enough will the Eurasian Tectonic plate smash? mmm

mmm Almost