My girlfriend is hotter then your's

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Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

Reverend Axel
mmm

She's more Rolands type.

Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
mmm

She's more Rolands type.

Her eyes are too buggy. no expression

Bloigen
I'd still cockslap her.

Reverend Axel
She a butterface

Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
She a butterface

The mascara gives her some pep.

Reverend Axel

Piggle Humsy
it'll never last haermm

Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I'd still motorboat her.


Brrbrrbrbrbrbrbrb. mmm

I didn't deny that.

Reverend Axel

Bardock42
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap* Aww, you lucky man hug <- heterosexual hug

Violent2Dope
Damn, she's an ugly cvnt.

Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
It seems like it would be fun in those sacks of sand. haermm

I know I'd have fun. haermm

Scythe
Hahahaha, keep a certain someone away from her. Hehehe.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap* is she like a cheerleader or something?

Sweet Escape
I remember days of making videos...

They were always fun happy

Rogue Jedi
she seems like a ditz.

silver_tears
She has huge ****. mmm

Rogue Jedi
I know, they look saggy and shit.

Reverend Axel
"Most awesomest"

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
"Most awesomest" saggy boobs? or did she say that?

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
saggy boobs? or did she say that? She said that. And I lol'd at the grammar.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
She said that. And I lol'd at the grammar. if dood thinks she is hot, man, he needs glasses.

Röland
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
if dood thinks she is hot, man, he needs glasses.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Barker

Röland
Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, and she's a beast of burden.

Maybe.

Depends on how much she can haul.

Secretus
Wow, if she didn't speak she would be hot.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Wow, if she didn't speak she would be hot. on her knees, mouth open?

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
on her knees, mouth open?

My nigga.

haermm

Vathu
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/Vathu/Funny%20shit/motivator5007418.jpg

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
if dood thinks she is hot, man, he needs glasses. I'd like to play her *** bongos.

Secretus
I'd smack those **** around a bit and have her play the harmonica.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Secretus
I'd smack those **** around a bit and have her play the harmonica. Put your lips on your arm and blow. Thats the sound I would make on her.

Secretus
Good times.

Barker
I guarantee that those **** are bigger than my head.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
I guarantee that those **** are bigger than my head. You do have a tiny head, though. mmm

Barker
I wasn't talking about the one on my shoulders. mmm

Outbound
Originally posted by Barker
I wasn't talking about the one on my shoulders. mmm

Anything is bigger than that thing mmm

Piggle Humsy
chestyph mmm

Secretus
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
chestyph mmm

Nice ****.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
I wasn't talking about the one on my shoulders. mmm I was? mmm

Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I was? mmm
I was talking about the one between her funbags. mmm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
I'd smack those **** around a bit and have her play the harmonica. those are like FLOTATION DEVICES, man.

Outbound
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
chestyph mmm

Eww, put them away mmm

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Secretus
Nice ****.

Thanks, you may also know them from such postings in "Axels profile" pigglediva

Secretus
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
those are like FLOTATION DEVICES, man.

Not when we get finished with them.

haermm

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Outbound
Eww, put them away mmm

Ghey. mmm

Secretus
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Thanks, you may also know them from such postings in "Axels profile" pigglediva

*viewing*

Kram3r
Emilee > Donna. mmm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
Not when we get finished with them.

haermm more like two giant sponge cakes covered in glaze.

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Barker
I was talking about the one between her funbags. mmm No wonder I couldn't see it. mmm Originally posted by Secretus
*viewing* Get out, pluz. haermm

Outbound
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ghey. mmm

Seen better mmm

I like it how she says 'This is me, Christina' in the video, as if he didnt know who it was haermm

Barker
**** you all, in that case.

Except Rogue, Mist, Piggle, Secretus, and Axel. mmm

Well, maybe Axel. mmm

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Outbound
Seen better mmm

I think you'll find those were nuts mmm

Reverend Axel
My profile is awesome.

I guessing its because of Piggle. mmm

Secretus
Wtf was this n00b thinking by posting his girl on video in the otf?

haermm

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Secretus
Wtf was this n00b thinking by posting his girl on video in the otf?

haermm He just posted his girlfriend, then left. What was that all about?

*Creates account*

*posts non nude video of girlfriend*

*never returns*


Thats cool haermm

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
My profile is awesome.

I guessing its because of Piggle. mmm

Yeah. pigglediva

ilufu

faraday
laughing out loud Ouch.
You guys are so mean lol

Secretus
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
He just posted his girlfriend, then left. What was that all about?

*Creates account*

*posts non nude video of girlfriend*

*never returns*


Thats cool haermm

haermm

*Gives props*

Outbound
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1188/97457766wc4.jpg

mmm

faraday
Originally posted by Outbound
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1188/97457766wc4.jpg

mmm

laughing OUCH!!!! That's so mean! laughing

Secretus
haermm


Profiled!

haermm

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Outbound
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1188/97457766wc4.jpg

mmm .cryl.cryl.cryl mmm

Piggle Humsy
laughcry

I wish I knew her so I could call her up and be all "shit ***** you be all over the internets!"

or something haermm

Secretus
My god, this poor guy.

haermm

Piggle Humsy
The phrase "asked for it" springs to mind haermm

most likely fake anyways.

I mean seriously.. who does that? haermm

Reverend Axel
Her boobz need moar mudkips mmm

Piggle Humsy
her boobs need less clothing.. moar nakedness mmm

NASA
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

Very hot

Slay
Originally posted by NASA
Very hot
... but not really?

NASA
Originally posted by Slay
... but not really?

her body thats its

Slay
Originally posted by NASA
her body thats its
But her **** are all saggy. Reminds of when I did community service in a home for the elderly...

Bardock42
Originally posted by Secretus
Wtf was this n00b thinking by posting his girl on video in the otf?

haermm I think the guy is probably Big Evil.

Which means his first account had been registered a year before yours.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

uhuh I doubt it's even his girlfriend

NASA
Originally posted by Slay
But her **** are all saggy. Reminds of when I did community service in a home for the elderly...

rolling on floor laughing

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Slay
But her **** are all saggy. Reminds of when I did community service in a home for the elderly... reminds me of water balloons in a pair of panty hose.

FoxMeister
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
uhuh I doubt it's even his girlfriend
ninjay i second that

Captain King
I don't get to post much because I'M IN THE NAVY.


What partof that did you fail to comprehend?


Right now i'm stationed, doing some paperwork. Being in Iraq isn't all about gunning down terrorists and saving the womenz.


Granteed as you know my sweetheart back home is Jewish. She's said before she'd rather me just let those "camel looking tards die. They smell like ass anyway".



She really really doesn't like muslims lol! But that just makes her more adorable.

faraday
Originally posted by Captain King
I don't get to post much because I'M IN THE NAVY.


What partof that did you fail to comprehend?


Right now i'm stationed, doing some paperwork. Being in Iraq isn't all about gunning down terrorists and saving the womenz.


Granteed as you know my sweetheart back home is Jewish. She's said before she'd rather me just let those "camel looking tards die. They smell like ass anyway".



She really really doesn't like muslims lol! But that just makes her more adorable.

no expression
...

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Captain King


She really really doesn't like muslims lol! But that just makes her more adorable.

Awee, racism.

faraday
I guess he thinks anyone who 'really really' doesn't like Muslims are adorable no expression

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by faraday
no expression
... indeed. probably in the BOY SCOUTS.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Captain King
She really really doesn't like muslims lol! But that just makes her more adorable.

what a lovely outlook on life. how accepting of her.

Toku King
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

Not hotter than my Patriot wife.

chillmeistergen
Horrible voice.

Vathu
Originally posted by Captain King
I don't get to post much because I'M IN THE NAVY.


What partof that did you fail to comprehend?


Right now i'm stationed, doing some paperwork. Being in Iraq isn't all about gunning down terrorists and saving the womenz.


Granteed as you know my sweetheart back home is Jewish. She's said before she'd rather me just let those "camel looking tards die. They smell like ass anyway".



She really really doesn't like muslims lol! But that just makes her more adorable.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a177/Vathu/Funny%20shit/motivator5007418.jpg

Captain King
What's with all the pictures? lol


Out of Topic reminds me of 4chan.

faraday
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
what a lovely outlook on life. how accepting of her.

Outbound
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Awee, racism.

Muslim's not a race...

Diamond Kisses
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

No way she is!

Bloigen
Originally posted by Outbound
Muslim's not a race...

Don't be stupid. Racism applies to everything.

See a guy littering? That's a racist.
See a guy sharpening his penis? That's a racist.
See someone flashing children? That's a racist.

silver_tears
I'ma gonna make a video. mhmm

Outbound
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'ma gonna make a video. mhmm

pr0n makes baby jesus happy mhmm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
pr0n makes baby jesus happy mhmm

You can't do pr0n by yourself, duh idiot. mhmm

Outbound
Originally posted by silver_tears
You can't do pr0n by yourself, duh idiot. mhmm

Thats why Ill be there to assistmhmm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
Thats why Ill be there to assistmhmm

Hold my purse and stuff? mhmm

Outbound
Purse, hair, boobs, sure mhmm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
Purse, hair, boobs, sure mhmm

I was wondering what that squeezing was. mhmm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by silver_tears
You can't do pr0n by yourself, duh idiot. mhmm depends. shifty

Toku King
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'ma gonna make a video. mhmm

I'll go get the butter.

Scythe
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

You're only with her cuz she has boobs, and my girlfriend is better...

WickedTexasMomA
Oh lord.. What a nutterbutter. Girls got enough makeup on to sink a boat. I was cringing the whole time she was talking.

FoxMeister
I can imagine that the back of her head has a picture of Jessica Alba sellotaped on permanently by now.

Mairuzu
Shes not attractive... not even the boobs make her look good

NASA
My fiance Yasmin is way hotter than her

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Shes not attractive... not even the boobs make her look good Originally posted by NASA
My fiance Yasmin is way hotter than her

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/1196005460426.jpg

Toku King
The girl I'm stalking is way hotter than her.

Ashestoashesjc
Originally posted by Captain King
She made me a video
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4149382786875101093&hl=en

eek! *FapFapFapFapFap*

No offence, but she looks like a "ball basher"

Captain King
She tastes like strawberry.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Shes not attractive... not even the boobs make her look good laughing

Roulette
Originally posted by Captain King
She really really doesn't like muslims lol! But that just makes her more adorable.

Yeah, she's a sweetheart. o.o

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/1196005460426.jpg I don't remember saying that.

Dustin [Tsure]
Those are some unsinkable knockers. I could hear her shirt crying.

My girlfriend's hotter. Big **** scare the kids.

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