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Bloigen says:
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Scythe Shitkicker says:
indeed
Scythe Shitkicker says:
they're choco sauce anyways
Bloigen says:
Probably
Bloigen says:
Also, I didn't understand that at all
Scythe Shitkicker says:
it's all ketchup and mustard
Bloigen says:
Valve?
Scythe Shitkicker says:
valveeta
Scythe Shitkicker says:
Mmm, choco cheese...
Bloigen says:
Like the clams say "Belarus, belarus, Waterloo".
Scythe Shitkicker says:
the clams?
Bloigen says:
The clams.
Scythe Shitkicker says:
i see
Scythe Shitkicker says:
I'm talkin' to SelphieT on the phone
Bloigen says:
Tell her how awesome I am
Scythe Shitkicker says:
done
Bloigen says:
Sweet
Scythe Shitkicker says:
hell yeah
Bloigen says:
Hell no
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you're not awesome....?
Bloigen says:
Hell no
Bloigen says:
I am awesome.
Bloigen says:
Awesome like a clam.
Bloigen says:
A shut clam.
Scythe Shitkicker says:
snap!
Scythe Shitkicker says:
closed....
Bloigen says:
They've keep Sean Connery's soul in there.
Scythe Shitkicker says:
i oughta dance naked on your face
Bloigen says:
I'd like that
Bloigen says:
ALOT
Bloigen says:
A LOT
Bloigen says:
ALOT
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you don't make friends with salad!
Bloigen says:
You don't.
Bloigen says:
Unless you're a clam
Bloigen says:
Everyone loves clams.
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you've seen that simpsons?
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you don't make friends with salad?
Bloigen says:
I've seen it so many times that I haven't seen it.
Bloigen says:
Y'know?
Scythe Shitkicker says:
no...
Bloigen says:
cool
Scythe Shitkicker says:
I've spooned with a chimp once
Scythe Shitkicker says:
almost got my friend fired from the local zoo
Bloigen says:
I saw
Scythe Shitkicker says:
didja?
Scythe Shitkicker says:
those poor european snakes
Bloigen says:
It was on www.lookatthesedudespoonwithchimps.gov
Scythe Shitkicker says:
I'd click that
Scythe Shitkicker says:
but it sets my gay alarm off
Scythe Shitkicker says:
and I already woke the next doors twice
Scythe Shitkicker says:
Have you ever been so hungry
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you've just wanted to sock someone in the face?
Bloigen says:
I've been so hungry that I DID sock someone in the face then marinate their face, let them run a bit shoot them in the ankle and put them in the oven for 40 mins
Scythe Shitkicker says:
that's how I reproduce!
Scythe Shitkicker says:
sicko
Bloigen says:
Tha'ts how I UNreproduced.
Bloigen says:
What?
Bloigen says:
I don't get it either
Scythe Shitkicker says:
what?
Bloigen says:
What?
Scythe Shitkicker says:
what?!
Scythe Shitkicker says:
Come to Africa! We've got lions!
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you don't make friends with salad!
Bloigen says:
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you don't make friends with salad!
Bloigen says:
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you don't make friends with salad!
Bloigen says:
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you don't make friends with salad!
Bloigen says:
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!
Scythe Shitkicker says:
you don't make friends with salad!

*Colin Powell pic*

*Colin Powell Scrotum*

one day i awoke
and to my dismay
The ground, I am most certian enough to say, yes it was made of clay
I took a stroll down by the bay Where i met a talking horse eating some hay.
He looked towards me and had the most interesting thing to say
"dont worry, the drugs will wear off soon"

A cat's eye ball can be licked too many times. For peacocks sing of the Yanks retread to their dreadnaught.

this makes me head hurt.

i believe i just loled =D

Dripping mucus sought after by the dreaded sofa lord knows not once where it's birthrite took place.