Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

1. Go to http://www.freechatnow.com/adults.html or something like that
2. Pick a name like babygurl13 or cutiepie94 (Make it start with a letter near the beginning of the alphabet)
3. Wait for pedos
4. Talk to pedos
5. DON'T SPAM THE MAIN CHAT! THAT WILL JUST GET YOU BANNED!
6. Use the FBI Copy Pasta
7. Post hilarious screen shots
8. ???
9. PROFIT!


FBI copy pasta is as follows:

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

If they don't reply, then say:

*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.

mmm

Originally posted by taft
mmm



mmm

Originally posted by Bloigen
mmm

Originally posted by taft
mmm

I love you... This is is ****ing funny as hell.

While I'm not going to do this, for I have very little free time, I think you are a genius, sir Bloigen.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Pedro says:
mmmI just saw your thread
Pedro says:
and, bardock just signed into msn


No idea what that's supposed to mean

Just did it with some 18 year old who thought I was 12, got majorly pwned. crytissue

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/796/2chicks1cupvc5.jpg

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/_Sanctuary_/chatz0r.jpg

oh before that happened he asked how old I was and I said 12, and he said he was 18.

this is a hilarious idea. Props Bloigen

You shouldn't have said you were kidding. mmm

Originally posted by Bloigen
1. Go to http://www.freechatnow.com/adults.html or something like that
2. Pick a name like babygurl13 or cutiepie94 (Make it start with a letter near the beginning of the alphabet)
3. Wait for pedos
4. Talk to pedos
5. DON'T SPAM THE MAIN CHAT! THAT WILL JUST GET YOU BANNED!
6. Use the FBI Copy Pasta
7. Post hilarious screen shots
8. ???
9. PROFIT!


FBI copy pasta is as follows:

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

If they don't reply, then say:

*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database. ok ~lolz~

took too long to load.

I was gonna do a gay one too.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I felt bad. Even after I said I was kidding he kept saying oh god I'm so sorry.. haermm haermm pedozor

I did this just now.

Right before I did it (I'm pretty sure it was before I posted the quote above, maybe after, but I'm think it was before), I got a Private message from John saying "Closed b/c full of aids". (This was just in a private message)

Then I did it to this other man, posted the message that is, and then everything froze up on that chat and my 3 private chats. and then on the main chat it says "Local kill by John (Raid is full of fail)".



Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I felt bad. Even after I said I was kidding he kept saying oh god I'm so sorry.. haermm

It's funny how the apologize yet they are the ones who initiate the chat. haermm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/_Sanctuary_/chatz0r.jpg

oh before that happened he asked how old I was and I said 12, and he said he was 18.

few

There's been some real funny ones, a few from our big KMC MSN conversation:

















srug

I'm in a chat room as cutiepie94 for 5 god damn seconds, and I already got a message saying "Lez"

mmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

thankyou

I've got 2 potential customers at the moment mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I've got 2 potential customers at the moment mmm

So do I, I'm heading over to their houses right now. They think I'm an eleven year old boy named Stevie. I'm totally going to put a rusty nail in my poop shoot so they get tetanus!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
So do I, I'm heading over to their houses right now. They think I'm an eleven year old boy named Stevie. I'm totally going to put a rusty nail in my poop shoot so they get tetanus! Some new guy named "Hornydaddy_4_girl" mmm

Damnit, I was working on a good one then it got closed. mmm

The site is being crappy for me.

Whenever I send a message, it shows nothing afterwards.

"quote:
TexasStud1: what do u look like
Babigirl1995: Like dakota fanning."

haermm

By the way.......my username of choice was "CuteBabyCheeks911"

super13

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Thread makes me haermmione.

I went on as "Gothgirl1994" and got 4 weirdos right away. Really worrying that those kind of guys are out there. I hope they get their balls caught in a bus door. Scumbags.

Everytime I press ok after a message, it goes away and the pedo disappears.
Why?

i shall do this laterssss

Buffgirl12

Tried to log in again but it says I'm banned. Stinking paedos, how dare they ban me? I'm 25 years old with the beginnings of a beergut!

Originally posted by amity75
Tried to log in again but it says I'm banned. Stinking paedos, how dare they ban me? I'm 25 years old with the beginnings of a beergut!

Banned me too.

Originally posted by faraday
Banned me too. lulz

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lulz

Not fair.. I'm really bored lol

Originally posted by faraday
Not fair.. I'm really bored lol Suuuurreeee you're going on there only because you're BORED.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by faraday
Not fair.. I'm really bored lol uhuh party?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
uhuh party?

Oh why not?

Originally posted by faraday
Oh why not? goheadgirl

Originally posted by MR.Grum
goheadgirl

Originally posted by MR.Grum
goheadgirl GO HEAD GIRL!

dancingman

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by faraday
Bannnannnanananana died

Originally posted by MR.Grum
Bannnannnanananana died

I like bananas.
It did not die.

I brought it back to life youpi

Originally posted by faraday
I like bananas.
It did not die.

I brought it back to life youpi it cant dance its a zombie..

Originally posted by MR.Grum
it cant dance its a zombie..

Well.
It can dance.
It's special.. just like me

Originally posted by MR.Grum
it cant dance its a zombie..

Never saw the Michael Jackson music video, huh?

I got banned! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I told a 41 year old that I was 16, and he said he liked it, and then I pulled out the FBI Warning thing, and he logged out of the chatboard!

Another guy said he was 21, I said I was 16, he said he liked it, I pulled the FBI thing, he said he was 12 and reported me, and I said I did back, and he logged out!

Originally posted by Toku King
Never saw the Michael Jackson music video, huh? oh toku those where black zombies.course they can dance.

Bringitwhore:want to cyber
Paragirl:im 15
Bringitwhore: so lets get started?
Bringitwhore: I got a hard on already .
Paragirl:Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait
Bringitwhore has left the chatroom

Earlier, I pulled the FBI thing on a guy named Lobo1. I said I was 15.
Second messaging under a new name....

Originally posted by Toku King
Earlier, I pulled the FBI thing on a guy named Lobo1. I said I was 15.
Second messaging under a new name....

lol, nice one.

Oh shoot. I did it to this guy, and he logged out, and he thinks it's real. I even said FBI agents were heading to his house now!

Well, Lobo1's at it again. I told him I was 17, he said he wanted it young, and he asked if he was IP, and I dropped the FBI bomb!

It wont load up.

All i see is that friggn cross to tell you that my computer was made by an invalid who didnt know how to load anything incredibly simple

Originally posted by FoxMeister
It wont load up.

All i see is that friggn cross to tell you that my computer was made by an invalid who didnt know how to load anything incredibly simple

PWNT

Originally posted by Secretus
PWNT
herbcry u maid may cry!!!

Originally posted by Toku King
Well, Lobo1's at it again. I told him I was 17, he said he wanted it young, and he asked if he was IP, and I dropped the FBI bomb!

And he blocked me, now!

haermm

I'm gonna have some fun on that site.

Originally posted by Secretus
haermm

I'm gonna have some fun on that site.

QTF!

This one kid asks me for asl after I say 16, I pull out the FBI bomb, he tells me now he's a minor, and tries to explain that I 'misread' what he said.
How in the world can him saying "16 is a good age for mah" be misinterpreted from something harmless?

Ahahahaha! I just got that kid Leo(the minor) again, but in a new way.

This guy is scaring the hell out of me.


John7738: hi...i dont normally hit on 11 yr olds...but if ur cut and honest
11fCutie: hi
John7738: wanna chat with an older guy
11fCutie: ok
11fCutie: how old r u?
John7738: 48 in Texas....if ur not 11..i'll know in a few minutes
John7738: truth
John7738: i like to chat
John7738: by ur rules
11fCutie: y?
11fCutie: i dont understad
John7738: younger ladies turn me on
John7738: if ur younger than me u turn me on


John7738: i told u i was helpful
John7738: and i dont mind at all
John7738: dont blush...it is normal
John7738: and u should know
John7738: hello
John7738: dont u dare go away
John7738: i'll haunt u
John7738: quit talking to the other guys or i am gone

Is there any way to get back on that site from being banned? It has the funniest pedos and reactions.

Originally posted by Toku King
Is there any way to get back on that site from being banned? It has the funniest pedos and reactions.

I've been using this site since I've been banned from the other one.

I just had the best one ever! This guy named 40ypedo asked me if I was eleven, I said yes, then he told me he wanted to have sex with me, and I dropped the FBI bomb. He logged off in seconds!

Man, they're dropping like flies!

This is just awesome.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
....And the Suicide Rate flies off the charts in a matter of days for unknown reasons! lulz

I love this! It should be a new sport!

mmm

I ****ing hate you, Marius. lol


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/_Sanctuary_/chatz0r2.jpg

Hey Bloigen you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, HEY BLOIGEN!!

tongue_ss

Chatting with Horny_Irish_Guy.

Is that you, Bloigen? mmm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I ****ing hate you, Marius. lol


http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/_Sanctuary_/chatz0r2.jpg lmaowhy my name .oh

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lmaowhy my name .oh
Well all 3 of you are in there stealin' mah pedos. disgust


hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Whatever ur little heart desires its urs
12_F_UK: Cool, I want you to eat your own face, k?
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ?
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: srry what?
12_F_UK: EAT IT *****
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: YES MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: yes master
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: yes master
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: im ur slave
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: (bows down)


lol

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Well all 3 of you are in there stealin' mah pedos. disgust


hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Whatever ur little heart desires its urs
12_F_UK: Cool, I want you to eat your own face, k?
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ?
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: srry what?
12_F_UK: EAT IT *****
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: YES MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: yes master
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: yes master
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: im ur slave
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: (bows down)


lol He is one pathetic loser. crylaugh

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
He is one pathetic loser. crylaugh
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: and give u pleasure anyway i can
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MASTER
12_F_UK: I want you to eat your fingers one by one
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ok
12_F_UK:
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWW
12_F_UK:
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Pinky
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: The bones hurt my teeth
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: BUT I WILL DO AS U COMMAND MASTER

It just gets better and better.
lol

Originally posted by Sanctuary
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: and give u pleasure anyway i can
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MASTER
12_F_UK: I want you to eat your fingers one by one
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ok
12_F_UK:
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWW
12_F_UK:
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Pinky
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: The bones hurt my teeth
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: BUT I WILL DO AS U COMMAND MASTER

It just gets better and better.
lol How far can you take this? mmm

Evening

Wats all that

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Well all 3 of you are in there stealin' mah pedos. disgust


hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Whatever ur little heart desires its urs
12_F_UK: Cool, I want you to eat your own face, k?
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ?
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: srry what?
12_F_UK: EAT IT *****
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: YES MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: yes master
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: yes master
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: im ur slave
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: (bows down)


lol Valid point

hot-16-m_looking_4_f: POINTER FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MIDDLE GFINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: CRUNCH CRUCNH
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: RING FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: AND THUMB
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MMMMMMMMMMMMM'
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: 4 MY MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ITS BITTERSWEET ITS MY OWN FINGERS IM EATING BUT IT GIVES U PLEASURE
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: DO I EAT THE OTHER HAND MASTER?


lol

****.
It has to be one of you guys.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: POINTER FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MIDDLE GFINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: CRUNCH CRUCNH
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: RING FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: AND THUMB
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MMMMMMMMMMMMM'
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: 4 MY MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ITS BITTERSWEET ITS MY OWN FINGERS IM EATING BUT IT GIVES U PLEASURE
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: DO I EAT THE OTHER HAND MASTER?


lol

****.
It has to be one of you guys.
lol nah im looking for a 40 year old dude to pop up

Originally posted by Sanctuary
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: POINTER FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MIDDLE GFINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: WWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: CRUNCH CRUCNH
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: RING FINGER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: AND THUMB
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MMMMMMMMMMMMM'
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: 4 MY MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ITS BITTERSWEET ITS MY OWN FINGERS IM EATING BUT IT GIVES U PLEASURE
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: DO I EAT THE OTHER HAND MASTER?


lol

****.
It has to be one of you guys.
Not I. I'm working on some 18 year old guy from the UK. mmm

Now, I have a guy who is claiming to be a soldier. mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Now, I have a guy who is claiming to be a soldier. mmm i had a 24 yearold saying he was a doctor.

Then theres this guy



Kram3r?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Then theres this guy



Kram3r?

I think it is. mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Then theres this guy



Kram3r? lmao nah

I've been at work.

Stop bad-mouthing my good name. uhuh

I feel bad for one of these guys. He's just so nice. mmm

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lol nah im looking for a 40 year old dude to pop up
They get kinda scary weep

Originally posted by Bloigen
I've been at work.

Stop bad-mouthing my good name. uhuh

HIS NAME WAS BLOIGEN PAULSON!

Originally posted by Sanctuary
They get kinda scary weep i know thats why you already told me sis.

I love how they are like "WHAT? OMG NO WAY!"

Like they didn't think it might happen. haermm

I exited out of the better one. mmm

Now I have to close and go home.

Be back later, kittens.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lulz yeah but you do it for real though so why is this any funny-er.

I hate you. Impale yourself. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I exited out of the better one. mmm

Now I have to close and go home.

Be back later, kittens. mmm

That Chris Hansen guy better give me a medal or something. herbnone

hot-16-m_looking_4_f: srry master
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: i ate my fingers
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: MASTER??
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: ???????????????????????????????????????????/
12_F_UK: yes slave?
12_F_UK: SHUT UP
12_F_UK: NOW.
12_F_UK: I want you to drink toilet water.
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OK MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE
12_F_UK: Now. Hmm..
12_F_UK: I think you should **** the dog
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OK
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: HOLD STILL WOODY.........................................
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: THERE MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: AS U COMMANDED
12_F_UK: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
12_F_UK: IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343.
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: UR AN %%%%%%%

hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Solicitation i did not ask 4 sex
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: u told me to do all those things
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.


lol

hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Seriously
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: listen
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: to me
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: I did not soliciate sex
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.


What now?!?!





hot-16-m_looking_4_f: I AM JUST A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: U GOTTA LISTEN TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.\
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Solicitation i did not ask 4 sex
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: u told me to do all those things
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.


lol

hot-16-m_looking_4_f: Seriously
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: listen
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: to me
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: I did not soliciate sex
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: #2334531343.


What now?!?! lmao

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

12_F_UK: Just kidding
12_F_UK: slave
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: U R SOOOOOOOOOOOO
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: SOOOOOOOO
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: I WAS REALLY SCARED
12_F_UK: sorreh slave
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: WOW
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: TRUTHFULLY
12_F_UK: LOL
12_F_UK: i'm sorry but HAHAHAHAH
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: IT MAKES ME WANT TO B UR SLAVE MORE CAUSE U KNOW WHAT U WANT AND WILL MAKE ME DO ANYTHING TO GET IT





I really find the freaks, don't I..

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I really find the freaks, don't I..

Well, you ARE going out with Marius. srug

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, you ARE going out with Marius. srug

He's not a freak, he's just German.

Originally posted by Sanctuary

12_F_UK: I think you should **** the dog
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OK
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: HOLD STILL WOODY.........................................
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: THERE MASTER
hot-16-m_looking_4_f: AS U COMMANDED


http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00319/82/40/319280428_l.jpg

That's him and his dog... Woody.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00319/82/40/319280428_l.jpg

That's him and his dog... Woody. Le Bump?

Belteddude:hi
lilpoptart:hi
Belteddude:A/S/L?
lilpoptart:13/f/cali
Belteddude:23/m/cali
lilpoptart:wow so when do we meet lol.
Belteddude:tell me where you live i can be there in an an hour flat.
lilpoptart:Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.
Belteddude:Omg im sorry never again plz i.... dont report me!!!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/_Sanctuary_/ew.jpg


I hope it scared the ****ing hell out of him. ermm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/_Sanctuary_/ew.jpg


I hope it scared the ****ing hell out of him. ermm i hope you did to.

There's some sick bitches on the internet, just look at Bardock. herbnone

Originally posted by Bloigen
There's some sick bitches on the internet, just look at Bardock. herbnone lulz?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lulz?

Lulz. herbcool

Originally posted by Bloigen
Lulz. herbcool lulzherbnone

lulz herbmullet

police_officer: excuse me maam did u happen to see a man in here by the name of Sexy Tall Superman
happygirl8672: yes, he went thatta way *points left*
happygirl8672: why?
police_officer: he is under investigation with the government


Which one of you guys is it?



I decided to combine mine with 2girls1cup. hmm

Originally posted by Sanctuary
police_officer: excuse me maam did u happen to see a man in here by the name of Sexy Tall Superman
happygirl8672: yes, he went thatta way *points left*
happygirl8672: why?
police_officer: he is under investigation with the government


Which one of you guys is it?



I decided to combine mine with 2girls1cup. hmm lulz.

Stupid stupid stupid. haermm

haermm2

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Stupid stupid stupid. haermm what an idiot.

I'm going to enter the hunt.


Should I be an underage boy or girl? hmm

Originally posted by Thorrin
I'm going to enter the hunt.


Should I be an underage boy or girl? hmm girl...

I kept pulling the FBI thing, and the guy would leave the convo.


I got like 20 damn guys wanting my a/s/l....creepy.

Yeah, that happened to me loads of times. Is annoying. disgust


New idea:

erick-da-red: hi babe
11babygurl: hi
11babygurl: see me in action here baby
erick-da-red: that is some sic %%%%
erick-da-red has left.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Yeah, that happened to me loads of times. Is annoying. disgust


New idea:

erick-da-red: hi babe
11babygurl: hi
11babygurl: see me in action here baby
erick-da-red: that is some sic %%%%
erick-da-red has left.




Lawl... that guy got served awesome

I just got some guy to watch it and 2 girls 1 finger.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I just got some guy to watch it and 2 girls 1 finger.



2 girls 1 one tonne of vaseline what_2

killaCali07_M: %%%%%% sick
123sweetiepie: cool
123sweetiepie: what happens?
killaCali07_M: same %%%%
killaCali07_M: eating throw up
killaCali07_M: what r u wearing

haermm

Whoa.... Full Recovery herbeyes

Shit! I got banned again!

I told one of them that I was Chris Hansen! AND HE BELIEVED IT!

Damn. Everyone's non-pedophilic anymore.

Originally posted by Bloigen
1. Go to http://www.freechatnow.com/adults.html or something like that
2. Pick a name like babygurl13 or cutiepie94 (Make it start with a letter near the beginning of the alphabet)
3. Wait for pedos
4. Talk to pedos
5. DON'T SPAM THE MAIN CHAT! THAT WILL JUST GET YOU BANNED!
6. Use the FBI Copy Pasta
7. Post hilarious screen shots
8. ???
9. PROFIT!


FBI copy pasta is as follows:

NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.

If they don't reply, then say:

*Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database.
Originally posted by Sanctuary
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h306/_Sanctuary_/chatz0r.jpg

oh before that happened he asked how old I was and I said 12, and he said he was 18.




Holy sh*t I love you guys.

hysterical

<hotboy>: hey u horny?
<ballgrl>: yes
<hotboy>: wat dos your name meen??
<ballgrl>: i like ballz
<hotboy>: to suck them?
<ballgrl>: yes
<ballgrl>: how old are you?
<hotboy>: 23 u?
<ballgrl>: 17. that ok?
<hotboy>: hell yeh wen and were??
<ballgrl>: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
*hotboy has just logged off*

Dammit! I tried to do it on a private chat but I was banned. Did I do it to an administrator or something? It was going so perfect!

damm i got banned the second i put the first part in lol