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"Oh Art Thou Holy Vagina

Sacred Mother to thoust which giveth life and sustenance

Open thy lips thy entrance to thy sacred womb

Feel thy pleasure of orgasm and thy pain of birth

Thoust are thy holiest openingin thy cosmos"



-Testiment of Orgy Kalima
-verse 46, the Vagina Chapter








Vaginas are like Doors





Things go Inside them. Penises, fallaces, vibrators, dildos, fingers, tampons, cucumbers, pickles, bananas, sausages, guns, water pumps, tongues, teeth, tomatoes, and broccoli.


Things also come outside of them. Babies, dead feotuses, mucus, secretions, yeast infections, scrolls, blood, hair, dead cells, urine, acid, waste product of all sorts, vegatables and broccoli.



The Vagina is a Doorway, and one of thy most sacred of orfaces (other than the Penis and Anus).



Vageema is the Goddess of Vaginas.


Her power is absolute. She is the protector of vaginas and the bearer of Life. Respect her. Pray to her. For she will guide you.



(|) The Door is Closed


(()) The Door is Open

Roland. Your thoughts? mmm

Well, wasn't that special?

mmm nope, nada, nicht, no, **** no.

I love Virginia and vagina.

Also vagina's in Virginia.

.liaf cipe si daerht sihT

.puy

The Door is Closed (|)

You forgot all about fisting, or in other words "knocking on the door"...

Originally posted by Scythe
You forgot all about fisting, or in other words "knocking on the door"...



The Door Would Have to be Open for that (())

Originally posted by Bloigen
.liaf cipe si daerht sihT

Remeber KMC Virgins:



Never Underestimate the Power of Orgasm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Roland. Your thoughts? mmm

My thoughts?

Thread is full of fail.

mmm

*has no words*

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
When you open your closed mind, the Vagina will be open to you. If you forever remain in your ignorance, you will forever remain a Virgin.


-so speaks ORGASMUS, first prophet of Orgasmism.

I'm far from being a virgin.

mmm

You are both Virgins. In order to lose your virginity, you must open your minds to the Sacred Vagina.


Only then will she grant you the gift of freedom from the lonely bondages of your virgin statuses.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel


Fixed. mmm

oh lord!

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
You are both Virgins. In order to lose your virginity, you must open your minds to the Sacred Vagina.


Only then will she grant you the gift of freedom from the lonely bondages of your virgin statuses. You sir.....are an idiot. As well as a pervert.

Originally posted by Strangelove
You sir.....are an idiot. As well as a pervert.

Win.

erm, but rent u gay??? why r u so into vaginas all of a sudden