Underwater Tavern - Reprise bar

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queeq
*UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

Dim
*slips in, vandalizes and leaves*

queeq
What the...!!! mad

Raz
hehe

*joins in on the vandalism*

queeq
Holy crap!!!! *starts cleaning up the mess*


Grrrr.... bastards.... *activates repaired squad of battle droids*

Dim
Hurry up and get this thing going...

*kicks over some paint cans*

What are you doing?....painting?

finti
uses Tex to mop up the mess

queeq
At least finti helps out.

*battle droids fire at Dim saying: Roger roger*

finti
paints Dim big grin

Dim
Ooooooooohhh, *eyes widen*
Paint Me Paint Me Paint Me!!!!
*slings some paint back at fint, hits queeq instead*

queeq
*battle droids fire heavily at Dim and queeq starts cleaning up*

I never get this bar finished like this. mad

finti
Tex needs to be changed, I guess backfire will do

queeq
Pardon?

Hey, I must say. It's kinda fun, this semi private bar. Everyone can look, but only mods can post. evil face

finti
we are sooooooooooooooo it..big grin

queeq
laughing out loud

Gundark
*sneaks in, lets Rancor loose*

*sneaks out*

Hehehe.

finti
it is not a Rancor Gun, it is what Tex looks like after we used hi moping the floor

queeq
laughing out loud

But Tex made more of a mess than he should have cleaned up.... *Sigh* ... how the heck am I gonna be able to open this place.

queeq
Almost clean now. I can open soon.

Dim
Hurry up!

finti
just have to dry clean Tex

queeq
*hurrying*

finti
dry cleaning Tex

queeq
Can't we just SEND him to the dry cleaner's? At least then we are rid of him for a while.

Raz
Come on, open it up already. I can't hold back the mob any longer!

queeq
I know... I know.... *hangs chandelier back on ceiling* Darn! That Dim was thorough.

finti
so when do we open

queeq
Tomorrow or the day after. I just have to polish the bar.

finti
well Polish is cheap labour

queeq
Yes, but can you trust them? evil face

finti
hold on to your wallet

Dim
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!..it's open! *grabs a drink but it slips out of her hand and smashes on the floor*

finti
Makes Dim clean it up without the Poles

queeq
*places tommy blaster painfully at Dim's temples* CLEAN!!!!! mad

finti
she will

Raz
Oh well, lets open up the dump...

finti
well the this dump attracts the right clientele I see, welcome Raz

Ushgarak
OMG, queeq, is going to be unhappy...

Well, let's get moving in, everyone! Ah, I remember this place...

Geez, is EVERYTHING here still damp? Does the jukebox still work? And thatr drinkbot thing of yours, Finti?

finti
WHAT? drinkbot, time for another field goal

Raz
Well you might aswell get the punters to give a hand!

finti
oh I will punt it allright, right over to Sw Movies big grin evil face

Lara
well, this is reallybusy, isnt it! djee, a new bar and its practically dead!
BTW: any jobs going or do I have to ask else where, yet again?

Ushgarak
Errr, queeq not here right now is the thing... but yup, definitely a job going for a beautiful girl like yourself!

finti
we could need a pole dancer

Dim
You should be the pole dancer. *leans too hard on the drink bot and tips it over*

mah
two bars open?

Dim
Yeah but the other one's no good.

finti
drink bot has been puntet out of here, I think it landed in the SW Movies site area

queeq
OKAY, WHO OPENED THIS PLACE!!!!! mad


You're lucky you're alive. I tell you, never, NEVER EVER, open up the bar without feeding the Goober Fish named Albert. He'd come crashing in.

*quickly launces three dead Gungans in the water and Albert comes a munchin'*


PhEwww...... close call!

Well, welcome everybody.

Captain REX
Howdy howdy howdy. smile

I'll have a Flaming Wookiee please...

Catch 22
*Walks in, looks for Finti.*

*Spots him, walks over.*

I believe this is yours!

*Dumps dent Drinkbot on floor.*

*Leaves*

Captain REX
*picks up drink bot and fixes him*

There, much better. big grin

finti
it is beyond fixing

Ushgarak
It was Raz, queeq...

Ok, we have to turn this place into a centre of fun, pronto!

Ooh! (Waves at C22)

mah
and who is head of entertainment?

Ushgarak
Err... technically Darla, but I think queeq chased her away from here.

(Puts party hat on Mah's head)

mah
right...so what was that about Lara dancing?

Ushgarak
Darla may listen to a sufficiently well-placed argument for her to return...

I am sure Lara will dance, I will get on it ASAP.

mah
is "Please come back!" good enough?

Ushgarak
We have to make this place attractive enough for her.

mah
how?

Ushgarak
Blood on tap would be a good start.

But also making it the fun place that a pleasure-seeking Vampire would enjoy! Just like it once snagged myself and the Witch...

Captain REX
You mean we have to let her bite us?

...sounds like fun. big grin

Ushgarak
I'd be careful about that!

(Starts moving in Edna's old stuff)

Mind out for Derek!

Captain REX
Who's Derek?

mah
the skeleton!

Captain REX
Oh...I knew that. big grin

Corran
I would like a Bothan Surprise please.

Ushgarak
FINTI! Drinks being ordered!

finti
and the drinks being served roll eyes (sarcastic)

Lara
*cough* ...........any job vacancies?..............

BackFire349
the critic is on.

Lara
sorry?

BackFire349
its an old animated show, not unlike the simpsons, its very funny, comeso n comedy central at 3:00 am.

Lara
Is it reall that early over in america? its.......11:25 am here

Ushgarak
Yes, Lara, there are job vacancies. Are you up for the pole dancing or not?

finti
Critic with John Lovitz?????

queeq
Yes, where is that Darla. You know, I don't think it's because I scared her off, I think it's because she works odd hours: only at night. So that is a bit awkward, she can't rehearse that way.

Lara, the stage with poles and cages is all yours.

Ushgarak
Well, let's just say that this place is not up to scratch for a party animal like her... or at least the last one wasn't.

Dim
What is the deal with the poles and cages??... I can't believe you'd objectify women this way, queeq.

Ushgarak
It's when the women volunteer- or, for that matter, insist- that he gets encouraged, Dim. Check the archives, it is true!

queeq
Hey, nothing to do with encouraged. It's just what my clientele wants. They ask, I play. That's all. Men are welcome to dance there as well, but don't mind me stepping out...err... moving to the surface for a bit.

Dim
*sigh* you guys are death to the Feminist movement.

Ushgarak
Feminism is about choice and it is what the girls want. They aren't idiots.

Dim
Which ones are you talking about? The ones on the poles or normal ones?

Ushgarak
On the poles. When BG comes in here and says

"Hey! Why isn't there any pole-dancing? I'm a great ploe dancer and I want to see some in here!"

as she did, that is the exercise of choice. If they want to use their skills to entertain men that way- I suspect because they like to wind us up- then that is fine. It's hardly something they are being forced into, consciously or otherwise. Heck, I would offer the same if I thought I would be any good at it. So it is not an anti-feminist issue, it is just about entertainment. They want to put themselves up for it, that's fine.

if it makes you feel better, and the girls want it, we'll have a male show as well for those who want to try it...

queeq
But we won't be there. Well, Ush might. wink

It all comes down to this, Dimmy: we don't FORCE women to do this and women love to be loved. And how more can you be loved when you dance naked on a stage. big grin

Ushgarak
I doubt they want to do it naked, do they?

queeq
They don't? Well, scarsely clothed at least.

finti
Bikini

queeq
Amen.

finti
dont need no religious sayings here

queeq
Not even: "Oh god! Oh god!" evil face

Gundark
*smacks finti's and queeq's heads together*

Ushgarak
You want me to dance, Gundy?

finti
no she doesnt

Gundark
Yes ! Dance ! Dance !

Captain REX
I'm dying of boredom and grown-up talk. Help me...

*slumps over*

BackFire349
yes, finti, critic with john lovits.

Ushgarak
Thought so! What punishment will you visit on Finti for being wrong, Gundy?

Rex, if you don't like grown up places, you don't have to be here...

finti
Watch you dance..........

queeq
big grin

Anyway Rex, there's always the drinks. Have a Glen Dagobah Single Malt whiskey to clear your sinuses.

Ushgarak
Watching me dance is a punishment I inflict evenly on all. She may want something more specific.

finti
she doesnt dare evil face

Lara
confused

Ushgarak
Ok, what has gotten you confused now, m'dear?

finti
words

Lara
YEH! thats not fair!
on the rest of the posts on this page thats all, I have followed the thread and now you've lost me!

Ushgarak
I assume you have different page settings to me, seeing as on the default view yours is only the third post on this page...

Anyway, we were broadly talking about the entertainment in this place. Are you up for the dancing?

Lara
maybe a different type of dancing?

Ushgarak
Sure, it's your act! What sort do you want to do?

Lara
do you know what? I have desided yet! I dont think I'll hold a vote becuase I know what the result will be!

Ushgarak
Gosh, yes, don't want any disco around here! Well, whenever you are ready, yeah?

Lara
ta, very much!

finti
Hey Fred and Ginger why dont you two team up

Dim
Welll, that's hardly sexy now is it?

Lara
now I'm confused again!

finti
depends on who is watching it

Ushgarak
I think the sexiness of it would be considerably improved by taking me out of the equation!

Dim
You'd find it sexy??

finti
no but the afterplay is big grin

Dim
I'll have to keep my eyes covered in here me' thinks.

finti
what about the sound

Dim
Why?..are they loud?

finti
well it aint like you can mistake whats going on

Dim
Could be a wrestling match.

finti
not a chance big grin

Ushgarak
I think that sort of thing would go on in a slightly different establishment!

Dim
great...so it's nuthin but dirty sex in here too... and to think it's run buy a Dutchman.

Ushgarak
I meant it was the dirty sex that would go on elsewhere, actually! The wrestling would be fine.

finti
the reason why roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dim
Actually truth be told I like sex better than wrestling...

finti
me too

Dim
Good to hear.

Lara
.................*trys to think about flowers, pure and innocent!*...................

Ushgarak
Trying sucessfully?

Dim
Don't screw it up Ush!

finti
he will

Dim
I know

queeq
In my days the dirty sex only took place behind closed doors.... *Snagglepuss voice* behind closet doors even.

Dim
Yeah but you're old.

finti
he is old

queeq
Nothing to do with age.... just with a sense of civilisation.

Thane Zereil
Which age or civilisation does that put me in???

finti
the next

Dim
Are we gonna freeze him?

finti
nah just smack him over the head with the axe

Dim
Eh..I can't do that to queeq..



You do it.

finti
We were talking about the Z man here Thane Zereil

Dim
Oh HIM....well, I can whack him evil face

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