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*UNDER CONSTRUCTION*

*slips in, vandalizes and leaves*

What the...!!!

hehe

*joins in on the vandalism*

Holy crap!!!! *starts cleaning up the mess*


Grrrr.... bastards.... *activates repaired squad of battle droids*

Hurry up and get this thing going...

*kicks over some paint cans*

What are you doing?....painting?

uses Tex to mop up the mess

At least finti helps out.

*battle droids fire at Dim saying: Roger roger*

paints Dim

Ooooooooohhh, *eyes widen*
Paint Me Paint Me Paint Me!!!!
*slings some paint back at fint, hits queeq instead*

*battle droids fire heavily at Dim and queeq starts cleaning up*

I never get this bar finished like this.

Tex needs to be changed, I guess backfire will do

Pardon?

Hey, I must say. It's kinda fun, this semi private bar. Everyone can look, but only mods can post.

we are sooooooooooooooo it..

*sneaks in, lets Rancor loose*

*sneaks out*

Hehehe.

it is not a Rancor Gun, it is what Tex looks like after we used hi moping the floor

But Tex made more of a mess than he should have cleaned up.... *Sigh* ... how the heck am I gonna be able to open this place.

Almost clean now. I can open soon.

Hurry up!

just have to dry clean Tex

*hurrying*

dry cleaning Tex

Can't we just SEND him to the dry cleaner's? At least then we are rid of him for a while.

Come on, open it up already. I can't hold back the mob any longer!

I know... I know.... *hangs chandelier back on ceiling* Darn! That Dim was thorough.

so when do we open

Tomorrow or the day after. I just have to polish the bar.

well Polish is cheap labour

Yes, but can you trust them?

hold on to your wallet

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!..it's open! *grabs a drink but it slips out of her hand and smashes on the floor*

Makes Dim clean it up without the Poles

*places tommy blaster painfully at Dim's temples* CLEAN!!!!!

she will

Oh well, lets open up the dump...

well the this dump attracts the right clientele I see, welcome Raz

OMG, queeq, is going to be unhappy...

Well, let's get moving in, everyone! Ah, I remember this place...

Geez, is EVERYTHING here still damp? Does the jukebox still work? And thatr drinkbot thing of yours, Finti?

WHAT? drinkbot, time for another field goal

Well you might aswell get the punters to give a hand!

oh I will punt it allright, right over to Sw Movies

well, this is reallybusy, isnt it! djee, a new bar and its practically dead!
BTW: any jobs going or do I have to ask else where, yet again?

Errr, queeq not here right now is the thing... but yup, definitely a job going for a beautiful girl like yourself!

we could need a pole dancer

You should be the pole dancer. *leans too hard on the drink bot and tips it over*

two bars open?

Yeah but the other one's no good.

drink bot has been puntet out of here, I think it landed in the SW Movies site area

OKAY, WHO OPENED THIS PLACE!!!!!


You're lucky you're alive. I tell you, never, NEVER EVER, open up the bar without feeding the Goober Fish named Albert. He'd come crashing in.

*quickly launces three dead Gungans in the water and Albert comes a munchin'*


PhEwww...... close call!

Well, welcome everybody.

Howdy howdy howdy.

I'll have a Flaming Wookiee please...

*Walks in, looks for Finti.*

*Spots him, walks over.*

I believe this is yours!

*Dumps dent Drinkbot on floor.*

*Leaves*

*picks up drink bot and fixes him*

There, much better.

it is beyond fixing

It was Raz, queeq...

Ok, we have to turn this place into a centre of fun, pronto!

Ooh! (Waves at C22)

and who is head of entertainment?

Err... technically Darla, but I think queeq chased her away from here.

(Puts party hat on Mah's head)

right...so what was that about Lara dancing?

Darla may listen to a sufficiently well-placed argument for her to return...

I am sure Lara will dance, I will get on it ASAP.

is "Please come back!" good enough?

We have to make this place attractive enough for her.

how?

Blood on tap would be a good start.

But also making it the fun place that a pleasure-seeking Vampire would enjoy! Just like it once snagged myself and the Witch...

You mean we have to let her bite us?

...sounds like fun.

I'd be careful about that!

(Starts moving in Edna's old stuff)

Mind out for Derek!

Who's Derek?

the skeleton!

Oh...I knew that.

I would like a Bothan Surprise please.

FINTI! Drinks being ordered!

and the drinks being served

*cough* ...........any job vacancies?..............

the critic is on.

sorry?

its an old animated show, not unlike the simpsons, its very funny, comeso n comedy central at 3:00 am.

Is it reall that early over in america? its.......11:25 am here

Yes, Lara, there are job vacancies. Are you up for the pole dancing or not?

Critic with John Lovitz?????

Yes, where is that Darla. You know, I don't think it's because I scared her off, I think it's because she works odd hours: only at night. So that is a bit awkward, she can't rehearse that way.

Lara, the stage with poles and cages is all yours.

Well, let's just say that this place is not up to scratch for a party animal like her... or at least the last one wasn't.

What is the deal with the poles and cages??... I can't believe you'd objectify women this way, queeq.

It's when the women volunteer- or, for that matter, insist- that he gets encouraged, Dim. Check the archives, it is true!

Hey, nothing to do with encouraged. It's just what my clientele wants. They ask, I play. That's all. Men are welcome to dance there as well, but don't mind me stepping out...err... moving to the surface for a bit.

*sigh* you guys are death to the Feminist movement.

Feminism is about choice and it is what the girls want. They aren't idiots.

Which ones are you talking about? The ones on the poles or normal ones?

On the poles. When BG comes in here and says

"Hey! Why isn't there any pole-dancing? I'm a great ploe dancer and I want to see some in here!"

as she did, that is the exercise of choice. If they want to use their skills to entertain men that way- I suspect because they like to wind us up- then that is fine. It's hardly something they are being forced into, consciously or otherwise. Heck, I would offer the same if I thought I would be any good at it. So it is not an anti-feminist issue, it is just about entertainment. They want to put themselves up for it, that's fine.

if it makes you feel better, and the girls want it, we'll have a male show as well for those who want to try it...

But we won't be there. Well, Ush might.

It all comes down to this, Dimmy: we don't FORCE women to do this and women love to be loved. And how more can you be loved when you dance naked on a stage.

I doubt they want to do it naked, do they?

They don't? Well, scarsely clothed at least.

Bikini

Amen.

dont need no religious sayings here

Not even: "Oh god! Oh god!"

*smacks finti's and queeq's heads together*

You want me to dance, Gundy?

no she doesnt

Yes ! Dance ! Dance !

I'm dying of boredom and grown-up talk. Help me...

*slumps over*

yes, finti, critic with john lovits.

Thought so! What punishment will you visit on Finti for being wrong, Gundy?

Rex, if you don't like grown up places, you don't have to be here...

Watch you dance..........

Anyway Rex, there's always the drinks. Have a Glen Dagobah Single Malt whiskey to clear your sinuses.

Watching me dance is a punishment I inflict evenly on all. She may want something more specific.

she doesnt dare

Ok, what has gotten you confused now, m'dear?

words

YEH! thats not fair!
on the rest of the posts on this page thats all, I have followed the thread and now you've lost me!

I assume you have different page settings to me, seeing as on the default view yours is only the third post on this page...

Anyway, we were broadly talking about the entertainment in this place. Are you up for the dancing?

maybe a different type of dancing?

Sure, it's your act! What sort do you want to do?

do you know what? I have desided yet! I dont think I'll hold a vote becuase I know what the result will be!

Gosh, yes, don't want any disco around here! Well, whenever you are ready, yeah?

ta, very much!

Hey Fred and Ginger why dont you two team up

Welll, that's hardly sexy now is it?

now I'm confused again!

depends on who is watching it

I think the sexiness of it would be considerably improved by taking me out of the equation!

You'd find it sexy??

no but the afterplay is

I'll have to keep my eyes covered in here me' thinks.

what about the sound

Why?..are they loud?

well it aint like you can mistake whats going on

Could be a wrestling match.

not a chance

I think that sort of thing would go on in a slightly different establishment!

great...so it's nuthin but dirty sex in here too... and to think it's run buy a Dutchman.

I meant it was the dirty sex that would go on elsewhere, actually! The wrestling would be fine.

the reason why

Actually truth be told I like sex better than wrestling...

me too

Good to hear.

.................*trys to think about flowers, pure and innocent!*...................

Trying sucessfully?

Don't screw it up Ush!

he will

I know

In my days the dirty sex only took place behind closed doors.... *Snagglepuss voice* behind closet doors even.

Yeah but you're old.

he is old

Nothing to do with age.... just with a sense of civilisation.

Which age or civilisation does that put me in???

the next

Are we gonna freeze him?

nah just smack him over the head with the axe

Eh..I can't do that to queeq..



You do it.

We were talking about the Z man here Thane Zereil

Oh HIM....well, I can whack him