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What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm

A BJ mmm

BJ from Irene.

Originally posted by Dusty
BJ from Irene.

I'd give you one. mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
A BJ mmm

I don't think he's authorized to give those out. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd give you one. mmm



I don't think he's authorized to give those out. haermm

I meant from you dressed as Santa, oh I just came lemme clean this up mmm

Mist likes it from fat guys.

He can give mist a beard-job.

BJ 13

Originally posted by Outbound
I meant from you dressed as Santa, oh I just came lemme clean this up mmm
Dont use Rolands towel, that shit's filthy. mmm

BTW WAY TO DERAIL MY SERIOUS THREAD YOU STUPID AUSSIE ****.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Dont use Rolands towel, that shit's filthy. mmm

BTW WAY TO DERAIL MY SERIOUS THREAD YOU STUPID AUSSIE ****.

I heard it stinks mmm


Seriously, if you dont buy one of those sexy chick santa outfits and post a picture I will come to Cananada and kill you mmm But sex you first, then kill you. mmm

It wasnt my fault down

Originally posted by Outbound
I heard it stinks mmm


Seriously, if you dont buy one of those sexy chick santa outfits and post a picture I will come to Cananada and kill you mmm But sex you first, then kill you. mmm

It wasnt my fault down

I heard it can kill a man if he gets too close. mmm

Who says I don't already have one. vin

It's okay, I forgive you, you're from Adelaide. petpet

Barker seems immune to it, maybe he's had experience with that sort of thing mmm

Photo? vin

Pity sex? down

Stop derailing my thread

Originally posted by Outbound
Barker seems immune to it, maybe he's had experience with that sort of thing mmm

Photo? vin

Pity sex? down

Stop derailing my thread

He probably dries off with it after his shower. mmm

No photo, but a bit of pity sex yeah. shocklaugh

NO, YOU GET OUT! mmm

Explains his 'tan' mmm

Dunt want the sex, wunt the photo mmm

Anyways, I already bought half my presents, bunch of dvds and cds and books, I have no idea what I want when people ask me srug

Originally posted by Outbound
Explains his 'tan' mmm

Dunt want the sex, wunt the photo mmm

Anyways, I already bought half my presents, bunch of dvds and cds and books, I have no idea what I want when people ask me srug

shocklaugh

Take it or leave it. mmm

YOU PHALE AT THE CHRISTMAS. mmm

Have you been checked out for STDs recently?mmm

SOZ, NEXT TIME ILL ASK FOR A PLANE TICKET TO CANADA AND A 100 PACK OF CONDOMS mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
Have you been checked out for STDs recently?mmm

SOZ, NEXT TIME ILL ASK FOR A PLANE TICKET TO CANADA AND A 100 PACK OF CONDOMS mmm

You need to have sex to catch the STDs down

****ING RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT 150 TO START. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
You need to have sex to catch the STDs down

****ING RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT 150 TO START. mmm

And we all know what a tramp you are, cant be too careful mmm

THE 100 PACK IS JUST FOR THE PLANE RIDE, MILE HIGH CLUB HERE I COME (PUN INTENDED) mmm

Xbox 360 Premium (then I'll have all next gen consoles)
iPod

I want clothes 313

Aston Martin DB9

Originally posted by Newjak
I want clothes 313

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Exactly sometimes you've got to cover the basics

Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm mmm 20 pics of Irene naked.

Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm

For Santa Claus to be real so I don't have to buy any presents.

health and happyness.

a pair of saucy louboutins wouldn't hurt either.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Aston Martin DB9

Oh good,so you don't already have one then. mmm

Some DVD's
Some CD's
Some Clothes
Some Front teeth
Some Whores

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh good,so you don't already have one then. mmm

My dad's actually getting me one. srug

The only thing I want (And don't expect to get... that's what I tell people every time.. I really don't NEED anything... except one thing on that list) is a Rosetta Stone (German) and maybe an Ipod..... and some shoes... I REALLY need shoes.. Shit I need a bike now, too. Damnit that's too much to ask for!!

Clothes
More girls

A New War Axe.

Clothes
DVD's
Call of Duty 4 for my 360 dd... when it gets returned to me. mmm
Assassin's Creed for 360 dd
Maybe Halo 3 mmm


But, if I'm able to find a job, my parents and sister are going to pitch in some money so I can put an $800 - $1000 down payment on a truck.

My friend has all of the above games funnily enough. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
My friend has all of the above games funnily enough. mmm

Well maybe he should, like... loan them to me. I promise I'll give them back. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
My friend has all of the above games funnily enough. mmm Who are you kidding? You don't have any friends. mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Who are you kidding? You don't have any friends. mmm

Uncalled for. Funny, but uncalled for. mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Who are you kidding? You don't have any friends. mmm

You're right, I believe the correct term is **** buddy. mmm

A new mountain bike helmet
A GPS navigation system for my car
An acoustic guitar
Philip Pullman's, His Dark Materials Books
Any System Of A Down CDs
New pajama bottoms, socks, boxers, long sleeve shirts...

Originally posted by silver_tears
He would probably give them to you, he's beaten them all and lost interest. mmm

mmm

Add Bioshock to my list to. mmm

snow
money towards my golf membership

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
That what I asked for. Also COD 4. mmm

I need to buy a router somehow, so I can play CoD 4 online. mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
So I can pwn you eventually. mmm

Probably would, I suck at console shooters. mmm

I'm the best. mmm

I bet Vinny could beat you. mmm

Not even close. crylaugh mmm

Oh, so Vinny sucks? mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Yes. In more ways than you can imagine. mmm

omgplulzdunt tell me about how Vinny sneaks over at 1 AM. mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Don't ask me about it, ask Kram3r. He's probably know all about that. mmm

Wasn't he supposed to live with Kram3r? mmm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Probably. mmm

Oh snap! mmm

I'd live with Kram3r, he's a babe. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd live with Kram3r, he's a babe. mmm

He'd have ROOOOOBEEEEER.....T over all the time. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
What's a ROOOOOBEEEEER.....T? mmm

This guy on one of Kram3r's videos, who Kram3r refers to as....ROOOOOBEEEEEEER, then there's a pause and he says T. mmm

Well whatever, I'd still totally give Kram3r one. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well whatever, I'd still totally give Kram3r one. mmm

Well, you are a trooper. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I like doing my part for society. mmm

Ohio is only a hop, skip and a jump away. mmm

nah man its all about the littering.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't do any of those, they hurt le tatas mmm

Well maybe you could drive. You could be my Christmas present, I don't have any chimneys, so you'll have to sneak in some other way. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't do any of those, they hurt le tatas mmm

HARDEN UP!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Buy me a plane ticket then we'll converse. mmm

I have $20 saved in my piggy bank. mmm

i want to be chriogenically frozen for a thousand years. 13

I want my Christmas Present to be My Prom Date wrapped in nothing but a ribbon shock

Originally posted by silver_tears
That might get you 15 minutes of my time. mmm

5 is all I need. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
That does not inspire confidence. mmm
I assume foreplay on the other hand will be at least 2 hours? mhmm

I'm like the Flash baby. mmm

Yes, there will be lots of foreplay. mhmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
shocklaugh

It doesn't matter though, you love Kram3r, I can't have you. weep

Originally posted by silver_tears
According to who? sly
But yeah, I'd do unholy things that that Aussie ****. mmm

Barker, he told me the whole sleazy story, Mrs. French Tickler. nahuh

I thought you only had those sorts of thoughts for Tom? mmm

Freida?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Barker broke my heart. cryoh

What's a Tom? mmm

He breaks everyone's heart. petpet

Tom "Stop shoving Irene, you wouldn't even know what to do with it" Brady. mhmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
But I'm special. cryoh


I'd rape his ass. mmm

That's why it's so heartbreaking. cryoh

Would you have another one of his illegitimate children? mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I know right. cryoh

Heck no....although the kid would probably be some type of football god if I did. mmm

I weep for you. cryoh

You'd be in the money if you did that. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Pussy. cryoh

mmm

You <3 me. cryohhappy

See what I'm getting at? mhmm

When Xmas comes i'll be with the woman i love

Originally posted by silver_tears
A little. cryohhappy

Seen. mmm

That's the best Xmas present I could get. cryohhappy

So did Kram3r but he was all like "A BIT OF **** YOU, MATE!" mmm

You swore twice...

Originally posted by Kram3r


Then buy the ****ing plane ticket already. mmm


A bit of **** you mate. I'll be seeing your fine ass in Boston. mmm

Are you guys the ones dating?

Originally posted by silver_tears
A bit of **** you mate. I'll be seeing your fine ass in Boston. mmm

I hope more than a bit of **** me is coming my way in Boston. mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I hope more than a bit of **** me is coming my way in Boston. mmm

A bit of **** us together? mmm

Originally posted by Blight
Are you guys the ones dating?

Yeah, he revs my engines he does. in_love

iPod Touch, hdtv...

..oh and ill take one of those "bj's" everyone is craving about

Aww. HAve you guys met yet?

Originally posted by Kram3r
That suppose to happen middle of next year, that's when he comes. You stupid ****. mmm

A bit of **** you, to you, mate. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
cryohhappy Shall we man hug?

He would. mmm
Just try not to squeeze me to hard. cryohhappy

He did. mmm

Originally posted by Blight
Aww. HAve you guys met yet?

I was kidding haha
He's too young for me, my lover is older. in_love

Originally posted by silver_tears
I was kidding haha
He's too young for me, my lover is older. in_love Is it In real life or is it an E-Relationship?

How old is Kram3r?

Originally posted by silver_tears
A bit of **** us together? mmm



Yeah, he revs my engines he does. in_love

That's more like it. mmm

Little Red Corvette? vin

That reminds me of Reverend Axel though, TBH. I have a major man crush on him. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I make no promises. mmm

Just make sure you finish that paper on the Salem Witch Trials before you hug me. mmm

Originally posted by Blight
How old is Kram3r?

Between 12 and 95. mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Between 12 and 95. mmm

You must be 40. mmm

I'm 24

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's more like it. mmm

Little Red Corvette? vin

That reminds me of Reverend Axel though, TBH. I have a major man crush on him. mmm

mmm

**** me I love that song. vin

Who doesn't. That ***** is white hot. mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
And yet, I haven't started balding. mmm Don't lie *****, we all know you wear a wig. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
mmm

**** me I love that song. vin

Who doesn't. That ***** is white hot. mmm But you just told him you wouldn't let him lick your shoe....

Originally posted by Blight
Is it In real life or is it an E-Relationship?

How old is Kram3r?

We met on myspace, I'm seeing him in like 4 weeks over New Years.

Originally posted by Blight
But you just told him you wouldn't let him lick your shoe....

I wouldn't. He has the STDs. But still pretty to look at. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
We met on myspace, I'm seeing him in like 4 weeks over New Years. Oh cool. Myspace relationships DO work out, huh? hmm

Originally posted by Blight
Oh cool. Myspace relationships DO work out, huh? hmm

I dunno if most do, but he's pretty much my other half.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I wouldn't. He has the STDs. But still pretty to look at. mmm Ah I see. I'm Cuh-RAZY to look at!

Originally posted by Kram3r
And yet, I haven't started balding. mmm

The ladies still find me sexy. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I dunno if most do, but he's pretty much my other half. That's cool! Well I hope it all works out well

I hate you sometimes. mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT
E!

mhmm

I guess Barker is your new top **** eh? mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
YEAH RIGHT! Not. Barker's my new top **** like Escape from LA was good. mmm

crylaugh

What's this thread about?

Homos.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Homos. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Originally posted by silver_tears
Homos. your teasing arnt you mad.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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There's one now, lets watch. mmm

mmm

WHO ME?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Shiiiiiiiiitt, etc.

mmmBarker just comes .etc

EDIT.

*etc, etc.

Probably some 360 games. Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, COD4...or whichever of those I don't buy before Christmas anyway.

You play FPS games?

Sometimes. I generally don't like them, but Bioshock is just amazing even though it creeps me the hell out (I have a copy borrowed from work right now), and we got to demo COD4 at my work before it was out and I actually had a lot of fun with it.

Besides, I only just got my 360 on Friday. I need more games for it

Knowing my mom, though, she'll just go and buy me a gift card from Gamestop so I can pick out the games myself and use my employee discount so they're cheaper.

Ah fair enough.
I'm personally not a fan, I like games with more of a story/mission.

But my guy friends at school are obsessed with say Halo and COD, so they have huge tournaments and stuff and keep trying to get me to spend the nights with them watching

Yeah, I'm generally much more on games that really draw you in with the plot...one of the reasons why I'm liking Bioshock so much I mostly play RPG games, but there's not a huge amount for them on the 360 yet, only one I'm really interested in is Blue Dragon which I have. And which is great. Can't wait for Lost Odyssey to come out, though, it looks so much like a Final Fantasy which can only be a good thing.

I dislike Halo a lot, but it can be fun when there's a bunch of people playing, at least

Originally posted by Lana
Sometimes. I generally don't like them, but Bioshock is just amazing even though it creeps me the hell out (I have a copy borrowed from work right now), and we got to demo COD4 at my work before it was out and I actually had a lot of fun with it.

Besides, I only just got my 360 on Friday. I need more games for it

Knowing my mom, though, she'll just go and buy me a gift card from Gamestop so I can pick out the games myself and use my employee discount so they're cheaper. i like the nurses.lulz

toshiba notebook laptop and chocolates

Laptop.
Cell phone.
Camera.
dvdz.
Graphicz tablet thing.
hmm

Oooh, pen tablets are awesome. I got one for Christmas like...5 years ago...hehe. I use it a lot.

Clothes
Sneaks and shoes
PS3 w/ Assassin's Creed, MGS4, RE5 etc.
10 GB iPod or MP4 player
A fabulous body six pac; cut arms and all of that shit.
1 pound of weed.

Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm

A boyfriend. laughcry

Originally posted by Roulette
A boyfriend. laughcry

I'll go ask Axel.