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silver_tears
What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Dusty
BJ from Irene.
I'd give you one. mmm
Originally posted by Outbound
A BJ mmm
I don't think he's authorized to give those out. haermm
Outbound
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd give you one. mmm
I don't think he's authorized to give those out. haermm
I meant from you dressed as Santa, oh I just came lemme clean this up mmm
Dusty
Mist likes it from fat guys.
He can give mist a beard-job.
BJ 13
silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
I meant from you dressed as Santa, oh I just came lemme clean this up mmm
Dont use Rolands towel, that shit's filthy. mmm
BTW WAY TO DERAIL MY SERIOUS THREAD YOU STUPID AUSSIE ****.
Outbound
Originally posted by silver_tears
Dont use Rolands towel, that shit's filthy. mmm
BTW WAY TO DERAIL MY SERIOUS THREAD YOU STUPID AUSSIE ****.
I heard it stinks mmm
Seriously, if you dont buy one of those sexy chick santa outfits and post a picture I will come to Cananada and kill you mmm But sex you first, then kill you. mmm
It wasnt my fault down
silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
I heard it stinks mmm
Seriously, if you dont buy one of those sexy chick santa outfits and post a picture I will come to Cananada and kill you mmm But sex you first, then kill you. mmm
It wasnt my fault down
I heard it can kill a man if he gets too close. mmm
Who says I don't already have one. vin
It's okay, I forgive you, you're from Adelaide. petpet
Outbound
Barker seems immune to it, maybe he's had experience with that sort of thing mmm
Photo? vin
Pity sex? down
Stop derailing my thread
silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
Barker seems immune to it, maybe he's had experience with that sort of thing mmm
Photo? vin
Pity sex? down
Stop derailing my thread
He probably dries off with it after his shower. mmm
No photo, but a bit of pity sex yeah. shocklaugh
NO, YOU GET OUT! mmm
Outbound
Explains his 'tan' mmm
Dunt want the sex, wunt the photo mmm
Anyways, I already bought half my presents, bunch of dvds and cds and books, I have no idea what I want when people ask me srug
silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
Explains his 'tan' mmm
Dunt want the sex, wunt the photo mmm
Anyways, I already bought half my presents, bunch of dvds and cds and books, I have no idea what I want when people ask me srug
shocklaugh
Take it or leave it. mmm
YOU PHALE AT THE CHRISTMAS. mmm
Outbound
Have you been checked out for STDs recently?mmm
SOZ, NEXT TIME ILL ASK FOR A PLANE TICKET TO CANADA AND A 100 PACK OF CONDOMS mmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Outbound
Have you been checked out for STDs recently?mmm
SOZ, NEXT TIME ILL ASK FOR A PLANE TICKET TO CANADA AND A 100 PACK OF CONDOMS mmm
You need to have sex to catch the STDs down
****ING RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT 150 TO START. mmm
Outbound
Originally posted by silver_tears
You need to have sex to catch the STDs down
****ING RIGHT, BUT MAKE IT 150 TO START. mmm
And we all know what a tramp you are, cant be too careful mmm
THE 100 PACK IS JUST FOR THE PLANE RIDE, MILE HIGH CLUB HERE I COME (PUN INTENDED) mmm
Impediment
Xbox 360 Premium (then I'll have all next gen consoles)
iPod
Neo_Version 7
Originally posted by Newjak
I want clothes 313
Newjak
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Exactly sometimes you've got to cover the basics
MR.Grum
Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm mmm 20 pics of Irene naked.
Secretus
Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm
For Santa Claus to be real so I don't have to buy any presents.
Punkyhermy
health and happyness.
a pair of saucy louboutins wouldn't hurt either.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Bloigen
Aston Martin DB9
Oh good,so you don't already have one then. mmm
Reverend Axel
Some DVD's
Some CD's
Some Clothes
Some Front teeth
Some Whores
Bloigen
Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh good,so you don't already have one then. mmm
My dad's actually getting me one. srug
Blight
The only thing I want (And don't expect to get... that's what I tell people every time.. I really don't NEED anything... except one thing on that list) is a Rosetta Stone (German) and maybe an Ipod..... and some shoes... I REALLY need shoes.. Shit I need a bike now, too. Damnit that's too much to ask for!!
guy222
Clothes
More girls
WrathfulDwarf
A New War Axe.
Röland
Clothes
DVD's
Call of Duty 4 for my 360 dd... when it gets returned to me. mmm
Assassin's Creed for 360 dd
Maybe Halo 3 mmm
But, if I'm able to find a job, my parents and sister are going to pitch in some money so I can put an $800 - $1000 down payment on a truck.
silver_tears
My friend has all of the above games funnily enough. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
My friend has all of the above games funnily enough. mmm
Well maybe he should, like... loan them to me. I promise I'll give them back. mmm
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by silver_tears
My friend has all of the above games funnily enough. mmm Who are you kidding? You don't have any friends. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Who are you kidding? You don't have any friends. mmm
Uncalled for. Funny, but uncalled for. mmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Who are you kidding? You don't have any friends. mmm
You're right, I believe the correct term is **** buddy. mmm
=Tired Hiker=
A new mountain bike helmet
A GPS navigation system for my car
An acoustic guitar
Philip Pullman's, His Dark Materials Books
Any System Of A Down CDs
New pajama bottoms, socks, boxers, long sleeve shirts...
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
He would probably give them to you, he's beaten them all and lost interest. mmm
mmm
Add Bioshock to my list to. mmm
Mr. Bacon
snow
money towards my golf membership
Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
That what I asked for. Also COD 4. mmm
I need to buy a router somehow, so I can play CoD 4 online. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
So I can pwn you eventually. mmm
Probably would, I suck at console shooters. mmm
Reverend Axel
I'm the best. mmm
Röland
I bet Vinny could beat you. mmm
Reverend Axel
Not even close. crylaugh mmm
Röland
Oh, so Vinny sucks? mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Yes. In more ways than you can imagine. mmm
omgplulzdunt tell me about how Vinny sneaks over at 1 AM. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Don't ask me about it, ask Kram3r. He's probably know all about that. mmm
Wasn't he supposed to live with Kram3r? mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Probably. mmm
Oh snap! mmm
silver_tears
I'd live with Kram3r, he's a babe. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd live with Kram3r, he's a babe. mmm
He'd have ROOOOOBEEEEER.....T over all the time. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
What's a ROOOOOBEEEEER.....T? mmm
This guy on one of Kram3r's videos, who Kram3r refers to as....ROOOOOBEEEEEEER, then there's a pause and he says T. mmm
silver_tears
Well whatever, I'd still totally give Kram3r one. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Well whatever, I'd still totally give Kram3r one. mmm
Well, you are a trooper. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I like doing my part for society. mmm
Ohio is only a hop, skip and a jump away. mmm
tylerTOXICITY
nah man its all about the littering.
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't do any of those, they hurt le tatas mmm
Well maybe you could drive. You could be my Christmas present, I don't have any chimneys, so you'll have to sneak in some other way. mmm
tylerTOXICITY
Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't do any of those, they hurt le tatas mmm
HARDEN UP!
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Buy me a plane ticket then we'll converse. mmm
I have $20 saved in my piggy bank. mmm
Thorrin
i want to be chriogenically frozen for a thousand years. 13
Blight
I want my Christmas Present to be My Prom Date wrapped in nothing but a ribbon shock
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
That might get you 15 minutes of my time. mmm
5 is all I need. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
That does not inspire confidence. mmm
I assume foreplay on the other hand will be at least 2 hours? mhmm
I'm like the Flash baby. mmm
Yes, there will be lots of foreplay. mhmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
shocklaugh
It doesn't matter though, you love Kram3r, I can't have you. weep
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
According to who? sly
But yeah, I'd do unholy things that that Aussie ****. mmm
Barker, he told me the whole sleazy story, Mrs. French Tickler. nahuh
I thought you only had those sorts of thoughts for Tom? mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Barker broke my heart. cryoh
What's a Tom? mmm
He breaks everyone's heart. petpet
Tom "Stop shoving Irene, you wouldn't even know what to do with it" Brady. mhmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
But I'm special. cryoh
I'd rape his ass. mmm
That's why it's so heartbreaking. cryoh
Would you have another one of his illegitimate children? mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I know right. cryoh
Heck no....although the kid would probably be some type of football god if I did. mmm
I weep for you. cryoh
You'd be in the money if you did that. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Pussy. cryoh
mmm
You <3 me. cryohhappy
See what I'm getting at? mhmm
NASA
When Xmas comes i'll be with the woman i love
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
A little. cryohhappy
Seen. mmm
That's the best Xmas present I could get. cryohhappy
So did Kram3r but he was all like "A BIT OF **** YOU, MATE!" mmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
Then buy the ****ing plane ticket already. mmm
A bit of **** you mate. I'll be seeing your fine ass in Boston. mmm
Blight
Are you guys the ones dating?
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
A bit of **** you mate. I'll be seeing your fine ass in Boston. mmm
I hope more than a bit of **** me is coming my way in Boston. mmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
I hope more than a bit of **** me is coming my way in Boston. mmm
A bit of **** us together? mmm
Originally posted by Blight
Are you guys the ones dating?
Yeah, he revs my engines he does. in_love
Mairuzu
iPod Touch, hdtv...
..oh and ill take one of those "bj's" everyone is craving about
Blight
Aww. HAve you guys met yet?
Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
That suppose to happen middle of next year, that's when he comes. You stupid ****. mmm
A bit of **** you, to you, mate. mmm
Originally posted by silver_tears
cryohhappy Shall we man hug?
He would. mmm
Just try not to squeeze me to hard. cryohhappy
He did. mmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Blight
Aww. HAve you guys met yet?
I was kidding haha
He's too young for me, my lover is older. in_love
Blight
Originally posted by silver_tears
I was kidding haha
He's too young for me, my lover is older. in_love Is it In real life or is it an E-Relationship?
How old is Kram3r?
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
A bit of **** us together? mmm
Yeah, he revs my engines he does. in_love
That's more like it. mmm
Little Red Corvette? vin
That reminds me of Reverend Axel though, TBH. I have a major man crush on him. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I make no promises. mmm
Just make sure you finish that paper on the Salem Witch Trials before you hug me. mmm
Kram3r
Originally posted by Blight
How old is Kram3r?
Between 12 and 95. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Between 12 and 95. mmm
You must be 40. mmm
Blight
I'm 24
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
That's more like it. mmm
Little Red Corvette? vin
That reminds me of Reverend Axel though, TBH. I have a major man crush on him. mmm
mmm
**** me I love that song. vin
Who doesn't. That ***** is white hot. mmm
Thorrin
Originally posted by Kram3r
And yet, I haven't started balding. mmm Don't lie *****, we all know you wear a wig. mmm
Blight
Originally posted by silver_tears
mmm
**** me I love that song. vin
Who doesn't. That ***** is white hot. mmm But you just told him you wouldn't let him lick your shoe....
silver_tears
Originally posted by Blight
Is it In real life or is it an E-Relationship?
How old is Kram3r?
We met on myspace, I'm seeing him in like 4 weeks over New Years.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Blight
But you just told him you wouldn't let him lick your shoe....
I wouldn't. He has the STDs. But still pretty to look at. mmm
Blight
Originally posted by silver_tears
We met on myspace, I'm seeing him in like 4 weeks over New Years.
Oh cool. Myspace relationships DO work out, huh? hmm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Blight
Oh cool. Myspace relationships DO work out, huh? hmm
I dunno if most do, but he's pretty much my other half.
Blight
Originally posted by silver_tears
I wouldn't. He has the STDs. But still pretty to look at. mmm Ah I see. I'm Cuh-RAZY to look at!
Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
And yet, I haven't started balding. mmm
The ladies still find me sexy. mmm
Blight
Originally posted by silver_tears
I dunno if most do, but he's pretty much my other half.
That's cool! Well I hope it all works out well
Röland
I hate you sometimes. mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT
E!
mhmm
I guess Barker is your new top **** eh? mmm
Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
YEAH RIGHT! Not. Barker's my new top **** like Escape from LA was good. mmm
crylaugh
mitchum
What's this thread about?
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by silver_tears
Homos. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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MR.Grum
Originally posted by silver_tears
Homos. your teasing arnt you mad.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hh
There's one now, lets watch. mmm
Barker
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hh
Shiiiiiiiiitt, etc.
MR.Grum
mmmBarker just comes .etc
EDIT.
Lana
Probably some 360 games. Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, COD4...or whichever of those I don't buy before Christmas anyway.
silver_tears
You play FPS games?
Lana
Sometimes. I generally don't like them, but Bioshock is just amazing even though it creeps me the hell out (I have a copy borrowed from work right now), and we got to demo COD4 at my work before it was out and I actually had a lot of fun with it.
Besides, I only just got my 360 on Friday. I need more games for it
Knowing my mom, though, she'll just go and buy me a gift card from Gamestop so I can pick out the games myself and use my employee discount so they're cheaper.
silver_tears
Ah fair enough.
I'm personally not a fan, I like games with more of a story/mission.
But my guy friends at school are obsessed with say Halo and COD, so they have huge tournaments and stuff and keep trying to get me to spend the nights with them watching
Lana
Yeah, I'm generally much more on games that really draw you in with the plot...one of the reasons why I'm liking Bioshock so much
I mostly play RPG games, but there's not a huge amount for them on the 360 yet, only one I'm really interested in is Blue Dragon which I have. And which is great. Can't wait for Lost Odyssey to come out, though, it looks so much like a Final Fantasy which can only be a good thing.
I dislike Halo a lot, but it can be fun when there's a bunch of people playing, at least
MR.Grum
Originally posted by Lana
Sometimes. I generally don't like them, but Bioshock is just amazing even though it creeps me the hell out (I have a copy borrowed from work right now), and we got to demo COD4 at my work before it was out and I actually had a lot of fun with it.
Besides, I only just got my 360 on Friday. I need more games for it
Knowing my mom, though, she'll just go and buy me a gift card from Gamestop so I can pick out the games myself and use my employee discount so they're cheaper. i like the nurses.lulz
candymae
toshiba notebook laptop and chocolates
Sanctuary
Laptop.
Cell phone.
Camera.
dvdz.
Graphicz tablet thing.
hmm
Lana
Oooh, pen tablets are awesome. I got one for Christmas like...5 years ago...hehe. I use it a lot.
Grinning Goku
Clothes
Sneaks and shoes
PS3 w/ Assassin's Creed, MGS4, RE5 etc.
10 GB iPod or MP4 player
A fabulous body six pac; cut arms and all of that shit.
1 pound of weed.
Roulette
Originally posted by silver_tears
What do you babes want from Santa this year?mmm
A boyfriend. laughcry
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Roulette
A boyfriend. laughcry
I'll go ask Axel.
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