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I'd hate to hear people taking shots and bong rips. I'd also hate to hear someone say, "Needs more garlic salt!"

"**** that not where it goes"

Probably, "So did you watch Desperate Housewives/That 70's Show last night?"

Hate those shows.......

Oh oh oh, or maybe, "This chick is stacked!"

The last thing I'd want to hear is 'Shit, we got a bleeder!'

"Good thing I'm blind or else the blood would freak me out"

I'd run out of the hospital if I heard ... . . "Anata wa wakarimasu ka."

"Now remove the head"

Originally posted by Kram3r
Have you thought about the pro's of homosexual intercourse? mmm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd run out of the hospital if I heard ... . . "Anata wa wakarimasu ka."

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA! I think I would too!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Probably, "So did you watch Desperate Housewives/That 70's Show last night?"

Hate those shows....... I watched Desperate Housewives last night!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd run out of the hospital if I heard ... . . "Anata wa wakarimasu ka."
I get it! laughcry

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Oh right........I wouldn't want to hear:

"Oh yeah......we're both also Moderators at KMC.....the Game Section."

fear

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

"Now we bring in the donar hear- oh shit! Five second rule!"

That would get me a little worried

"Umm, guys....bad news, the vasectomy was for the guy in room 12B"

"Get the cart, he's dying on us. CLEAR...Wouldn't it be funny if we actually did that kind of stuff? Haha. Who cares, he's a donor. What a package, though. "

"Oh shit, Dr. Kramer, forget our anal dare, he's waking up."

mmm

"OK, We've successfully removed his penis"

"Ok, we've successfully performed this trans-gender operation." haermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd hate to hear people taking shots and bong rips. I'd also hate to hear someone say, "Needs more garlic salt!" ~Cough Cough Cough~ sheesh put a mask on .mmm

"oh shit! wears my watch?!" or "ok honey im in the middle of surge- oh no! someone call my cell phone i lost it in there! shh everyone! listen!"

"Sooooooooo, you think we should give this guy a vagina?"

"so i hear you like Teh mudkipz?"

"Let's mess with 'em"

"Where's the manual?"

"Woops, dropped a little Pepperoni in there. You know what? That's fine. Sew it up. "

"You got 911 on speed dial? Oh wait, we are 911! lawl!"

"Get Doctor Barker in here, please."

"I gotta take a shit."

"I gotta hurry up, Maury is about to tell him if he's the father."

"I lost my utensils, I'm sure a straw and a paper clip will work."

"What a great, great body. Almost makes me wish I wasn't gay."

"You know what, **** this job!"

"I took all my classes online. For practice, they told us to play operation"

"Damn, that's a big dickzorz"

Originally posted by Dusty
"You got 911 on speed dial? Oh wait, we are 911! lawl!" lmao

"wow thats a weird looking brain" "doctor thats his stomach" " 0-o ......i knew that"

"SHIT IN HIS MOUTH!"

'Wakarimasu Ka, Oh, I thought this was Asian surgery.'

"Man he has a tight anus."

"There's a first time for everything."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

"Heh. Look how small his dick is."

"I'm gonna call it..."

"Pass me those utensils and that Chicken Wing please."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

My friend woke up in surgery once and said it was the most painful thing he'd ever felt... but he swore the nurse was looking at his penis the entire time.

"Where the hell is my cell phone?"

"The operation was a complete failure, you have 3 seconds to live."

"Buttsecks again?"

Originally posted by Syren
"I'm gonna call it..."


"Ok, so who here is actually a real doctor?"

or

"There's a bomb in the hospital, every man for himself!"

"Ok, put him in the trunk"

"Should'nt of slept with my wife fella."

Originally posted by Blight
My friend woke up in surgery once and said it was the most painful thing he'd ever felt... but he swore the nurse was looking at his penis the entire time.

I woke up durin surgery after I broke my arm.

"Don't worry team, no one will ever know it's a horse's liver. Oh, and Dr. Clancy, your ass is looking tight today. Can I get some of that before we finish here? Hey look, he's awake! Quick, whack him over the head with the Summer sausage!"

"As you can see students, as a doctor, sometimes there are some that just can't be saved..."

"What the hell, he's waking up. I thought i forgot a zero on that anesthetic dosage..."

"My meat pie and sausage roll are ready"

"No, but seriously, I'm really just a veterinarian."

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
"My meat pie and sausage roll are ready" "See, the Sausage roll = The Penis, and the Meat Pie = The Vagina."

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
"See, the Sausage roll = The Penis, and the Meat Pie = The Vagina."

I get it. No, seriously, I get a meat pie tonight after work! w00t

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I get it. No, seriously, I get a meat pie tonight after work! w00t Is that suppose to be sexual? If yes, Congrats!

If no, Sorry.

Both!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Both! ****!!!

Best of both worlds.

Hello, I am your doctor, Mr. Hiker.

"He's still soilng himself?!"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hello, I am your doctor, Mr. Hiker.

Is the patient Mr. Hiker or the doctor?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Is the patient Mr. Hiker or the doctor? you are the doc, doc.

How am I a doctor?

"Welcome back...may i have that back now?"

as you wake up, you hear..."Wait a minute, this man was supposed to have his appendix removed, why did we give him a vasectomy?"

"Oooh. That wasn't supposed to happen. Maybe I should have paid attention in med school, rather than getting high. Now that's her heart, right?"

And wouldn't be too pleased to hear "What the f*ck is that!"

I,s hate to hear ......we,ve swapped her organs for vegatables but she can still survive as a cabbage

"I hope she doesn't get pregnant"

"We're losing him, so bob did you watch the game last night, no I was watching Chuck Norris!"

Let's let him die and then you go and marry his grieving wife, gaining access to his will and fortune of over twenty-three million dollars!

"I bet i can do this blindfolded"

"You're on"

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd hate to hear people taking shots and bong rips. I'd also hate to hear someone say, "Needs more garlic salt!" I actually have woken up during a surgery, and the first words I heard were something like

" Oh, shit, dude, I think she's awake. "
{ What sugeon talks like THAT? }

It was aweful.

LOL dude.

I knooowww xD

"It's alive! It's alive!"

"Quit wanking it Barker, we have work to do."