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These guys keep knocking on my door trying to sell these stupid window tint shade things that are supposed to save you energy in the Summer. I've said no to them like three times in the past two months. Last Sunday, I'm in my pajama bottoms eating freaking Belgium waffles that I made with my waffle iron, and this guy knocks on my friggin door . . .

GUY
Hello, we'd like to put this sign advertising our product
in your front yard. (like I'm a f**king billboard or something?)
We need a corner house, and want to put these signs on our
customers' property . . .

TIRED HIKER
But, I'm not a customer.

GUY
(with a rude tone to his voice that made me want to slap his face)
I know, that's why I'm here knocking on your door.
What you need to do is come to our home demo and
if you like our product we'll install it for you in one day.
You won't even have to pay for it for over a year . . .
(I let him talk for a while just to waste his time.)

TIRED HIKER
I'm not interested!


SLAMMMMMM!!!!!!


Satisfaction.

Next time, just open the door, and be like, "Sorry, my mom's not home" and just close the door.

TH... if it happens again, get naked and be holding your "package" in one hand and a knife in the other when you open the door. When he/she opens their mouth to speak, butt-in and say, "it's either your shit on my dick, or your blood on my knife, *****!".

Tha should solve your problem.

That's totally robtarded.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
These guys keep knocking on my door trying to sell these stupid window tint shade things that are supposed to save you energy in the Summer. I've said no to them like three times in the past two months. Last Sunday, I'm in my pajama bottoms eating freaking Belgium waffles that I made with my waffle iron, and this guy knocks on my friggin door . . .

GUY
Hello, we'd like to put this sign advertising our product
in your front yard. (like I'm a f**king billboard or something?)
We need a corner house, and want to put these signs on our
customers' property . . .

TIRED HIKER
But, I'm not a customer.

GUY
(with a rude tone to his voice that made me want to slap his face)
I know, that's why I'm here knocking on your door.
What you need to do is come to our home demo and
if you like our product we'll install it for you in one day.
You won't even have to pay for it for over a year . . .
(I let him talk for a while just to waste his time.)

TIRED HIKER
I'm not interested!


SLAMMMMMM!!!!!!


Satisfaction.

i think someone's gonna get shot next sunday weep

I'll wear my bulletproof sunblock!