Dante v.s. Uther Lightbringer

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Sol Valentine
Who wins?

Violent2Dope
Dante.

Furion
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Darth Extecute
Dante

Unless he is stupid enough to switch to demon form, which might work in Uther's advantage..

Burning thought
Uther, his hammer is bigger than Dantes sword...nuff said Happy Dance

dante wont be doin much if Uther drops that thing on his feet and crunch, theyll take a while to regenerate

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Burning thought
Uther, his hammer is bigger than Dantes sword...nuff said Happy Dance

Size matters 313

Furion
Dante cause he gots the guns

Violent2Dope
Uther cause unlike Dante he prolly has had sex in his life.

Burning thought
pff bullets would flee, Uther would be "grrr i am holy paladin with big hammer!!" and the bullets would fly back, into Dantes head and keep on going....Dante would drop..like how the bananna dropped out of my fruit bowl today and got bruised

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Uther cause unlike Dante he prolly has had sex in his life.

I'll keep your hopes up and not comment that..

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Darth Extecute
I'll keep your hopes up and not comment that.. Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?

Furion
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?
NOESSSSSSSSSS!

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?

Well guessed..

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Well guessed.. He had the sexy times with The Light.

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
He had the sexy times with The Light.

Sadly enough, he gets the satisfaction that he needs from it..

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Sadly enough, he gets the satisfaction that he needs from it.. See, Uther=Sex machine, Dante=Epic phail virgin of multiversal proportions.

Remindme
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lemme guess...Paladins can't do the sexy-times?

Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Remindme
Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin I'm a bigger perv. Proof? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow matey.

Burning thought
Originally posted by Remindme
Irony being biggest pervert I've ever met on WoW was a paladin

funny you said that, i was plaiyng a paladin the other day

Violent2Dope
I'm a bigger perv than you too.

Furion
No I'm biggest perv ever, I'm Zapp Branigan

Burning thought
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I'm a bigger perv than you too.

lies

Violent2Dope
I enjoy shemale hentai.

Burning thought
i am almost constantly part of shemale hentai

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Burning thought
i am almost constantly part of shemale hentai See? Unlike you, I didn't have to lie, a real person can't be part of hentai. That's not even the limit of my fetishes.

Burning thought
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
See? Unlike you, I didn't have to lie, a real person can't be part of hentai. That's not even the limit of my fetishes.

i cant lie, ime the living mirror of nigeria

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Burning thought
i cant lie, ime the living mirror of nigeria You just did lie. I also enjoy furry hentai. big grin

Burning thought
i cannot lie, pinnochio would punnish me

Remindme
THESE THINGS I DON'T NEED TO KNOW!

I now rate this thread an 18+

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Burning thought
i cannot lie, pinnochio would punnish me By telling a lie to make his nose go up...oh, I think you get the picture. wink

Gunsmith
Would give it to Dante if doesn't go all demon mode.

Violent2Dope
He wouldn't need to.

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
He wouldn't need to.

He shouldnt, is a more proper choice of word.. If he stays human, he makes it near effortlessly..

Remindme
Wait a sec, Dante is half demon even in his human form. It's in his blood.

Doesn't that give Uther a small advantage here?

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Remindme
Wait a sec, Dante is half demon even in his human form. It's in his blood.

Doesn't that give Uther a small advantage here?

In warcraft theory, no.. He would have to be a demon in order for Uther to gain advantage..

Remindme
Originally posted by Darth Extecute
In warcraft theory, no.. He would have to be a demon in order for Uther to gain advantage..

Hm, not sure i understand. If it's in his blood, there's no helpnig it, least that's how I'm seeing it

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Remindme
Hm, not sure i understand. If it's in his blood, there's no helpnig it, least that's how I'm seeing it

Fel-orcs has demon blood flowing in their veins.. That isnt enough for a paladin..

Remindme
Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Fel-orcs has demon blood flowing in their veins.. That isnt enough for a paladin..

They were not born demonic though, Dante is....

Darth Extecute
Originally posted by Remindme
They were not born demonic though, Dante is....

Actually, I dont know how that would work.. If Dante is unholy, Uther will get a somewhat benefit in the fight.. However, only in demon form would he have a chance to destroy Dante, imo..

Remindme
Well it's only an observation. That demonic healing is a sod to debate against, nice to see it bite him in the ass here.

Burning thought
how can demonic healing bite him in the ass....or were you speaking metaphorically

Violent2Dope
Whether or not Uther would be more effective fighting base Dante or not is irrevelant, Dante is a great magnitude faster, and has Quicksilver to slow time on him, where he effortlessly takes off Uther's head.

Burning thought
noez, hell slip up on holy droplets of water that will break his eye socket

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