I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today

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Blight
Punk Bifirsttch mmm

Outbound
I beat the shit out of God today, dont see me making a thread. mmm

El Thorin
I beat the shit out of Mist today. Oooh .hae mmm

Outbound
I reported Thorrin for changing his name. mmm

El Thorin
I reported Outbound for changing his name. mmm

Outbound
I reported Ray Charles for being blind. mmm

BakaXero
I reported everyone named Michael mmm

Rogue Jedi
I beat the shit outta my meat today.

Röland
I think Bruce Willis is cool, eh kills terrorists and doesn't afraid of anything.
http://www.smoth.portodiao.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/diehard4.jpg

Blight
I tore him apart last night. mmm

Blight

Röland
Originally posted by Blight
He's afraid of me now mmm

I think Bruce Willis is cool, eh kills Blight and doesn't afraid of anything.

FoxMeister
Lets just say Chuck Norris is sucking me off right now and then im gonna kick his ass and make him suck it again. He owes me one after that time he killed Barney... even though it was me mhmm

Röland
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Lets just say Chuck Norris is sucking me off right now and then im gonna kick his ass and make him suck it again. He owes me one after that time he killed Barney... even though it was me mhmm

W T F

no expression

FoxMeister
He cant talk right now... he has a face full of my cock'n'balls and hes wearing a mask, which in turn restricts his breathing to only his eyesballs and ears...



And anus no expression


Edit: Minus the anus... That ones currenly Occupado... Kram3r came...no expression

Blight

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Blight
Can't kill a symptom.
Holy shat sand vagina... i take the piss out of my friend saying that he has a sandy vagina and the only way to get the sand out is to use his bro's piece

chillmeistergen
No you didn't.

Blight
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Holy shat sand vagina... i take the piss out of my friend saying that he has a sandy vagina and the only way to get the sand out is to use his bro's piece His bro's about to lose something vital, then no expression

FoxMeister
Dignity?

Secretus
Originally posted by FoxMeister
He cant talk right now... he has a face full of my cock'n'balls and hes wearing a mask, which in turn restricts his breathing to only his eyesballs and ears...



And anus no expression


Edit: Minus the anus... That ones currenly Occupado... Kram3r came...no expression

You sick bastard.

Blight
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Dignity? His "Peace"

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Secretus
You sick bastard.
Hows that kid? Still breathing or has it been suffocated by your john by now?


I hope you lured it with the sweets

Originally posted by Blight
His "Peace"
no expression

Blight
Bruce Willis isn't all he's cracked up to be. One shot to the Mouth and that ***** goes down. mmm

FoxMeister
He wasnt even alive in the Sixth Sense... he was dead all a---long

Secretus
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Hows that kid? Still breathing or has it been suffocated by your john by now?

Which one?


Originally posted by FoxMeister
I hope you lured it with the sweets

Video games work the best.

FoxMeister
That kid with the brown (possibly yellowy by now)



And i agree. You'd lure me with video games. But only with the right ones

Secretus
Originally posted by FoxMeister
That kid with the brown (possibly yellowy by now)

I dyed his hair white.


Originally posted by FoxMeister
And i agree. You'd lure me with video games. But only with the right ones

It works great as a bribe.

"It'll always be our little secret."

FoxMeister
"Dont tell your mommy" herbeyes

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Blight
Bruce Willis isn't all he's cracked up to be. One shot to the Mouth and that ***** goes down. mmm My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.

Secretus
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.

"The toothpick of death."

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Secretus
"The horsedick of death." Fixed.

Secretus
haermm

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Secretus
haermm ioriyagami

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Secretus
"The toothpick of death." thread the needle?

Blight
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
My dick in your mouth and you'd be down. You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me mmm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Blight
You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me mmm just like two tylenol.

Blight
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
just like two tylenol. You'd swallow me whole? How big are you? mmm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Blight
You'd swallow me whole? How big are you? mmm not me, you silly cracka.

Reverend Axel
I slapped Kram3r's meat pie with my sausage roll.

Blight
Bruce Willis is crying right now.

Secretus
Originally posted by Blight
Bruce Willis is crying right now.

Oh, I'm sure he is with all his millions.

Right to the bank.

tylerTOXICITY
I beat up Mariln Monroe today.

Punk ass ******!

ragesRemorse
Originally posted by Blight
Punk Bifirsttch mmm

I got the shit beat out of me by Bruce Lee's corpse today

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Blight
You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me mmm By crushing you with the weight of my balls foo!

Do you have balls of fleshy sacrifice like mine? My balls are so powerful, the sun would get crushed by their weight! Do your balls pulsate with the power of a thousand moons like mine!? DO THEY!?

Blax_Hydralisk
*chuckle*

Blight
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
By crushing you with the weight of my balls foo!

Do you have balls of fleshy sacrifice like mine? My balls are so powerful, the sun would get crushed by their weight! Do your balls pulsate with the power of a thousand moons like mine!? DO THEY!? Yes mmm

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Blight
Yes mmm No. mmm

Blight
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No. mmm Yus mmm

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Blight
Yus mmm Noe. mmm

RogerRamjet
i beat the shit outta all o' youze..cause you niggaz ain't got nothin' on me!!!

Secretus
I beat the shit out of my dick last night.

Doesn't mean of gonna make a thread about it ..

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i beat the shit outta all o' youze..cause you niggaz ain't got nothin' on me!!! Nigga please.

Grinning Goku
Originally posted by Blight
Punk Bifirsttch mmm

So:

Blight >> Bruce Willis >>>>>>> Armageddon.

Congratulations. You're nearly as powerful as God.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
So:

Blight >> Bruce Willis >>>>>>> Armageddon.

Congratulations. You're nearly as powerful as God. Lies, he shall never be on my level.

Secretus
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lies, he shall never be on my level.

Tell us how the Judge tasted.

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Secretus
Tell us how the Judge tasted. Like a rotted piece of long decayed shit , with a side of cherry.

Secretus
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Like a rotted piece of long decayed shit , with a side of cherry.

I knew you popped his cherry.

Congrats.

Blight
Originally posted by Secretus
Oh, I'm sure he is with all his millions.

Right to the bank. Nuh Uh. I took his lunch money.

Secretus
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
So:

Blight >> Bruce Willis >>>>>>> Armageddon.

Congratulations. You're nearly as powerful as God.


Lol, they think he's white.


Good luck with that.

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