POTC Characters Just break into song

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POTC COTP: Scene Will has just Killed a man for the first time. The Man drops on the floor Will Stops bends down and Looks at him. Everyone around stops. Behind Will Barbarossa, Pintel ,Raggite, Lizzie, and Jack Start Singing: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
He's just a poor boy, He needs no sympathy
Because He's easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to him, to him

Will:Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
The Song fades and everyone goes back to fighting
(Song "Bohemian Rhapsody" By Queen)

Dead Men's Chest Scene: Jack, Lizzie, and James are now headed to find the heart of Davey Jones They break into song(To The Tune of "Where Off To See The Wizard" From The Wizard of Oz)
"Where Off to find the heart of Davey Jones, He's a very evil man, very evil man. He's very evil because ,because of all the bad things he's done". Where off to find the heart of Davey Jones"

LOL! add some more if you want to.

OMGsh, lol! you need to add this to POTC the Musical! stick out tongue Have you read that? Its over on the "What POTC Characters would Never say" thread, lol - this would be so perfect in it! big grin

Dead Men's Chest Scene: Davey Jones is playing his Organ alone in his cabin he's feeling very sad and depressed over losing his one true love Tia. He feels like he's been betrayed by here so he starts playing
"Do you really want to hurt me?, do you really want to make me cry?"
Note next ones are just translations
AWE Scene: Elizabeth is talking to bootstrap about Will coming to save him because he promised him he would.
Bootstrap: William He'll Come I know he will
Translation: Of course Will will come it's bingo night!. If I know my son he'll come because he would never miss bingo night!

Another Translation
Bootstrap: Time is running out Jack
Translation:"Like sands through the hour glass. So are the days of our lives"(Days of Our Lives is a soap opera here in America on NBC that's their tag line)

hahaa these r funny

haha i love it. classic.

Miz Toddian Girl, you go to the head of this music class, young missy!!

dad blame, hysterical! Thanks that was a hoot. More y'all please.

I can almost picture the ppl singing...

Okay here's more I adding more stuff to the scene that was NOT in the movie

AWE Scene: Elizabeth see her father in a boat floating along the ocean she thinks that they are back.

Elizabeth: We're Back!
Jack: Elizabeth we're not back love

Elizabeth becomes scared she wants to save her father. She calls out to him.

Elizabeth: Father!
Governor Swan: Elizabeth are you dead?
Elizabeth: No
Governor Swan: I think I am
Translation: This really stinks!
Governor Swan: I'm so proud of you Elizabeth!
Governor Swan: Jack?
Jack: Yes?Daddy Swan: I always thought you were one of the most coolest pirates I've ever met. I wanted to let know that during the time that Elizabeth was going to arraigned to be married to James and then Will was in love with her too. I knew that Elizabeth and James were never going to be married. And I didn't like the idea of her and Will being married so I was rooting for you Jack know that!
Jack: Thanks I was rooting for James. But I would marry your lovely Elizabeth in a heartbeat.
Elizabeth: Oh that's so sweet Jack!
Daddy Swan: Will?
Will: Yes?
Daddy Swan: I needed to tell you something before I go
Will: What's That?
Daddy Swan: I still DON'T trust you!
Daddy Swan: Goodbye Elizabeth I'll be seeing you mother.
end of scene.

AWE Scene: Elizabeth is aboard the Flying Dutchman and is locked up. She wants to talk to Will's father Bootstrap.
Elizabeth: Bootstrap?
Elizabeth calls again
Elizabeth: Bootstrap Bill Turner?
Bootstrap: Yes?
Translation: I am hearing things or is someone really calling me?
Elizabeth: Bootstrap?
Bootstrap: Yes that's me
Elizabeth: I know your son Will
Bootstrap: William?
Elizabeth: Yes
Bootstrap explains to her that he thinks Will is not going to chose him over Elizabeth because he loves her. He tells her that if Will saves him it would mean that Will loses her forever.
Bootstrap: He's going to come, he's not going to chose me. I wouldn't chose Me
Translation: My son is a Schmuck! I'll be on this damn ship for the my rest of stinking life. I'll never be free. Thanks a lot William!
Elizabeth goes and Bootstrap goes back to being a part of the ship.
Bootstrap is alone and no one is around he's being to feel very board and sick and tried of being on Davey Jone's ship so he starts to sing a song to keep him busy.
Bootstrap: (To The Tune of I've been working on the Railroad)
Bootstrap: I've been working Jones ship now all the live long day. I'll really be free I'll always be stuck on the stinking ship. I wish someone would just kill me cause I've had it up to here!
The song fades and Bootstrap feels even more depressed.
Bootstrap: I'll never be free of this ship. I wish I can just be free of it all. I HATE this stupid ship. I HATE IT! HATE IT! HATE IT!. Oh wait a second tonight is singing night I would miss that in the world!

AWE Scene: Jack is in Davey Jones locker and he's having hallucinations of Multiple Hims running around the ship as the crew of the Black Pearl.
Jack Beings to sing
Jack: I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
That's my genetic twins always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
(Song "I Think I'm a Clone now" By Weird Al which of course is a Parody of "I Think Were Alone Now "By Tiffany)
2 more before I go
AWE Scene: Elizabeth tells everyone on the Black Pearl that James is dead.
Elizabeth: Everyone listen I have some sad news. James Norrington is dead.
Jack: Oh No! I really like the guy I was still rooting for him.

AWE Scene After Credits: Ten Years Later Elizabeth and her son Will are walking toward the shore to see Will. Elizabeth is very excited and happy that her son is finally going to met his father. Young Will is singing "A Pirates Life For Me" Elizabeth catches up to him and holds him close. No one is talking
Elizabeth Inner Thought: Boy so I'm happy that Will is finally going to met his father.
Both Elizabeth and Little Will see Will Coming.
Little Will Inner Thought: Oh Look it's my daddy! Here come my Daddy! I've have so much to tell him.
Will gets off the Ship and greets them.
Will: Hello Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Hello Will come met your son
Will: Hello Will I'm your father!
Little Will: I know I'm happy to see you daddy!
They go inside the house. Will looks outside and notices how beautiful Elizabeth's lawn and garden look. He's totally amazed at the beautiful
topiary s that she has.
Elizabeth notices that Will is looking at the topiary s
Elizabeth: Aren't they just beautiful?
Will: Yes they are did you and Will do them?
Elizabeth: No I hired a garner to take care of the landscaping.
Will: Really who?
Elizabeth: Oh where are my manners? Will there's someone I want to meet
Elizabeth: Come on out sweetie it's okay don't be scared
The man walks out his skin is pale and his hair is black. He's wearing a White shirt and pants with suspenders on. His hands are made of sharp Metal. Will beings to look scared. Elizabeth notices and says
Elizabeth: Will he's not going to hurt you. He's the most sweetest person and more talented garner I've ever meet. Will this is Edward
Edward this is Will
Edward: Hello Will nice to meet you!
Little Will: isn't Edward cool dad?
Will: I guess so
Will: What happened to your hands?
Edward: I'm not finished yet. The man that put me together died before he could give me hands. So I use these scissors as my hands.
Little Will: Mum is it okay if I go back to playing cards with grandpa Sparrow?
Elizabeth: Sure Sweetheart!
Will: Grandpa Sparrow
Elizabeth:Yes Jack's father he's been so kind and helpful to us. He's been helping me while I'm at work he stays with us and watches Will While I'm gone.
Will: Oh That's NICE! Will is becoming mad
Elizabeth: Will calm down I need help taking care of Will it's not for me to be a single mother. Besides Jack thought it would a good idea for his father to look after will.
Will: Oh so now Jack that gets to make the decisions for our son?
Elizabeth: Look here Willy your off on that stinking boat sailing and going to all sorts of nice places and I'm here raising our son. Haven't you forgotten that you are forever tried to that stupid ship!
Will: It's NOT stupid I've got a very important job!
Elizabeth: Oh and my job is not important enough for you!
Jack over hears Will and Lizzie yelling he comes down the stairs
Jack: What in bloody hell is going on here?
Will: What he doing here Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: Will Didn't you get my note that I gave to your father about me being married to Jack?
Will: What your Married to Jack now?
Elizabeth:Yes got a problem with that Willy?
Elizabeth pulls out her sword at points it at Will
Will: No Problem at all!
Jack: Good. Jack goes by Lizzie and they share a kiss.
Jack: I love you Lizzie!
Elizabeth: I love you too Jack!
Will: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Both Lizzie and Jack: Oh Shut Up Willy!

That's it for now enjoy!

Perfect absolutely perfect--weird al always one of my personal favorites and always spot on--is there anyway we, translation you creative scribes, can work in weird al's--gonna have to face it I'm addicted to spuds oh, and Shania Twain's Feels like a Woman. too funny


WONDERFUL!! Laughed so hard. You must post more

My first attempt to play too:

When Will is fixing Elisabeth's bandage in PotC and she draws his hand up to her bosom like she is forcing him to cop a, er, that is allowing him to explore her Northern latitudes and poor Will thinks oh my I'm getting lucky tonight, only she leaves him without so much as a by your leave. At that point in time he looks down at his blacksmith's hands and sings:

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times I've been burned
By now you think I would've learned
That it's who you look like
not who you are

Rosie, you're all right--you wear my ring
When you hold me tight Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie.

Jackson Browne, "Rosie"
not about a girl, mate embarrasment

AWE Scene Redone:
Jack is back at Torugah he has just said good bye to Mr. Gibbs, He looks at the small boat and the map to the Fountain of Youth. And Begins to sing

Jack:Whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong
Whether I find a place in this world
Or never belong

I gotta be me, I've gotta be me
What else can I be but what I am

I want to live, not merely survive
And I won't give up this dream of life

That keeps me alive

I gotta be me, I gotta be me
The dream that I see
Makes me what I am

That faraway prize, a world of success
Is waiting for me if I heed the call
I won't settle down, won't settle for less
As long as there's a chance
That I can have it all

I'll go it alone, that's how it must be
I can't be right for somebody else
If I'm not right for me

I gotta be free, I've gotta be free
Daring to try, to do it or die
I've gotta be me
(Jack Steps into the boat)
I'll go it alone, that's how it must be
I can't be right for somebody else
If I'm not right for me

I gotta be free, I've just gotta be free
Daring to try, to do it or die
I gotta be me

Ending scene Jack saling away.

(Song "Ive Gotta Be Me" By Sammy Davis Jr.)
Click here if you want to listen to the songI've Gotta Be Me-Sammy Davis Jr

Miz Tod2ian Girl, youse some kinda wonderful....Sammy,,,Jack,,, laughing

Extra AWE Scene: Elizabeth Tells her father that she needs help the pirates from becoming extinct from the EITC.

Elizabeth: Father you need to know something
Daddy Swan: What it is dear?

Elizabeth:"Papa I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I was always your little girl
But you should know by now
I'm not a baby

You always taught me right from wrong
I need your help, daddy please be strong
I may be young at heart
But I know what I'm saying

The Life you warned me all about
the one you said I can't live
It's in awful mess and I don't mean just maybe

Papa don't preach,The pirates are in trouble deep
Papa Don't preach,I can't be losing sleep
But I've made up my mind, I'm going to be pirate
I'm gonna be a pirate"

(Song "Papa Don't Preach"- By Madonna. as you can see of course I changed the lyrics around.)

AWE Scene: Will confronts Elizabeth about her leaving Jack to the Kracken to die. After their little talk Elizabeth feels like Will is controlling her and that he needs to know very little decision that she makes. Elizabeth runs back up and is pissed at Will.

Elizabeth: Stupid Will he thinks he needs to know every little I do and say well I've had it with him. She beings to sing

Elizabeth:" Will doesn't own me I'm not one of his toys
Will doesn't own me don't say I can't go with Jack
Don't tell me what to say
Don't tell me what to do
And please when I go out with you
Don't put me on display

I'm Young and I love to young
I'm free and I love and I love be free
To Live my life the way I want
To Say and do whatever I please."

(Song "You Don't Own Me" By Lesley Gore"wink

COTBP Scene Jack has it with Will antics
So he tells Will
Jack:"There a hole in world
Like a great black pit
And it's filled people
Who are filled with Shit
And the vermin of the world
Inhabit it
But not for long

They all deserve to die
Tell you why Mr. Turner
Tell you why
Because in all of the whole human race
Mr. Turner
There two kinds of men and only two.
There's the one staying put
In his proper place
And the one with his foot
In other ones face-
Look at me, Mr Turner
Look at you!

No, we all deserve to die!
Even you, Mr. Turner
Even I
Because of lives of the wicked should be
Made brief
For the rest of us, death
Will be a relief
We all deserve to die!

And I'll got to get the Black Pearl Back
Yes because the ship belongs to me
(Song "Epiphany" From "Sweeney Todd". I changed the lyrics around as you can see.)

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