Worst Smelling Comic Book Characters.

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jinzin
Who do you guys think would smell the worst?

What order and why?



Killer Croc
Wendigo
Sasquatch
Clayface
Any of the TMNT
Namor (assuming he smells like tuna)
Nightcrawler


I can't think of any other good ones, so feel free to expand this list.

I'm gonna have to surprisingly say that clayface is probably really aweful smelling, I had to empty our catch-bucket for all the clay that got washed into our sink in Pottery this year and that stuff smelled like ass, puke, and sweat all rolled up in one.

Inhuman
Swampthing
Beast
Blob
Aunt May

Mr. Slippyfist
No Wolverine?

I also imagine Sassy to smell like a bunch of wet dogs.

spidey-dude
blob and juggernaut

Violent2Dope
Sammy the Squidboy.

jinzin
Originally posted by Inhuman
Swampthing
Beast
Blob
Aunt May

laughing out loud aunt may..

swampthing and blob were good choices though.

lordboo
iron man, after he shit his pants once thor sent him on his way

superkronick92
Uncle Ben?

Kutulu
This guy should be in the list:
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/42000/41050/113217-shithead_400.jpg
http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/42000/41050/143587-shithead_400.jpg

SaintSmurph
Iron Man WOULD probably stink though.

Fighting in that armor all day and what not.

Inhuman
Originally posted by superkronick92
Uncle Ben?

He probably smells like a filthy corpse.







Also what are shitheads powers? I would like to know this.

jinzin
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Iron Man WOULD probably stink though.

Fighting in that armor all day and what not.

Yeah I was thinking that too... oh man what about the folds of skin that don't open up too often on the blob... sick

DigiMark007
I approve of this thread.

thumb up

Faceman
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k10/paladin_04/stinkorminicomic.jpg

Faceman
Stinkor for the win...

Kutulu
Originally posted by Inhuman
Also what are shitheads powers? I would like to know this.

He was kinda like Clayface, except made from shit

King Kandy
Originally posted by Faceman
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k10/paladin_04/stinkorminicomic.jpg
He wins.

MightyEInherjar
Blob.

Lobo probably doesn't smell too damn pretty either.

SaintSmurph
Hulk, the Warbound.

shksprtx
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Iron Man WOULD probably stink though.

Fighting in that armor all day and what not.

At least Stark takes the armor off from time to time...Dr. Doom must absolutely REEK inside that tin suit...

I'd imagine Wendigo probably smells like rotting human flesh...

Kutulu
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Hulk, the Warbound.

Your mother, after she had you.
fighting0024

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Hulk, the Warbound.

laughing out loud

SaintSmurph
Originally posted by Kutulu
Your mother, after she had you.
fighting0024 My mother's dead, *******.... erm

Kutulu
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
My mother's dead, *******.... erm

Wow, how original of a line to use on an internet forum. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Kutulu
Wow, how original of a line to use on an internet forum. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Way more fun in RL. Especially when you smack the guy too.

Kutulu
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Way more fun in RL. Especially when you smack the guy too.

If Smurph was here IRL I would kick him right in his blue balls with my steeltoe's.

SaintSmurph
Originally posted by Kutulu
Wow, how original of a line to use on an internet forum. roll eyes (sarcastic) If it was true, you'd feel like shit though.

You set yourself up for that line, the round always goes to the dead-mother-claimer.

superkronick92
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
My mother's dead, *******.... erm



Anyway, Superman Prime is the smelliest there is, he was in a Green Box in front of a Red Sun for a year. Pre-Crisis Superstink ftw

SaintSmurph
Originally posted by Kutulu
If Smurph was here IRL I would kick him right in his blue balls with my steeltoe's. Please.

I'm 7'6, and can bench four times my body weight.

I also have a 20" dick and make a 12 figure salary.

Nice threat though.

I'm shaking in my little booties.

srankmissingnin
I'm going to say Gambit, he seems like the type of tool who would bath in cheap cologne. I bet he slathers on the axe/tag body spray every morning... disgusting!

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Please.

I'm 7'6, and can bench four times my body weight.

I also have a 20" dick and make a 12 figure salary.

Nice threat though.

I'm shaking in my little booties.

I can kill a marmoset from 30 yards using nothing but my body odor.

SaintSmurph
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I can kill a marmoset from 30 yards using nothing but my body odor. That's nothing.

I can kill a marmoset from 40 yards using nothing but your body odor.

Kutulu
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
That's nothing.

I can kill a marmoset from 40 yards using nothing but your body odor.

I won't even ask why you have his body odor smeared on your body and it stinks worse than it does on him. sick

superkronick92
lol nice, I would add something but I don't want to kill the joke

Mr. Slippyfist
Hulk.

SaintSmurph
Originally posted by Kutulu
I won't even ask why you have his body odor smeared on your body and it stinks worse than it does on him. sick Probably a wise choice.

Ask a stupid question...

srankmissingnin
I love how Kutulu is complaining about Smurph being a troll in the 300 Spartans vs. The Fellowship thread, while he trolls it up over here.

shifty

Shit, now I'm a troll too!

Air Legend
Wolverine by far

SaintSmurph
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Shit, now I'm a troll too! At least you have an excuse.

You're a Wolverine fanboy. You can't help it.

schmoll

SaintSmurph
Just kidding Shrank... haermm

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
At least you have an excuse.

You're a Wolverine fanboy. You can't help it.

schmoll

Wolverine fanboy? Moi? What ever gave you that impression?

*Zips up sweater to coverup the Wolverine t-shirt underneath*

shifty

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I love how Kutulu is complaining about Smurph being a troll in the 300 Spartans vs. The Fellowship thread, while he trolls it up over here.

shifty

Shit, now I'm a troll too! Trolling is fun. cool

SaintSmurph
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wolverine fanboy? Moi? What ever gave you that impression?

*Zips up sweater to coverup the Wolverine t-shirt underneath*

shifty Hey, you're just a Canadian rooting for Canada's biggest (figuratively speaking) cuz you can't find a quality character to root for.

Not like that traitorous Mungi... uhuh

psycho gundam
blackheart is the smelliest. he supposedly smells like burning ink and roses all the time.

srankmissingnin
Originally posted by SaintSmurph
Hey, you're just a Canadian rooting for Canada's biggest (figuratively speaking) cuz you can't find a quality character to root for.

Not like that traitorous Mungi... uhuh

Wolverine IS a quality character, damn it! mad

... but I do try to support Canadian comic book characters. I have 21 copies of Alpha Flight #1. What can I say? Canadian characters are just plan better, everyone knows it, thats why DC Comics has so many!

Hey America, hows your peso greenback doing? evil face

psycho gundam
superman "is" canadian

JasonK4
Hulk.

TricksterPriest
You've got to wonder why no one smells someone from Apokolips a mile away. The whole place probably smells like a furnace, with sulfur and brimstone.

tjcoady
anyone read Cerebus? Apparently he smells horrific.

Nod
Wolverine

Violent2Dope
Originally posted by psycho gundam
blackheart is the smelliest. he supposedly smells like burning ink and roses all the time. Ew...

Nod
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wolverine IS a quality character, damn it! mad



laughing laughing laughing

Violent2Dope
He's a midgit, but a cool midgit. cool

golem370
I don't know about worse smelling character but here is a candidate for best smelling character. Eye Scream- http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/iscrm.htm

jinzin
Originally posted by Faceman
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k10/paladin_04/stinkorminicomic.jpg
laughing out loud nice

DigiMark007
I'm planning on snapping mentally one day and forever becoming a Wolverine fan....seems like there's worse things to be. At least Marvel strokes his cock far more than Pete, whose jobber aura isn't nearly as strong.

Erik-Lensherr
Vermin is one of the characters that popped into my mind, along with Killer Croc.

jinzin
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I'm planning on snapping mentally one day and forever becoming a Wolverine fan....seems like there's worse things to be. At least Marvel strokes his cock far more than Pete, whose jobber aura isn't nearly as strong.

What the f**k?


where the hell did that come from? lol.
Originally posted by Erik-Lensherr
Vermin is one of the characters that popped into my mind, along with Killer Croc.
yeah good choice.

DigiMark007
Originally posted by jinzin
What the f**k?


where the hell did that come from? lol.

There was a conversation about His Hairyness earlier on this page. I guess I just came a little late to the party.

embarrasment

jinzin
laughing out loud

oh.

rougeredmage
how about both man thing and swamp thing they must smell horrrible rotting vegetable matter for anyone?

i can never see Hercules washing

has anyone consdiered how badly dead girl must smell

how about No-girl i bet oversized brains in jars must realy stink

black tom cassady?

jinzin
I wonder if Mojo stinks as bad as he looks. sick

psycho gundam
mojo!! good call!!
I bet his armpits smell like a resturant garbage can during a heatwave.

Inhuman
Toxic Avenger

Kalibak

psycho gundam
d-man(the bum)

Inhuman
Ego the living planet

psycho gundam
general General Wade Eiling

shksprtx
The MAXX is probably pretty ripe...

Also, this guy:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/shksprtx/Pestilence.jpg

SaintSmurph
I bet the symbiotes don't exactly smell like roses...

CaptainStoic
I bet Spawn must smell like dead ass!

golem370
Living Mummy- http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/mummynka.htm image 3,000 years without a bath or new bandages. Or maybe Man-Thing or Swamp Thing

endrict
Apollo and Midnighter after a night of...se....OH DEAR GOD!!!...don't want to think about it... sick sick sick sick sick

HueyFreeman
Originally posted by endrict
Apollo and Midnighter after a night of...se....OH DEAR GOD!!!...don't want to think about it... sick sick sick sick sick You ruined my lunch.

WrathfulDwarf
The Morlocks



Shut Up!

psycho gundam
the god of filth, of the dark gods

psycho gundam
ulik

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