How to eat a soul and migrate

There is a church down the street but I shall never venture there... ermm

Hey, I came here hoping I'd learn how to eat a soul! uhuh

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Hey, I came here hoping I'd learn how to eat a soul! uhuh

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Hey, I came here hoping I'd learn how to eat a soul! uhuh

i walk past a church to work. i seen the vicar guy going inside once but i never said anything casue i was scared he would baptise me

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Hey, I came here hoping I'd learn how to eat a soul! uhuh

I currently have 12 souls in my stomache...

prove it

Originally posted by Blight
Eating a soul requires patience and the ability to clone yourself. Can you do that?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
no you cant eat my soulsuhuh

I don't eat them, I destroy them.

Originally posted by Wålshy
prove it

Joey
Lauren
Frankie
David
Mathew
Brittany
Wyatt
Zach
Mandy
Alex
Jeb
Amanda

All mine.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
well that seems easy enough. Go on uhuh

Don't worry I won't go near your collection biscuits

Originally posted by Blight
I have parts of the pieces of paper signed for me. But I don't know if that's proof enough for YOU. I don't need to prove to you my consumption of Souls... It only matters that I have them and can do what I want with them.

Joey
Lauren
Frankie
David
Mathew
Brittany
Wyatt
Zach
Mandy
Alex
Jeb
Amanda

All mine.

simpsons reference? ill sell you my soul for £5

Originally posted by Wålshy
simpsons reference? ill sell you my soul for £5

And I don't pay for Souls. People give them to me freely.

I told a padre to **** off once, not to his face though.

I'm so ****ing rock and roll. jam

Originally posted by Wålshy
simpsons reference? ill sell you my soul for £5

it's $5 not £5

Originally posted by Bloigen
I told a padre to **** off once, not to his face though.

I'm so ****ing rock and roll. jam

In order to consume a soul here are the steps.

Ingredience (Which are much cooler than Ingredients):
Glitter
Fox Hole
Turkey Baster (Or a Fire Blower thing).
Copy of Faces of Death
Sharp Funnel
Ether Rag

Here is what you do:
Find the person, invite them to your house to watch Faces of death (Must be faces of death... just because). You put the tape in the player and while they're watching it Then you smother them with your ether rag. Once down, stab them in the back of the neck with your sharp Funnel. Stick your Turkey baster in and extract said soul.

Leave the Raw soul in front of a fox hole for 24 hours and a piece of paper will come to your doorstep the next morning... It will be a signed document by god, telling you you have aquired a new soul 😐

That sounds like some kinky shit goin on there

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
That sounds like some kinky shit goin on there