Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

my mom is paying me to clean the kitchen because shes too lazy to do it herself and my little siter is spoiled so she wouldnt make her do it, so im cleaning it and all of a sudden i smell an interesting smell, a little sour but not bad bad. now there are alot of dirty dishes because i got sick of doing them all time and everyone else is too lazy to do them. so on the stove is this pot. this seems to be the source of said smell

so me being the stupid idiotic curious F****** bastard i am, i lift the lid of the pot. i have never smelled anything more disgusting in my lefe i do not want to go back in that kitched i almost puked everywhere, dkfsgskhdfgskdlhg god i STILL feel like throwing up and this happend more tha a few minutes ago.

What was it?

was it a dead dog?

Originally posted by Nod
What was it?

Your Typos and feelings of wanting to puke makes this thread!

What was it though? ermm

Cupchicks?

Weak stomach. biscuits

idk , it was definately green and fuzzy but there was this white stuff and fkghsfdh i swear it crawled towards me, i only got a glimpse. kjdfsgjhg blah i think its been there for awhile >.< dkhghg and the problem is i need that money for christmas shopping

****, that's nasty.

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
idk , it was definately green and fuzzy but there was this white stuff and fkghsfdh i swear it crawled towards me, i only got a glimpse. kjdfsgjhg blah i think its been there for awhile >.< dkhghg and the problem is i need that money for christmas shopping
one word: Cthulhu

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Cupchicks?

it was so bad cupchicks wouldnt go near it

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
my mom is paying me to clean the kitchen because shes too lazy to do it herself and my little siter is spoiled so she wouldnt make her do it, so im cleaning it and all of a sudden i smell an interesting smell, a little sour but not bad bad. now there are alot of dirty dishes because i got sick of doing them all time and everyone else is too lazy to do them. so on the stove is this pot. this seems to be the source of said smell

so me being the stupid idiotic curious F****** bastard i am, i lift the lid of the pot. i have never smelled anything more disgusting in my lefe i do not want to go back in that kitched i almost puked everywhere, dkfsgskhdfgskdlhg god i STILL feel like throwing up and this happend more tha a few minutes ago. That stove would never be the source of prepared food for me ever again.

And fook christmas shopping. Wouldn't be worth it. I'm sure there was Fungi in there.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

fungi is an understatement. its like somebody played and s***load of saprolings and thallids in that damn pot

Why was said pot left on the stove for so long? What are you, a bunch of slobs?

everyones been so busy and last week i did a heapload of dishes for like 4 days in a row, thursday friday saturday and sunday so the rest of my family was supposed to do them for the next four days and theyre all lazy F***s

ok so i dawned a face smell filter like thing *scrunched up shirts*
and decided to peak into the smelly nuclear waste. i even snapped a photo so you can see just what the hell is disgusting me so much. i am so angry with my mom right now.

that's pure evil

Throw away the ****in' pot. That's what I'd do. And I'd also back hand my mom too.

But then again, I always feel like back handing that seahag.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox


that's pure evil

uh uh, pure evil smells better

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
ok so i dawned a face smell filter like thing *scrunched up shirts*
and decided to peak into the smelly nuclear waste. i even snapped a photo so you can see just what the hell is disgusting me so much. i am so angry with my mom right now. IT'S STILL THERE?! puke

Delete that post!

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

im actually thinking about just not cleaning and waiting till my mom gets home so she can take care of it.

Totally.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Totally.

yea mon

anyway

this is probably exactly why shes paying me so much to clean it
because she knows i need the money and she doesnt want to have to battle that monster that she has created. that disgusting mass of horrible bile

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
yea mon

anyway

this is probably exactly why shes paying me so much to clean it
because she knows i need the money and she doesnt want to have to battle that monster that she has created. that disgusting mass of horrible bile You like to battle yourself?

Cheap and to easy I know.

Originally posted by Nod
You like to battle yourself?

Cheap and to easy I know.

-_- hahahaha nice one nods

but im no monster im a heavensent Fu***** angel

Not really but I took the moment lol.

ok i need to go clean, fdkjhsdfhkg im not touching that stove