Well I'm pregnant again...

My dear ole wife SelphieT has raped me against my will. I'm choosing to keep the child and to the best of my ability, try hard not to eat the lil tyke. Thanks alot Selphie, you've just ruined my happy life, again..

I feel for you.

Anytime you need a babysitter or a bit on the side let me know.

YEAH **** YOU WHORE! *drinks beer and burps*

NOW GET OFF YOUR THICK ASS AND GET OVER HERE! *points to my vagina*

Originally posted by SelphieT
YEAH **** YOU WHORE! *drinks beer and burps*

NOW GET OFF YOUR THICK ASS AND GET OVER HERE! *points to my vagina*

Originally posted by Nod
Mmm I need to get pregnant soon. 😗

Pff, I'll throw yo ass down the stairs *finishes beer*

Goddamn, Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack!

Me.... too?

What are ya gonna name this one?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Pff, I'll throw yo ass down the stairs *finishes beer*

Goddamn, Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Pff, I'll throw yo ass down the stairs *finishes beer*

Goddamn, Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack!

you called 😛

Originally posted by SelphieT
Goddamn,Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack!

They're not limp! And what the hell is Jack?

Originally posted by Scythe
They're not limp! And what the hell is Jack?

*backhands* MY JACK DANIELS YOU GOAT WHORE!

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
you called 😛

You can't get meh drunk! *stumbles about*

Originally posted by SelphieT
You can't get meh drunk! *stumbles about*

Yeah, cuz you already are, bwahaha!

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, cuz you already are, bwahaha!

The hell are you doin' out of your cage!? You get the **** back in there, until you is done eatin' all dem cheese and penises!

😕

Originally posted by SelphieT
The hell are you doin' out of your cage!? You get the **** back in there, until you is done eatin' all dem cheese and penises!

YOU SUCK ASS AS A WIFE!!

😂 Whatcha gonna name the baby? 😛

A name which came straight out of the fires of hell.

I'm not sure, I want Kayakat to name it though.

Originally posted by Scythe
My dear ole wife SelphieT has raped me against my will. I'm choosing to keep the child and to the best of my ability, try hard not to eat the lil tyke. Thanks alot Selphie, you've just ruined my happy life, again..

You cheating whore-bag. crying

Originally posted by Impediment
You cheating whore-bag. crying

With a face like mine, how can I not cheat! HeeTee!