Well I'm pregnant again...
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Scythe
My dear ole wife SelphieT has raped me against my will. I'm choosing to keep the child and to the best of my ability, try hard not to eat the lil tyke. Thanks alot Selphie, you've just ruined my happy life, again..
Nod
I feel for you.
Anytime you need a babysitter or a bit on the side let me know.
SelphieT
YEAH **** YOU WHORE! *drinks beer and burps*
NOW GET OFF YOUR THICK ASS AND GET OVER HERE! *points to my vagina*
Nod
Originally posted by SelphieT
YEAH **** YOU WHORE! *drinks beer and burps*
NOW GET OFF YOUR THICK ASS AND GET OVER HERE! *points to my vagina* Mmm I need to get pregnant soon.
SelphieT
Originally posted by Nod
Mmm I need to get pregnant soon.
Pff, I'll throw yo ass down the stairs *finishes beer*
Goddamn, Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack!
TRH
What are ya gonna name this one?
Nod
Originally posted by SelphieT
Pff, I'll throw yo ass down the stairs *finishes beer*
Goddamn, Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack! This isn't why I become your whore!!
Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by SelphieT
Pff, I'll throw yo ass down the stairs *finishes beer*
Goddamn, Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack!
you called
Scythe
Originally posted by SelphieT
Goddamn,Scythe, move them limp udders, go fetch me mah Jack!
They're not limp! And what the hell is Jack?
SelphieT
Originally posted by Scythe
They're not limp! And what the hell is Jack?
*backhands* MY JACK DANIELS YOU GOAT WHORE!
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
you called
You can't get meh drunk! *stumbles about*
Scythe
Originally posted by SelphieT
You can't get meh drunk! *stumbles about*
Yeah, cuz you already are, bwahaha!
SelphieT
Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, cuz you already are, bwahaha!
The hell are you doin' out of your cage!? You get the **** back in there, until you is done eatin' all dem cheese and penises!
Scythe
Originally posted by SelphieT
The hell are you doin' out of your cage!? You get the **** back in there, until you is done eatin' all dem cheese and penises!
YOU SUCK ASS AS A WIFE!!
faraday
Whatcha gonna name the baby?
TRH
A name which came straight out of the fires of hell.
Scythe
I'm not sure, I want Kayakat to name it though.
Impediment
Originally posted by Scythe
My dear ole wife SelphieT has raped me against my will. I'm choosing to keep the child and to the best of my ability, try hard not to eat the lil tyke. Thanks alot Selphie, you've just ruined my happy life, again..
You cheating whore-bag. crying
Scythe
Originally posted by Impediment
You cheating whore-bag. crying
With a face like mine, how can I not cheat! HeeTee!
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