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Whether she wants it or not

I see harm in this relationship.

Therefore, I'm stealing your wife.

Originally posted by Blight
Whether she wants it or not

wife stealing borat style

I wish you both many happy times, and lots of beautiful babies...

Originally posted by SelphieT
I see harm in this relationship.

Therefore, I'm stealing your wife.

Much love, babe. 313

You want her? Crap I wanted her.

sly

Your already married.....Mormon

I've already decided on a thousand babies... no room for debate

Originally posted by Blight
I've already decided on a thousand babies... no room for debate

As long as you're the one having them. 131

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
As long as you're the one having them. 131 Half and half mmm

kinda pwnt.

ill pitch in a third

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
ill pitch in a third You want to carry one of my wifes babies?

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
kinda pwnt.
mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
mmm
precisely mmm

actually i was thinking 333.3333 of your wifes babies

best thread, buddy

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
actually i was thinking 333.3333 of your wifes babies And what shall I get in return?

Free time.

Originally posted by guy222
best thread, buddy You shall be best man. And Godfather to about 40 of our children.

my....brothers soul

Originally posted by Blight
And what shall I get in return?


Keep working her, you'll eventually tire her out, and she'll have no choice but to give in...

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
my....brothers soul Tempting... any more offers? hmm

Originally posted by Blight
Tempting... any more offers? hmm Be careful the last soul I got from him was defective.

Originally posted by Nod
Be careful the last soul I got from him was defective. Is he trying to resell souls?

Originally posted by Nod
Be careful the last soul I got from him was defective.

thats because it was actually your second cousins

Originally posted by Blight
Is he trying to resell souls?

I think so. Don't do it. Hooky gear is never good, I god good price legal souls.

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
thats because it was actually your second cousins

That might explain why our child was a bit slow.

Originally posted by Blight
You shall be best man. And Godfather to about 40 of our children.

Wedding Invitations in the mail

i dont get mail

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
i dont get mail Come to an elevator on 2nd and Englewood. It shall take you to Avalon. Where our reception is being held

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane


i sorry

Originally posted by guy222
i sorry You have no reason to say sorry.

Blights fault.

Originally posted by Nod
You have no reason to say sorry.

Blights fault.

mmm

EZEd3zsQgg4

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
mmm You know it, I know it, Blight knows it and even Axel knows it. mmm

Originally posted by Nod
You know it, I know it, Blight knows it and even Axel knows it. mmm Please, call me Axel.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Please, call me Axel.

Axelander 313

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Axelander 313 Originally posted by Nod

I can't wait for the honeymoon mmm

Ever since I bought my wife a Sybian she has not left her room..... mmm

Originally posted by Blight
Ever since I bought my wife a Sybian she has not left her room..... mmm

http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/395-OWNEDLMFAO.jpg

Originally posted by Spidervlad
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/395-OWNEDLMFAO.jpg The Sybian is now a pregnancy device, too?

I remember her .. She had a pussy that didn't quite.

Wasn't me ..

AR4PGt9oOto

Originally posted by Blight
Whether she wants it or not No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH! I didn't know this was Deliverance. mmm

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH! I don't squeel

Originally posted by Blight
I don't squeel

Yea you do.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yea you do. Only for you. blushing

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH!

Good times.

Originally posted by Blight
I don't squeel No, you "SQUEAL" jackhole.

Yeah, you just got grammar owned.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No, you "SQUEAL" jackhole.

Yeah, you just got grammer owned. I think he got "GRAMMAR" owned, Jackhole

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I think he got "GRAMMAR" owned, Jackhole Jackhole isn't a word.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Jackhole isn't a word. Sure it is.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No, you "SQUEAL" jackhole.

Yeah, you just got grammar owned. And yet you've used it in at least two posts mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane

Changed the Place of our wedding to Valhalla. We will have minstrels and a Rainbow Bridge to take you to us.

Etipah always struck me as a wedding type place

This wedding needs beer.

Agreed. mmm But without the wedding.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Agreed. mmm But without the wedding.

Not for this wedding thing then huh?

Originally posted by Nod
Not for this wedding thing then huh?

Let's celebrate life and stuff. mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Let's celebrate life and stuff. mmm

I can do that. sly

Originally posted by Nod
I can do that. sly

I have 6 pretzels left. 313

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I have 6 pretzels left. 313

You bring them I'll get the milkshakes. 131

Originally posted by Nod
You bring them I'll get the milkshakes. 131

Yummeh. 313

That reminds me wheres the cupcakes?

Originally posted by Nod
That reminds me wheres the cupcakes?

I ate them already.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I ate them already. You didn't wait for me?

Originally posted by Nod
You didn't wait for me?

Never 131

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Never 131

Then what did I find in your bag? sly

shock Nothing.

I saw.

You got cupcakes. shocking

Originally posted by Nod
I saw.

You got cupcakes. shocking

In the shape of Christmas trees. vin

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
In the shape of Christmas trees. vin

They had stars on them!! sly

Originally posted by Nod
They had stars on them!! sly

shock


You sure that was my bag? sly

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
shock


You sure that was my bag? sly

It might have been Blights.

sly

Originally posted by Nod
It might have been Blights.

sly

What I was just thinking. sly

He is a bit of a devil ain't he? sly

Originally posted by Nod
He is a bit of a devil ain't he? sly

Not when I'm around 313

Explain. sly

*makes whipping noise* Whuuppaaa

Originally posted by Nod
Explain. sly

He's a downright gentleman. 131

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's a downright gentleman. 131

Not with me he isn't. sly

Originally posted by Nod
Not with me he isn't. sly

Tell 'im who's boss. sly

Can I borrow the whip tonight? sly

Originally posted by Nod
Can I borrow the whip tonight? sly

Just tonight. sly

Originally posted by FoxMeister
*makes whipping noise* Whuuppaaa

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Just tonight. sly

Don't feel like sharing more often? sneaky2

Originally posted by Nod
Don't feel like sharing more often? sneaky2

uhuh Damn that's a creepy smilie.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
uhuh Damn that's a creepy smilie.

I know. Yours is kinda hot. I'm jealous. sneaky2

Originally posted by Nod
I know. Yours is kinda hot. I'm jealous. sneaky2

I bet. biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I bet. biscuits

Bet you weren't expecting this.

Your hot. biscuits

But not as hot as Blight. ermm

Originally posted by Nod
Bet you weren't expecting this.

Your hot. biscuits

But not as hot as Blight. ermm

Duh. Who is? biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Duh. Who is? biscuits I consider myself a close second. biscuits

Agreed?

Originally posted by Nod
I consider myself a close second. biscuits

Agreed?

Meh biscuits I'll say yes since you look like Max from Across the Universe.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Meh biscuits I'll say yes since you look like Max from Across the Universe.

I have no idea who he is.

Hotness? biscuits

I think so. biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I think so. biscuits

I see the resemblance.

Who do you look like? biscuits

Originally posted by Nod
I see the resemblance.

Who do you look like? biscuits

No one. biscuits

From what I can see you look like Ronald Mcdonald's wife.


biscuits

Originally posted by Nod
From what I can see you look like Ronald Mcdonald's wife.


biscuits

Sweet and stuff. biscuits

Very sweet.

She had nice red hair.

You got a better smile so you win. vin

Originally posted by Nod
Very sweet.

She had nice red hair.

You got a better smile so you win. vin

Cause I'm awesome like that. 313


Edit: Too much time associating with Axel mmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Cause I'm awesome like that. 313

No one can argue with that. vin

Originally posted by Nod
No one can argue with that. vin

Oh you 131

You likey? vin

Originally posted by Nod
You likey? vin

Yus biscuits

Me to.

Sux much? vin

We can invite Blight. biscuits

Originally posted by Nod
Me to.

Sux much? vin

We can invite Blight. biscuits

I'll bring the whip. biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'll bring the whip. biscuits

I'll bring the milkshakes.

Then orgy an cupcakes afterwards. biscuits

Originally posted by Nod
I'll bring the milkshakes.

Then orgy an cupcakes afterwards. biscuits

Don't we need more people for an orgy? I'll bring Selphie T. biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Don't we need more people for an orgy? I'll bring Selphie T. biscuits

I was going to improvise.

But she sounds good.

She legal? biscuits

Originally posted by Nod
I was going to improvise.

But she sounds good.

She legal? biscuits

Oh shucks, I dunno. mmm

You sure you are?

I smell deceit. mmm

Originally posted by Nod
You sure you are?

I smell deceit. mmm

She looks old enough. biscuits

I haven't saw enough to judge. mmm

You neither.

How old are you? shock

About your age.

How olds Blight? mmm

Originally posted by Nod
About your age.

How olds Blight? mmm

He's an old man. haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's an old man. haermm

That explains the saggy butt. mmm

Originally posted by Nod
That explains the saggy butt. mmm

mmm

Not denying it I see. haermm

haermm 'Swhat I was wondering.

Maybe he photoshopped yours into the pics I saw. ಠ_ಠ

Originally posted by Nod
Maybe he photoshopped yours into the pics I saw. ಠ_ಠ

shock What?

His pics have butts.

Maybe he out yours on his. shock

I will block him on MSN for this outrage.

Originally posted by Nod
His pics have butts.

Maybe he out yours on his. shock

I will block him on MSN for this outrage.

haermm K

Where is eh today anyway?

Originally posted by Nod
Where is eh today anyway?

Work srug

i shouldnt drink two beers at the same timee

You wastrel. shock

so what is up with you today

Originally posted by Nod


so what is up with you today

What do you mean? shock

you just seem different

its good know

I like

Originally posted by Nod
you just seem different

its good know

I like

No different than usual. mmm

you sure

i need proof

*pms*

Originally posted by Nod
you sure

i need proof

*pms*

shocklaugh

Lack of sleep maybe. mmm

Maybe.

Never liked coffee but it helps.

I am trying to find pictures I swear lol. Anything I can do until then?

Jack?

On topic I have found out the number to my new phone!!

Originally posted by Nod
Maybe.

Never liked coffee but it helps.

I am trying to find pictures I swear lol. Anything I can do until then?

Jack?

On topic I have found out the number to my new phone!!
I'm immune to caffeine I think.

Where's Jack?!

What do you mean you found the number?

I am getting a new phone for Christmas and I just checked it out and I found out what the number is.

Originally posted by Nod
I am getting a new phone for Christmas and I just checked it out and I found out what the number is.

Nice. 313

It is.

Its a cool phone.

I might give my number to this cute girl I have been tlaking to for a while.

How can I hint?