AbnormalButSane is now my wife...
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Blight
Whether she wants it or not
SelphieT
I see harm in this relationship.
Therefore, I'm stealing your wife.
Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Blight
Whether she wants it or not
wife stealing borat style
Faceman
I wish you both many happy times, and lots of beautiful babies...
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by SelphieT
I see harm in this relationship.
Therefore, I'm stealing your wife.
Much love, babe. 313
Nod
You want her? Crap I wanted her.
sly
TRH
Your already married.....Mormon
Blight
I've already decided on a thousand babies... no room for debate
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Blight
I've already decided on a thousand babies... no room for debate
As long as you're the one having them. 131
Blight
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
As long as you're the one having them. 131 Half and half mmm
Jack Diavolo
ill pitch in a third
Blight
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
ill pitch in a third
You want to carry one of my wifes babies?
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
kinda pwnt.
mmm
Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
mmm
precisely mmm
Jack Diavolo
actually i was thinking 333.3333 of your wifes babies
Blight
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
actually i was thinking 333.3333 of your wifes babies
And what shall I get in return?
Blight
Originally posted by guy222
best thread, buddy You shall be best man. And Godfather to about 40 of our children.
Jack Diavolo
my....brothers soul
Faceman
Originally posted by Blight
And what shall I get in return?
Keep working her, you'll eventually tire her out, and she'll have no choice but to give in...
Blight
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
my....brothers soul
Tempting... any more offers? hmm
Nod
Originally posted by Blight
Tempting... any more offers? hmm Be careful the last soul I got from him was defective.
Blight
Originally posted by Nod
Be careful the last soul I got from him was defective. Is he trying to resell souls?
Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Nod
Be careful the last soul I got from him was defective.
thats because it was actually your second cousins
Nod
Originally posted by Blight
Is he trying to resell souls?
I think so. Don't do it. Hooky gear is never good, I god good price legal souls.
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
thats because it was actually your second cousins
That might explain why our child was a bit slow.
guy222
Originally posted by Blight
You shall be best man. And Godfather to about 40 of our children.
Blight
Wedding Invitations in the mail
Jack Diavolo
i dont get mail
Blight
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
i dont get mail
Come to an elevator on 2nd and Englewood. It shall take you to Avalon. Where our reception is being held
guy222
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
i sorry
Nod
Originally posted by guy222
i sorry You have no reason to say sorry.
Blights fault.
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
You have no reason to say sorry.
Blights fault.
mmm
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
mmm You know it, I know it, Blight knows it and even Axel knows it. mmm
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Nod
You know it, I know it, Blight knows it and even Axel knows it. mmm Please, call me Axel.
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Please, call me Axel.
Axelander 313
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Axelander 313 Originally posted by Nod
Blight
I can't wait for the honeymoon mmm
Blight
Ever since I bought my wife a Sybian she has not left her room..... mmm
Spidervlad
Originally posted by Blight
Ever since I bought my wife a Sybian she has not left her room..... mmm
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/395-OWNEDLMFAO.jpg
Blight
Originally posted by Spidervlad
http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/395-OWNEDLMFAO.jpg The Sybian is now a pregnancy device, too?
McLovin
I remember her .. She had a pussy that didn't quite.
McLovin
Wasn't me ..
AR4PGt9oOto
Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Blight
Whether she wants it or not
No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH!
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH! I didn't know this was Deliverance. mmm
Blight
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH! I don't squeel
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Blight
I don't squeel
Yea you do.
Blight
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yea you do.
Only for you. blushing
McLovin
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No way boy, you're gonna bend over and SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAH!
Good times.
Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Blight
I don't squeel
No, you "SQUEAL" jackhole.
Yeah, you just got grammar owned.
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No, you "SQUEAL" jackhole.
Yeah, you just got grammer owned. I think he got "GRAMMAR" owned, Jackhole
Violent2Dope
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I think he got "GRAMMAR" owned, Jackhole Jackhole isn't a word.
Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Jackhole isn't a word.
Sure it is.
Blight
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
No, you "SQUEAL" jackhole.
Yeah, you just got grammar owned. And yet you've used it in at least two posts mmm
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Blight
Changed the Place of our wedding to Valhalla. We will have minstrels and a Rainbow Bridge to take you to us.
FoxMeister
Etipah always struck me as a wedding type place
Nod
This wedding needs beer.
AbnormalButSane
Agreed. mmm But without the wedding.
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Agreed. mmm But without the wedding.
Not for this wedding thing then huh?
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Not for this wedding thing then huh?
Let's celebrate life and stuff. mmm
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Let's celebrate life and stuff. mmm
I can do that. sly
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I can do that. sly
I have 6 pretzels left. 313
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I have 6 pretzels left. 313
You bring them I'll get the milkshakes. 131
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
You bring them I'll get the milkshakes. 131
Yummeh. 313
Nod
That reminds me wheres the cupcakes?
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
That reminds me wheres the cupcakes?
I ate them already.
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I ate them already.
You didn't wait for me?
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
You didn't wait for me?
Never 131
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Never 131
Then what did I find in your bag? sly
AbnormalButSane
shock Nothing.
Nod
I saw.
You got cupcakes. shocking
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I saw.
You got cupcakes. shocking
In the shape of Christmas trees. vin
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
In the shape of Christmas trees. vin
They had stars on them!! sly
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
They had stars on them!! sly
shock
You sure that was my bag? sly
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
shock
You sure that was my bag? sly
It might have been Blights.
sly
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
It might have been Blights.
sly
What I was just thinking. sly
Nod
He is a bit of a devil ain't he? sly
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
He is a bit of a devil ain't he? sly
Not when I'm around 313
FoxMeister
*makes whipping noise* Whuuppaaa
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Explain. sly
He's a downright gentleman. 131
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's a downright gentleman. 131
Not with me he isn't. sly
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Not with me he isn't. sly
Tell 'im who's boss. sly
Nod
Can I borrow the whip tonight? sly
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Can I borrow the whip tonight? sly
Just tonight. sly
FoxMeister
Originally posted by FoxMeister
*makes whipping noise* Whuuppaaa
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Just tonight. sly
Don't feel like sharing more often? sneaky2
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Don't feel like sharing more often? sneaky2
uhuh Damn that's a creepy smilie.
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
uhuh Damn that's a creepy smilie.
I know. Yours is kinda hot. I'm jealous. sneaky2
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I know. Yours is kinda hot. I'm jealous. sneaky2
I bet. biscuits
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I bet. biscuits
Bet you weren't expecting this.
Your hot. biscuits
But not as hot as Blight. ermm
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Bet you weren't expecting this.
Your hot. biscuits
But not as hot as Blight. ermm
Duh. Who is? biscuits
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Duh. Who is? biscuits I consider myself a close second. biscuits
Agreed?
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I consider myself a close second. biscuits
Agreed?
Meh biscuits I'll say yes since you look like Max from Across the Universe.
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Meh biscuits I'll say yes since you look like Max from Across the Universe.
I have no idea who he is.
Hotness? biscuits
AbnormalButSane
I think so. biscuits
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I think so. biscuits
I see the resemblance.
Who do you look like? biscuits
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I see the resemblance.
Who do you look like? biscuits
No one. biscuits
Nod
From what I can see you look like Ronald Mcdonald's wife.
biscuits
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
From what I can see you look like Ronald Mcdonald's wife.
biscuits
Sweet and stuff. biscuits
Nod
Very sweet.
She had nice red hair.
You got a better smile so you win. vin
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Very sweet.
She had nice red hair.
You got a better smile so you win. vin
Cause I'm awesome like that. 313
Edit: Too much time associating with Axel mmm
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Cause I'm awesome like that. 313
No one can argue with that. vin
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
No one can argue with that. vin
Oh you 131
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
You likey? vin
Yus biscuits
Nod
Me to.
Sux much? vin
We can invite Blight. biscuits
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Me to.
Sux much? vin
We can invite Blight. biscuits
I'll bring the whip. biscuits
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'll bring the whip. biscuits
I'll bring the milkshakes.
Then orgy an cupcakes afterwards. biscuits
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I'll bring the milkshakes.
Then orgy an cupcakes afterwards. biscuits
Don't we need more people for an orgy? I'll bring Selphie T. biscuits
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Don't we need more people for an orgy? I'll bring Selphie T. biscuits
I was going to improvise.
But she sounds good.
She legal? biscuits
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I was going to improvise.
But she sounds good.
She legal? biscuits
Oh shucks, I dunno. mmm
Nod
You sure you are?
I smell deceit. mmm
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
You sure you are?
I smell deceit. mmm
She looks old enough. biscuits
Nod
I haven't saw enough to judge. mmm
You neither.
AbnormalButSane
How old are you? shock
Nod
About your age.
How olds Blight? mmm
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
About your age.
How olds Blight? mmm
He's an old man. haermm
Nod
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
He's an old man. haermm
That explains the saggy butt. mmm
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
That explains the saggy butt. mmm
mmm
Nod
Not denying it I see. haermm
AbnormalButSane
haermm 'Swhat I was wondering.
Nod
Maybe he photoshopped yours into the pics I saw. ಠ_ಠ
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Maybe he photoshopped yours into the pics I saw. ಠ_ಠ
shock What?
Nod
His pics have butts.
Maybe he out yours on his. shock
I will block him on MSN for this outrage.
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
His pics have butts.
Maybe he out yours on his. shock
I will block him on MSN for this outrage.
haermm K
Nod
Where is eh today anyway?
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Where is eh today anyway?
Work srug
Nod
i shouldnt drink two beers at the same timee
AbnormalButSane
You wastrel. shock
Nod
so what is up with you today
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
so what is up with you today
What do you mean? shock
Nod
you just seem different
its good know
I like
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
you just seem different
its good know
I like
No different than usual. mmm
Nod
you sure
i need proof
*pms*
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
you sure
i need proof
*pms*
shocklaugh
Lack of sleep maybe. mmm
Nod
Maybe.
Never liked coffee but it helps.
I am trying to find pictures I swear lol. Anything I can do until then?
Jack?
On topic I have found out the number to my new phone!!
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
Maybe.
Never liked coffee but it helps.
I am trying to find pictures I swear lol. Anything I can do until then?
Jack?
On topic I have found out the number to my new phone!!
I'm immune to caffeine I think.
Where's Jack?!
What do you mean you found the number?
Nod
I am getting a new phone for Christmas and I just checked it out and I found out what the number is.
AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Nod
I am getting a new phone for Christmas and I just checked it out and I found out what the number is.
Nice. 313
Nod
It is.
Its a cool phone.
I might give my number to this cute girl I have been tlaking to for a while.
How can I hint?
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