Lmfao!

My friend wanted to buy an X-Box for himself and his kid but he was too broke so he went to a sperm donor and got enough money to buy both 360's 😱

I honestly had no idea you could get that much money for your sperm.. lulz. I'm gonna try that one day.

That's messed up though, having children running around.

..

wha'?

Having children created by your sperm, so bastards that look like you, running around someplace.

Eh, I personally wouldn't care.. I resemble most other black people already anyway; tall, overweight, big nose stunning athletic ability etc.

But where it matters most? vin

Fro much? haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
But where it matters most? vin

Fro much? haermm

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how old do you have to be?

My sperm is in high demand, I can get up to £2000 per millilitre. biscuits

Gotta try that.

So where can you do this? Just a normal clinic, or a special Sperm bank?

Damn.

I should have thought of that.

The way I jerk off, I coulda been a millionaire already.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
So where can you do this? Just a normal clinic, or a special Sperm bank?

Go into a normal bank and start fapping. Someone will pay you.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Go into a normal bank and start fapping. Someone will pay you.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
haermm I think I'll head off to Natwest in about an hour then

Tell em' it's a stick up.

Originally posted by McLovin
Tell em' it's a stick up.

That means i have Kleenex that's worth more than my 360 in my house... *orders garage sale*

Originally posted by FoxMeister
That means i have Kleenex that's worth more than my 360 in my house... *orders garage sale*

Dude, you keep the tissues? 🤨

I keep the trash bags they are in so they can be recycled mhmm

Im gonna stop using Kleenex