Lmfao!

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Blax_Hydralisk
My friend wanted to buy an X-Box for himself and his kid but he was too broke so he went to a sperm donor and got enough money to buy both 360's eek!

I honestly had no idea you could get that much money for your sperm.. lulz. I'm gonna try that one day.

silver_tears
That's messed up though, having children running around.

Blax_Hydralisk
..

wha'?

silver_tears
Having children created by your sperm, so bastards that look like you, running around someplace.

Blax_Hydralisk
Eh, I personally wouldn't care.. I resemble most other black people already anyway; tall, overweight, big nose stunning athletic ability etc.

silver_tears
But where it matters most? vin



















Fro much? haermm

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
But where it matters most? vin



















Fro much? haermm You meant his penis.

silver_tears
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WŚlshy
how old do you have to be?

Bloigen
My sperm is in high demand, I can get up to £2000 per millilitre. biscuits

Nod
Gotta try that.

The Grey Fox
So where can you do this? Just a normal clinic, or a special Sperm bank?

McLovin
Damn.

I should have thought of that.

The way I jerk off, I coulda been a millionaire already.

Bloigen
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
So where can you do this? Just a normal clinic, or a special Sperm bank?

Go into a normal bank and start fapping. Someone will pay you.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Bloigen
Go into a normal bank and start fapping. Someone will pay you.
haermm I think I'll head off to Natwest in about an hour then

McLovin
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
haermm I think I'll head off to Natwest in about an hour then

Tell em' it's a stick up.

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by McLovin
Tell em' it's a stick up.
haermm

FoxMeister
That means i have Kleenex that's worth more than my 360 in my house... *orders garage sale*

Bloigen
Originally posted by FoxMeister
That means i have Kleenex that's worth more than my 360 in my house... *orders garage sale*

Dude, you keep the tissues? What the f**k?

FoxMeister
I keep the trash bags they are in so they can be recycled mhmm

Im gonna stop using Kleenex

WŚlshy
'i need another cup'

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