Perry White vs. J. Jonah Jameson

Assume there's a Marvel/DC crossover and both of their papers are competing to cover the event. Which one can outsell the other?

JJJ

Jameson puts a hit out on White.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Jameson puts a hit out on White.

$1 Million Dollars. 😄

Originally posted by WhiteWitchKing
$1 Million Dollars. 😄

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Originally posted by Val

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That's the guy JJJ's hiring to rape Perry. 😄

Everyone has a price for the Million Dollar Man

Originally posted by Inhuman

Tentacle rape!

And is that suppose to be webbing coming out of Peter's arms? ninjafist

Originally posted by Bad Ash231
Tentacle rape!

And is that suppose to be webbing coming out of Peter's arms? ninjafist

Tentacle rape was what I was aiming at with that pic.
Shuma Gorath would be huge in japan.

Originally posted by Inhuman

Tentacoo Wape !

That battle-suit was crushed by She-Hulk.

Seriously however. Perry wins this. He's a nice guy, has loyal staff and several Pulitzer winners under his employ. JJJ is a dick and will invariably blame Parker somehow (Universes collide....and it's all Spidermans fault ! )

Originally posted by Inhuman
Shuma Gorath would be huge in japan.

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You've made me spill my drink you bastich!