Bruce Lee runs the Kingpin gauntlet !

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grey fox
This is bending reality a little bit, but let us suspend disbelief and believe everything Lee did in Enter the Dragon and Way of the Dragon actually happened. Yes Bruce Lee now moonlights as a batman esque crime fighter, if he can be that ripped, an excellent philosopher and kick Chuck Norris's ass then I think he do whatever the hell he likes !

Anyway, back to the point. Lee somehow discovers Kingpins evil syndicate of thugs and super-powered cronies and gets pissed off. REALLY pissed off.

It's time to bring some pain !

1) 3 Skinny crack addicts (unarmed)
2) 5 Skinny crack addicts armed with switch blades
3) 10 skinny crack addicts armed with Baseball bats
4) 4 muscled thugs with knuckledusters
5) 10 muscled thugs (unarmed)
6) 15 muscled thugs armed with truncheons
7) Joe Chill* with a revolver
8) Bullseye armed with a single throwing knife
9) Kingpin

Location : (1-5) Hells Kitchen, (6-7) New York, (8-9) Top of the empire state building.

Stipulations : No PIS, No CIS, Bruce gets a weapon for every two rounds he completes. They are : Tonfa, Nunchucks, Quiang (Chinese Spear) and a Saber. Each weapon can be switched out for the other at will.


Can 'the Dragon' clear this gauntlet ?



*Or any random guy with a revolver, Joe is just more memorable though.

Alfheim
He gets to 8.

Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by Alfheim
He gets to 8. If Bullseye misses... then I can't see him win.

mr.smiley
Fedor would get farther.

Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by mr.smiley
Fedor would get farther. ****ing right!

Furion
Bruce Lee kicks fatty out of the building

JediSamuraiMRB
Originally posted by grey fox
This is bending reality a little bit, but let us suspend disbelief and believe everything Lee did in Enter the Dragon and Way of the Dragon actually happened. Yes Bruce Lee now moonlights as a batman esque crime fighter, if he can be that ripped, an excellent philosopher and kick Chuck Norris's ass then I think he do whatever the hell he likes !

Anyway, back to the point. Lee somehow discovers Kingpins evil syndicate of thugs and super-powered cronies and gets pissed off. REALLY pissed off.

It's time to bring some pain !

1) 3 Skinny crack addicts (unarmed)
2) 5 Skinny crack addicts armed with switch blades
3) 10 skinny crack addicts armed with Baseball bats
4) 4 muscled thugs with knuckledusters
5) 10 muscled thugs (unarmed)
6) 15 muscled thugs armed with truncheons
7) Joe Chill* with a revolver
8) Bullseye armed with a single throwing knife
9) Kingpin

Location : (1-5) Hells Kitchen, (6-7) New York, (8-9) Top of the empire state building.

Stipulations : No PIS, No CIS, Bruce gets a weapon for every two rounds he completes. They are : Tonfa, Nunchucks, Quiang (Chinese Spear) and a Saber. Each weapon can be switched out for the other at will.


Can 'the Dragon' clear this gauntlet ?



*Or any random guy with a revolver, Joe is just more memorable though.


Bruce Lee survives, gets to and destroys Fisk

celestialdemon
If Bruce doesn't start in close range, then Joe Chill with the revolver would win.

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