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I, Ruby the greatest troll of KMC have returned, I have fought with Internet gods and come back to where it all started. You have cot used to fail trolls like that looser the Judge and that bigger loser Whirlywhatever. I am now back at KMC to show them and you what trolling is.

Prepare for the red precious gem of trolling.

Ruby is here you conformist sheep.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
I, Ruby the greatest troll of KMC have returned, I have fought with Internet gods and come back to where it all started. You have cot used to fail trolls like that looser the Judge and that bigger loser Whirlywhatever. I am now back at KMC to show them and you what trolling is.

Prepare for the red precious gem of trolling.

Ruby is here you conformist sheep.

baa baa sheepy sheep.

Ruby is back........

You are corrupt and must be brought down.

Red precious gem of trolling?

G-HEY!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c2/Not-again-picard2.jpg
Not this shit again.

What a good joke! You should do stand up!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Red precious gem of trolling?

G-HEY! He's talking about his balls vin

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c2/Not-again-picard2.jpg
Not this shit again.

****

How many of these ****ing pointless threads are you going to make?

someone a sockie

dont let the door hit you.....

Originally posted by Dustin
How many of these ****ing pointless threads are you going to make? as many as it takes for him to think he is important,which in reality he never will be

he's got spirit... i'll give him that.

You are all Ghey

la who la zer.

If you are Ruby, which you are not Judge, tell me: what is his catchphrase?

Originally posted by TRH
as many as it takes for him to think he is important,which in reality he never will be Quick, tell him he is important then, so he'll quit the shit already.

on your way OUT!!!

Ruby; Ruby; Ruby; Ruby
Do ya; Do ya; Do ya; Do ya
Know what your doing, doing to me?
Ruby; Ruby; Ruby; Ruby

Ruby ruby ruby so-ho!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
la who la zer.

This forum changed and you need to have an email to join because of me.

You are the loosers not Ruby!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Ruby; Ruby; Ruby; Ruby
Do ya; Do ya; Do ya; Do ya
Know what your doing, doing to me?
Ruby; Ruby; Ruby; Ruby

Originally posted by Disco Jack
This forum changed and you need to have an email to join because of me.

You are the loosers not Ruby! learn to spell?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
learn to spell?

Originally posted by Disco Jack
This forum changed and you need to have an email to join because of me.

You are the loosers not Ruby! dear god, don't start with the 3rd person shit for brains.

kasier cheifs rule

why isnt that dick banned yet?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi


They're lyrics..

hey, is there an echo in here?

If you a scared moth****er go to church

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hey, is there an echo in here?

THIS SHITTY SOCK IS A FAKE! I AM RUBY, NOT HIM! HE IS THE JUDGE! LISTEN TO ME, RUBY HAS A PURPOSE! YOU SHALL KNOW WHEN RUBY IS TROLLING. THIS IS NOT HIM. I AM!

Okay? lol

how come its so easy to troll?

oh dear lord,this is just sad

my GOD there are TWO of them.

****ING HELL! You are wrong! This Judge! That is why his location is Berlin! Judge is scared that RUby might outdo him, so he is Socking a Sock to look better! I am the real RUby, never forget that!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
my GOD there are TWO of them.

God! They are crawling through the forums. O__O It is a troll take over!

nobody cares

Originally posted by seanbondman007
****ING HELL! You are wrong! This Judge! That is why his location is Berlin! Judge is scared that RUby might outdo him, so he is Socking a Sock to look better! I am the real RUby, never forget that! Judge=Ruby=Baa baa black sheep.

Where's gandalf when you need him

I am Ruby, Judge you stupid ghey danish fool. Your English is so bad everyone knows it's you.

Originally posted by Furion
Where's gandalf when you need him SHUT the **** UP Furion, you ****ING SUCK!

Originally posted by Disco Jack
I am Ruby, Judge you stupid ghey danish fool. Your English is so bad everyone knows it's you. God, at least learn to act. >.<


but you aren't really mean. You've been nice...so...keep being nice? hmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
my GOD there are TWO of them. No! There is only one Ruby! ME! I was here in 2004. I got many security mesures in KMC put up. I am him, not this crappy loser.

God****in' damnit.

maybe ruby is judge

dun dun dun

Originally posted by Disco Jack
I am Ruby, Judge you stupid ghey danish fool. Your English is so bad everyone knows it's you. Ruby would never say 'ghey'. What kind of idiot says that? Listen Judge, I don't care if you want to troll under my name. It gives me prestige and things. So go ahead, continue.

I think Jan 1st is Official Sock Day.

Jesus walked into a bar, threw down some nails and said, "put me up for the night".

I am Ruby, you sheep, I can do stand up and troll.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
SHUT the **** UP Furion, you ****ING SUCK!

You sure do sound like ruby.. hmm

Interesting mmm

Indeed I do babe. You still drunk? Cutey.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
Jesus walked into a bar, threw down some nails and said, "put me up for the night".

I am Ruby, you sheep, I can do stand up and troll.

Stand up? Ah dang, you aren't a paraplegic?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
You sure do sound like ruby.. hmm

Interesting mmm See Piggle? it is me! I explained to you yesterday who I was

herbeyes

Originally posted by Disco Jack
Indeed I do babe. You still drunk? Cutey. Goddamn this guy's done his research.

Chevy Chase

SHUT the **** UP gaybondman007, you ****ING SUCK!

Wow.

The guy who hates me most is real.

This is rediculous. He's getting the idea of Ruby completely wrong.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
Indeed I do babe. You still drunk? Cutey.

Imposter!!!

Originally posted by seanbondman007
See Piggle? it is me! I explained to you yesterday who I was

Yup haermm

Originally posted by Furion
The guy who hates me most is real. LISTEN YOU CLOUD ****ING SEPHIROTH FANBOY, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! LORD OF THE RINGS? IT ****ING SUCKS OK?? YOU CAN GET YOUR KUNG FU CRAP ON ME WHENEVER YOU WANT DICKWAD! YOU ****ING SUCK!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Imposter!!!


haermm flirt

Dan Akroyd.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
LISTEN YOU CLOUD ****ING SEPHIROTH FANBOY, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! LORD OF THE RINGS? IT ****ING SUCKS OK?? YOU CAN GET YOUR KUNG FU CRAP ON ME WHENEVER YOU WANT DICKWAD! YOU ****ING SUCK!
My thoughts are turning towards this guy.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
LISTEN YOU CLOUD ****ING SEPHIROTH FANBOY, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! LORD OF THE RINGS? IT ****ING SUCKS OK?? YOU CAN GET YOUR KUNG FU CRAP ON ME WHENEVER YOU WANT DICKWAD! YOU ****ING SUCK!

Cockblocker.

Shame Korri is not here

I am Ruby, you know my secret password Piggle

Adam Sandler

Originally posted by Clovie
Shame Korri is not here Clovie! I remember you. If Korri was here, I wonder what they'd think of me coming back? Do they even remember me after all this time?

Originally posted by Disco Jack
I am Ruby, you know my secret password Piggle I know it. It is FAWKOFF.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
flirt

eyes

Originally posted by Disco Jack
I am Ruby, you know my secret password Piggle

Storm...

Dan Forden

Originally posted by Disco Jack
I am Ruby, you know my secret password Piggle Give up, Judge. You failed. You don't know why I troll. It's not for laughs or anything. It's for a better reason. And a troll like you would never realise how much good I've done because of my trolling.

SHUT the **** UP Furion, you ****ING SUCK!

He's a very good troll. Best Troll ever.

Ooh, competition.

TOASTY B1TCH

Originally posted by Disco Jack
SHUT the **** UP Furion, you ****ING SUCK!

Sol Valentine?

I Ruby am a legend, I have battled internet gods. My socking skills are second to none. I bring enlightenment with my socking. I am also Slipknot.

Both of you sick anyway.

I only bring enlightenment with my trolling. Judge you could never comprehend the goals of one such as I, you fool.

No. I was not SlipknoT. I remember saying those things, Judge, they were jokes. You think I believe myself an 'Internet Legend'? No, I am not, and neither are you. You'll never be able to impersonate me.

Gilda Radner

You simply cannot comprehend my motivations. I am Ruby, I am on a plane beyond you Judge.

Give it up Judge. This whole 'Ruby' thing has really shaken you up. It made you want to pretend to be someone who you thought was better than you. Don't you realise? We're both pretty sad people. But I do it for a reason you will never understand, or know.

Time to take this thread off topic

We're now talking about Grass

Originally posted by seanbondman007
Clovie! I remember you. If Korri was here, I wonder what they'd think of me coming back? Do they even remember me after all this time? I think she would... If I do...

TROLL FIGHT!

giggle00

Bullshit. My motivations are simple. But you seem to think they are something that they are not.

There will be no Grass eating. This means you, Ralph.

Sheep graze on grass!

Grass is very nutritional.

Grass is green

Originally posted by Clovie
I think she would... If I do... Cool, I always wanted to know if there was someone on KMC who actually remembered me.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/grass2.jpg

My motivations cannot be as simple as yours, I agree Judge.

TROLL FIGHT! !!!!! !111 *throws popcorn*

Stop talking about sheep.

SHUT the **** UP Furion, you ****ING SUCK!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/RyeGrass.jpg

Originally posted by seanbondman007
Stop talking about sheep.

Is it getting you horny Judge?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/grass2.jpg

If you fry it, the flavors will be more intensified.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
My motivations cannot be as simple as yours, I agree Judge. I, Ruby, have simple motivations for trolling, but ones you could not comprehend.

I'M GOING TO F*** UP YOUR S*** B****

THREAD DERAILED

WE NOW TALK ABOUT GARRET MORRIS

YAY!

Originally posted by Disco Jack
Is it getting you horny Judge? You're boring me now.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
I, Ruby, have simple motivations for trolling, but ones you could not comprehend.

stop copying what I say Judge, it's getting annoying. You fear me, I can see that.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Trppnclark1167/garrett-morris.jpg

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
If you fry it, the flavors will be more intensified.
Bet it tastes like chocolate

Originally posted by seanbondman007
You're boring me now.

Yes Judge as I said yesterday you are a phail troll. Kthnxbai

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
THREAD DERAILED

WE NOW TALK ABOUT GARRET MORRIS Good work Axel, it was getting boring anyway. So who is Garret Morris?

Originally posted by seanbondman007
Good work Axel, it was getting boring anyway. So who is Garret Morris? You don't know who Garret Morris is?!

Kids these days.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
stop copying what I say Judge, it's getting annoying. You fear me, I can see that. Go away, we're talking about Garret Morris now.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
Cool, I always wanted to know if there was someone on KMC who actually remembered me. same here

I'd let you use my phone, but I don't have one.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You don't know who Garret Morris is?!

Kids these days. I know, it's terrible. So you going to tell me who he is?

Originally posted by seanbondman007
Good work Axel, it was getting boring anyway. So who is Garret Morris?

You are a comformist sheep at heart Judge. You want to be forum members friend. Unlike I, the great Ruby!

Originally posted by seanbondman007
Ruby would never say 'ghey'. What kind of idiot says that? Listen Judge, I don't care if you want to troll under my name. It gives me prestige and things. So go ahead, continue.

Proof you are the Judge, you want prestige! I Ruby have simpler, cleaner motivations.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
Proof you are the Judge, you want prestige! I Ruby have simpler, cleaner motivations. Which are?

Originally posted by Furion
Bet it tastes like chocolate

Close, but it tasted like milk.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Which are?


I am an extremely benevolent troll. Ispread wisdom and do go deeds. You would not understand this.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
You are a comformist sheep at heart Judge. You want to be forum members friend. Unlike I, the great Ruby! No, I know my boundries and when and when not to troll. There's no point in trolling at the moment.

Cause it makes no sense.

Originally posted by Disco Jack
I am an extremely benevolent troll. Ispread wisdom and do go deeds. You would not understand this. No, I wouldn't understand the reason for someone who is unwanted to keep coming back to a place where that said person is obviously hated. Makes no sense to me. I guess its just for that person to get off his own jollies and feel better about himself.

I'm going to say that person should do a murder/suicide. It would be more memorable.

You climax at night?

You are not Ruby, I have met Ruby and you share none of his traits.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
No, I know my boundries and when and when not to troll. There's no point in trolling at the moment.

You are a comformist and you are conceding with that post Judge.

I, Ruby claim the victory and retain my spot as all time greatest troll on KMC.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
I know, it's terrible. So you going to tell me who he is? He's an actor. Used to be on Saturday Night Live.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
No, I wouldn't understand the reason for someone who is unwanted to keep coming back to a place where that said person is obviously hated. Makes no sense to me. I guess its just for that person to get off his own jollies and feel better about himself.

I'm going to say that person should do a murder/suicide. It would be more memorable. Hey Axel, that's Judge. I would tell you why I do it but not yet, I will at the end of the new year. Not so many people hate me, actually, since I can be socialble and things when I want to.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
No, I wouldn't understand the reason for someone who is unwanted to keep coming back to a place where that said person is obviously hated. Makes no sense to me. I guess its just for that person to get off his own jollies and feel better about himself.

I'm going to say that person should do a murder/suicide. It would be more memorable.

That is bcause you are an intellectual midget, unlike the red, precious one!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
You are not Ruby, I have met Ruby and you share none of his traits.

Hello.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
You are not Ruby, I have met Ruby and you share none of his traits. And what about me, Darkhalen? I must apologise for the site I linked you to, that was very rude of me. I had reason to do so, which in time I shall tell you.

Originally posted by seanbondman007
Hey Axel, that's Judge. I would tell you why I do it but not yet, I will at the end of the new year. Not so many people hate me, actually, since I can be socialble and things when I want to. Why waste your time? Why wait until the end of the year to tell everyone when we'll all forget or be gone by then. Seems like a waste of a life, IMO

I will now pwn you like I pwn all trolls, you are a floppy-wristed cock-sucking worthless maggot, you pretend to hate Furion, but when you go to bed you cry and cut yourself over the fact that you will never be with him, you try to act big and tough by typing in all caps, when you are really a 70 pound mama's boy who is still breastfed because you don't want mommy to abandon you like your dad did, and your mom crys at night knowing what a useless son she has, and is in the process of killing herself right now.

EDIT: GODDAMN IT! HE WAS BANNED!

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I will now pwn you like I pwn all trolls, you are a floppy-wristed cock-sucking worthless maggot, you pretend to hate Furion, but when you go to bed you cry and cut yourself over the fact that you will never be with him, you try to act big and tough by typing in all caps, when you are really a 70 pound mama's boy who is still breastfed because you don't want mommy to abandon you like your dad did, and your mom crys at night knowing what a useless son she has, and is in the process of killing herself right now.

EDIT: GODDAMN IT! HE WAS BANNED! Yeah, alright V2D. Internet tough guy For the fail

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Why waste your time? Why wait until the end of the year to tell everyone when we'll all forget or be gone by then. Seems like a waste of a life, IMO I guess so. I'll tell you all in a thread soon enough. But seriously, don't get the Judge and me mixed up, you'll be able to tell when it's me.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Yeah, alright V2D. Internet tough guy For the fail I am tough! estahuh

Woah wait a miniute there are two who claim to be Ruby?

And SV hello to you to, how are you today?

Originally posted by seanbondman007
I guess so. I'll tell you all in a thread soon enough. But seriously, don't get the Judge and me mixed up, you'll be able to tell when it's me. You're not AS annoying as the rest of the sock/trolls.

I've just completely lost interest. I don't really care what you kids do anymore.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I will now pwn you like I pwn all trolls, you are a floppy-wristed cock-sucking worthless maggot, you pretend to hate Furion, but when you go to bed you cry and cut yourself over the fact that you will never be with him, you try to act big and tough by typing in all caps, when you are really a 70 pound mama's boy who is still breastfed because you don't want mommy to abandon you like your dad did, and your mom crys at night knowing what a useless son she has, and is in the process of killing herself right now.

EDIT: GODDAMN IT! HE WAS BANNED!

LULZ

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
He's an actor. Used to be on Saturday Night Live. I probably know him, just not his name. That's a picture of him up there right?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I will now pwn you like I pwn all trolls, you are a floppy-wristed cock-sucking worthless maggot, you pretend to hate Furion, but when you go to bed you cry and cut yourself over the fact that you will never be with him, you try to act big and tough by typing in all caps, when you are really a 70 pound mama's boy who is still breastfed because you don't want mommy to abandon you like your dad did, and your mom crys at night knowing what a useless son she has, and is in the process of killing herself right now.

EDIT: GODDAMN IT! HE WAS BANNED!

Originally posted by seanbondman007
I probably know him, just not his name. That's a picture of him up there right? Yep

Who is Ruby? Another useless piece of epic phailer?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I will now pwn you like I pwn all trolls, you are a floppy-wristed cock-sucking worthless maggot, you pretend to hate Furion, but when you go to bed you cry and cut yourself over the fact that you will never be with him, you try to act big and tough by typing in all caps, when you are really a 70 pound mama's boy who is still breastfed because you don't want mommy to abandon you like your dad did, and your mom crys at night knowing what a useless son she has, and is in the process of killing herself right now.

EDIT: GODDAMN IT! HE WAS BANNED! That was really funny, but the only fail point is, it's the wrong guy. I'm the guy who pretended to hate Furion and stuff. You were saying that to Judge! So perhaps you should say it the real one, now.