Last illegal thing you did and when

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Smoked some pot two days ago.

Majestikaus
Ran a red light Nov last year n got in a car accident cuz of it sad

Uh-oh! That's a bad one, haven't ran a red light before...

Majestikaus
yea my nerves where shot to hell afta n couldn't go to work...sucked sad

Impediment
Parked in a handicapped space while I ran in & out of a Walgreen's pharmacy store about a week ago.

Outbound
You're all reported to the cops mmm

Impediment
Originally posted by Outbound
You're all reported to the cops mmm

Do it, and I'll report you to NAMBLA! shakefist

Outbound
Originally posted by Impediment
Do it, and I'll report you to NAMBLA! shakefist

You cant catch me, Im the gingerbread man angryshakefist

Impediment
Originally posted by Outbound
You cant catch me, Im the gingerbread man angryshakefist

I'll bite it off, then I'll enjoy a glass of banana milk. evil face

Outbound
Originally posted by Impediment
I'll bite it off, then I'll enjoy a glass of banana milk. evil face

The penis? sly

faraday
I stole books from a bookstore lol

Impediment
Originally posted by Outbound
The penis? sly

No, your vagina. dur

Outbound
Originally posted by Impediment
No, your vagina. dur

NOT THE VAG scared

Impediment
Yes. The Vaj. evillaugh

SoylentBlue
I feel stupidly law-abiding all of a sudden.

Outbound
Originally posted by Impediment
Yes. The Vaj. evillaugh

You're a monster weep

Impediment
Originally posted by Outbound
You're a monster weep

I am what I eat. 131

Outbound
Originally posted by Impediment
I am what I eat. 131

A penis? 131

SoylentBlue
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/mmm.gif

Impediment
Originally posted by Outbound
A penis? 131

You win this round, Aussie! shakefist

Outbound
evillaugh

Wild-Cherry
I used a plate twice over in a buffet. smart

( It's illegal here; God knows why stick out tongue )

McLovin
Drugs.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I used a plate twice over in a buffet. smart

( It's illegal here; God knows why stick out tongue ) That's not only a crime by law, that's a crime agaisnt moral standards and decency. FOR SHAME!

Because I can
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I used a plate twice over in a buffet. smart

( It's illegal here; God knows why stick out tongue )
dear lord, is it?!?!
well i had sex when i wasnt meant to stick out tongue
am i the goodest of you all?

Blue_Hefner
I burned a Cd a few weeks ago confused

Because I can
Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
I burned a Cd a few weeks ago confused
aw bless big grin

Outbound
I DOWNLOADED AN MP3 shock

Because I can
why are you up so late?

Wild-Cherry

Outbound
Originally posted by Because I can
why are you up so late?

How do you know what the time is for me? sly

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
How do you know what the time is for me? sly
smile sillyhead i live in australia too

Because I can
*just dont look out your window now..... ninja*

Outbound
Originally posted by Because I can
smile sillyhead i live in australia too

Maybe I live in Perth and its only 12am em_sexy_girl

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
Maybe I live in Perth and its only 12am em_sexy_girl
WOW you guys are 2 hours behind us!!
ha
no wonder its the arse end of australia stick out tongue
QLDs an hour behind
and we even have daylight savings

Outbound
Originally posted by Because I can
WOW you guys are 2 hours behind us!!
ha
no wonder its the arse end of australia stick out tongue
QLDs an hour behind
and we even have daylight savings

Maybe I dont live in Perth and its 2amsly

Why are you up so late? sly

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
Maybe I dont live in Perth and its 2amsly

Why are you up so late? sly
cause i'm outside your window ninja



Everything makes sense now smile you're Mist
haha
its been so long since i've been on KMC...

Outbound
Stalkershock

The one and only mist

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
Stalkershock

The one and only mist
big grin so you are

so i am big grin
its something like 12:54 in perth or smething smile innit?

Outbound
Originally posted by Because I can
big grin so you are

so i am big grin
its something like 12:54 in perth or smething smile innit?

I dunno, I dont live there mistsrug

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
I dunno, I dont live there mistsrug
haha
ninja where DO you live? huh? HUh?!

Outbound
Originally posted by Because I can
haha
ninja where DO you live? huh? HUh?!

Behind you sly

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
Behind you sly
wouldnt surprise me if you lived next door to me

i know where K.D lives ninja

Outbound
Originally posted by Because I can
wouldnt surprise me if you lived next door to me

i know where K.D lives ninja

I do, I can see you from here vin

I bet you go over his house everyday sly

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
I do, I can see you from here vin

I bet you go over his house everyday sly
i can see it when you turn your bathroom lights on
so please keep em off stick out tongue
unless you WANT me purrrrving on you whip

Outbound
*turns on* Finger slipped.blush2

Because I can
Originally posted by Outbound
*turns on* Finger slipped.blush2
smile
well i'm off to sleep
so either be constipated on the toilet or turn the light off happy

... or join me wink

Outbound
Im off to bed too sleepy

Because I can
night!

Furion
I stole a cowboy hat hen I was 3.

Kelly_Bean
I won't say, they have my IP address here. laughing out loud

Wålshy
Originally posted by Furion
I stole a cowboy hat hen I was 3. thank god for statue of limitations

Leo.M
Got drunk on new years, and shot off some fireworks in the woods... while drunk. laughcry Grate time, almost pissed myself laughing.

AbnormalButSane
Drank with a police officer on New Years

Impediment
I burn CD's constantly.

I be a pirate.


Arrr.

Nod
Originally posted by Impediment
I burn CD's constantly.

I be a pirate.


Arrr.

*Reports*

Impediment
Originally posted by Nod
*Reports*

131wank

Nod
happywank

Impediment
"Piracy" the FBI calls it. stick out tongue

Grinning Goku
Masturbated without lube. If that ain' illegal, it should be.

Nod
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Masturbated without lube. If that ain' illegal, it should be. I don't and I am fine.

Grinning Goku
Cock rash much?

SoylentBlue
*shudder*

Blight
I murdered 12 immigrants three days ago no expression

Discos
^^ mmm.....

anyways, occassional drive to a football match the day after I have been drinking. I am sure I am over the limit but risk it anyway.

Broke into a child play centre to mess around in the ball pit and the big slide, got caught an arrested. 4 years ago I believe.

Dustin [Tsure]
I had oral sex with my girlfriend on new years. no expression

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Dustin
I had oral sex with my girlfriend on new years. no expression

How's that illegal? Is she twelve? sly

Ashestoashesjc
F--ked with some 20 year old guy two days ago, condomless, on a construction site, with roches.

no expression (Yeah, you wish)

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
How's that illegal? Is she twelve? sly Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by Dustin
Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.

Not in my state...
WTF do you live, ****? mmm

Because I can
Originally posted by Dustin
Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.
Wow is it really!?
thats CRAZY...no expression

Discos
^^ that is crazy, why the hell would that be illegal. I can't think of anything sexual that is illegal in Scotland. Unless it involves under 16's or animals.

I drove without a seatbelt for about 6 seconds today, I have a massive phob about seatbelts, they MUST be worn.

Discos - 2008 might be an oral-sex-free year for me

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Discos


Discos - 2008 might be an oral-sex-free year for me boo.

Because I can
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
boo.
nah orals a tad gross erm
well... for girls to give it
my opinion. no expression

((The_Anomaly))
I stole a crocodile and fed live Albanian children too it....but that was like last week, its in the past, no harm done really.

FoxMeister
3 words: women sex dumping



not necessarily in that order

McLovin
Drugs.

FoxMeister
Giving or taking?

McLovin
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Giving or taking?

Both.

I get high on my supply.

Jack Diavolo
i defaced school property, apparently illegal

FoxMeister
I stole someones virginity...

McLovin
Originally posted by FoxMeister
I stole someones virginity...

What was his name?

FoxMeister
You probably know him

McLovin
Originally posted by FoxMeister
You probably know him

If I did I woulda stole it first.

FoxMeister
Originally posted by McLovin
If I did I woulda stole it first.

Well virginity to a man

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Because I can
nah orals a tad gross erm
well... for girls to give it
my opinion. no expression I don't like recieving it all that much, but I love giving it to girl. shifty

Wålshy
i stole a free gift card

FoxMeister

Dustin [Tsure]

Reverend Axel
Originally posted by Dustin
I stole your mom's virginity. no expression So many things wrong with that statement. I don't even think you realize.

Wålshy
Originally posted by Dustin
I stole your mom's virginity. no expression
Originally posted by FoxMeister
peaches Welshys mum is a whore

no expression

Dustin [Tsure]
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
So many things wrong with that statement. I don't even think you realize. Where did you come from!? You scared the jeebus out of me. no expression

Discos
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
boo.

yup, the decision is not by choice...I WANT the oral, yeeeeah!

erm, I got asked to deliver cooked breakfasts to a bed and breakfast today, and I kept 1 to myself and ate it. I was SWEEEEEEET. Cooked food always tastes better when someone else makes it.

I'll post tomorrow about my next illegal activity.

Because I can
no expression
i did it yesterday

Discos
oral? nice.

Sometimes I hate giving oral, it depends whether I am in the mood and yeah it is disgusting most of the time.

Because I can
nah not oral smile
well.. i didnt give it stick out tongue
haha
i hate giving it
i have a gag reflex that wont cease
but i'm fine with that erm
he can do it all he wants but meh

Discos
yeah? I love giving the "use" of my finger(s), but thats another story.

so what did you do yesterday?

McLovin
Originally posted by Dustin
I don't like recieving it all that much, but I love giving it to girl. shifty

You pussy.

Discos
one time a chick went to the toilet right before we had oral, no expression before it went ahead i said TO F*CK WITH THAAAT.

never been the same after that.

Discos - I parked on double yellow lines this afternoon, right next to a set of traffic lights.

((The_Anomaly))
Originally posted by Because I can
nah not oral smile
well.. i didnt give it stick out tongue
haha
i hate giving it
i have a gag reflex that wont cease
but i'm fine with that erm
he can do it all he wants but meh

Well, all I can say is don't expect to receive what you don't give. big grin

FoxMeister
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
Well, all I can say is don't expect to receive what you don't give. big grin

Well thats pretty much obvious

Discos
looked at a chick under the age of consent.

McLovin
Originally posted by Discos
looked at a chick under the age of consent.

haermm

Discos
^^ hehe, nowt wrong with it. Look but dont touch, thats what it says in my book.

erm, aint done anything illegal since about 6pm or so. I am usually a day-time rule breaker.

Naz
I sped on the way home.

Blight
I fellated an elephant shock

Discos
^^ okay doke....moving on

Blight
Originally posted by Discos
^^ okay doke....moving on It is illegal, isn't it?

Neo Darkhalen
Is destroying a planet full of inhabitants illegal?

chillmeistergen
Smoked some ganj last night.

Discos
erm, I aint exactly sure if it's legal or not. haha.

Blight
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Is destroying a planet full of inhabitants illegal? No... And you only did that in your mind. You are a false idol no expression

Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Blight
No... And you only did that in your mind. You are a false idol no expression

Not really, I am the god of darkness and destruction, I need evil and despair to fuel me, I sort of came foul of my god post.

Blight
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Not really, I am the god of darkness and destruction, I need evil and despair to fuel me, I sort of came foul of my god post. Lies. In order to maintain godhood one must obtain believers....

Neo Darkhalen
Anyone who hates or kills, belong to me.

Blight
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Anyone who hates or kills, belong to me. Not if they don't believe in you. Without their beliefs... you become nothing.

bodach
Smoked weed with my neighbour.

If it's there, I smoke it, but I don't seek it out. Weed has to come to me for me to smoke it.

Discos
^^ good preach on the weed man,

erm, WOW angel i aint broke shit since I woke this morning.

JacopeX
I egged peoples houses when I was 11. smile

Discos
I usually do that when my eggs have went bad, I can directly hit around 6 houses from my back garden.

Because I can
Originally posted by Discos
I usually do that when my eggs have went bad, I can directly hit around 6 houses from my back garden.
lol
nice

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