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Smoked some pot two days ago.

Ran a red light Nov last year n got in a car accident cuz of it

Uh-oh! That's a bad one, haven't ran a red light before...

yea my nerves where shot to hell afta n couldn't go to work...sucked

Parked in a handicapped space while I ran in & out of a Walgreen's pharmacy store about a week ago.

You're all reported to the cops mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
You're all reported to the cops mmm

Do it, and I'll report you to NAMBLA! shakefist

Originally posted by Impediment
Do it, and I'll report you to NAMBLA! shakefist

You cant catch me, Im the gingerbread man angryshakefist

Originally posted by Outbound
You cant catch me, Im the gingerbread man angryshakefist

I'll bite it off, then I'll enjoy a glass of banana milk.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'll bite it off, then I'll enjoy a glass of banana milk.

The penis? sly

I stole books from a bookstore lol

Originally posted by Outbound
The penis? sly

No, your vagina. dur

Originally posted by Impediment
No, your vagina. dur

NOT THE VAG scared

Yes. The Vaj. evillaugh

I feel stupidly law-abiding all of a sudden.

Originally posted by Impediment
Yes. The Vaj. evillaugh

You're a monster weep

Originally posted by Outbound
You're a monster weep

I am what I eat. 131

Originally posted by Impediment
I am what I eat. 131

A penis? 131

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/mmm.gif

Originally posted by Outbound
A penis? 131

You win this round, Aussie! shakefist

evillaugh

I used a plate twice over in a buffet.

( It's illegal here; God knows why )

Drugs.

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I used a plate twice over in a buffet.

( It's illegal here; God knows why ) That's not only a crime by law, that's a crime agaisnt moral standards and decency. FOR SHAME!

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I used a plate twice over in a buffet.

( It's illegal here; God knows why )
dear lord, is it?!?!
well i had sex when i wasnt meant to
am i the goodest of you all?

I burned a Cd a few weeks ago

Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
I burned a Cd a few weeks ago
aw bless

I DOWNLOADED AN MP3 shock

why are you up so late?

Originally posted by Because I can
why are you up so late?

How do you know what the time is for me? sly

Originally posted by Outbound
How do you know what the time is for me? sly
sillyhead i live in australia too

*just dont look out your window now..... *

Originally posted by Because I can
sillyhead i live in australia too

Maybe I live in Perth and its only 12am em_sexy_girl

Originally posted by Outbound
Maybe I live in Perth and its only 12am em_sexy_girl
WOW you guys are 2 hours behind us!!
ha
no wonder its the arse end of australia
QLDs an hour behind
and we even have daylight savings

Originally posted by Because I can
WOW you guys are 2 hours behind us!!
ha
no wonder its the arse end of australia
QLDs an hour behind
and we even have daylight savings

Maybe I dont live in Perth and its 2amsly

Why are you up so late? sly

Originally posted by Outbound
Maybe I dont live in Perth and its 2amsly

Why are you up so late? sly
cause i'm outside your window



Everything makes sense now you're Mist
haha
its been so long since i've been on KMC...

Stalkershock

The one and only mist

Originally posted by Outbound
Stalkershock

The one and only mist
so you are

so i am
its something like 12:54 in perth or smething innit?

Originally posted by Because I can
so you are

so i am
its something like 12:54 in perth or smething innit?

I dunno, I dont live there mistsrug

Originally posted by Outbound
I dunno, I dont live there mistsrug
haha
where DO you live? huh? HUh?!

Originally posted by Because I can
haha
where DO you live? huh? HUh?!

Behind you sly

Originally posted by Outbound
Behind you sly
wouldnt surprise me if you lived next door to me

i know where K.D lives

Originally posted by Because I can
wouldnt surprise me if you lived next door to me

i know where K.D lives

I do, I can see you from here vin

I bet you go over his house everyday sly

Originally posted by Outbound
I do, I can see you from here vin

I bet you go over his house everyday sly
i can see it when you turn your bathroom lights on
so please keep em off
unless you WANT me purrrrving on you whip

*turns on* Finger slipped.blush2

Originally posted by Outbound
*turns on* Finger slipped.blush2

well i'm off to sleep
so either be constipated on the toilet or turn the light off

... or join me

Im off to bed too sleepy

night!

I stole a cowboy hat hen I was 3.

I won't say, they have my IP address here.

Originally posted by Furion
I stole a cowboy hat hen I was 3. thank god for statue of limitations

Got drunk on new years, and shot off some fireworks in the woods... while drunk. laughcry Grate time, almost pissed myself laughing.

Drank with a police officer on New Years

I burn CD's constantly.

I be a pirate.


Arrr.

Originally posted by Impediment
I burn CD's constantly.

I be a pirate.


Arrr.

*Reports*

Originally posted by Nod
*Reports*

131wank

happywank

"Piracy" the FBI calls it.

Masturbated without lube. If that ain' illegal, it should be.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Masturbated without lube. If that ain' illegal, it should be. I don't and I am fine.

Cock rash much?

*shudder*

I murdered 12 immigrants three days ago

^^ mmm.....

anyways, occassional drive to a football match the day after I have been drinking. I am sure I am over the limit but risk it anyway.

Broke into a child play centre to mess around in the ball pit and the big slide, got caught an arrested. 4 years ago I believe.

I had oral sex with my girlfriend on new years.

Originally posted by Dustin
I had oral sex with my girlfriend on new years.

How's that illegal? Is she twelve? sly

F--ked with some 20 year old guy two days ago, condomless, on a construction site, with roches.

(Yeah, you wish)

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
How's that illegal? Is she twelve? sly Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.

Originally posted by Dustin
Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.

Not in my state...
WTF do you live, ****? mmm

Originally posted by Dustin
Oral Sex is illegal in most states if you didn't know ya douche.
Wow is it really!?
thats CRAZY...

^^ that is crazy, why the hell would that be illegal. I can't think of anything sexual that is illegal in Scotland. Unless it involves under 16's or animals.

I drove without a seatbelt for about 6 seconds today, I have a massive phob about seatbelts, they MUST be worn.

Discos - 2008 might be an oral-sex-free year for me

Originally posted by Discos


Discos - 2008 might be an oral-sex-free year for me boo.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
boo.
nah orals a tad gross
well... for girls to give it
my opinion.

I stole a crocodile and fed live Albanian children too it....but that was like last week, its in the past, no harm done really.

3 words: women sex dumping



not necessarily in that order

Drugs.

Giving or taking?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Giving or taking?

Both.

I get high on my supply.

i defaced school property, apparently illegal

I stole someones virginity...

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I stole someones virginity...

What was his name?

You probably know him

Originally posted by FoxMeister
You probably know him

If I did I woulda stole it first.

Originally posted by McLovin
If I did I woulda stole it first.

Well virginity to a man

Originally posted by Because I can
nah orals a tad gross
well... for girls to give it
my opinion. I don't like recieving it all that much, but I love giving it to girl.

i stole a free gift card

Originally posted by Dustin
I stole your mom's virginity. So many things wrong with that statement. I don't even think you realize.

Originally posted by Dustin
I stole your mom's virginity.
Originally posted by FoxMeister
peaches Welshys mum is a whore

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
So many things wrong with that statement. I don't even think you realize. Where did you come from!? You scared the jeebus out of me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
boo.

yup, the decision is not by choice...I WANT the oral, yeeeeah!

erm, I got asked to deliver cooked breakfasts to a bed and breakfast today, and I kept 1 to myself and ate it. I was SWEEEEEEET. Cooked food always tastes better when someone else makes it.

I'll post tomorrow about my next illegal activity.

i did it yesterday

oral? nice.

Sometimes I hate giving oral, it depends whether I am in the mood and yeah it is disgusting most of the time.

nah not oral
well.. i didnt give it
haha
i hate giving it
i have a gag reflex that wont cease
but i'm fine with that
he can do it all he wants but meh

yeah? I love giving the "use" of my finger(s), but thats another story.

so what did you do yesterday?

Originally posted by Dustin
I don't like recieving it all that much, but I love giving it to girl.

You pussy.

one time a chick went to the toilet right before we had oral, before it went ahead i said TO F*CK WITH THAAAT.

never been the same after that.

Discos - I parked on double yellow lines this afternoon, right next to a set of traffic lights.

Originally posted by Because I can
nah not oral
well.. i didnt give it
haha
i hate giving it
i have a gag reflex that wont cease
but i'm fine with that
he can do it all he wants but meh

Well, all I can say is don't expect to receive what you don't give.

Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
Well, all I can say is don't expect to receive what you don't give.

Well thats pretty much obvious

looked at a chick under the age of consent.

Originally posted by Discos
looked at a chick under the age of consent.

haermm

^^ hehe, nowt wrong with it. Look but dont touch, thats what it says in my book.

erm, aint done anything illegal since about 6pm or so. I am usually a day-time rule breaker.

I sped on the way home.

I fellated an elephant shock

^^ okay doke....moving on

Originally posted by Discos
^^ okay doke....moving on It is illegal, isn't it?

Is destroying a planet full of inhabitants illegal?

Smoked some ganj last night.

erm, I aint exactly sure if it's legal or not. haha.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Is destroying a planet full of inhabitants illegal? No... And you only did that in your mind. You are a false idol

Originally posted by Blight
No... And you only did that in your mind. You are a false idol

Not really, I am the god of darkness and destruction, I need evil and despair to fuel me, I sort of came foul of my god post.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Not really, I am the god of darkness and destruction, I need evil and despair to fuel me, I sort of came foul of my god post. Lies. In order to maintain godhood one must obtain believers....

Anyone who hates or kills, belong to me.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Anyone who hates or kills, belong to me. Not if they don't believe in you. Without their beliefs... you become nothing.

Smoked weed with my neighbour.

If it's there, I smoke it, but I don't seek it out. Weed has to come to me for me to smoke it.

^^ good preach on the weed man,

erm, WOW i aint broke shit since I woke this morning.

I egged peoples houses when I was 11.

I usually do that when my eggs have went bad, I can directly hit around 6 houses from my back garden.

Originally posted by Discos
I usually do that when my eggs have went bad, I can directly hit around 6 houses from my back garden.
lol
nice