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Whats your most messed up story. Use messed up however you want.

Hm...Well on the day my ex and I broke up I was so pissed at him that I told my friend Charlie about it, he gave me a metal pipe or bat or something out of his trunk and I was threatening my ex with it. xd2 That was grand..

Well I guess its when me and my ex who still love each other tried it on when both horny. Man we were so awkward we went back to talking about who we cant see and do even know were still broken up.

This happened in the last 24 hours.

Originally posted by Nod
Well I guess its when me and my ex who still love each other tried it on when both horny. Man we were so awkward we went back to talking about who we cant see and do even know were still broken up.

This happened in the last 24 hours.
That's confusing.

Thats our relationship. Most important people in each others life but kept apart accept as friends but still have all the rules of a couple but never do do the stuff couples do apart from occasionally flirt.

Originally posted by Nod
Thats our relationship. Most important people in each others life but kept apart accept as friends but still have all the rules of a couple but never do do the stuff couples do apart from occasionally flirt.
Then why the hell not just go back out?

My Heroin problem, which I am over now, made me steal from my girlfriends parents. She found out and slept with my father.

It's something we all find difficult to discuss.

Originally posted by The Big OOO
It's something we all find difficult to discuss. That's ****ed up.

Originally posted by The Big OOO
My Heroin problem, which I am over now, made me steal from my girlfriends parents. She found out and slept with my father. That's too ****ed up for the Internet it seems.

I once got with my ex girlfriend's older sister, while I was going out with her, while she was in the house.

Never had a bad relationship where something went sour. But, i'm not a bitter person. If I've broken up with someone, its been for good reason, and same goes if someone broke up with me.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Never had a bad relationship where something went sour. But, i'm not a bitter person. If I've broken up with someone, its been for good reason, and same goes if someone broke up with me.

mmm?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a0Kk4ECcvBk

Originally posted by Nod
Whats your most messed up story. Use messed up however you want.

Oh man! Mine is PRICELESS! laughcry

I can't talk about it. But I'm sure everyone knows about it. crylaugh


shocklaugh

i cud prolly top every1 here, but i decde not to talk about it.

Share it? laughcry

Originally posted by leonheartmm
i cud prolly top every1 here, but i decde not to talk about it. nope, afraid not. But I promised her I wouldnt say anything anymore.

I once spent an enjoyable evening with a guy I'd been seeing, then some days later he text me saying he was going back to his old girlfriend. He never talked to me again. haermm

I laugh to keep from crying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope, afraid not. But I promised her I wouldnt say anything anymore.

You out of anyone. knows my story tops yours. laughcry Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I once spent an enjoyable evening with a guy I'd been seeing, then some days later he text me saying he was going back to his old girlfriend. He never talked to me again. haermm

I laugh to keep from crying.

petpet

Originally posted by Leo.M
You out of anyone. knows my story tops yours. laughcry
lets call it par, twinks.

^i severely doubt it.

what the fudge do you know?

i dont. but i do know about mine n it seems hard that it cud easily be topped. not that its a popularity contest ofcourse.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Then why the hell not just go back out? We have reasons. Its not us but theres valid reasons.

But not reason enough to stop saying love you when we part. haermm2

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That's confusing. I just caught that. confusing is the perfect word for it.

Want me to explain better?

indeedy.

Originally posted by Nod
Well I guess its when me and my ex who still love each other tried it on when both horny. Man we were so awkward we went back to talking about who we cant see and do even know were still broken up.

This happened in the last 24 hours. Originally posted by Nod
Thats our relationship. Most important people in each others life but kept apart accept as friends but still have all the rules of a couple but never do do the stuff couples do apart from occasionally flirt.

Odd stuff mmm

Okey dokey.

Me and my ex girlfriend still love each other and we tried it on last night because we were both horny. It was very awkward because we haven't done anything like that for a year. During it we stopped out of nerves an how awkward we felt and then started making a list. A list of who I couldn't date, of who I couldn't sleep with etc, and the same for her. So even know were not going out we have the rules of if we were but never actually do the couple stuff other people do.

So we only have the worst of a relationship.

But the thing is I wouldn't change it unless we were going out anyway.

thats just......insane. how can you live like that?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thats just......insane. how can you live like that?

We ask that everyday.

But I get to be around her so its worth it. We can't go out with each other know. Theres a private reason.

well, the private reason is probably the key to the whole thing.

Its not like we haven't tried but outside sources botch it up.

It was rather funny now that I remember how awkward it got.

haermm

I have an idea what it might be, but... *zips it*

Go ahead I don't mind.

I don't know why you keep talking about this "Secret" thing that's making it so you can't go out. Personally I still don't get it and I know the reason you guys can't go out.

Originally posted by Blight
I don't know why you keep talking about this "Secret" thing that's making it so you can't go out. Personally I still don't get it and I know the reason you guys can't go out. exactly, if you are in love, nothing should stand in your way.

Originally posted by Blight
I don't know why you keep talking about this "Secret" thing that's making it so you can't go out. Personally I still don't get it and I know the reason you guys can't go out.

Not all of it.

Originally posted by Nod
Not all of it. Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
exactly, if you are in love, nothing should stand in your way.

We've tried. Oh how we've tried.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Oh man! Mine is PRICELESS! laughcry

I can't talk about it. But I'm sure everyone knows about it. crylaugh


shocklaugh Originally posted by leonheartmm
i cud prolly top every1 here, but i decde not to talk about it. Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope, afraid not. But I promised her I wouldnt say anything anymore.


Hahahahaha

Well I don't know if mine is really all that messed up so much as it Messed ME up for quite some time. I was in a very interesting relationship. I've heard of girls that have their low's and high's, but never did I think it would amount to so much.

Basically at our high's we planned on moving in together and getting married. She actually had me looking for Apartments for us. The next day she'd say "Naw, it's not a good idea... oh and by the way I need some space." So I'd give space. Then we'd go to another high and we planned on moving to California together. 3 days later she announced to her family she was moving there alone.

Then we'd hang out with her family and they'd talk about us getting married and the next day she'd be like "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!" So we'd talk about that for a while.... Then a week later she broke up with me

Basically I realized with that relationship, was that I needed to be around her all the time. If there were any moments where I wasn't around and she'd start hanging out with other people or go out drinking.... she'd become more distant. But the more we hung out the stronger out relationship would get. I know... healthy haermm

^doesnt matter. u shud have just hung around her eternally, if u loved her.

Originally posted by Nod
We have reasons. Its not us but theres valid reasons.
What a jew.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What a jew.

What a man.

Originally posted by Nod
What a man.
I think I look like one too.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I think I look like one too. I saw your pictures.

You really don't.

Originally posted by Nod
I saw your pictures.

You really don't.
Well you said it first!

You said I'm a jew. uhuh

I call everyone a jew, .

I feel better.

Boobies? biscuits

Originally posted by Nod
We've tried. Oh how we've tried. dude, you have got to go one way or the other.

Nah we were quite happy in the middle.

Originally posted by Nod
Nah we were quite happy in the middle. it wont last.

Meh. Doesn't matter now anyway.

Originally posted by Nod
I feel better.

Boobies? biscuits
Mine are too small..

or too big? take a pic and send it to me through PM, then ill tell you if their too small or big or whatever

I was talking about mine. stoned

Originally posted by Nod
No dude.

Just no. send a pic of yours

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Go away perv.

*Rubs your boobies*
Just perfect! Agreed.

*Rubs yours*

I've rubbed better.

Originally posted by Nod
Agreed.

*Rubs yours*

I've rubbed better.
cry You're mean to me.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
cry You're mean to me.

I'm sorry. Want me to rub them again for a better examination?

Originally posted by Nod
I'm sorry. Want me to rub them again for a better examination?
Noooo, they're fragile and your hands are too rough, like sandpaper. scared

Fine I'll use my nose.

131dur

Originally posted by Nod
Fine I'll use my nose.

131dur
That's better.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
That's better.

I appear to be turned on.

*Robs nose* 313wank

Originally posted by Nod
I appear to be turned on.

*Robs nose* 313wank
firefirefireph

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
firefirefireph You love it.

*Cybers*

Haven't had any bitches **** up my christmas.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Haven't had any bitches **** up my christmas. Can I try?

Originally posted by Nod
You love it.

*Cybers*
Keep telling yourself that, sucka'!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Keep telling yourself that, sucka'! Why do you hate me when I give you nothing but love? cry

Originally posted by Nod
Why do you hate me when I give you nothing but love? cry
You call that love? rofl Hm...You've got your definition of love mixed up, sonny.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You call that love? rofl Hm...You've got your definition of love mixed up, sonny. What do you call it then?

Originally posted by Nod
What do you call it then?
Poop on a stick.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Poop on a stick.

Well I am told I'm rather good at it.

My nose is sore.

Originally posted by Nod
Well I am told I'm rather good at it.

My nose is sore.
My boobs have razor blades sticking out of them, that might be why your nose is sore.

That does explain the gashes. mmm

Originally posted by Nod
That does explain the gashes. mmm
No, those are bite marks. Everyone thinks my little booblies are scrumptious.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
No, those are bite marks. Everyone thinks my little booblies are scrumptious.

I haven't; had a close enough look to tell sorry.

Originally posted by Nod
I haven't; had a close enough look to tell sorry.
Come too close and the anti-rapist mechanisms will come into effect.

Pfft it wouldn't be rape and you know it.

Would it?

Yes.

Fine.

I'm calling rape on you?

hehehe....rape......wait, rape aint funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hehehe....rape......wait, rape aint funny.

depends?

sleepy

I was looking for that but couldn't find it.

Originally posted by Nod
I was looking for that but couldn't find it.

just type it in. :, then no, then :

I forget all of the codes.

I mean ALL of them.

Originally posted by Nod
I forget all of the codes.

I mean ALL of them. just go to the custom smily list.

So many to look through.

well I guess you're SOL, baby.

Its completely over. Finally!!

its not rape



its surprise sex








SURPRISE!!!!!

Thats a possibility.

I'm Bisexual











Buy me something and i get sexual

I'm am tempted I admit.

c'mon i''m outta lines




I'd buy you a drink but i'd be jealous of the straw

Meh drop me a PM some time and maybe we can go for that drink.

If I'm not totally wasted. uhuh

Originally posted by Nod
Meh drop me a PM some time and maybe we can go for that drink.

If I'm not totally wasted. uhuh
whats the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?



a mosquito stops sucking when its slapped





my brother told me that one

I like it.

You just got rejected. uhuh

Originally posted by Nod
I like it.

You just got rejected. uhuh
Did it hurt?


when you fell from heaven?

glad i brought my library card cause i'm checkin you out

are you a parking ticket? cause you have fine written all over you

do you have a bandaid? i scraped my knee fallin for you




Awwww +[

Thats the worst line ever.

But you just got yourself a date. 313

Originally posted by Nod
Thats the worst line ever.

But you just got yourself a date. 313
awesome



can my bf come?

Originally posted by Because I can
awesome



can my bf come? Yes.

In fact can I swap you for him? You can baby sit.

Originally posted by Nod
Yes.

In fact can I swap you for him? You can baby sit.
haha
my bf's also in a circus
sure why not
he's bi like i am we get along real well

where you from?

I hate the Circus hes dumped.

I am from...somewhere.

Originally posted by Nod
I hate the Circus hes dumped.

I am from...somewhere.
aww but he can juggle and do tricks
he's thin-ish and muscular
sings n plays his guitar and writes songs on the spot
and wears awesome clothes

I love him.

Originally posted by Nod
I love him. Originally posted by Nod
I love him. Originally posted by Nod
I love him. Originally posted by Nod
I love him. Originally posted by Nod
I love him.
thats my line silly

http://becauseican29.deviantart.com/art/Love-74024804

thats us

Originally posted by Because I can
thats my line silly No my line!!

Then again seeing him maybe not. But you on the other hand.

Originally posted by Nod
No my line!!

Then again seeing him maybe not. But you on the other hand.

i have glasses
people dont go for girls who have glasses

I need glasses myself. Or I did when I last checked.

Originally posted by Nod
I need glasses myself. Or I did when I last checked.
my mum didnt believe me for like 3 years that i couldnt see
glasses are cool... kinda...
makes life easier when you cant see old men on the beach with budgie smugglers
why dont you get some/wear them?

I'm not sure I need them now.

Meh girls in glasses are kinda cute to be honest.

Originally posted by Nod
I'm not sure I need them now.

Meh girls in glasses are kinda cute to be honest.
Ahhhk
you can never be too sure about your eyesight
gr i hate having such s*** eyesight
makes me sad cause its gettin worse

Mine got better on their own luckily.

grarble

w00teh

heres what i think of glasses http://becauseican29.deviantart.com/art/Take-it-68414891
stoopid glasses
what time is it there?

I like my glasses.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I like my glasses.
you wear glasses too?
...awesome
short sided or long sided?
... i'm just tryin to make conversation

dunno, I have astigmatism.

awk.

why awk?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why awk?
i duno
why question it?

Originally posted by Because I can
heres what i think of glasses http://becauseican29.deviantart.com/art/Take-it-68414891
stoopid glasses
what time is it there? Glasses are nice....on other people.

Its 2:16 here

Originally posted by Because I can
i duno
why question it? smartass. my type of person. haermm

Originally posted by Nod
Glasses are nice....on other people.

Its 2:16 here
AM or PM?
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
smartass. my type of person. haermm
Hmmmm....
you may not be the best lookin person here


but beauty is only a lightswitch away

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I once spent an enjoyable evening with a guy I'd been seeing, then some days later he text me saying he was going back to his old girlfriend. He never talked to me again. haermm

I laugh to keep from crying. it was another man laugh at that

Originally posted by Nod
Fine.

I'm calling rape on you?
Freak.

Originally posted by Because I can
its not rape



its surprise sex








SURPRISE!!!!! i heard, somewhere... that its sex without the right timing

Originally posted by Because I can


Hmmmm....
you may not be the best lookin person here


but beauty is only a lightswitch away
or a case of heineken away.