Lamest jokes

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Lamest jokes

Whats the lamest joke you heard on KMC?

Originally posted by Nod
Is a bird.
Originally posted by Wålshy
is a plane
Originally posted by Nod
Is Superman.

So lame. 😐

Wålshy Restricted

the is a bird, is a plane, is superman thing we did on the what do you know about the person above you thread

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edit: ye that

Nod Restricted

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SoylentBlue *narrows eyes*

Originally posted by Wålshy
the is a bird, is a plane, is superman thing we did on the what do you know about the person above you thread

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edit: ye that

About two minutes ago. durznuts

WrathfulDwarf THE LOOSE CANNON

Do you people want me to break out with my horrible jokes? 😏

(WD is known to be the KING of KMC lame jokes.)

Wålshy Restricted

i got a joke, but you be the judge if its lame or not,

what goes black red, black red, black red white?

a black man wanking

TRH Grand Poobah

Yes

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Originally posted by Reverend Axel
THERE WILL BE NO FIRE, DAMNIT.
Originally posted by SelphieT
You don't like it hot? naughty
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I like to make my own heat sly

Holy shit, that was ****ing cheesy.

😐

Because I can Defenestration

Originally posted by Wålshy
i got a joke, but you be the judge if its lame or not,

what goes black red, black red, black red white?

a black man wanking


haha
someone said that on friday night 😛 we then carried on to compare dead baby jokes....

what do you call a three legged donkey?

A Wonkey

😐 (beat that!)

~Wålshy~ Restricted

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.

Funny sense of humour my plumber has.

~Wålshy~ Restricted

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found her head!"

Kal of Krypton Lois's Lover

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found her head!"

...and then I said, "thats not my doctor, ITS MY LAWYER!" hysterical 😐

~Wålshy~ Restricted

How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?

JacopeX Restricted

A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.

~Wålshy~ Restricted

Originally posted by JacopeX
A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.

jacope posted, a lame joke in itself.

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

Originally posted by JacopeX
A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.

which is ironically what you are on this forum. 😛

The Grey Fox Restricted

Originally posted by JacopeX
A stupid thread by a very stupid person.

Fail.

inb4 Lame joke: "Coolest Member in KMC"

Selphie you teasing like you do

Who bumped this thread by this shit sock? laaaaaaame.

~Wålshy~ Restricted

Originally posted by Selphie
Who bumped this thread by this shit sock? laaaaaaame.
that was me 😱

Selphie you teasing like you do

Hmm, this must mean you are a sock then. mmm