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I just searched, and didn't see a Bowser thread here in the Respect Forum. How could anyone forget to make one about him?!

Anyhow, yeah. Respect the King Koopa here. He owns, especially in the latest Mario game, Galaxy. He's so badass in it.

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I'm just glad they used bubbly text for him again instead of that ridiculous voice of his in Sunshine.

Come now he is the godfather of villains, and badass to end, I mean he has 8 children 7 that have vanished, no real mate and he likes to kidnap princesses, yeah Bowser is badass as well as confusing.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Come now he is the godfather of villains, and badass to end
Him and Ridley both.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I mean he has 8 children 7 that have vanished, no real mate and he likes to kidnap princesses
*somewhat disturbing thought*
Maybe he planned to use her as a mate?
Nah...

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
yeah Bowser is badass as well as confusing.
Well, I don't know about confusing.

I mean, what's confusing about him?

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On a side note, in that latest SE video shown on the Brawl/dojo website...

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/gamemode/modea/modea10.html

Bowser's shown holding a big gun of some sort in part of the video (most likely the same gun Wario used against poor Zelda when Kirby was shown rescuing Peach from Petey).
Pretty cool stuff.

As you know there are allot of loose ends to Bowser.

Ridley for Brawl, I thought I would sneak that in there, but yes respect the ultimate King of Koopas, who is A grade evil.

I was actually just thinking of making this a couple days ago. Bowser is one of my all-time favorite villains, because he's grown into such a great guy.

Regal king, powerful magician, loving father, sportsman of all sorts. Plus he has a crush on Peach, and has to deal with inept minions at every turn. There's no way I couldn't love the big guy.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
*somewhat disturbing thought*
Maybe he planned to use her as a mate?
Nah...

Why nah? We know he likes Peach, and sometimes I think there's no way she could possibly be kidnapped as often as she is unless she's willing, and maybe even helping.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was actually just thinking of making this a couple days ago. Bowser is one of my all-time favorite villains, because he's grown into such a great guy.

Regal king, powerful magician, loving father, sportsman of all sorts. Plus he has a crush on Peach, and has to deal with inept minions at every turn. There's no way I couldn't love the big guy.



Why nah? We know he likes Peach, and sometimes I think there's no way she could possibly be kidnapped as often as she is unless she's willing, and maybe even helping.

Oh, you know she is, that hussy.

(we discuss this waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too often...)

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was actually just thinking of making this a couple days ago. Bowser is one of my all-time favorite villains, because he's grown into such a great guy.

Regal king, powerful magician, loving father, sportsman of all sorts. Plus he has a crush on Peach, and has to deal with inept minions at every turn. There's no way I couldn't love the big guy.



Why nah? We know he likes Peach, and sometimes I think there's no way she could possibly be kidnapped as often as she is unless she's willing, and maybe even helping.

I think that Peach is doing Bowser on the side. Hmm...

Originally posted by Lana
Oh, you know she is, that hussy.

(we discuss this waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too often...)
The shame of her, stringing that poor plumber along when it's obvious the big, manly spiked turtle has kidnapped her heart permanently.

(you say that like it's a bad thing)

Originally posted by General Kaliero
The shame of her, stringing that poor plumber along when it's obvious the big, manly spiked turtle has kidnapped her heart permanently.

(you say that like it's a bad thing)

Mario's such a fool...

(nah, it's amusing. Though probably says a lot about our minds)

So we've all come to our conclusions about Peach, right?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
So we've all come to our conclusions about Peach, right?

What, that she has good taste?

That she's a ****.

Nah, Peach is cool. And really brave for working towards interspecies relationships and a better atmosphere between the two Kingdoms. She just needs to learn to let go of that plumber.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
That she's a ****.

No, she's just a girl who knows what she wants.

And how to get it.

Peach is awesome

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
As you know there are allot of loose ends to Bowser.
Oh, yeah. That's true.
Same goes for Ridley as well.

Meh. I guess Nintendo just never gives that much info on their villains, which is why they always have loose ends.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
but yes respect the ultimate King of Koopas, who is A grade evil.
Indeed.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was actually just thinking of making this a couple days ago.
Oh. I guess I saved you the trouble then. >.>

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Bowser is one of my all-time favorite villains, because he's grown into such a great guy.

Regal king, powerful magician, loving father, sportsman of all sorts. Plus he has a crush on Peach, and has to deal with inept minions at every turn. There's no way I couldn't love the big guy.
Ah yes.

Ya gotta love the loving father part about him, as shown in Super Mario Sunshine's ending.

And yeah. Being a powerful magician in addition to his classic fire breath makes him Awesome with a capital A.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Why nah? We know he likes Peach, and sometimes I think there's no way she could possibly be kidnapped as often as she is unless she's willing, and maybe even helping.
Hmm. Perhaps. I never thought of it that way...

Then again, Peach always seems to be willing to be rescued, regardless of how often she gets kidnapped.

Originally posted by Lana
Oh, you know she is, that hussy.

(we discuss this waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too often...)
xd

Originally posted by General Kaliero
The shame of her, stringing that poor plumber along when it's obvious the big, manly spiked turtle has kidnapped her heart permanently.

(you say that like it's a bad thing)
Heh...

In Super Mario 64, the only thing Mario got for recovering all the power stars and rescuing the princess from Bowser is a cake and a kiss on the nose.

I don't know about Mario, but I'd feel totally ripped off if I was him.

Originally posted by Lana
(nah, it's amusing. Though probably says a lot about our minds)
Indeed it does.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
What, that she has good taste?
Pretty much.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Nah, Peach is cool. And really brave for working towards interspecies relationships and a better atmosphere between the two Kingdoms. She just needs to learn to let go of that plumber.
Yeah. I guess so >.>...

Originally posted by Lana
No, she's just a girl who knows what she wants.

And how to get it.

Peach is awesome
Co-signed.

Originally posted by Lana
No, she's just a girl who knows what she wants.

And how to get it.

Peach is awesome

So, she's like, a 'it' girl?

(God, I really need to learn how to word stuff)

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
In Super Mario 64, the only thing Mario got for recovering all the power stars and rescuing the princess from Bowser is a cake and a kiss on the nose.

I don't know about Mario, but I'd feel totally ripped off if I was him.
Me too. After all those stars one definitely deserves to get it on.

They probably did.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Me too. After all those stars one definitely deserves to get it on.

Considering that was what? His fifth, sixth time saving her?

Something like that. I'd say she needs to learn to put out, but I think she likes Bowser more.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I'd say she needs to learn to put out, but I think she likes Bowser more.
Hmm. Possibly...

She seems more shy when around Bowser than when around Mario, so maybe?

Originally posted by General Kaliero
I was actually just thinking of making this a couple days ago. Bowser is one of my all-time favorite villains, because he's grown into such a great guy.

Regal king, powerful magician, loving father, sportsman of all sorts. Plus he has a crush on Peach, and has to deal with inept minions at every turn. There's no way I couldn't love the big guy.



Why nah? We know he likes Peach, and sometimes I think there's no way she could possibly be kidnapped as often as she is unless she's willing, and maybe even helping.

Since his 7 children have mysteriously vanished, I would not call him a loving father.

But you are right he is a real good villain who we know like, and image if he did rule the mushroom kingdom, I bet he would do a better job at protecting it then peach, provided he does not destroy it, one thing with Bowser is that even though there a some loose ends, he is a great villain who has shown many talents that we have grown on, I think Bowser is probably the greatest video game villain of all time, you cant beat a wining formula.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Since his 7 children have mysteriously vanished, I would not call him a loving father.
Hmm. Yeah.
I guess that's true...

But as far as Bowser Jr. goes, Bowser's a loving father (as shown in Super Mario Sunshine's ending as I said before).

"That's my boy! The royal koopa line is as strong as ever, but for now, let's just rest awhile."

xd

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I think Bowser is probably the greatest video game villain of all time
Now that's debatable.

So many great villains out there in general... I don't think there really is a best one in particular. I do however, think Bowser ranks as one of the best, with ease.

Fair point.

Bowser is one of the top video game villains but my favorite will have to be Wizeman the Wicked from the NiGHTS series.

OMFG O.o I am NEVER EVER gonig to be curious about why these thread last so last again!!

Oh come now, it's fun!

You're talking about a giant turtle having sex with a woman..... I can't even count so high as to how many things are wrong with that.....

Originally posted by EvilAngel
You're talking about a giant turtle having sex with a woman..... I can't even count so high as to how many things are wrong with that.....

You could try, though, couldn't you?

Originally posted by EvilAngel
You're talking about a giant turtle having sex with a woman..... I can't even count so high as to how many things are wrong with that.....

We're also talking about characters from a video game series where the main character likes to get high on shrooms, there's a male dinosaur that lays eggs, and a transexual pink bird/dinosaur/thing that spits eggs at you.

I think Bowser and Peach hooking up is pretty tame in comparison

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Still, you guys & gals must get REALLY bored if you're resorting to that for a conversation

Originally posted by EvilAngel
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Still, you guys & gals must get REALLY bored if you're resorting to that for a conversation

You seem to be under the assumption we don't enjoy talking about it.

Originally posted by Lana
We're also talking about characters from a video game series where the main character likes to get high on shrooms, there's a male dinosaur that lays eggs, and a transexual pink bird/dinosaur/thing that spits eggs at you.

I think Bowser and Peach hooking up is pretty tame in comparison

Out of sheer curiosity, how do you know it's transexual?

And why is there an transexual dinosaur in a game for children anyway....

Never occured to me before how turly disturbing Mario games are.... I think the offspring of bowser is just Mario tripping out....

Originally posted by General Kaliero
You seem to be under the assumption we don't enjoy talking about it. Yep, I am

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Out of sheer curiosity, how do you know it's transexual?

And why is there an transexual dinosaur in a game for children anyway....

Never occured to me before how turly disturbing Mario games are.... I think the offspring of bowser is just Mario tripping out....

Yep, I am

Simple on Birdo. Shi's a he in Japan, a she in America. Gets the operation each game on the way overseas.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Simple on Birdo. Shi's a he in Japan, a she in America. Gets the operation each game on the way overseas.

Yeah but how many male Anime characters would pass for girls in US?

Ever loads of game characters, i played Kingdom Hearts before FF7. I thought Sephiroth was a girl before i heard him speak.

Except NoA clearly insists that Birdo is a girl. NoJ on the other hand created Birdo as a guy, because in Japan crossdressing dudes are funny.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Except NoA clearly insists that Birdo is a girl. NoJ on the other hand created Birdo as a guy, because in Japan crossdressing dudes are funny.

Okay so you guys have come up with, it's a drag queen in Japanese, got drunk on the boat, and went all the way?

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Bowser is one of the top video game villains but my favorite will have to be Wizeman the Wicked from the NiGHTS series.
Hmm...

I'm not sure I even have a favorite villain.

Originally posted by Lana
We're also talking about characters from a video game series where the main character likes to get high on shrooms, there's a male dinosaur that lays eggs, and a transexual pink bird/dinosaur/thing that spits eggs at you.

I think Bowser and Peach hooking up is pretty tame in comparison
Indeed...

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Still, you guys & gals must get REALLY bored if you're resorting to that for a conversation
You could say that.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Except NoA clearly insists that Birdo is a girl. NoJ on the other hand created Birdo as a guy, because in Japan crossdressing dudes are funny.
NoA... did?

I didn't know that. Interesting...

Originally posted by EvilAngel
You're talking about a giant turtle having sex with a woman..... I can't even count so high as to how many things are wrong with that.....

Giant turtle, lizard, dragon creature

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Giant turtle, lizard, dragon creature

That makes it sound worse.....

With 8 kids.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Giant turtle, lizard, dragon creature
Turtle sounds most accurate.

Originally posted by EvilAngel
That makes it sound worse.....

Fair enough.

Bowser's a strange fellow, breaking bricks with his butt, stealing princesses, and riding a clown-copter while throwing toys at Mario. Strange. So strange.

Originally posted by apoc001
Bowser's a strange fellow, breaking bricks with his butt, stealing princesses, and riding a clown-copter while throwing toys at Mario. Strange. So strange.

But creative. So creative.

He can't get a drivers license, so what does he do, he outsources.

I mean how many video games villains, can boast about what Bowser has done, he seems to erect a castle every 30 mins or so, he would be very good as a contractor.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He can't get a drivers license, so what does he do, he outsources.

I mean how many video games villains, can boast about what Bowser has done, he seems to erect a castle every 30 mins or so, he would be very good as a contractor.

Not really. I mean Mario was able to destroy one with just a broom.

Well, most builders lack quality in there work, I mean has Mario worked since being in the mushroom kingdom, now how is he paying of debts and the like, listen peach I need to borrow cash, or else the shrooms are going to be coming over.

Go do some work

Hmmmm....

*Secretly in a castle* so Bowser you kidnap the princess again, and I will save her, the town will see me as a hero and help me pay off the shrooms and the debts.

But Mario I want to be the hero this time

Shut-up a ya face, or else.

Yes sir...

why would Mario be afraid of Shrooms? he can just bounce on their heads and their gone

I was going to put the mafia, but then I thought, since he is Italian it may be a little offensive and stereo typical to put that down, and I thought I may insult someone, I should have just used mafia but still...

insult? the mafia i cant imagine would insult anyone, theres gangs and mafias in more countries than Italy, Italies are prob the most forgiving in comparison to Hard London Subway gangs and the Chinese and Korean gangs

Oh the Chinese are bad for gangs.
America
Britain
Russia
China
Italy
I guess you find it every where.

yes, you get gangs all over the place i imagine, but Britain or China i think is the worse, America likely bad but not quite so bad, its more spread out, having people in London, the City is like a maze in some areas.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
He can't get a drivers license, so what does he do, he outsources.
Heh. True.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I mean how many video games villains, can boast about what Bowser has done
Quite a few, I imagine.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
he seems to erect a castle every 30 mins or so, he would be very good as a contractor.
I guess...

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Well, most builders lack quality in there work, I mean has Mario worked since being in the mushroom kingdom, now how is he paying of debts and the like, listen peach I need to borrow cash, or else the shrooms are going to be coming over.

Go do some work

Hmmmm....

*Secretly in a castle* so Bowser you kidnap the princess again, and I will save her, the town will see me as a hero and help me pay off the shrooms and the debts.

But Mario I want to be the hero this time

Shut-up a ya face, or else.

Yes sir...


Originally posted by Burning thought
why would Mario be afraid of Shrooms? he can just bounce on their heads and their gone
True.

Ahh only on KMC, can you have this much fun exploiting mario and his dodgy debts, I bet he entered the mushroom world on purpose to escape the mafia, only to find they have connections underground, or in mushroom fields.

youll prob find out in one of the future games Bowser is a hitman hired by the Mafia

It's Luigi he's the snitch, no wonder he is nervous.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Ahh only on KMC, can you have this much fun exploiting mario and his dodgy debts, I bet he entered the mushroom world on purpose to escape the mafia, only to find they have connections underground, or in mushroom fields.
Yep. Probably.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
It's Luigi he's the snitch, no wonder he is nervous.
xd

xd?

kmc is nothing compared to what other boards say about mario...
one made up this completely BS theory about why mario is always shorter than his enemies in his 2d games...
the entire thing was about 3 kmc pages (not posts, whole freakin pages) long and in the end, it was closer to answering the meaning of life than it was to the mario question

Still it does not explain Mario's currency problem or why he tries to escape mafia dons and the like.

Poor Bowser probably had Quintin Tarintino in his castle for a whole day, because he was "disrespectful" to Mario.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
xd?
It's just another form of "lol".

Originally posted by MadMel
kmc is nothing compared to what other boards say about mario...
Indeed...

If only it were like that about Metroid too.
Then again, it's not that big a series.

Originally posted by MadMel
one made up this completely BS theory about why mario is always shorter than his enemies in his 2d games...
Heh. I've seen some people say some pretty stupid things about Mario himself... like that Mario shouldn't have been added to Brawl because he wears the colors red and blue which promote gang violence, and all sorts of crazy stuff.

Originally posted by MadMel
the entire thing was about 3 kmc pages (not posts, whole freakin pages) long and in the end, it was closer to answering the meaning of life than it was to the mario question
Heh. True.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Still it does not explain Mario's currency problem or why he tries to escape mafia dons and the like.
If anything, I don't think that'll ever get explained.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Poor Bowser probably had Quintin Tarintino in his castle for a whole day, because he was "disrespectful" to Mario.
xD

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Heh. I've seen some people say some pretty stupid things about Mario himself... like that Mario shouldn't have been added to Brawl because he wears the colors red and blue which promote gang violence, and all sorts of crazy stuff.


And his gloves are white; WHOOT! Red, white, & blue!! USA USA USA USA!!

do they have a green/gold nintendo character?
oh wait, bowser
green shell and a yellow/gold body
so mario is american, and bowser's australian

Originally posted by MadMel
do they have a green/gold nintendo character?
oh wait, bowser
green shell and a yellow/gold body
so mario is american, and bowser's australian
Heh. Sounds like a good combination.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
It's just another form of "lol".


Indeed...

If only it were like that about Metroid too.
Then again, it's not that big a series.


Heh. I've seen some people say some pretty stupid things about Mario himself... like that Mario shouldn't have been added to Brawl because he wears the colors red and blue which promote gang violence, and all sorts of crazy stuff.


Heh. True.


If anything, I don't think that'll ever get explained.


xD

Same here, will we ever know?

Originally posted by MadMel
do they have a green/gold nintendo character?
oh wait, bowser
green shell and a yellow/gold body
so mario is american, and bowser's australian

Right and Mario (USA) can kick Bower's (Australia) @$$ any day of the week.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Right and Mario (USA) can kick Bower's (Australia) @$$ any day of the week.
Yep, unless it's Super Smash Bros. (in general) you're talking about (especially Brawl). Mario won't be kicking any ass if/when Bowser grabs the Final Smash Ball and becomes Giga Bowser.

Also, I hope you weren't being racial with the U.S. and Australia thing.

Why can't we all get along...

because thats the way the world works...humans can never (and likely will never) be able to be friends with eachother (on a large scale, that is)

True.

That's why I suggested again and again that the USA nuke every other country 10+ times to be safe. If my plan goes through...it was nice knowing you MM.

Obliterate and destroy.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
That's why I suggested again and again that the USA nuke every other country 10+ times to be safe. If my plan goes through...it was nice knowing you MM.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
That's why I suggested again and again that the USA nuke every other country 10+ times to be safe. If my plan goes through...it was nice knowing you MM.

Then If you do that you will destroy America, if you nuke Cuba then Florida will be obliterated, is that not where you live ESB?

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Then If you do that you will destroy America, if you nuke Cuba then Florida will be obliterated, is that not where you live ESB?

Cuba? That would be destroyed with a lighter and some gasoline.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Cuba? That would be destroyed with a lighter and some gasoline.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Cuba? That would be destroyed with a lighter and some gasoline.

Bad times.

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...How the hell was that even a real star? It was about the size of my high school and had land on it. It is lava in heat.

If you look at the part after 22 sec u see what is the star, and what is the planet.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
...How the hell was that even a real star? It was about the size of my high school and had land on it. It is lava in heat.

Size is all perspective.
You've had this problem before with the Mario throwing castle thing.
Fact is, they can't show planets as ginormous objects because then Bowser and Mario be ants by comparison. So it's just a perspective we're seeing.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
It is lava in heat.

I wasn't aware lava could become sexually aroused.

Thats not a star or a planet thats his galaxy forming and what seems to be the sun.

Guys, I'm not letting the previous argument get dragged in here.

Strictly respect thread material, or it will be closed. Which I really do not want to do, because obviously, I like Bowser.

Yeah because Bowser is badass.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Size is all perspective.
You've had this problem before with the Mario throwing castle thing.
Fact is, they can't show planets as ginormous objects because then Bowser and Mario be ants by comparison. So it's just a perspective we're seeing.
Hmm. Make sense to me.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I wasn't aware lava could become sexually aroused.


Originally posted by General Kaliero
Guys, I'm not letting the previous argument get dragged in here.

Strictly respect thread material, or it will be closed. Which I really do not want to do, because obviously, I like Bowser.
So this discussion happened before in the Super Mario Galaxy thread? Heh. Guess I shouldn't be surprised. It was amusing while it lasted though, but I guess I agree it shouldn't continue here.

Maybe I'll post vids of me owning with Bowser in Brawl when I get a better camera.

The ultimate tea-bagging!!

Originally posted by ESB -1138
The ultimate tea-bagging!!
lol Nice! It's been awhile since I've used Bowser's final smash, but I love that Toon Link ended up being the victim there. xp

You can argue that Halo 3 is a better multiplayer game then Brawl but that right there proves that Brawl is the better game for tea-bagging.

giga tea bag.

Yeah! Bowser all the way!

Indeed. ^^