Wolverine vs a 100 ton bolder

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Wolverine vs a 100 ton bolder

Alright lets say Wolverine is walking in the mountain alone he slips and fall 30 feet to the ground on his back an by him slipping he disturbs a massive bolder and as soon as he hits the ground the bolder lands on him. If he can't move and there is nobody knows he gone or that he is in trouble does he get free or his he destined to be trapped under that bolder of eternity?

Re: Wolverine vs a 100 ton bolder

Originally posted by golem370
Alright lets say Wolverine is walking in the mountain alone he slips and fall 30 feet to the ground on his back an by him slipping he disturbs a massive bolder and as soon as he hits the ground the bolder lands on him. If he can't move and there is nobody knows he gone or that he is in trouble does he get free or his he destined to be trapped under that bolder of eternity?

Bolder FTW.

Re: Wolverine vs a 100 ton bolder

Originally posted by golem370
Alright lets say Wolverine is walking in the mountain alone he slips and fall 30 feet to the ground on his back an by him slipping he disturbs a massive bolder and as soon as he hits the ground the bolder lands on him. If he can't move and there is nobody knows he gone or that he is in trouble does he get free or his he destined to be trapped under that bolder of eternity?

Hmm... so it would be like that guy who got his arm trapped underneath the boulder for several days, except Wolverine wouldn't be able to saw his hand off with a swiss army knife because of his healing factor. 😄

Wolverine would be trapped forever.

Unless someone like Colossus comes along and coincidentally feels like skipping rocks with, oh, let's say 100-ton boulders, Wolverine is screwed.

Boulder, ftw.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Unless someone like Colossus comes along and coincidentally feels like skipping rocks with, oh, let's say 100-ton boulders, Wolverine is screwed.

Boulder, ftw.

Yet you think 2-3 non-jobbing Wolverines can take out WWH, who can crack a planet by stepping on the ground and hold together tectonic plates weighing quintillions of tons from tearing apart.
🙄

Spite.

Re: Re: Wolverine vs a 100 ton bolder

Originally posted by Kutulu
Yet you think 2-3 non-jobbing Wolverines can take out WWH, who can crack a planet by stepping on the ground and hold together tectonic plates weighing quintillions of tons from tearing apart.
🙄

Golem clearly stated Wolverine was trapped underneath the boulder and couldn't move, smart-ass.

Originally posted by golem370 Alright lets say Wolverine is walking in the mountain alone he slips and fall 30 feet to the ground on his back an by him slipping he disturbs a massive bolder and as soon as he hits the ground the bolder lands on him. If he can't move and there is nobody knows he gone or that he is in trouble does he get free or his he destined to be trapped under that bolder of eternity?

Again, I said the team of Wolverines could stand up to WWH with a chance of winning. My original cap was a 5, and then I even bumped it up to 10, and still I never made them clear-cut winners. And that makes sense, especially since they're not trapped under a friggin' 100-ton boulder in that thread.

Re: Re: Re: Wolverine vs a 100 ton bolder

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Golem clearly stated Wolverine was trapped underneath the boulder and couldn't move, smart-ass.

Again, I said the team of Wolverines could stand up to WWH with a chance of winning. My original cap was a 5, and then I even bumped it up to 10, and still I never made them clear-cut winners. And that makes sense, especially since they're not trapped under a friggin' 100-ton boulder in that thread.

Yeah the difference is that they would be buried under a much bigger stone than 100 tons (that's a mountain many miles away that gets destroyed from his hurled boulder).

Originally posted by golem370
Alright lets say Wolverine is walking in the mountain alone he slips and fall 30 feet to the ground on his back an by him slipping he disturbs a massive bolder and as soon as he hits the ground the bolder lands on him. If he can't move and there is nobody knows he gone or that he is in trouble does he get free or his he destined to be trapped under that bolder of eternity?
This is the worst thread ever. Serious it sucks.

Makes you wonder whether or not he would want to be found and rescued because he might die from embarrassment lol

Originally posted by golem370
Makes you wonder whether or not he would want to be found and rescued

Not really. 😬

Yep really

Nope.

Re: Wolverine vs a 100 ton bolder

Originally posted by golem370
Alright lets say Wolverine is walking in the mountain alone he slips and fall 30 feet to the ground on his back an by him slipping he disturbs a massive bolder and as soon as he hits the ground the bolder lands on him. If he can't move and there is nobody knows he gone or that he is in trouble does he get free or his he destined to be trapped under that bolder of eternity?
unless someone frees him he stays trapped forever.

the same would apply if wolverine was encased in cement.

Closed....

And for the record, rock beats scissors!