The Honeymoon!
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Capt Spaulding
Bad sauce Bing and Passion with an E, and other creative pun names for Bada and Marea. This here be their honeymoon shingdig thread. So unless you have a pass to the mile high club or other sexually stimulting clubs, such as digi, you will not be allowed to post here. Have fun you two kids peaches
Badabing
*Turns on the music and closes the curtains*
King_Mungi
Good thing Mungi has heat vision.....and drilled a hole through the wall.
DigiMark007
Let me watch or I close your honeymoon!
King_Mungi
Fat chance, I only cut out one eye hole out and I don't plan on sharing.
endrict
Originally posted by King_Mungi
Fat chance, I only cut out one eye hole out and I don't plan on sharing.
Just like in scary movie 2 in the movie theater scene where Damion Wayne peaks through the wall and get a dick in his ear.
JasonK4
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Let me watch or I close your honeymoon!
Scoobless
Originally posted by Capt Spaulding
Bad sauce Bing and Passion with an E, and other creative pun names for Bada and Marea. This here be their honeymoon shingdig thread. So unless you have a pass to the mile high club or other sexually stimulting clubs, such as digi, you will not be allowed to post here. Have fun you two kids peaches
Scans?
Passione
Originally posted by Badabing
*Turns on the music and closes the curtains*
You forgot to lock the door.
I saw Digi with a camcorder.
Originally posted by endrict
Just like in scary movie 2 in the movie theater scene where Damion Wayne peaks through the wall and get a dick in his ear.
I hate that part. I wont EVER use the ladies toilets in the movie complex.
Badabing
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Let me watch or I close your honeymoon!
Originally posted by Scoobless
Scans?
no2
Originally posted by Passione
You forgot to lock the door.
I'm surprised I remembered the music and curtains.
NiņoAraņa
congrats guys! sorry i couldn't be around for the wedding
WrathfulDwarf
*knocks on the door*
Room service.
batdude123
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*knocks on the door*
Room service.
KIlyKV_zN74
Badabing
Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*knocks on the door*
Room service. Originally posted by batdude123
KIlyKV_zN74
JasonK4
Originally posted by batdude123
KIlyKV_zN74
crylaugh
endrict
Originally posted by batdude123
KIlyKV_zN74
That is sooo WD...
Badabing
Originally posted by JasonK4
crylaugh Get out of my honeymoon thread. uhuh
Capt Spaulding
Originally posted by Badabing
Get out of my honeymoon thread. uhuh
I'm putting you twos up, and I say he stays to watch the giant orgasm you two are conceiving, that we all paid to watch!
endrict
Is this going on youtube?
Passione
Oh god you mean you paid.
Badabing
Originally posted by Passione
Oh god you mean you paid. No more than you paid.
I'm joking bella.
Please don't KMC divorce me. cry
endrict
Originally posted by Badabing
No more than you paid.
I'm joking bella.
Please don't KMC divorce me. cry
Ha Ha, she took half your shit already.
Newjak
That des raise a valid question though.
If they get KMC Divorced does everything become an even split?
Does Marea get half of Bada's posts, sigs, and half of his Mod Powers?
hmm
StylishSmurph
They got a pre-nup.
In the event of a divorce, I decide who the various things go to.
One of my brilliant schemes to give me mod powers. And such.
sly
Newjak
It's a shame you didn't read the fine print because everything you get automatically becomes mine forever
vin
StylishSmurph
It's a shame you didn't read the finer print.
It says: I hate Newjak and his fine print.
Newjak
Originally posted by StylishSmurph
It's a shame you didn't read the finer print.
It says: I hate Newjak and his fine print.
You know you love me and would have given me mod powers even if you weren't forced to.
durflowers
Badabing
Originally posted by endrict
Ha Ha, she took half your shit already. Nooooooo! rednutsOriginally posted by Newjak
That des raise a valid question though.
If they get KMC Divorced does everything become an even split?
Does Marea get half of Bada's posts, sigs, and half of his Mod Powers?
hmm She made most of my sigs so they are all hers. shockOriginally posted by StylishSmurph
They got a pre-nup.
In the event of a divorce, I decide who the various things go to.
One of my brilliant schemes to give me mod powers. And such.
sly I trusted you to look out for me Smurph. I should have known you just wanted the mod powers. sulkOriginally posted by Newjak
It's a shame you didn't read the fine print because everything you get automatically becomes mine forever
vin Damnz teh fine print! uhuh
DigiMark007
We need to break down some barriers with our social status on KMC. I say we have our first gay marriage next.
On an unrelated note, has anyone seen batdude and AJ recently?
Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Nooooooo! rednuts She made most of my sigs so they are all hers. shock I trusted you to look out for me Smurph. I should have known you just wanted the mod powers. sulk Damnz teh fine print! uhuh I always win vin
Originally posted by DigiMark007
We need to break down some barriers with our social status on KMC. I say we have our first gay marriage next.
On an unrelated note, has anyone seen batdude and AJ recently? You rebel you. What next giving KMC Women the right to vote.uhuh
IamAJ
Originally posted by DigiMark007
On an unrelated note, has anyone seen batdude and AJ recently?
Actually Quanchi and Nver should be the ones getting married. I'm totally not gay.
Val
Originally posted by DigiMark007
We need to break down some barriers with our social status on KMC. I say we have our first gay marriage next.
Was that a proposal, pookie? vin
Newjak
Originally posted by Val
Was that a proposal, pookie? vin I thought it was gonna be you and Skeets uhuh
Val
Originally posted by Newjak
I thought it was gonna be you and Skeets uhuh
Good point. We are interchangeable. mhmm
Newjak
Originally posted by Val
Good point. We are interchangeable. mhmm shock
Still I'd like to be in on this honor if possible
Passione
I love this thread.
Actually if I divorce Bada, I get nothing.
Capt Spaulding
Originally posted by Passione
I love this thread.
Actually if I divorce Bada, I get nothing.
Except all of his Dur Smilies....
Yeah you do get nothing
endrict
So.....when are we going to be uncles/aunts for Babybing?
Passione
Oh not for a long time.
Bad Ash231
Originally posted by endrict
So.....when are we going to be uncles/aunts for Babybing?
durbaby
Faceman
I 'd like to be Godfather, to the first born...
DigiMark007
I just realized something.
As overseer of this forum, and thus the direct ruler of you all, I get to invoke my Middle Ages-style privilege with the bride and have her before Bada does. So thanks for delaying things by parading around the honeymoon.
*kicks everyone out*
*takes Passione*
...it's ok. Tell Bada I'll have her back in one piece by morning.
Capt Spaulding
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I just realized something.
As overseer of this forum, and thus the direct ruler of you all, I get to invoke my Middle Ages-style privilege with the groom and have him before Bada does. So thanks for delaying things by parading around the honeymoon.
*kicks everyone out*
*takes bada*
...it's ok. Tell marea I'll have him back in one piece by morning.
Mr. Slippyfist
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I just realized something.
As overseer of this forum, and thus the direct ruler of you all, I get to invoke my Middle Ages-style privilege with the bride and have her before Bada does. So thanks for delaying things by parading around the honeymoon.
*kicks everyone out*
*takes Passione*
...it's ok. Tell Bada I'll have her back in one piece by morning.
Originally posted by Capt Spaulding
endrict
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I just realized something.
As overseer of this forum, and thus the direct ruler of you all, I get to invoke my Middle Ages-style privilege with the bride and have her before Bada does. So thanks for delaying things by parading around the honeymoon.
*kicks everyone out*
*takes Passione*
...it's ok. Tell Bada I'll have her back in one piece by morning.
So Digi has Passione 1st, 3rd and 5th and after Bada gets the rest?
Badabing
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I just realized something.
As overseer of this forum, and thus the direct ruler of you all, I get to invoke my Middle Ages-style privilege with the bride and have her before Bada does. So thanks for delaying things by parading around the honeymoon.
*kicks everyone out*
*takes Passione*
...it's ok. Tell Bada I'll have her back in one piece by morning.
Now you did it! fear You're playing games with life.
Now Passione is going to kick all of our arses for your lude comments. shockyes
*Runs for the hills*
*Prays for Digi* cry
Originally posted by endrict
So Digi has Passione 1st, 3rd and 5th and after Bada gets the rest? She may have laughed at Digi but I don't think she'll like this post.
DigiMark007
I just realized Spaulding edited the post.
...can't say I mind.
shifty
endrict
Originally posted by Badabing
Now you did it! fear You're playing games with life.
Now Passione is going to kick all of our arses for your lude comments. shockyes
*Runs for the hills*
*Prays for Digi* cry
She may have laughed at Digi but I don't think she'll like this post.
Then I will apologize to the lovely lady.
Capt Spaulding
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I just realized Spaulding edited the post.
...can't say I mind.
shifty
It was awefully subtle, now wasn't it
TricksterPriest
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I just realized something.
As overseer of this forum, and thus the direct ruler of you all, I get to invoke my Middle Ages-style privilege with the bride and have her before Bada does. So thanks for delaying things by parading around the honeymoon.
*kicks everyone out*
*takes Passione*
...it's ok. Tell Bada I'll have her back in one piece by morning.
Since when is this Scotland?
Bada, you need to turn into some kind of Italian William Wallace. dwarf
Passione
Originally posted by Faceman
I 'd like to be Godfather, to the first born...
Erm, Okay!
Originally posted by DigiMark007
I just realized something.
As overseer of this forum, and thus the direct ruler of you all, I get to invoke my Middle Ages-style privilege with the bride and have her before Bada does. So thanks for delaying things by parading around the honeymoon.
*kicks everyone out*
*takes Passione*
...it's ok. Tell Bada I'll have her back in one piece by morning.
Yea Like that is EVER going to happen! For your info Bada had me BEFORe the wedding.
Originally posted by endrict
So Digi has Passione 1st, 3rd and 5th and after Bada gets the rest?
The rest? I am not a piece of meat with selected cuts!
Originally posted by Badabing
Now you did it! fear You're playing games with life.
Now Passione is going to kick all of our arses for your lude comments. shockyes
*Runs for the hills*
*Prays for Digi* cry
She may have laughed at Digi but I don't think she'll like this post.
I cant kick their arses, my foot hurts. But i do have one thing up my sleeve.
durpinkhulk
EMBRACE THE DUR!?!
grey fox
Careful Passione, if your not then Digi will Null you marriage because he likes pre-marriage, Playboy dur king Bada.
Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Passione
I love this thread.
Actually if I divorce Bada, I get nothing.
BW2vrPpmJOA
I knew there would be a time and place for this.
Passione
Originally posted by grey fox
Careful Passione, if your not then Digi will Null you marriage because he likes pre-marriage, Playboy dur king Bada.
I didnt understand that
Citizen V
Spider-man.
Brand New Day reference.
Passione
Originally posted by Citizen V
Spider-man.
Brand New Day reference.
Err spiderman?
DigiMark007
Ignore it. I barely understood it and Spidey's right in my wheelhouse.
As for being foiled in my nefarious plot...
....damn.
*goes off to try and get some another way*
Passione
We have some left over apple pie digi?
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Passione
We have some left over apple pie digi?
. . .
Oh, you said apple sly
Bad Ash231
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
BW2vrPpmJOA
I knew there would be a time and place for this.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Nightmareman95/HAL10WEEN/youbetnothing.gif
Newjak
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
. . .
Oh, you said apple sly Bad SC
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Newjak
Bad SC
Mebbe I needs a punishment?
One sec . . .
mmmm hmhmmh hmm
Also, 10 bucks says Bada and Passione are kinkier than we think.
naughty
Newjak
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Mebbe I needs a punishment?
One sec . . .
mmmm hmhmmh hmm
Also, 10 bucks says Bada and Passione are kinkier than we think.
naughty For some reason Green Body paint and whips pop to mind.
Can't you see it now
*Whip hits Bada's back*
"Do it again whips only make Bada madder and the madder he gets the hornier he gets!"
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Newjak
For some reason Green Body paint and whips pop to mind.
Can't you see it now
*Whip hits Bada's back*
"Do it again whips only make Bada madder and the madder he gets the hornier he gets!"
Pfft, everyone knows that's only UltBada. Completely noncanon.
Newjak
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Pfft, everyone knows that's only UltBada. Completely noncanon. Good point,
Maybe I should have said the angrier Bada gets the "Bigger" he gets
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Newjak
Good point,
Maybe I should have said the angrier Bada gets the "Bigger" he gets
Stamina increases too.
Bad Ash231
Originally posted by Newjak
Good point,
Maybe I should have said the angrier Bada gets the "Bigger" he gets
Ssshhh...
Nver might be listening...
Passione
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Mebbe I needs a punishment?
One sec . . .
mmmm hmhmmh hmm
Also, 10 bucks says Bada and Passione are kinkier than we think.
naughty
A lady never reveals such information about her self.
Newjak
Originally posted by Passione
A lady never reveals such information about her self. Well it's a good thing you're not a lady
Please don't kill me
Badabing
crylaugh @ Newjak and Symm.
Passione
Originally posted by Newjak
Well it's a good thing you're not a lady
Please don't kill me
Oh I wont kill you.
I'll just torture you for hours, then chop your lifeless body into little pieces and feed it to my pet sharks.
Newjak
Originally posted by Passione
Oh I wont kill you.
I'll just torture you for hours, then chop your lifeless body into little pieces and feed it to my pet sharks.
Wouldn't that still kill me
Passione
Oh yes you have a point!
You better start running you got to i count to a hundred.
1
2
miss a few
99
100
endrict
Originally posted by Passione
Oh I wont kill you.
I'll just torture you for hours, then chop your lifeless body into little pieces and feed it to my pet sharks.
But NJ likes to be tortured, he just doesn't admit it.
Newjak
Originally posted by Passione
Oh yes you have a point!
You better start running you got to i count to a hundred.
1
2
miss a few
99
100 shock
run
Badabing
Originally posted by Newjak
shock
run Newjak!!! She's sharpening her blades. fear
Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Newjak!!! She's sharpening her blades. fear Speaking from first hand experience Bada?
And don't worry I'm running she'll never catch me now.
Badabing
Originally posted by Newjak
Speaking from first hand experience Bada?
I run when she gives me the stink eye (Malocchio). shockyes
Originally posted by Newjak
And don't worry I'm running she'll never catch me now.
Run Newjak....RUUUUUUN!!!! rednuts
Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
I run when she gives me the stink eye (Malocchio). shockyes
Run Newjak....RUUUUUUN!!!! rednuts plane
Symmetric Chaos
That's not technically running ermm
*shoots NJ out of the sky*
Tonight . . . tonight we will feast!!! angrymob
Bad Ash231
Originally posted by Badabing
I run when she gives me the stink eye (Malocchio). shockyes
http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mephisto_marriage.jpg
Passione
I have decided to let Newjak off with a warning.
durpinkhulk
Neo Darkhalen
Hello guys, how are you today?
Passione
I'm all alone as My new husband as gone off to work.
Neo Darkhalen
Bad times, sorry to hear that.
endrict
Originally posted by Passione
I'm all alone as My new husband as gone off to work.
I could come over and keep you company.
JasonK4
Originally posted by endrict
I could come over and keep you company.
Reported to Bada. uhuh
Passione
Originally posted by endrict
I could come over and keep you company.
The offer would be lovely but I do have shazam, Oracle and Harvey Dent to keep me somewhat company.
JasonK4
Originally posted by Passione
The offer would be lovely but I do have shazam, Oracle and Harvey Dent to keep me somewhat company.
I know Oracle is the cat, but who's Harvey Dent? mmm
JasonK4
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Badabing?
Bada's at work, so he can't be Harvey Dent. mmm
Passione
Originally posted by JasonK4
I know Oracle is the cat, but who's Harvey Dent? mmm
My ginger and white Cat!
Passione
HarveyDent
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa126/poisonmarea/misc/pets/harv.jpg
JasonK4
Originally posted by Passione
HarveyDent
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa126/poisonmarea/misc/pets/harv.jpg
Cool
Newjak
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That's not technically running ermm
*shoots NJ out of the sky*
Tonight . . . tonight we will feast!!! angrymob
You can not stop me.
Don't you know who I am.
jugdurnaut
Neo Darkhalen
Originally posted by Passione
HarveyDent
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa126/poisonmarea/misc/pets/harv.jpg
Whats going through his mind I wonder.
*That's right dear take the picture ya, it will be last one you see before you are all destroyed, then I shall rule all, *cough, cough* ahhg errg, hairball, now where was, oh cameras going of look adorable and.....made it, now I'm of for my tuna of dooooooom, or caned I'm not fussy.*
endrict
Originally posted by JasonK4
Reported to Bada. uhuh
Did you report me???
endrict
Passione, what type of cats do you have and how old?
Passione
Originally posted by endrict
Passione, what type of cats do you have and how old?
HarveyDent = Male long haired Ginger&White (6months)
Mysterio = Female tuxedo cat (dunno stray)
Oracle - Female Tabby (6 weeks)
JasonK4
Originally posted by endrict
Did you report me???
lol, no.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Newjak
You can not stop me.
Don't you know who I am.
jugdurnaut
The Jiggernut? Or something like that.
DigiMark007
Alright. Drain yourselves quickly....I'm only giving this another day or so.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by DigiMark007
Alright. Drain yourselves quickly....
haermm
Newjak
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The Jiggernut? Or something like that. Yes
Badabing
Originally posted by Passione
I'm all alone as My new husband as gone off to work.
I was at the gym.
Val
Originally posted by Badabing
I was at the gym.
That's the same lie I used to use.
Badabing
Originally posted by Val
That's the same lie I used to use.
Quit trying to get me in trouble! durfist
Faceman
Originally posted by Badabing
I was at the gym.
Classic...
endrict
Originally posted by Badabing
I was at the gym.
Oh oh...first you were at work then now it's the gym....someone hs some explaining to do.
Val
Clearly he works at the gym.
llagrok
And the man shakes his hips for a living!
Badabing
Originally posted by Faceman
Classic...
I workout in the morning! rednutsOriginally posted by endrict
Oh oh...first you were at work then now it's the gym....someone hs some explaining to do. NOOOOO!!!!! I WAS at the gym. She thought I was at the office. durhulkOriginally posted by Val
Clearly he works at the gym. I used to manage a gym a while back.
Originally posted by llagrok
And the man shakes his hips for a living! dancer
Bad Ash231
Originally posted by Badabing
I workout in the morning!
Masturbation?
peaches
DigiMark007
Alright, fun time's over. Get on back to your lives...to kids, a house, mid-life crises, tuition payments, and moaning about the price of milk.
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