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She told me when we lived in another town she cheated on me, the crazy part about it is, as she was telling me this I was getting a hard on I don't know why, she told me she gave him his first BJ the more she talked the more I wanted to know. I know the guy is this crazy, has it happen to you.

thanks for telling us

Originally posted by Weird am I?
She told me when we lived in another town she cheated on me, the crazy part about it is, as she was telling me this I was getting a hard on I don't know why, she told me she gave him his first BJ the more she talked the more I wanted to know. I know the guy is this crazy, has it happen to you.

I think your name specifies the answer pretty well.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
She told me when we lived in another town she cheated on me, the crazy part about it is, as she was telling me this I was getting a hard on I don't know why, she told me she gave him his first BJ the more she talked the more I wanted to know. I know the guy is this crazy, has it happen to you. Negative, ghost rider.

Originally posted by Toku King
I think your name specifies the answer pretty well. First post, too. I think that means only one thing: Sock!

Congrats!

I got more and more aroused. Particularly when she told me he had a much bigger and thicker penis than mine!

Everybody cheats man, but yeah it aint that weird or crazy that you got a bit aroused.

I would be totally fine watching my girl actually doing it with another guy, as long a I got to watch and do my thing.

Thank god you created an account on a random forum to tell people that don't have a possibility to give a shit.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
First post, too. I think that means only one thing: Sock!

Actually, I was thinking "Weird", but ok.

Originally posted by Discos
Everybody cheats

*sniff sniff*

Do smell that? Smells like bs!

Originally posted by Discos
Everybody cheats man, but yeah it aint that weird or crazy that you got a bit aroused.

I would be totally fine watching my girl actually doing it with another guy, as long a I got to watch and do my thing.

Thing is I liked the idea of her doing it and me not being allowed.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
She told me when we lived in another town she cheated on me, the crazy part about it is, as she was telling me this I was getting a hard on I don't know why, she told me she gave him his first BJ the more she talked the more I wanted to know. I know the guy is this crazy, has it happen to you.

You registered to tell us that?

You should register on a psychology or philosophy forum instead. Anyway, it has not happened to me. I pick my partner wisely and does not get into anything until it feels perfect

Originally posted by Weird am I?
Thing is I liked the idea of her doing it and me not being allowed.

Um, ok then.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
She told me when we lived in another town she cheated on me, the crazy part about it is, as she was telling me this I was getting a hard on I don't know why, she told me she gave him his first BJ the more she talked the more I wanted to know. I know the guy is this crazy, has it happen to you.

haermm

WUT?

Everytime we have sex now, I have to think about her with another guy to cum.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
Everytime we have sex now, I have to think about her with another guy to cum.

haermm

it aint BS man, everybody wants to cheat or has imagined cheating

Thats bassically cheating in its own right.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
Everytime we have sex now, I have to think about her with another guy to cum. Hot.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
Everytime we have sex now, I have to think about her with another guy to cum.

Don't you get tired of coming up with bullshit to post?

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Don't you get tired of coming up with bullshit to post?

Whirlysplat.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
She told me when we lived in another town she cheated on me, the crazy part about it is, as she was telling me this I was getting a hard on I don't know why, she told me she gave him his first BJ the more she talked the more I wanted to know. I know the guy is this crazy, has it happen to you.
Stop looking for attention.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
Everytime we have sex now, I have to think about her with another guy to cum.

Sexy stuff.

Originally posted by Discos
it aint BS man, everybody wants to cheat or has imagined cheating

Thats bassically cheating in its own right.

There are multiple ways of cheating

I have thought about cheating, but never thought about unfaithfulness.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stop looking for attention.

Oh yeah, you sure showed him.

Originally posted by Lady Fox
There are multiple ways of cheating

I have thought about cheating, but never thought about unfaithfulness.

Then one of these things is not like the other.

Originally posted by Discos
it aint BS man, everybody wants to cheat or has imagined cheating

Thats bassically cheating in its own right. lol are you actually taking this serious?

Originally posted by Mairuzu
lol are you actually taking this serious?

haermm

Originally posted by Discos
it aint BS man, everybody wants to cheat or has imagined cheating

Thats bassically cheating in its own right.

It is so hot. I keep hoping she'll pick up a guy in a bar in front of me. I'm trying to get the courage to ask her if she would and level with her about what it does to me!

Originally posted by Weird am I?
It is so hot. I keep hoping she'll pick up a guy in a bar in front of me. I'm trying to get the courage to ask her if she would and level with her about what it does to me!

Hot.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
It is so hot. I keep hoping she'll pick up a guy in a bar in front of me. I'm trying to get the courage to ask her if she would and level with her about what it does to me!

I'll bang your wife for ya.

Originally posted by McLovin
I'll bang your wife for ya.

And Pedobear gets the daughter.

Originally posted by McLovin
I'll bang your wife for ya.

Are you buff?

Originally posted by Weird am I?
It is so hot. I keep hoping she'll pick up a guy in a bar in front of me. I'm trying to get the courage to ask her if she would and level with her about what it does to me!

I hope she dumps you.

Then I hope you get an electricity failure

Originally posted by Toku King
And Pedobear gets the daughter.

What's pedobear?

Originally posted by Lady Fox
I hope she dumps you.

Then I hope you get an electricity failure

Why?

Originally posted by Weird am I?
Are you buff?

Because you do not love her and she does not love you.

Originally posted by Lady Fox
I hope she dumps you.

Then I hope you get an electricity failure

Very optimistic thinking.

Originally posted by Toku King
Very optimistic thinking.

You get nowhere with pessimistic thinking.

Originally posted by Lady Fox
Because you do not love her and she does not love you. as if this situation was real



woo page 3

Originally posted by Lady Fox
You get nowhere with pessimistic thinking.

True.

Ok, I'll try it: Weird Am I? won't die of the AIDS that infest his wife's womb from the hundreds of other guys she banged.

Originally posted by Lady Fox
Because you do not love her and she does not love you.

I think we do love each other, I think that's why she had to tell me. I certainly love her. She is an excellent cook.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
I think we do love each other, I think that's why she had to tell me. I certainly love her. She is an excellent cook.

So cooking makes me lovable? I better get some training.

If you loved eachother, she would not have cheated and you would not think about her and another man instead of you and her.

Interesting load of shit, this.

Its like a sock infestation...

Originally posted by Lady Fox
So cooking makes me lovable? It might

what the christ

Originally posted by Lady Fox
So cooking makes me lovable? I better get some training.

If you loved eachother, she would not have cheated and you would not think about her and another man instead of you and her. For fat men you'll be loved by your cooking or a chef

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Its like a sock infestation... well it's definately Whirlysplat... doesn't seem like Judge's style, and I doubt it's that guy Ruby, either.

Originally posted by Weird am I?
What's pedobear?

This guy.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=38842&d=1199462413

You might be pretty gay my friend

Originally posted by SoylentBlue
what the christ I'm adding that to my new 'List of Phrases to use more often'. Thanks.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I'm adding that to my new 'List of Phrases to use more often'. Thanks.

Any time.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I'm adding that to my new 'List of Phrases to use more often'. Thanks. i 2nd that

Originally posted by Toku King
This guy.



That's horrible

Originally posted by Weird am I?
That's horrible
Thats what she said OOOOOUUUUCHCHH

Do you have fantasies about banging the guy she cheated on you with

Originally posted by Weird am I?
That's horrible It's awesome biscuits

Originally posted by Weird am I?
That's horrible

I thought you had a sense of humor, son! I mean, this has gone on long enough!

peaches Pwnt

my nose is running!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
my nose is running! go catch it then peaches

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
go catch it then peaches was waiting for someone to say it!


this ***** is fast!

Originally posted by Mairuzu
was waiting for someone to say it!


this ***** is fast! peaches Anytime, anywhere

Originally posted by FoxMeister
peaches Pwnt

What can I say?

Can someone explain to me the "Is your refrigerator running?" joke.


I DUN GEDIT

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Can someone explain to me the "Is your refrigerator running?" joke.


I DUN GEDIT tell me the whole joke .uhuh

I only ever heard that bit...

WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!! *CLICK* BABABRAHRBAHRBAHRB

LOL USER IS NOW B&

5OEwjKItJbQ

Originally posted by Weird am I?
She told me when we lived in another town she cheated on me, the crazy part about it is, as she was telling me this I was getting a hard on I don't know why, she told me she gave him his first BJ the more she talked the more I wanted to know. I know the guy is this crazy, has it happen to you.

You're weird...

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
You're weird... He's banned srug

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
He's banned srug

I can see that, but why? Other than being an idiot, that is...

Why are people still posting here?

The man is banned. Period.

Alright, nothing to see here folks! Move along! closedeyes

Originally posted by JacopeX
Why are people still posting here?

The man is banned. Period.

Alright, nothing to see here folks! Move along! closedeyes shh we're talking... move on...
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I can see that, but why? Other than being an idiot, that is... cause he was a sock

I see, so socks are evil, no?

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I see, so socks are evil, no?

They keep your feet warm.

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I see, so socks are evil, no? they're just annoying.

Right.

you don't know what a sock is do you?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
you don't know what a sock is do you?

She maybe one.

Nope...

keep feet warm

Originally posted by McLovin
She maybe one. thats a good point Secretus

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
thats a good point Secretus

I am Mclovin!

Originally posted by McLovin
I am Mclovin! I still like Secretus :'(

you know what a glove is?

Someone tell me the lingo here...

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Someone tell me the lingo here...

Roland's masturbating with socks on his hands.

Originally posted by McLovin
Why? Originally posted by The Grey Fox
thats just weird haermm

For the lulz.

aaaahhh sweet innocence... how i miss you

HAHAHA DUDE HE CAME

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I may just have to try that

It's definitely worth trying.

Originally posted by JacopeX
HAHAHA DUDE HE CAME

Are you watching me? mhmm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I may just have to try that

Use lube otherwise expect some friction.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
would a scarf count, rather than a glove or sock? biscuits

Any cloth item will do.

Gloves are just my fetish. haermm

how about a curtain or a large strip of fluffy carpet?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
how about a curtain or a large strip of fluffy carpet?

Sure. crylaugh

hehe i gotz teh lulz

Originally posted by FoxMeister
hehe i gotz teh lulz

Sandpaper works good too. leftright

that weren't so great

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
that weren't so great

Previous experience? haermm

I can hardly keep up

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
I can hardly keep up

If you're a man... thats wrong

I'm a girl

Then "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" omg im in teh rofl

What is wrong with that?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
you could say that shifty haermm

Did you have to get a skin graft? haermm

They hurt

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
nah, just used glue and tape, did it myself haermm

Oh shi-

Bricks were shat.

haermm

*still has no clue*

This thread has really took of...only one thing to do....

DIVORCE HER, UNLESS SHE HAS NOT SIGNED A PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT, IN THAT CASE PRETEND YOU FORGIVE HER.

^ The above has said it all.

mmm that's disgusting

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I have to use a glove now haermm

crylaugh

Originally posted by Discos
it aint BS man, everybody wants to cheat or has imagined cheating

Thats bassically cheating in its own right.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
lol are you actually taking this serious?

haha, no I hate people who have a go at their other half for like...looking at porn or having a stare at another chick, screw them

Originally posted by Discos
haha, no I hate people who have a go at their other half for like...looking at porn or having a stare at another chick, screw them

haermm

I am a troll and I find this entertaining. It's like a drug to me. And the challenge to me is to get 86'd. If it means I got somebodies blood pumping then I've done my job well.

-Sol

Originally posted by pragmatist
I am a troll and I find this entertaining. It's like a drug to me. And the challenge to me is to get 86'd. If it means I got somebodies blood pumping then I've done my job well.

-Sol

haermm

wanker

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wanker

Work it, make it, do it, harder, better, faster, stronger.

that would make me the six dollar man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
that would make me the six dollar man.


The bionic cock.

I have one of those ... haermm

does it glow when you get excited?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
does it glow when you get excited?

Yeah but .. it's because that hooker I was with.

I heard she's been "around" ...

The world. haermm

crylaugh

Originally posted by McLovin
Yeah but .. it's because that hooker I was with.

I heard she's been "around" ...

The world. haermm

Around the world how many times?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Around the world how many times?

A couple million times I'm guessing.

haermm

I think I've seen her before then.

STD much?

Yes, she had genital herpes in her yeast infection.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I think I've seen her before then.

I'll trade my chlamydia for your gonorrhea.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Yes, she had genital herpes in her yeast infection. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm

haermm She never came back after the check-up.

Originally posted by McLovin
I'll trade my chlamydia for your gonorrhea.

Alright.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Yes, she had genital herpes in her yeast infection.

She had a contagious loaf of bread.

Originally posted by McLovin
She had a contagious loaf of bread. white or wheat? sourdough?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
haermm She never came back after the check-up.



Alright.

Sucker .. oh wait