**** Me Almost The End

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Kram3r
OKAY I'M ALMOST FINISHED IN THIS PSEUDO COUNTRY CALLED AMERICA AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT? SOME BLACK **** EYEBALLING ME WITH MY #16 JERSEY ON, I PUT ON 15-20 LBS, LOST LUGGAGE, A TAPING OF JAY LENO AND THE WORLDS MOST AWESOME JACKET, OH AND SOME HOW I DEVELOPED A SMALL NEW ENGLAND ACCENT, ****. OUT OF 10 I GIVE THIS COUNTRY A **** YOU, AND ****ED IN TO ROLAND WHEN OHIO STATE LOST, ****ING LOSERS. haermm

Mairuzu
i want some toast

IamAJ
America sucks so it makes sense.

Tempe Brennan
Originally posted by Kram3r
OKAY I'M ALMOST FINISHED IN THIS PSEUDO COUNTRY CALLED AMERICA AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT? SOME BLACK **** EYEBALLING ME WITH MY #16 JERSEY ON, I PUT ON 15-20 LBS, LOST LUGGAGE, A TAPING OF JAY LENO AND THE WORLDS MOST AWESOME JACKET, OH AND SOME HOW I DEVELOPED A SMALL NEW ENGLAND ACCENT, ****. OUT OF 10 I GIVE THIS COUNTRY A **** YOU, AND ****ED IN TO ROLAND WHEN OHIO STATE LOST, ****ING LOSERS. haermm

Erm, okay. confused

IamAJ
Whirly that you?

Tempe Brennan
How can you tell?

The Grey Fox
Kram3r: No longer a pending American haermm

Kram3r
**** me, I leave this forum for like 3 weeks and a bunch of n00bs come on with bullshit, **** me. DUNT WANT REGISTRATIONS.

IamAJ
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
How can you tell?

You give of a scent.

Kram3r
Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Kram3r: No longer a pending American haermm

Well maybe, but they have to ****ing try harder next time. haermm

The Grey Fox
Originally posted by Kram3r
**** me, I leave this forum for like 3 weeks and a bunch of n00bs come on with bullshit, **** me. DUNT WANT REGISTRATIONS. I'm not a nublet kram3r, don't worry. 131

Tempe Brennan
Originally posted by IamAJ
You give of a scent.

Uh huh wink

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
OKAY I'M ALMOST FINISHED IN THIS PSEUDO COUNTRY CALLED AMERICA AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT? SOME BLACK **** EYEBALLING ME WITH MY #16 JERSEY ON, I PUT ON 15-20 LBS, LOST LUGGAGE, A TAPING OF JAY LENO AND THE WORLDS MOST AWESOME JACKET, OH AND SOME HOW I DEVELOPED A SMALL NEW ENGLAND ACCENT, ****. OUT OF 10 I GIVE THIS COUNTRY A **** YOU, AND ****ED IN TO ROLAND WHEN OHIO STATE LOST, ****ING LOSERS. haermm

**** YOU KRAMER, ****ING ALL BE LIKE "I LUV AMERICA" THEN WHEN YOU GET HERE YOU REALIZE IT DOES IN FACT SUCK AND ISN'T AS GREAT AS IT'S MADE OUT TO BE THEN YOU ***** AND MOAN BECAUSE JAY LENO WOULDN'T GIVE YOU A ****ING INTERVIEW FOR YOUR NEW MOVIE SO YOU ****ING DECIDED TO MAKE A ****ING SCENE ON THE TONIGHT SHOW. OH AND AT LEAST I DUNT ROOT FOR THE 49ERS. AUSSIE ****ER. haermm

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Kram3r
**** me, I leave this forum for like 3 weeks and a bunch of n00bs come on with bullshit, **** me. DUNT WANT REGISTRATIONS. but ive been here a while now sad

Tempe Brennan
How long?

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
How long? 2 years soon erm

Kram3r

IamAJ
I wonder how long ago I joined.

Tempe Brennan
You could check...

Bardock42
Originally posted by IamAJ
I wonder how long ago I joined. Me too, oh, it was today.

Tempe Brennan
I think mine was a couple of days ago

Mairuzu
yes

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
YEAH WELL I THOUGHT I'D GIVE THIS COUNTRY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THEN IT PUTS ****ING 15 POUNDS ON MY ONCE SEXIFUL BODY, ****. JAY LENO IS A BIT OF ALRIGHT THOUGH, BUT MAN, THAT ****ING STUDIO IS ****ING COLD I WAS WITHOUT A SWEATER OF SOME SHIT AND I'M LIKE "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK ME , LENO IS A CHEAP BASTARD WITH THE ****ING HEAT.".

HAERMMM BETTER BE RUNNING WHEN YOU GET BACK TO ****ING AUSTRALIA MATE.

Kram3r

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
MATE, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SCENE IN BOWFINGER WHERE STEVE MARTIN FINDS OUT THAT HEATHER GRAHAM KNOWS EDDIE MURPHY DOESN'T KNOW HE'S IN THE MOVIE AND HE GOES "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" AND GRAHAM GOES "I MAYBE FROM OHIO, BUT I'M NOT FROM OHIO.". I CRYL'D ALL NIGHT. crylaugh

OH SHIT, WE TAKING SHOTS AT OHIO NOW? **** YOU OHIO IS A DECENT PLACE, BUT I'D RATHER BE SOMEWHERE WARMER. haermm

Outbound
OH **** ME, DONT TELL ME KRAM3RS COMING (DEBATABLE mmm) BACK TO AUSTRALIA, QUICK MUM HIDE THE PAV, ILL TELL JOHNNY TO PUT ON A PAIR OF GUMBOOTS, TUTU AND A CAPE AND HAVE HIM STAND OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT WEARING A SIGN SAYING '**** OFF WE ARE OUT OF PAV', THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT DINGO STOLE THAT BABY, EXCEPT BY DINGO I MEAN KRAM3R AND BY BABY I MEAN PAV, CRIKEY WHERES THE DUNNY, I CAN FEEL MY MEAT PIES ARE ABOUT TO MAKE A MESS OF BOURKE'S BACKYARD, AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO AGRO ANYWAY, HE WAS BIT OF AN ALRIGHT BLOKE, BRING BACK AGRO I SAY, WHO'S WITH ME??NO ONE? **** YOU ALL, PAV HATERS, WE CANT STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY ETC ETC COULD BE OUT DOING SOMETHING ELSE BUT THIS IS ADELAIDE AFTER ALL ETC ETC WHERES MY DIDGERIDOO, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT MATE JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST AUSSIE BAND, JOHNNY AND AGRO PLAYING DIDGERIDOO WITH PETER COMBE OOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIT GET A BIT OF PETE INTO YA, **** YEAH, TIME FOR SOME PAV ME THINKS. haermm

kodak
crylaugh

Rogue Jedi
mmmm...Pav.

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Kram3r
OKAY I'M ALMOST FINISHED IN THIS PSEUDO COUNTRY CALLED AMERICA AND WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT? SOME BLACK **** EYEBALLING ME WITH MY #16 JERSEY ON, I PUT ON 15-20 LBS, LOST LUGGAGE, A TAPING OF JAY LENO AND THE WORLDS MOST AWESOME JACKET, OH AND SOME HOW I DEVELOPED A SMALL NEW ENGLAND ACCENT, ****. OUT OF 10 I GIVE THIS COUNTRY A **** YOU, AND ****ED IN TO ROLAND WHEN OHIO STATE LOST, ****ING LOSERS. haermm

****.
JUST SHUT THE **** UP WITH YOUR ****ING WHINING ABOUT HOW AMERICA WOULDN'T ****ING ACCEPT YOU AND ****ING HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO ****ING KRAM3R LAND AND MAKE MY ****ING VIDEO!

131fist

FoxMeister
hehe **** 313

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Kram3r
**** me, I leave this forum for like 3 weeks and a bunch of n00bs come on with bullshit, **** me. DUNT WANT REGISTRATIONS. well, I can tell you didnt get laid while here. stick out tongue

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