Straight from loins, burst free placenta! Newborn fury!

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Scythe
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u75/judithkayakat/victoria.jpg

A honey moon full of flurries and clawing! My Kayakat, no longer inpregnated with my fast growing seed! We go to our local McDonald's Hospital to deliver my princess.

Her name is Victoria, princess to all that is dark and sarcastic. Value her ideals and cherish her childhood, she's now part of the family.

Nod
Hot.

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u75/judithkayakat/victoria.jpg

A honey moon full of flurries and clawing! My Kayakat, no longer inpregnated with my fast growing seed! We go to our local McDonald's Hospital to deliver my princess.

Her name is Victoria, princess to all that is dark and sarcastic. Value her ideals and cherish her childhood, she's now part of the family.
Thats my baby touched

Scythe
Originally posted by Nod
Hot.

You think my small child is hot?

Scythe
Originally posted by kayakat
Thats my baby touched

Heh, you mean our baby...?

Disturbed Angel
As I said before, nice kid. laughcry

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Heh, you mean our baby...?
well yeah our baby happy

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
As I said before, nice kid. laughcry
thank you haermm isnt she cute?

Scythe
I find it hard to figure out how this kid came out of you first when I've been carrying SelphieT's raping treasure in my womb. Hmm, my mind and logic is an enigma unknowned to everyone including me. . .

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
I find it hard to figure out how this kid came out of you first when I've been carrying SelphieT's raping treasure in my womb. Hmm, my mind and logic is an enigma unknowned to everyone including me. . .
Its the way the world works i guess srug i don't question it, i just follow it

SelphieT
Awwww, cat ears and goat legs, how adorable!

Tempe Brennan
Cute, but the bear she's carrying is cuter, lol

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by kayakat
well yeah our baby happy


thank you haermm isnt she cute?
Yeah she is, actually. laughcry

SelphieT
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Cute, but the bear she's carrying is cuter, lol

Nothing's cuter than the baby sneaky2

kayakat
Originally posted by SelphieT
Awwww, cat ears and goat legs, how adorable!
isn't it? i love her touched

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Cute, but the bear she's carrying is cuter, lol
you mean the evil bear? blink

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
Yeah she is, actually. laughcry
haermm i'm still figuring out if she looks more like her mommy or like her daddy

Originally posted by SelphieT
Nothing's cuter than the baby sneaky2

agreedz woot

Scythe
Originally posted by kayakat
Its the way the world works i guess srug i don't question it, i just follow it

Then the drugs are working then....I MEAN!

*whistles*

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Then the drugs are working then....I MEAN!

*whistles*
blink say what now? confused

Scythe
Originally posted by kayakat
blink say what now? confused

What now!

Now what?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Scythe
What now!

Now what?

In the butt!

Mairuzu
its like the devil cat...

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
What now!

Now what?

i don't know confused

Originally posted by SelphieT
In the butt!

not in front of the children ermm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
its like the devil cat...

I know eek! isn't she cute!

SelphieT
Originally posted by kayakat
i don't know confused



not in front of the children ermm



I know eek! isn't she cute!

Oh sorry, I forgot about the children! AHHHHHH, I'm a terrible wife/mother/whatever!!!!!

Scythe
Ah my deathmetal listening daughter. How I love her to death!

kayakat
Originally posted by SelphieT
Oh sorry, I forgot about the children! AHHHHHH, I'm a terrible wife/mother/whatever!!!!!
nah your cool hug

Originally posted by Scythe
Ah my deathmetal listening daughter. How I love her to death!

i lovez her too happy

Sizzahx
Auwwwwww, cute!
Oh no wait.
That makes me..
Her GrandGrandMother!




****.

kayakat
Originally posted by Sizzahx
Auwwwwww, cute!
Oh no wait.
That makes me..
Her GrandGrandMother!




****.
hahhahaah haermm
your her granny crylaugh

Sizzahx
Grrrmblll.
You, you, yooouuu..

HAIRBALL!

kayakat
Originally posted by Sizzahx
Grrrmblll.
You, you, yooouuu..

HAIRBALL!
haermm

at least i'm a cute hairball pfft

Passione
Ohh my niece is so cute.

Lara
I'm now completely weirded out! eek!

kodak
how old is she? vin

kayakat
Originally posted by Passione
Ohh my niece is so cute.
Isn't she eek!

Originally posted by Lara
I'm now completely weirded out! eek!
But Victoria is cutez! haermm

Originally posted by kodak
how old is she? vin
I dunno she grows too fast hmm ask her daddy

WŚlshy
im the daddy now

Sol Valentine
Am I the uncle?

WŚlshy
your the mother

Sol Valentine
I thought Kaya was.

WŚlshy
na you are now

Sol Valentine
I wanted to be the uncle.

WŚlshy
i said your the mother now shh

Sol Valentine
I WANT TO BE THE UNCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Turns to Sol Valentine Prime*

WŚlshy
im the uncle evil face

Sol Valentine
*Beats the organs out of Walshy*

Scythe
Come now, our child does not want to see such events.

Disturbed Angel
Originally posted by kayakat
haermm i'm still figuring out if she looks more like her mommy or like her daddy
I dunno, can't help you there, sorry. haermm

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
Come now, our child does not want to see such events.

Tell niece I said sorry.

Scythe
Who?

Scythe
Honey I'm taking Victoria to school with me!

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Honey I'm taking Victoria to school with me!
Just make sure she doen't get hurt nahuh

Scythe
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u75/judithkayakat/victoriaandbear2.jpg

Scythe
Honey, we made a great looking kid, I swear!

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u75/judithkayakat/victoriaandbear2.jpg
crytissue aww she's playing with her evil teddy bear touched

Originally posted by Scythe
Honey, we made a great looking kid, I swear!
i know eek! isn't she cute!

Scythe
Sweet little Victoria!

Reverend Axel
Reading "Placenta" made me hungry. mhmm

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Sweet little Victoria!
she's growing up so fast crytissue

Scythe
Will she be a happy child, maybe! Most likely she'll be a crack baby!

kayakat
Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Reading "Placenta" made me hungry. mhmm
hmm you have weird appetite then

Originally posted by Scythe
Will she be a happy child, maybe! Most likely she'll be a crack baby!
my baby won't be a crack baby nahuh

Scythe
Originally posted by kayakat
my baby won't be a crack baby nahuh

Yeah, I know. They're lyrics from a GWAR song.

kayakat
Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
I dunno, can't help you there, sorry. haermm
that's what the doctor said haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, I know. They're lyrics from a GWAR song.
see i did not know that hmm

Scythe
Originally posted by kayakat
that's what the doctor said haermm

Hahahaha! Nice.

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Hahahaha! Nice.

eyes thank you haermm

Scythe
Mmmmm, turkey...

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Mmmmm, turkey...
now i wants some crying1


mmmmm turkey sandwich droolio

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by kayakat
now i wants some crying1


mmmmm turkey sandwich droolio funny, I just had one. Turkey, mayo, lettuce and tomato.

kayakat
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
funny, I just had one. Turkey, mayo, lettuce and tomato.
oh meanz i wants one .... crying1 but without tomato ermm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by kayakat
oh meanz i wants one .... crying1 but without tomato ermm no tomato? thats just crazy. CRAZY I say!!!

kayakat
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no tomato? thats just crazy. CRAZY I say!!!
tomato is icky ermm

Scythe
Yeah they are.

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah they are.
woot you agree?

Scythe
Originally posted by kayakat
woot you agree?

Yeah, they make most sandwiches and burgers soggy.

InnerRise
Originally posted by kayakat
tomato is icky ermm I don't like tomato on my sandwiches either, but I like them by themselves with salt.

Anyway......what's this baby business about? You lied to me.

('_' )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
I don't like tomato on my sandwiches either, but I like them by themselves with salt.

Anyway......what's this baby business about? You lied to me.

('_' )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Lied? About what?

kayakat
Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, they make most sandwiches and burgers soggy.
Yes, Tomato is eww ermm

Originally posted by InnerRise
I don't like tomato on my sandwiches either, but I like them by themselves with salt.

Anyway......what's this baby business about? You lied to me.

('_' )

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
I don't like them at all nahuh

haermm oops?

WŚlshy
can i adopt it?

kayakat

InnerRise
Originally posted by kayakat
haermm oops? Pretty big oops.

I need my space and some time to think.

Enjoy your lie.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

kayakat
Originally posted by InnerRise
Pretty big oops.

I need my space and some time to think.

Enjoy your lie.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
weep i didn't mean to ... she just grew so fast

InnerRise
Originally posted by kayakat
weep i didn't mean to ... she just grew so fast So I guess this means our plans must be cancelled now.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
So I guess this means our plans must be cancelled now.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Hahaha, how cute!

kayakat
Originally posted by InnerRise
So I guess this means our plans must be cancelled now.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
petpet we will still hang out

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, how cute!
i hope you mean me? eyes

Sol Valentine
I'm the uncle?

WŚlshy
if anyones the uncle its me

kayakat
your uncles now? confused since when are we related? What the f**k?

WŚlshy
i raped scythe in his sleep


then i did the same to you and my neice...no expression

kayakat

Passione

Scythe
All of you shut the hell up! Passione is Victoria's only aunt, Kaya and I are her parents and SelphieT s her step mom.

That's all...

InnerRise
Does that mean you left Kayakat for Selphie? B/c that's the only way I can conceive of Selphie being the Step Mom.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
Does that mean you left Kayakat for Selphie? B/c that's the only way I can conceive of Selphie being the Step Mom.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Oh wouldn't you like that! Haha, no. Selphie and Kaya are both married to me. Selphie is Victoria's mom when Kaya is busy and so forth.

InnerRise
Me? Like that? Oh No. I'm happy for you.

But isn't that special. Congratulations then.

ermmcool

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
Me? Like that? Oh No. I'm happy for you.

But isn't that special. Congratulations then.

ermmcool

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Meh, my two wives balance eachother out. SelphieT beats me bloody, and Kaya eases and heals my wounds. Then the cycle repeats...

Scythe
To be honest, they keep my life so entertained! It's always jumping in the air from explosions and mass penile drip with Selphie and it's always saving rabid animals who don't wanna be saved and porno music stuff with Kaya. I can't even catch a breath, but I love both of them equally, hailz yeah!

*Goat kiss to mah wives*

InnerRise
I'm just soooo happy for you.

headshotkmc

anata wa wakarimsu ka.....

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
Meh, my two wives balance eachother out. SelphieT beats me bloody, and Kaya eases and heals my wounds. Then the cycle repeats...

So like, you're life is a zoo?

JacopeX
Congrats.

So, is she going to be just like her daddy or what? laughing out loud

InnerRise
A female..........with 2 men..........at the same time...............hmmmm.....

What do they call those?

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm just soooo happy for you.

headshotkmc

anata wa wakarimsu ka.....

Jealous?

And goats are polygamists

InnerRise
No.....just happy......I'll always be happy for you. Not Jealous......just freaking happy.

So happy I could squeeze you til you popped.

pophug

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
No.....just happy......I'll always be happy for you. Not Jealous......just freaking happy.

So happy I could squeeze you til you popped.

pophug

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Whats yer problem, boi?

InnerRise
Originally posted by SelphieT
Whats yer problem, boi? No problem here. Just dancing b/c I'm fooking happy.

udance

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SelphieT
Originally posted by InnerRise
No problem here. Just dancing b/c I'm fooking happy.

udance

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehe

Scythe
Okay...

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
Jealous?

And goats are polygamists

WOW.

Scythe
Tis true.

kayakat
i dunno what happend here ... and i'm too lazy to read back sleepy

InnerRise
Originally posted by kayakat
i dunno what happend here ... and i'm too lazy to read back sleepy Awww......come over here and I'll read it all to you.

reading

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
*shudders*

I'll have nightmares...

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
Tis true.

I thought that they were happy with one girl.

Scythe
Nope.

Sizzahx
Originally posted by Scythe
All of you shut the hell up! Passione is Victoria's only aunt, Kaya and I are her parents and SelphieT s her step mom.

That's all...

Excuse me, I'm Kaya's grandmother, so that makes me her grandgrandmother, or something like that.

kayakat
Originally posted by InnerRise
Awww......come over here and I'll read it all to you.

reading

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
i listen smart

Originally posted by Scythe
*shudders*

I'll have nightmares...
aww hug

Originally posted by Sizzahx
Excuse me, I'm Kaya's grandmother, so that makes me her grandgrandmother, or something like that.
haermm

Sol Valentine
AM I THE UNCLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Scythe
No more family members for Victoria.

InnerRise
Originally posted by kayakat
i listen smart Good Good......oh looky here. It says here to make me the God Father of any offspring you may or may not create through selective breeding.

Well might as well rest your head on my lap as I read to you.

herbsmile

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
Good Good......oh looky here. It says here to make me the God Father of any offspring you may or may not create through selective breeding.

Well might as well rest your head on my lap as I read to you.

herbsmile

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Keep your distance, and lower your ego, you're so not going where you think you're going.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Scythe
Keep your distance, and lower your ego, you're so not going where you think you're going. Where do I think I'm going?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
Where do I think I'm going?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Constant flirting with Kaya, you have a one trick mind sick boy.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Scythe
Constant flirting with Kaya, you have a one trick mind sick boy. Why I never----

I'm offended.

That's not me at all. You're "reading" way too much into it.

All I'm doing is reading.

I'm not here to pull an Angelina or anything.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
I'm uhhh, not exactly stupid. I know quite alot.

InnerRise
Of course you're not stupid. I'm sure you know bunches and wunches.

Don't worry, be happy silly.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
Of course you're not stupid. I'm sure you know bunches and wunches.

Don't worry, be happy silly.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I'll try. I don't trust you for shit for 'certain' reasons, so until then, get the f*ck out of my presence and those I love.

InnerRise
Wow. I'm not sure if you're being serioius or not, but just in case you are, I have no problem in leaving a place where I'm not wanted.

Adios.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
I'm glad, as well as my loved ones.

Rogue Jedi
Its like kindergarten all over again.....gimmee your lunch moneyz.

LilyMaree
Originally posted by InnerRise
Wow. I'm not sure if you're being serioius or not, but just in case you are, I have no problem in leaving a place where I'm not wanted.

Adios.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Good to know you understand and respect that yes

LilyMaree
Originally posted by Scythe
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u75/judithkayakat/victoria.jpg

A honey moon full of flurries and clawing! My Kayakat, no longer inpregnated with my fast growing seed! We go to our local McDonald's Hospital to deliver my princess.

Her name is Victoria, princess to all that is dark and sarcastic. Value her ideals and cherish her childhood, she's now part of the family.

& she's gorgeous happy

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Scythe
I'm glad, as well as my loved ones. um...cyberthug? laughing

Scythe
Might as well be. Heh.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Scythe
Might as well be. Heh. Frankie say relax.

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
No more family members for Victoria.

Ok, can I still buy her presents? I bought this nice dress for her.

LilyMaree
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Ok, can I still buy her presents? I bought this nice dress for her.

Scythe
Sure, Victoria loves presents.

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
Sure, Victoria loves presents.

*Buys some presents*

When's her B'day?

Scythe
November 30th

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
November 30th

Damn, I'm gonna have to wait a while then.

Scythe
Don't cheap out either.

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
Don't cheap out either.

Is that a threat to my life?

LilyMaree
Would it be alright if I bought her a pet? ermm

Scythe
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Is that a threat to my life?

No, why would it be...?

Originally posted by LilyMaree
Would it be alright if I bought her a pet? ermm

Yes.

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
No, why would it be...?



Yes.

Cause it seemed that way.

I got the nicest dress for her.

Wild-Cherry
She's cute...but, I'm confused, who's actually your 'wife' ?
sweatdrop

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
She's cute...but, I'm confused, who's actually your 'wife' ?
sweatdrop

Kaya and Selphie.

Scythe
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
She's cute...but, I'm confused, who's actually your 'wife' ?
sweatdrop

Goats are polygamists, I married SelphieT and Kayakat, we were all in favor, however kayakat had my baby. Mhmm.

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Kaya and Selphie. I thought that was kind of...joking....

& I was kind of asking Scythe.

Are you 3 really, seriously together in a relationship?

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Scythe
Goats are polygamists, I married SelphieT and Kayakat, we were all in favor, however kayakat had my baby. Mhmm. Are you all happy that way...?


If I were one of the ladies, especially Seplhie I think I'd be jealous. embarrasment

Scythe
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Are you all happy that way...?


If I were one of the ladies, especially Seplhie I think I'd be jealous. embarrasment

Oh, only on KMC. In reality, SelphieT is my bestfriend/little sister I want to adopt and Kayakat is my girlfriend. However SelphieT and I have been KMC-Married for quite some time and we've both had kids. That's right, I had a kid. Make believe fun.

Wild-Cherry
(auto qu

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh, only on KMC. In reality, SelphieT is my bestfriend/little sister I want to adopt and Kayakat is my girlfriend. However SelphieT and I have been KMC-Married for quite some time and we've both had kids. That's right, I had a kid. Make believe fun. ok, sorry for being so nosey ^^ And I remember teh chillins raver

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh, only on KMC. In reality, SelphieT is my bestfriend/little sister I want to adopt and Kayakat is my girlfriend. However SelphieT and I have been KMC-Married for quite some time and we've both had kids. That's right, I had a kid. Make believe fun.

I'm about to get hood up in here! OK-K-Kay!!!!!!! Imma get my goonz up in this ish! SQUAD UP!

kayakat
Victoria! lalalala

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u75/judithkayakat/victoriaandbear2.jpg

Sol Valentine
CUTE!

kayakat
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
CUTE!
I know she's the cutest! eek!


also woot NEW SIG!!!!

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