Lara's asylem
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Lara
Ok my darlings!
tv's over there, straight jackets are in the corner and meds are as and when required! have fun, play nicely kids.

Sol Valentine
*Doesn't play nicely*
JacopeX
*Throws a Tantrum*
FoxMeister
*gets all the socks and wears them on various parts of my body*
Lara
Sol, you want some "alone" time?
Hi Barney *waves*
Fox!, ok at least your amused
JcopeX, whats up hun?
JacopeX
Hi Lara, long time no see.

Lady Fox
Originally posted by Lara
Ok my darlings!
tv's over there, straight jackets are in the corner and meds are as and when required! have fun, play nicely kids.
Play nice? Do I have to?

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Lara
Sol, you want some "alone" time?
Hi Barney *waves*
Fox!, ok at least your amused
JcopeX, whats up hun?
*Throws pills*
Bad mamajama!
Lara
its for the good of all LF
hey JacopeX, yeah its been a busy time for me recently.
Lara
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Throws pills*
Bad mamajama!
whojawhat?
JacopeX
Oh I see.
I'm doing pretty good lately. Ugh, is tommorow Monday?

Burning thought
"slams face into a bar of butter"
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Lara
Fox!, ok at least your amused
i havent got enough socks... *steals Sol's socks and Barney's socks*
JacopeX
Originally posted by Barney
Nice to meet you. Hey Barney, hows everything!

Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Lara
whojawhat?
*Cries*
Originally posted by FoxMeister
i havent got enough socks... *steals Sol's socks and Barney's socks*
My socks! *Bites ear*
Symmetric Chaos
What meds are available?
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
My socks! *Bites ear*
*Bites gloves* Those'll work
Barney
Originally posted by JacopeX
Hey Barney, hows everything!

Not bad I guess.
Boredom has taken over.

Lara
hey! who gave him the key to the food cabinet?
meds!? sugar cubes, smarties, telly tots and coconut ice
stop with the socks!!!!!!!!!
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by JacopeX
*Throws a pie*

That was MY PIE!!!!
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

That was MY PIE!!!!
Cream pie .hae
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Cream pie .hae
*shanks FoxMeister with a banana*
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*shanks FoxMeister with a banana*
THAT WAS MY BANANA!!!
Banana and cream pie .hae
JacopeX
*Dances around holding the keys yelling "Potato chip!"*
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by FoxMeister
THAT WAS MY BANANA!!!
Banana and cream pie .hae
crazy Now we need a rose.
Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
*Bites gloves* Those'll work
My finger! *Bites leg and swings around*
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
My finger! *Bites leg and swings around*
*Bites phallus and yanks*
Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
*Bites phallus and yanks*
*Does the Butterfly Hammerscrew Dance Kick*
Lara
damn it!!!!!!! *puts on gas mask, tosses a sleep gas grenade into room*
THATS ENOUGH!

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Lara
damn it!!!!!!! *puts on gas mask, tosses a sleep gas grenade into room*
THATS ENOUGH!
*Bites grenade* METAL APPLE!!!
Lady Fox
Originally posted by Lara
its for the good of all LF
hey JacopeX, yeah its been a busy time for me recently.
Fluck all others!
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Lara
damn it!!!!!!! *puts on gas mask, tosses a sleep gas grenade into room*
THATS ENOUGH!
It smells funny in here. Why you fart?

Lara
you'd have really known about it if I'd farted

sherbert lemon time!!!!!!!!!
FoxMeister
OH NOES NOT TEH SHERBART LEMUN!!
Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
*Bites grenade* METAL APPLE!!!
*Kicks grenade*
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Lara
you'd have really known about it if I'd farted

sherbert lemon time!!!!!!!!!
Sherberts want to steal my penis

Lara
Hummmn.............................................
how about I steal it instead! shifty
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Kicks grenade*
AHHH **** I SWALLOWED IT!!!
FoxMeister
But its in my body!!
Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
AHHH **** I SWALLOWED IT!!!
*Punches gut to disrupt the Digestive System process, then farts*
Symmetric Chaos
Dear god. It's just like during the war! nuts
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Punches gut to disrupt the Digestive System process, then farts*
oh shit i just laughed so hard.... *Chokes up grenade* aaahhhh shit. Now my breath can put people to sleep..... mhmm YAYAYA!!!!
*Breathes on Lara* renske
Sol Valentine
Originally posted by FoxMeister
oh shit i just laughed so hard.... *Chokes up grenade* aaahhhh shit. Now my breath can put people to sleep..... mhmm YAYAYA!!!!
*Breathes on Lara* renske
*Swallows grenade*
So now you're like, a mutant?
FoxMeister
Yeah. dont make me breathe on you
Lara
*points* gas mask dummy, oh and just to let you know,.....
I'm more crazy than you guys! crazy

Sol Valentine
Nah, I'm the craziest!
Symmetric Chaos
No we're the craziest.
Lara
*strips and runs around with pink ribbons, singing the vader theme music*
FoxMeister
*watches any movie with Tom Cruise in it*
Symmetric Chaos
*finally contacts the aliens*
Lara
*throws boiled sweets at every one repeatedly*
Wålshy
*eats everyone..repeatedly*
FoxMeister
*licks a dog turd*
Symmetric Chaos
*joins Oprahism*
Lara
*roles around on floor behaving like a cat*
Sol Valentine
*Craps on a Snake on a Plane*
Lara
*wraps straight jacket around sol's head*
FoxMeister
*has sex with a thorn bush*
Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by FoxMeister
*has sex with a thorn bush* dude....

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by FoxMeister
*has sex with a thorn bush*
droolio
FoxMeister
*has sex with RJ in a thorn bush with Piggle, Scythe and Lara watching*
Neo Darkhalen
My god this thread is like wild fire, it took me almost thrice as long to get my thread to page 4, well done.

FoxMeister
*has sex with a wild fire*
Wålshy
*has sex with fire*
Wålshy
*has sex with foxmeister's wild fire*
your wild fire is a bit of a ****
FoxMeister
*has sex with flaming hot magma*
Wålshy
*doesnt have sex with magma*
FoxMeister
*Doesnt do anything peaches
Wålshy
*doesnt do something else*
FoxMeister
*Does something*
Wålshy
*does foxmeister*
lulz two consecutive posts involving sex with FM
FoxMeister
*Does something with the girl that makes me feel warm inside and makes my heart beat double when i see her*
Sol Valentine
Originally posted by Lara
*wraps straight jacket around sol's head*
*Has an orgy with a forest*
*Then rapes FM*
FoxMeister
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Has an orgy with a forest*
*Then rapes FM*
*Has unprotected sex with everyone in the internet. Goes to playboy website* Helllloooooo goooodd time
Sol Valentine
*Throws money around*
I don't know?
*Slaps self*
Wålshy
*jumps up and down singing to sol*
Sol Valentine
*Does the hand clap, then Rick James' Walshy*
FoxMeister
*walks behind women in dresses and grabs underwear, yanks down and licks*
Sol Valentine
*Kicks FM's head*
Lara
*gets stupidly drunk in the corner and starts to sing "I will survive"*
Dorian Belmont
as pope of the religion of insanity i bless this asylem....ask permission next time
queeq
*Walks in dressed as a police officer*
Hello, hello, hello. What's all this then?
Tempe Brennan
I am not sure asylum is spelled right, lol
Rogue Jedi
Fugg...Fugg wanna play!!!
Tempe Brennan
I'll play.

Rogue Jedi
*Fugg opens monopoly board*
Tempe Brennan
I like to cheat at Monopoly.

Rogue Jedi
I RULE at monopoly.
Tempe Brennan
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I RULE at monopoly.
I challenge you.

Rogue Jedi
you will lose, no kidding.
Tempe Brennan
I cheat real good, though
Rogue Jedi
you would.
cheater.
Tempe Brennan
Cheating is what wins you the game...

Strangelove
It's spelled "Asylum"

Lara
Does it really matter how the damn word is spelt? people still recognise it. any who, this is the crazy place why not have crazy spelling too?
Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
as pope of the religion of insanity i bless this asylem....ask permission next time
I think you'll find I was here and very very insane long before you were matey

Dorian Belmont
Originally posted by Lara
Does it really matter how the damn word is spelt? people still recognise it. any who, this is the crazy place why not have crazy spelling too?
I think you'll find I was here and very very insane long before you were matey

dont mock me young one ....i know dim mak :P
Lara
Originally posted by Dorian Belmont
dont mock me young one ....i know dim mak :P
young one! wow, havent been called that for a long time

and I wasnt mocking you. its a fact

queeq
Originally posted by Lara
Does it really matter how the damn word is spelt?
Teeeheee... she said spelt.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Lara
Does it really matter how the damn word is spelt? people still recognise it. any who, this is the crazy place why not have crazy spelling too?

Sorry, it's the anal retentive side of me.
Lara
no worries dear.
Queeq, what you on about now?
queeq
Originally posted by Lara
no worries dear.
Queeq, what you on about now?
You, baby, only you.
Wild-Cherry
*pulls on a straight jacket*
Play with me....droolio
Lara
sure thing sweets! *starts to fiddle with buckles*
Tempe Brennan
Hello Lara! Whats up?
Lara
hey, tempe! just playing with the brass, wanna join?
FoxMeister
*wakes up in a japanese rec room*
Lara
Hmmmmmm, I dont remember that room being on the floor plans!

FoxMeister
*gets a dairy milk wrapper and swaps the chocolate with galaxy*
Lara
Ooooooooooo! that makes me so mad!!!!!furious
FoxMeister
*Sits outside in the middle of a heatwave in summer whilst a raging rainstorm thunders and strikes above the earth* haermm
Lara
damn.........that not fair!!!!!!

Lara
I'm just gonna have to jump my bf

Mairuzu
Never posted in this thread before. never will!

Lara
well whats that then? ^ hmmmmn

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Mairuzu
bag shit
Lara
you are certainly a strange one my dear!
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Lara
you are certainly a strange one my dear! i know apologies ahead of time
Lara
I wont tell anyone, promise

Mairuzu
Originally posted by Lara
I wont tell anyone, promise

i'm sure most of them know

Lara
damn! now that spoils my fun *curses*
Mairuzu
Originally posted by Lara
damn! now that spoils my fun *curses*
Originally posted by Mairuzu
i know apologies ahead of time
wheelchair
LilyMaree
Am I welcomed in here?

Lara
Queeq! .....

how rude!
yes you are dear.
Hi scythe
Scythe
Hell-O, how are you?
AC/DC'S_LVR
rips padding in solitary and screams till they tie her dwon
TRH
Originally posted by Scythe
Mhmmm
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