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in less than 50 words?

without losing any of its elements... and please keep it serious....

please~

Originally posted by The P
in less than 50 words?

without losing any of its elements... and please keep it serious....

please~

Why?

Originally posted by The P
in less than 50 words?

without losing any of its elements... and please keep it serious....

please~

If you wanted people to be serious, you'd have found a better place to make the request....

One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Buddha.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed
two sets of footprints in the sand,
one beloning to him and the other to Buddha.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the
very lowest and saddest times in his life.

This bothered him and he questioned Buddha about it.
"Buddha, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life there is
only one set of footprints.

I don't understand why when I needed you most
you would leave me."

Buddha replied "Wake up, you are dreaming. Get on with life and stop looking to others for the answers that only you can know."

^yup

buddha is a jerk

I have heard this story years ago, doesn't mean anything though, just another tale...

Originally posted by The P
^yup

buddha is a jerk

What? Did you not understand? The point was stop dreaming and get on with life?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What? Did you not understand? The point was stop dreaming and get on with life?


shaky people interpret the same thing many ways. thats why some people see the christian god as an *******(IE:me)

And in all reality, Chuck Norris is the considerate, passionate ruler of the universe.

Originally posted by Quark_666
And in all reality, Chuck Norris is the considerate, passionate ruler of the universe. considerate?

Originally posted by chickenlover98
shaky people interpret the same thing many ways. thats why some people see the christian god as an *******(IE:me)

But I worked so hard on the rewrite.

Originally posted by The P
in less than 50 words?

without losing any of its elements... and please keep it serious....

please~

wtf r the footsteps

Originally posted by chickenlover98
considerate?

Yep! and my post was actually supposed to say "compassionate" as well!

Thats Chuck Norris all over.

Soes therez a dewd.
But he be making 2 pairz of da footsteps.
But he onlee 1 dewd.
Then teh Jebus waz like
"It waz me LOL!
I wz carryin u."
Soes teh dewd thanks teh Jebus.
And eated soem taco bell.
Teh End!

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Soes therez a dewd.
But he be making 2 pairz of da footsteps.
But he onlee 1 dewd.
Then teh Jebus waz like
"It waz me LOL!
I wz carryin u."
Soes teh dewd thanks teh Jebus.
And eated soem taco bell.
Teh End!

Jebus was a jerk.

Originally posted by The P
in less than 50 words?
without losing any of its elements... and please keep it serious....
please~
A man dreamt he was walking with God. Above them, scenes from his life flashed by; behind them, he saw two sets of footprints. The man noticed only one set of footprints during hardship and said, "I needed you then." God said, "That's why I was carrying you."

Originally posted by chickenlover98
shaky people interpret the same thing many ways. thats why some people see the christian god as an *******(IE:me) No, people see the Christian God as an ******* cause he is one.

Factually.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, people see the Christian God as an ******* cause he is one.

Factually.

well bardock im not denying that fact he is a douche

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, people see the Christian God as an ******* cause he is one.

Factually.

If he's real. And assuming he's a he.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
If he's real. And assuming he's a he. The fictional guy I talk about is referred to as he. And even if he is not real. He is still an *******.

Originally posted by Bardock42
The fictional guy I talk about is referred to as he. And even if he is not real. He is still an *******.

Or maybe just a total nutter.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Or maybe just a total nutter. Being a nutter doesn't excuse you from being a dick.

I should know, I am a dick.

One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along
the beach with the Lord.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed
two sets of footprints in the sand,
one beloning to him and the other to the Lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the
very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.

"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life there is
only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most
you would leave me."

The Lord replied "My precious, precious child,
I love you and would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffereing,
when you see only one set of footprints in the sand,
It was then that I made you aware that it was you that had
the strength within yourself.
I was just a whisper that said you could.
I had you imagine there were two.

Then the man got up and slammed dunked 4 shots of tequilla, and blessed the lord and said He is very good!

Pfft!

I like my version better.

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why, you don't like tequilla with lime?

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schizophrenia said the Lord, and I love those most.

God: They hear me real good!