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Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great...

its called ATHEISM. you see you dont believe in anything and you arent bound by bullshit.

and btw if you cant make up your own mind, your a joke. wikipedia religions. if you base your beliefs of the beliefs of others, i have absolutely 0 respect for u

Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great... Read various articles about the religions, talk to people that worship. Like, Priests, or Rabbi's.

Or my suggestion simply live your life the best you can and let a religion or spiritual belief find you.

Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great... You think there is a choice in the matter. And you don't know which Religion if any is right?


Well, you are an agnostic. Good job. Your journey is over.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
its called ATHEISM. you see you dont believe in anything and you arent bound by bullshit.

and btw if you cant make up your own mind, your a joke. wikipedia religions. if you base your beliefs of the beliefs of others, i have absolutely 0 respect for u

Great way to evangelize there.



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Anyway, this is the last place to come for religious advice. I know, i know, it's a religion forum. But everyone has their own brand of crazy that they're trying to sell, and no one will give you an unbiased viewpoint. I'm no exception.

Go out there and figure things out for yourself. Otherwise, whether on the internet or regular life, you'll be batted around by people with an agenda to push, and contradicting arguments will fly past you like logic flies past ID advocates (see, I told you I'd do it too).

Read lots. And get both sides of any issue or religion, good/bad, for/against, etc. That's usually the best way. If you don't read much, you're probably better off as an agnostic.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Great way to evangelize there.



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Anyway, this is the last place to come for religious advice. I know, i know, it's a religion forum. But everyone has their own brand of crazy that they're trying to sell, and no one will give you an unbiased viewpoint. I'm no exception.

Go out there and figure things out for yourself. Otherwise, whether on the internet or regular life, you'll be batted around by people with an agenda to push, and contradicting arguments will fly past you like logic flies past ID advocates (see, I told you I'd do it too).

Read lots. And get both sides of any issue or religion, good/bad, for/against, etc. That's usually the best way. If you don't read much, you're probably better off as an agnostic. Dude, he came here to got sold on an ideology. This is the number one place to go if you want crazies to convert you.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Great way to evangelize there.



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Anyway, this is the last place to come for religious advice. I know, i know, it's a religion forum. But everyone has their own brand of crazy that they're trying to sell, and no one will give you an unbiased viewpoint. I'm no exception.

Go out there and figure things out for yourself. Otherwise, whether on the internet or regular life, you'll be batted around by people with an agenda to push, and contradicting arguments will fly past you like logic flies past ID advocates (see, I told you I'd do it too).

Read lots. And get both sides of any issue or religion, good/bad, for/against, etc. That's usually the best way. If you don't read much, you're probably better off as an agnostic.

well the church of chuck norris is always accepting new members

Yes the Church of Chuck Norris accepts all members of the community. We only ask that you recognize the power that is Chuck Norris.

I personally think that Chuck Norris is a cowardly wanker.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I personally think that Chuck Norris is a cowardly wanker.
when they find you on the ground with your head roundhouse kicked off, i wont be weeping for you

Originally posted by chickenlover98
when they find you on the ground with your head roundhouse kicked off, i wont be weeping for you Won't happen. Cause Chuck is in fact a coward and a moron.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Won't happen. Cause Chuck is in fact a coward and a moron.

And he would probably break a hip trying a roundhouse.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
And he would probably break a hip trying a roundhouse.

chuck is eternal.

Chuck is like In-N-Out and Las Vegas: overrated.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Chuck is like In-N-Out and Las Vegas: overrated.

in-n-out is the shit. vegas, well it will be once im 21 lol

Originally posted by chickenlover98
its called ATHEISM. you see you dont believe in anything and you arent bound by bullshit.

and btw if you cant make up your own mind, your a joke. wikipedia religions. if you base your beliefs of the beliefs of others, i have absolutely 0 respect for u

Thanks for making the rest us look like assholes, nice job.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
in-n-out is the shit.

Yeah....all three of the items on the menu? (the secret menu sucks. Animal fries?...not only does it taste like shit, it's a heart-attack in a basket)

White Castle > In-N-Out

Originally posted by chickenlover98
vegas, well it will be once im 21 lol

Unless gambling's your thing, it's really not all-that.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Yeah....all three of the items on the menu? (the secret menu sucks. Animal fries?...not only does it taste like shit, it's a heart-attack in a basket)

White Castle > In-N-Out



Unless gambling's your thing, it's really not all-that.

whitecastle= nonexistant in california

i like gambling, but only safe bets. maybe its the jew genes?

Originally posted by Kram3r
Thanks for making the rest us look like assholes, nice job.

anytime. and anyways what i said is true

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Great way to evangelize there.



...

Anyway, this is the last place to come for religious advice. I know, i know, it's a religion forum. But everyone has their own brand of crazy that they're trying to sell, and no one will give you an unbiased viewpoint. I'm no exception.

Go out there and figure things out for yourself. Otherwise, whether on the internet or regular life, you'll be batted around by people with an agenda to push, and contradicting arguments will fly past you like logic flies past ID advocates (see, I told you I'd do it too).

Read lots. And get both sides of any issue or religion, good/bad, for/against, etc. That's usually the best way. If you don't read much, you're probably better off as an agnostic. I was unbiased Digi durfist

Originally posted by Newjak
I was unbiased Digi durfist You two are the same person. Shh now.

Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great...

Don't go looking to fit yourself into religion. Fit religion into yourself. Of course if you find that distressing or impossible you might simply be an athiest.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Don't go looking to fit yourself into religion. Fit religion into yourself. Of course if you find that distressing or impossible you might simply be an athiest.
duh duh duh

Originally posted by chickenlover98
duh duh duh

You're just angry that my answer sounded totally zen.

This is a stupid request. If you don't believe in anything, just stay the way you are. You can't turn on faith like a faucet.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You're just angry that my answer sounded totally zen.

i know (goes to cry in a corner)

Originally posted by Bardock42
You two are the same person. Shh now. We are.

So I've been talking to myself all this time shock

Originally posted by King Kandy
This is a stupid request. If you don't believe in anything, just stay the way you are. You can't turn on faith like a faucet.

sssh the retard doesnt know that yet

Yeah I mean, if you need to ask someone for a religion, then you just plain aren't a religious person.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Yeah I mean, if you need to ask someone for a religion, then you just plain aren't a religious person.

god damn it, let him wallow in idiocy. its rare to see people this dumb. i want to enjoy it

edit: science damn it

Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great...
Here there be trolles.

Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great...

Try THIS.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
its rare to see people this dumb.

You don't know many people

Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great...

You can't choose to believe in something - you have to believe yourself that God exists or whatever, and not choose it or else it isn't really a belief if that makes any sense

Originally posted by Quark_666
You don't know many people

on this site i mean. hell we have a guy on here that believes the earths the center of the universe. that makes 2. hence my point

Why do you need a religion?

Anyhow, it is important to ask yourself what you are actually looking for, and how it relates to the sort of person you are.

General G, why haven't you posted anything after the first post?

I was away.

Newjak, DigiMark007, Symmetric Chaos, Tempe Brennan, Storm, among some other all helped and I appreciate it. No comment for the others.

T-thanks.

Originally posted by General G
I was away.

Newjak, DigiMark007, Symmetric Chaos, Tempe Brennan, Storm, among some other all helped and I appreciate it. No comment for the others.

woot

And to anyone who didn't get a mention.

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...though I didn't mean the religion forum is a bad place. Just that we become so polarized that asking for religious advice is one of the most potentially volatile things you can do. But it's still useful for discussion, and can be used productively toward your attempt to find a religion.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
woot

And to anyone who didn't get a mention...

Don't let it go to your head.

Originally posted by General G
Well, I am trying to choose a religion...and I need to know the best way to do so, I don't want to just choose some random religion obviously, I want it to mean something, I have been looking into it and am still unsure that I fit into one correctly that I think I should...

Any help on how I should go about picking one would be great...


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Yes, my freind God is Orgasm.

The Universe emerged from a splended Orgasm. What we now know as the "Big Bang" was the earliest recorded cosmic ejaculation.


What we, of the Orgasmism, are about is the union of all through the most powerful force in the cosmos: Orgasm, the life giving, energizing, revitalizing spark which makes all things possible.

WE cherish the sacred: Nudity, masturbation, anal, oral and vaginal sex, orgies, current and ancient pornographies.

If you are interested in joining our Church, let me know.


In the meantime, please take the time to educate yourself on the fundamentals of Orgasmism. Read up on:



-The Kama Sutra
-The Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
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Originally posted by General G
I was away.

Newjak, DigiMark007, Symmetric Chaos, Tempe Brennan, Storm, among some other all helped and I appreciate it. No comment for the others. Glad I could help.

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
My freind, welcome to the Church of Orgasmism.


Orgasmism is the GREATEST OF ALL RELIGIONS,for we have discovered the Truth: God, the Power of the Universe lies in our very Genitalia: God is Orgasm.



Yes, my freind God is Orgasm.

The Universe emerged from a splended Orgasm. What we now know as the "Big Bang" was the earliest recorded cosmic ejaculation.


What we, of the Orgasmism, are about is the union of all through the most powerful force in the cosmos: Orgasm, the life giving, energizing, revitalizing spark which makes all things possible.

WE cherish the sacred: Nudity, masturbation, anal, oral and vaginal sex, orgies, current and ancient pornographies.

If you are interested in joining our Church, let me know.


In the meantime, please take the time to educate yourself on the fundamentals of Orgasmism. Read up on:



-The Kama Sutra
-The Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
-Porno

the church of chuck norris whips urs. its besically the same thing cept Chuck created the universe and he is our lord and master. ALL HAIL CHUCK

Nah really the church of norris sucks. I proved them wrong about so much stuff it's not even funny.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Nah really the church of norris sucks. I proved them wrong about so much stuff it's not even funny.

u cant disprove chuck norris or any of his teachings.

You do crack, don't you?

http://overcompensating.com/posts/20080116.html

Thought this was pertinent. Though Chuck has reached epic levels of annoying. Bond is still cool imo.

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May the Power of Orgasm be with you

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
May the Power of Orgasm be with you

Hey! I thought you stopped posting here?

Originally posted by Deja~vu
You do crack, don't you?


well.....the Crack fairy was giving it to me for free.......