By CROM!!! It's Conan The Barbarian And Red Sonja Vs. The Predator
When? - 12,000 B.C. during the Hyborian Age
Where? - The hot steaming jungles of southern Koth; southwest of Aquilonia.
Who? - King Conan and his long time friend and companion Red Sonja are on a journey thru the jungles of Koth toward a castle in Zamora on horseback.
Why? - Supposedly a wise man lives there in a castle that will be able to explain to Conan and Sonja about a strange and fascinating artifact that was found near Conan's kingdom of Aquilonia...
What? - A very strange and fascinating artifact indeed; something that neither Conan nor anyone in his kingdom has ever seen before. A small, mountable cannon covered with strange designs and carvings all over it; unlike any weapon Conan has ever seen...(and he's seen a lot over the years!)
While traveling thru the hot, steamy jungles of Koth, Conan and Sonja run into the owner of this strange artifact looking to retrieve it...a young warrior Yautja; otherwise known as a Predator.
**This particular Yautja is not as experienced as say the Yautja in the first Predator film, but more like the one in the second film. This Predator only has his wrist blades, a combi-stick, a smart disc, cloaking device, and a dagger. No shurikens, no spearguns, no scatter guns or net guns, whips, plasma casters or cannons,no throwing mines, etc...**
Conan and Red Sonja are both armed to the teeth with weaponry however. Conan has his Atlantean broadsword, a double-sided battle axe, two daggers, a shield, and a smaller one-handled, single sided axe. Sonja has her bow and quiver of arrows, her longsword, a shield, and a dagger along with the mounts their riding.
"It would seem our adversary wants the strange artifact you now carry Conan!" exclaims Sonja.
"Well, by Crom, if the dog wants it, he'll have to pry it from my cold lifeless hands...and he'll not find me easy prey!!!!" shouts King Conan while looking towards the trees, sword and shield in hand, and ready for battle....
So, does the Predator get his toy back and add two more skulls to his collection....OR does King Conan have a new, strange, ugly head mounted in his throne room back home???