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I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour with duct tape and then commenced to tape the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/


I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour in duct tape and then commenced to tap the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/


I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

Hell yeah! He should have pleaded that his son would have froze to death, he had to wear something! It's cold out there in Wisconsin.

YAY for child abuse

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hell yeah! He should have pleaded that his son would have froze to death, he had to wear something! It's cold out there in Wisconsin.


you ever thought about being a lawyer?

Yeah, I find child abuse hilarious too. Especially if it is for such a retarded reason as "I like to watch sweaty men touch each other, so I will abuse my child".

Thumbs up for idiots.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
you ever thought about being a lawyer?

"Your honor, duct tape CAN act as an insulator as shown in exhibit b."

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I find child abuse hilarious too. Especially if it is for such a retarded reason as "I like to watch sweaty men touch each other, so I will abuse my child".

Thumbs up for idiots.

WTF dude, that's just asking for Schector and Backfire to appear.

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF dude, that's just asking for Schector and Backfire to appear. They are everything that is wrong with the world.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour with duct tape and then commenced to tape the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/


I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

What an idiot.

Originally posted by Bardock42
They are everything that is wrong with the world.

Don't you mean "and the Jews" too, German?

My child once refused to watch porn with me.

So I raped him and killed him.

Originally posted by BackFire
My child once refused to watch porn with me.

So I raped him and killed him.

did you film it?

Yes.

It's selling on Ebay under the name "Elmo's Great Adventure".

Originally posted by BackFire
My child once refused to watch porn with me.

So I raped him and killed him.

Dude.. crylaugh

Originally posted by BackFire
Yes.

It's selling on Ebay under the name "Elmo's Great Adventure".

do you rape elmo as well?

Originally posted by Schecter
do you rape elmo as well?

He's not real.

But yes.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour with duct tape and then commenced to tape the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/


I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

What a ****ing loser.

What a stupid idiot.

Originally posted by BackFire
He's not real.

But yes.

lmfao

This made me laugh really hard...


I am going to hell

I'll see you there, my friend.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I find child abuse hilarious too. Especially if it is for such a retarded reason as "I like to watch sweaty men touch each other, so I will abuse my child".

Thumbs up for idiots.

I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

so to be a winner he has to live vicariously through "300lb bohemoths" on the television while drinking beer and stroking his cock? you must be made of win.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

Actually I was thinking of football specifically...where guys sniff each other's butts. Sure they hurt each other afterwards, but first they take a load of man ass in their face.

It's true I wasn't really good at sports, but that's not what I am saying. I appreciate all sorts of sports. I can see the merit in many of them, what I meant is that this retard probably can't, cause he's a retard, ergo he just gets aroused by men's bodies touching each other, which, in turn, as he was beaten up by his fundamentalist Christian dead half to death cause he wore his mommies dress when he was 6, makes him feel guilty and disgusted with himsels so he has to tape jersey's on his son. So really, no offense to you...except if you like to abuse your children. And even then, no offense to you, except if you like to do it for idiotic reasons. So, maybe tone down the personal attacks and realize what's being said, eh?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually I was thinking of football specifically...where guys sniff each other's butts. Sure they hurt each other afterwards, but first they take a load of man ass in their face.

It's true I wasn't really good at sports, but that's not what I am saying. I appreciate all sorts of sports. I can see the merit in many of them, what I meant is that this retard probably can't, cause he's a retard, ergo he just gets aroused by men's bodies touching each other, which, in turn, as he was beaten up by his fundamentalist Christian dead half to death cause he wore his mommies dress when he was 6, makes him feel guilty and disgusted with himsels so he has to tape jersey's on his son. So really, no offense to you...except if you like to abuse your children. And even then, no offense to you, except if you like to do it for idiotic reasons. So, maybe tone down the personal attacks and realize what's being said, eh?


You're just jealous because he's been chatting online with hot babes all day.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're just jealous because he's been chatting online with hot babes all day. Odd.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're just jealous because he's been chatting online with hot babes all day.

Slightly abstract response. Let me put it in layman terms: you're a babbling loon.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually I was thinking of football specifically...where guys sniff each other's butts. Sure they hurt each other afterwards, but first they take a load of man ass in their face.

It's true I wasn't really good at sports, but that's not what I am saying. I appreciate all sorts of sports. I can see the merit in many of them, what I meant is that this retard probably can't, cause he's a retard, ergo he just gets aroused by men's bodies touching each other, which, in turn, as he was beaten up by his fundamentalist Christian dead half to death cause he wore his mommies dress when he was 6, makes him feel guilty and disgusted with himsels so he has to tape jersey's on his son. So really, no offense to you...except if you like to abuse your children. And even then, no offense to you, except if you like to do it for idiotic reasons. So, maybe tone down the personal attacks and realize what's being said, eh?

You got alot of info from a little info right there.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Odd.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Slightly abstract response. Let me put it in layman terms: you're a babbling loon.

You both are idiots.

That was a paraphrase (almost a direct quote) from Napoleon Dynamite.

Both your moms go to college.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You both are idiots.

That was a paraphrase (almost a direct quote) from Napoleon Dynamite.

Both your moms go to college.

Doesn't make it less odd.

It might make it a little less odd, I am not quite sure on that. Though usually quotes relate more to what has been said. So it might also make it more odd. Research needs to be done.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
I get the feeling somebody was never very good as sports. Perhaps overweight? Perhaps those who were good as sports made fun of you and ridiculed you?

something fake like professional wreslting, I could see.....but reducing a manly, testosterone filled game of violence like football into "guys touching each other" is retarded. Yes......guys are touching each other......300lb bohemoths are smashing and crunching into each other with high velocity and impact, injuring one another to prove dominance on the field. This is more akin to any male animals fighting for dominance, territory and mating rights than your homosexual fantasy mentioned above. Then again, I bet bull elephants never made fun of you for being a fat loser. Carry on.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, this is just football we're talking about, right?

Are you a face-painter?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You both are idiots.

That was a paraphrase (almost a direct quote) from Napoleon Dynamite.

Both your moms go to college.

Oh, I see, what an absolute idiot I am, I didn't see that it was a quote that holds no relevance.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

If you don't get exactly where I got that quote from you're an absolute idiot.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oh, I see, what an absolute idiot I am, I didn't see that it was a quote that holds no relevance.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

If you don't get exactly where I got that quote from you're an absolute idiot.

You failed to see three things that make you both even more of idiots.

1. I was mocking you both because you like to call everyone idiots. (CISRTSNWJCYAI)

2. I was trying to lighten the mood by making fun of Evil Dead by making him look like a nerd instead of a jock.

3. It would have been a nice "inside joke" for anyone who watched Napoleon Dynamite. This is a movie forum, you know.

And to answer your question....

"The Office"...the UK version. I have seen most of those episodes and I have seen most of the episodes from the American version as well.

It gets odder and odder.

it sure does

"He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?" + Google = Knowledgeable Expert

I got the joke.

That's because you're a tosser.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour with duct tape and then commenced to tape the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/


I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

Hahaha!!! The Packers lost to the Giants.

Yeah, turned out to be bad karma for the Pack.

And who said anything about sweaty? The wind chill was negative 24, and the week before was in a blizzard.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I've met many sports fanatics. I've met many nutty bastards. I can only hope to meet a man like this one day.

A father, whom is a die hard Green Bay Packers fan. requested that his son wear a Packers Jersey after their Victory on saturday. When his son refused, the father restrained his child for an hour with duct tape and then commenced to tape the Jersey on his son and send him to school

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22689532/


I would lend my voice in the defense of that father in any court. this guy is my hero. Are any of you fan enough to tape a jersey to your child, or have you, perhaps, done something more intense?

Did you INTEND the homoerotic overtones ("I can only hope to meet a man like this one day"? It's cool if you are gay my friend, I'm no gay basher. I just wonder how in touch with your sexuality you are. Also, there are some bondage/pedophile issues you may want to see a therapist about.

Did you INTEND to be so horrible and to support child abuse? Or were you just trying to be funny (and failing miserably at it)? I'm genuinely curious, please let us know. Some of the poster's here used some crude and graphic humor to make their point (that your topic is heinous), but it is pretty obvious where there hearts were. If you have a heart, where is it exactly?
I played High School football, and ran track. I play a little softball still. I follow my Cleveland Browns and my Ohio State Buckeyes fairly fanatically... and I almost vomited at your asinine statement.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Oh, I see, what an absolute idiot I am, I didn't see that it was a quote that holds no relevance.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

If you don't get exactly where I got that quote from you're an absolute idiot.

The Office. One of the greatest shows- comedy ofr other-wise- ever (the British show.... the US show is pretty good, but can't touch Ricky G).
Still, it doesn't make someone an idiot for not knowing it. I appreciate you ripping the moron's starting and supporting this post tho.

Originally posted by Cap'n Happy
Did you INTEND the homoerotic overtones ("I can only hope to meet a man like this one day"? It's cool if you are gay my friend, I'm no gay basher. I just wonder how in touch with your sexuality you are. Also, there are some bondage/pedophile issues you may want to see a therapist about.

Did you INTEND to be so horrible and to support child abuse? Or were you just trying to be funny (and failing miserably at it)? I'm genuinely curious, please let us know. Some of the poster's here used some crude and graphic humor to make their point (that your topic is heinous), but it is pretty obvious where there hearts were. If you have a heart, where is it exactly?
I played High School football, and ran track. I play a little softball still. I follow my Cleveland Browns and my Ohio State Buckeyes fairly fanatically... and I almost vomited at your asinine statement.


I just puked in my piss after reading that pile of tightly wound bullshit. Perhaps, you should contemplate the venture of removing your head from your ass. Life, is much more enjoyable when one doesnt allow the illusion of righteousness cloud the road ahead. I suppose, you could continue mounting a suffocating personality of political correctness. Although, being able to identify the most obvious displays of sarcasm does go along way in life. I guess your to busy cleaning your own ass to observe and analyze people with the hope of expanding your understanding of human behavior. I can tell from your last post, and last post alone. Your shit, sir, does not stink. You are doing fine cleaning that corn hole of yours. As for the blatant and pathetic attempt at insulting me with a homosexual analysis...,i'd suck your dick big boy

What's a Whirly?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I just puked in my piss after reading that pile of tightly wound bullshit. Perhaps, you should contemplate the venture of removing your head from your ass. Life, is much more enjoyable when one doesnt allow the illusion of righteousness cloud the road ahead. I suppose, you could continue mounting a suffocating personality of political correctness. Although, being able to identify the most obvious displays of sarcasm does go along way in life. I guess your to busy cleaning your own ass to observe and analyze people with the hope of expanding your understanding of human behavior. I can tell from your last post, and last post alone. Your shit, sir, does not stink. You are doing fine cleaning that corn hole of yours. As for the blatant and pathetic attempt at insulting me with a homosexual analysis...,i'd suck your dick big boy

You felling a little small now? Thought you were being funny, but found out you don't have a clue? Realized 99% of the poster here think you are at least dumb, at most sick? your entire rant here is badly constructed sentences with a few big words and catch phrases sprinkled in... the other 90% is hate-filled garbage that reveals alot (piss, shit, ass, corn hole, dick)... yeah, you're real hard to read. My first post was harsh, but not hateful. I was trying to point out (like damn near everyone else) how outrageous your point was. It's not political correctness to call child-abuse what it is. Here's a bet... find a church, or some social organization- some place with people, not on line, and run your story by them. You might learn something. You're handle; ragesREMORSE, also is quite revealing. I think you have pleanty of both.

Oh, and I just noticed the last sentence of your post:
"... or have you perhaps done something more intense?"
Pal, I beg you, get help.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
What's a Whirly?

QFT. I don't think ragesRemorse knows.

Originally posted by Cap'n Happy
You felling a little small now? Thought you were being funny, but found out you don't have a clue? Realized 99% of the poster here think you are at least dumb, at most sick? your entire rant here is badly constructed sentences with a few big words and catch phrases sprinkled in... the other 90% is hate-filled garbage that reveals alot (piss, shit, ass, corn hole, dick)... yeah, you're real hard to read. My first post was harsh, but not hateful. I was trying to point out (like damn near everyone else) how outrageous your point was. It's not political correctness to call child-abuse what it is. Here's a bet... find a church, or some social organization- some place with people, not on line, and run your story by them. You might learn something. You're handle; ragesREMORSE, also is quite revealing. I think you have pleanty of both.

Oh, and I just noticed the last sentence of your post:
"... or have you perhaps done something more intense?"
Pal, I beg you, get help.




You sir, are almost as entertaining as a stiff bowel movement. It is apparent that you suffer from a sedated sense of humor and an inability to identify sarcasm. Perhaps, it is because you are new to these boards, but im sure most everyone realized that i was merely mocking the subject...,there is alot of that here . I was not attempting to be humorous or witty in my post. I was only trying to inject a stereotypical perspective into the introduction of the situation. Forgive me for not being forthright with my genuine personality in every trivial posting i submit online.
Heres a bet. Try for one month to not analyze everyone with your broken references and diluted wisdom. Instead, focus that energy to better understanding one's self. Im betting, that if you are able to identify how much of an annoying and self righteous prick you are. You might become aware of cynicism and sarcasm. I find it bewildering that you claim to know someone after reading a single post of theirs online. Do you not see how pretentious that is? I would never have the gall to be so presumptuous. I mean, you sincerely though i was being serious. If only, you would have taken the measure of asking me if i were serious. You could have avoided making an ass out of yourself.

Also, if you want to attack syntax and grammar. How can my entire rant be one thing and the other 90% be another? Yes, its true. I dont bother to present my thoughts in online forums in a clear and immaculate manner. I just dont have the ****ing time to waste away online by editing everything i write, or assuming to know the character of others by reading a simple post

Originally posted by dadudemon
QFT. I don't think ragesRemorse knows.

dudes yes i do. It's ummm, one of those things...,isnt it?

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
What's a Whirly?

Rages isn't Whirly by any stretch.

From Sept. 10th, 2004 (the year before Katrina):
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Man these Hurricanes this year were nothing but dissapointments. I mean what's the death toll, like 40 somthin? I dont know, what a pussy of a hurricane. why dont Hurricanes shoot for triple digets in the death toll? If were gonna get some destruction, i want some mayhem. Not a pussy ass class 2 hurricane.

Originally posted by botankus
Rages isn't Whirly by any stretch.

From Sept. 10th, 2004 (the year before Katrina):

I thought that Feceman's mention of Whirly was in reference to ragesRemorse' futile attempt at a debate with whirly/Cap'n Happy? It looks like that is what ragesRemorse thought too. Only Feceman can tell us what he meant to settle my confusion.

Who knows. I just like bringing back that dude's 2004 post a few times a year.

I guess he got his wish.