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Out of the choices given, which creature from a video game would choose to have as a pet in the real world?

A chocobo
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d9/Chocobox2.jpg/150px-Chocobox2.jpg

A chao
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7e/Sonichannel_chao.png/200px-Sonichannel_chao.png

A yoshi
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-1/1293701/EUWFI-yoshi-mario.jpg

Chocobo.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Chocobo totally. They're giant freaking birds you can ride. Cars and horses don't stand a chance.

Get to work, geneticists!

CHOCOBO!!!!

I would eventually get bored or hungry and just eat the damn over sized bird.

Yoshi ftw.

Never even heard of a Chao, but I must admit that a Yoshi has a tad more utility than a Chocobo. If nothing else, it'll be easy to feed.

Originally posted by Spearhead
Never even heard of a Chao, but I must admit that a Yoshi has a tad more utility than a Chocobo. If nothing else, it'll be easy to feed.

A chocobo will keep your lawn properly trimmed, and isn't gonna leave a mess of eggs everywhere.

People eat chocobos in FFX

if you pick the right chocobo, you can fly free of charge

Originally posted by General Kaliero
A chocobo will keep your lawn properly trimmed, and isn't gonna leave a mess of eggs everywhere.

That's ok, though; the eggs will either hatch retardedly fast or it'll use its unhatched offspring as weapons to ward off invaders. Either way, I win; fewer eggs or more Yoshis!

I'd like to see a yoshi crap out a chocobo.

Considering he can do it to Bowser.. I don't see why he couldn't.

I know, I'm saying I want to see it in action!

Yoshi ofc, a tiny ridable dinosaur (Raptor if you believe the movie), who wouldn't want that?

Yoshi. Im sorry, but riding a dino is better than riding big bird.

A chao.

Originally posted by Lana
CHOCOBO!!!!
Likewise....they make me feel like a damn Blood Elf from World of Warcraft, haha.

Dude...wtf, no charizard?

none, the last 2 seem a bit silly to me and all 3 of them are a bit unlikely to be accepted, youd have it taken off you in an instant in the real world for scientific purposes, so id rather have the Yoshi or Chocobo, i may keep a yoshi egg and at least Chocobo looks nice before it gets taken from me

Chao meets chocobo and turns into chocochao. Chao 4TW! Of course, I'd prefer a light blue Chaoshi.

Chocobo or Yoshi, they're both adorable

Whichever one has the tightest pussy.

Originally posted by BackFire
Whichever one has the tightest pussy.
What the hell dude.



No. Just no.

Yoshi for sure.

Dinosaurs>>>>>>>>>>Birds.

Those "Chao" creatures aren't even good enough to make it into the above equation.

Originally posted by DarkC
What the hell dude.



No. Just no.

Jealous?

You wish you thought of it first.

Originally posted by BackFire
Jealous?

You wish you thought of it first.
I wish I had never read that.

Don't lie.

It was comedy gold.

Originally posted by BackFire
Whichever one has the tightest pussy.

Have me now

Originally posted by SelphieT
Have me now

Ok.

No eye contact.

Originally posted by BackFire
Whichever one has the tightest pussy.

Originally posted by DarkC
What the hell dude.



No. Just no.


LMFAO



*wipes away tears*


Oooh man...I laughed so fuggin' hard when I read your response, DarkC. I wouldn't have been nearly as funny without your response. *reads both posts again*

That shit is so funny.


Anyway, I choose Yoshi. Much more useful. The sound he makes when he sticks his tongue out and the grunting sound he makes when he is trying to get to that extra far ledge is so damn cute. Yoshi is awesome.

Chocobo...meh.

Originally posted by BackFire
Whichever one has the tightest pussy.
Chocobo. Trust me.

But you can't be too aggressive with a Chocobo, as it's a bird. Birds are light and easy to break.

For rough butsekz Yoshi would probably be the best, especially if you're a women.. what with that long tongue and everything..

Originally posted by BackFire
Whichever one has the tightest pussy. Good man, BackFire.

Wish some people here didn't criticize me for making similar statements.

Just saying.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
But you can't be too aggressive with a Chocobo, as it's a bird. Birds are light and easy to break.

For rough butsekz Yoshi would probably be the best, especially if you're a women.. what with that long tongue and everything..

haermmcrylaugh

I think I'd rather have a chocobo... but I think the bird shit and feathers would get to me after a while

if I could pick a pet thats not on the list.. I'd like a Leviathan from FFXI

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/images/mobs/Leviathan-Prime.jpg

Originally posted by BackFire
Whichever one has the tightest pussy.

Lemme get yo numbah.

Originally posted by Joe K
Lemme get yo numbah.

ermm

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
ermm haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by SelphieT
Have me now

Don't encourage him!

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Don't encourage him!

Yeah. He doesn't need it, or want it.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Have me now lol

Yoshi. I mean it's a friggin' dinosaur that can fly, shoot fireballs and eat people. If I'd leaned toward an inside animal it would've been Chao easy. In no way would I want a bird though