Aunt May vs Ma Kent
In a search for the finest apples (with which to make the most tasty pie), two silver-haired ladies find themselves standing beneath the fabled golden apple tree of Asguard, fighting over the last apple of the harvest. Odin steps in and decrees:
"Thou shalt fight three bouts, winner takes all. I have spoken!"
So, which hellcat wins, Aunt May, or Ma Kent?