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Hello hello everyone, as of yesterday, I am now officially a Funeral Assistant!

I'm so happy weep

So if I'm not at school, or on kmc, I'm probably going to be checking out a crematorium, or I'll be in the embalming room

Just thought I'd let you all know my success biscuits

You can fondle my dead body any day, Selphie. biscuits

Well done selph mmm w00t

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hello hello everyone, as of yesterday, I am now officially a Funeral Assistant!

I'm so happy weep

So if I'm not at school, or on kmc, I'm probably going to be checking out a crematorium, or I'll be in the embalming room

Just thought I'd let you all know my success biscuits

Congratz. Fondle thy dead body.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Congratz. Fondle thy dead body.

That I shall do biscuits

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Well done selph mmm w00t

Thanks babs! *blows a kiss*

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You can fondle my dead body any day, Selphie. biscuits

Will do, babeh biscuits

what do you have to do exactly

Originally posted by SelphieT
That I shall do biscuits



Thanks babs! *blows a kiss*



Will do, babeh biscuits

*Dies*

wow

cooooooooooooooooooool!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Dies*

I'm not picking that up biscuits

But you said!

*Wakes up*

I'm not paying then!

Sounds interesting. hmm

droolio

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You can fondle my dead body any day, Selphie. biscuits
Spoken like a true Casanova.

Originally posted by kodak
droolio

blush2

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
But you said!

*Wakes up*

I'm not paying then!

I don't want your money anyways biscuits

Originally posted by SelphieT
blush2



I don't want your money anyways biscuits

So can I just lay there next to you then?

Originally posted by SelphieT
blush2

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Feel free to use that line the next time you meet a funeral assistant.
I'll use it tomorrow.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
So can I just lay there next to you then?

Sorry, I lay down by myself sly

Do you get to touch dead people?

Originally posted by Becci
Do you get to touch dead people?

Technically, yes shrug

I could totally poke them. But I won't.

Mail me a coffin so i can make it into a bed

Originally posted by SelphieT
Technically, yes shrug

I could totally poke them. But I won't.

Poke me just once?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Poke me just once?

Maybe...

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Mail me a coffin so i can make it into a bed

After I get one for myself, then I shall

Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe...



After I get one for myself, then I shall be careful sneaking it out though, its a bit noticeable under the shirt

Originally posted by Mairuzu
be careful sneaking it out though, its a bit noticeable under the shirt

Yeah, I'll make sure to tell them I got a boob job or somethin'

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yeah, I'll make sure to tell them I got a boob job or somethin' Girl: "Look at her.. another woman with a boob job.. they dont even LOOK REAL! Its all square!"

Originally posted by SelphieT
Maybe...



After I get one for myself, then I shall

Just be careful, you might release the treasure.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Girl: "Look at her.. another woman with a boob job.. they dont even LOOK REAL! Its all square!"

Lulz

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hello hello everyone, as of yesterday, I am now officially a Funeral Assistant!

I'm so happy weep

So if I'm not at school, or on kmc, I'm probably going to be checking out a crematorium, or I'll be in the embalming room

Just thought I'd let you all know my success biscuits In all honesty, that's relatively awesome.

does it pay well ?

Um....Yay.

Originally posted by Lil Buddy
Um....Yay.

I KNOW, right?!

Originally posted by ladygrim
does it pay well ?

I'm not going to press them for money yet. We'll see if that comes in the future cool

Selphie

I want you to give me head in the presence of a dead body.

Originally posted by BackFire
Selphie

I want you to give me head in the presence of a dead body.

Now that's way too easy

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hello hello everyone, as of yesterday, I am now officially a Funeral Assistant!

I'm so happy weep

So if I'm not at school, or on kmc, I'm probably going to be checking out a crematorium, or I'll be in the embalming room

Just thought I'd let you all know my success biscuits Cremate me 50 years from now?

Congrats, Selphie, you must be so proud!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
So can I just lay there next to you then?

That's what he said!

Originally posted by Scythe
That's what he said!

*joe laugh* **** a mother****in' *****

Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Congrats, Selphie, you must be so proud!

I am Thank you

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cremate me 50 years from now?

You know what happens when you cremate a body?

Congrats.woot

Originally posted by SelphieT
You know what happens when you cremate a body?

It finally get laid!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hello hello everyone, as of yesterday, I am now officially a Funeral Assistant!

I'm so happy weep

So if I'm not at school, or on kmc, I'm probably going to be checking out a crematorium, or I'll be in the embalming room

Just thought I'd let you all know my success biscuits I congradulate you. I wouldn't choose that as my profession. Dead people scare me.

Dead people farts make me laugh!

Originally posted by SelphieT
*joe laugh* **** a mother****in' *****



I am Thank you



You know what happens when you cremate a body? now that I think about it, a viking funeral, NO.....a JEDI funeral. you do shit like that?

Even thouh Selphie disposes of her raped badies by way of ditch.

whats a badie?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
whats a badie?

The way to say body in a joe accent

GI Joe?

Nah, Joe Cockhart

you said Cock....

Joe Cocker.

Joe Friday?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Joe Cocker.

Betty Cocker!

Betty Boops?

OMG this thread is full of dumbasses. laughcry I meant that in a nice way! shocklaugh

Shaddap!

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
OMG this thread is full of dumbasses. laughcry I meant that in a nice way! shocklaugh who you callin' dumbass, dipshit?

...

exactly.

Ugh...

Blah?

Who wouldn't thought Ska was so upbeat and fun to play? I'm actually having a blast for the first time ever!

Tekken tag team survival mode is HARD.

So is Selphie's Funeral assistant career, let's support her now.

she doesnt need our support, I am sure she'd like to make it on her own steam.

I meant in this thread, as in let's stop spamming it.

Originally posted by Disturbed Angel
OMG this thread is full of dumbasses. laughcry I meant that in a nice way! shocklaugh

Thanks for contributing.

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Tom Brady = pure tardism.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Tom Brady = pure tardism.

Well said.

I'd love to work in an undertakers but I couldn't deal with working on kids.
That's the only thing that would affect me I think.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'd love to work in an undertakers but I couldn't deal with working on kids.
That's the only thing that would affect me I think.

I would have to be drunk all day.

congrats selphie.

Just make sure you wash those hands before offering me a cuddle

I feel sorry for you, Selphie, that is one heck of a depressing job.