What you going to do if the asteroid comes to Earth

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Furion
What would u do. It's comes near tomorrow.

Mairuzu
Play with myself

TRH
Laugh

Röland
Fap while the massive tidal wave comes towards me.

mitchum
I will survive.

Mairuzu
Protect all the hot chicks i can find and bring them to my room

Furion
A: Play video games with "It's the end of the world" on in the backround
B: Put a paper bag over my head.

Arachnid1
Make out with the first hot girl I see. Kidding.

I don't know what I'd do actually. I guess I'd just spend the rest of my time just sitting back and enjoying my life memories.

Mairuzu
bag

Melcórë
Do what rabbits do best. wink

Mairuzu
be cute?

Melcórë
Originally posted by Mairuzu
be cute?

yes

Furion
Assassinate George Bush

Melcórë
Originally posted by Furion
Assassinate George Bush

OH NOEZ! DE FEDZ IZ GUNNA' CUM GET U!

chillmeistergen
Probably be asleep.

Furion
I'm IN CANDUH! FEDS CAN'T DU SQUAT AGAINST ME!
I would also tell Bruce Willis to get his ass moving

Southern_Rebel
***** slap that sum ***** right back into space

Furion
No worries, Chuck Norris Will roundhouse kick the Asteroid and it will turn around and blow up Mars.

Melcórë
Originally posted by Furion
I'm IN CANDUH! FEDS CAN'T DU SQUAT AGAINST ME!
I would also tell Bruce Willis to get his ass moving

LOL. Still get yo' @$$, they would.

Furion
BRING IT, I WOULD STEAL A SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THOSE MOTHERS.

Tempe Brennan
Originally posted by Furion
What would u do. It's comes near tomorrow.

Get drunk for the first time and go out in a blaze of glory. stick out tongue

Furion
Smoke some weed so I would be half outta my mind when it would come.
SELLING ALL DRUGS! CLEARENCE SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Arachnid1
Originally posted by Furion
Smoke some weed so I would be half outta my mind when it would come.
SELLING ALL DRUGS! CLEARENCE SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO! Lol. A lot of good the money will do you when the asteriod hits.

Oh well. Dealing for life huh? stick out tongue

Furion
Sneak into an R Rated Movie
Buy Porno
and most importantly
Figure out How the Hell does Uwe Boll keep getting to make movies.

Tempe Brennan
Originally posted by Furion
Assassinate George Bush

Why didn't I think of that? You could everyone you wanted to and get away with it - but why kill him? Why not let the asteroid land on his head and squash his brains?

Arachnid1
I just thought of something. I want to jump off the highest sky scraper I could find just to see how its like, but that would be suicide and I don't want to go to hell when I'm just seconds away from the better choice.

Furion
Cause it would land on Uwe Boll instead.
Also I know a thing to do:
Blow up the Earth.
TEACH THAT SMARTASS METEOR IT CAN'T HAVE WHAT IT WANTS.

Southern_Rebel
Originally posted by Tempe Brennan
Why didn't I think of that? You could everyone you wanted to and get away with it - but why kill him? Why not let the asteroid land on his head and squash his brains?


Tie up Bush to an ICBM..and send that warhead straight to Bin Laden...oh hell yeah

Furion
Originally posted by Southern_Rebel
Tie up Bush to an ICBM..and send that warhead straight towards the Meteor
That one is better.

Sanctuary
http://www.december212012.com/

Thoren
lolpwnt.

Scythe
Originally posted by Furion
What you going to do if the asteroid comes to Earth

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

Rogue Jedi
I'm gonna rob a casino, just to see i it is indeed impossible as they say.

Scythe
I like my answer better, hahaha!

Rogue Jedi
They say its IMPOSSIBLE....bullshit. I say with the right crew and enough luck, its entirely possible.

Scythe
Alright, just for that, I'm not letting you get drunk off my humps...

My lovely lady humps...

Rogue Jedi
I am drunk on life right now, thank ya very much.

Reverend Axel
Its supposed to pass by tonight at 3:33 AM ET biscuits

Its not going to hit. At least, that's what scientists/NASA says.

Scythe
Nerds
Always
Suck
Ass

Rogue Jedi
Never
A
Safe
Agency

Grinning Goku

FoxMeister
Find a hot person and feel them up and have hot sexy sex sex xomfg


And kill someone

McLovin
Drugs, drugs, and some more drugs.

Sol Valentine
Women, violence, and family.

FoxMeister
Proove to everyone that i do in fact own a penis no expression

Mairuzu
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Proove to everyone that i do in fact own a penis no expression Own? or have?

if you own one... where do you keep it? under your pillow? stick out tongue

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Own? or have?

if you own one... where do you keep it? under your pillow? stick out tongue

Have.... damn you and your gramatical OCD

McLovin
Originally posted by FoxMeister
Proove to everyone that i do in fact own a penis no expression

Do you collect them on a necklace or something?

Sick bastard. haermm

FoxMeister
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Own? or have?

if you own one... where do you keep it? under your pillow? stick out tongue Originally posted by McLovin
Do you collect them on a nacklace or something?

Sick bastard. haermm

no expression

LilyMaree
What asteroid no expression

Furion
I KNOW! I WOULD DO THIS:
dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance

Leo.M
Have as much sex as possible, then find some rich ass person, use them, toss them and have an underground hole made and have sex in there till everything is okay. haermm

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by Leo.M
Have as much sex as possible, then find some rich ass person, use them, toss them and have an underground hole made and have sex in there till everything is okay. haermm *hides* haermm

Scythe
+1 Post Count!

Rogue Jedi
I've seen some obnoxious things in my life, but MAN.....

Scythe
+1 Post Count!

Rogue Jedi
Giants are gonna tap the Pats ass.

Scythe
Uh oh

Rogue Jedi
gonna cornhole Mr, Brady, chino style.

superr
Askit to sit down and have a cup of tea

DarkC
Get laid somehow?


Well jeez, if it was the apocalypse what the hell ELSE would you do?

Slay
Originally posted by DarkC
Get laid somehow?


Well jeez, if it was the apocalypse what the hell ELSE would you do?
I'd doubt you'd get laid though. Considering that the prostitutes won't need money anyhow.


OOOOOOH, BURNNNNNNNNT. 13

DarkC
Originally posted by Slay
I'd doubt you'd get laid though. Considering that the prostitutes won't need money anyhow.


OOOOOOH, BURNNNNNNNNT. 13
stick out tongue I'd just run around asking random girls.

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by DarkC
stick out tongue I'd just run around asking random girls.

shifty

DarkC
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
shifty
Shall we?

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by DarkC
Shall we?
biscuits Inform me when the asteroid is coming.

DarkC
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
biscuits Inform me when the asteroid is coming.
Dun dun dun dun dun....

Blax_Hydralisk
I'll call Bruce Willis and Michael Bay. They'll know what to do.

Mairuzu
Stop drop and roll

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Furion
What would u do. It's comes near tomorrow.

Try and learn how to do a backflip

Mairuzu
Teach someone to learn a backflip

Englishpin@pple
Ha, dude u can teach me

Mairuzu
ooo!

Joe K
Go streaking with a whole bunch of fat guys.

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Joe K
Go streaking with a whole bunch of fat guys.

...yea me too, while doing a backflip

Joe K
Can we do more then one backflip :]

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Joe K
Can we do more then one backflip :]

yea! dude if we add some frontflips and some ninja stars
it would be awesome!!!

AbnormalButSane
Originally posted by DarkC
Dun dun dun dun dun....
haermm

naughty

Wĺlshy
id be typing in this thre

Joe K
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
yea! dude if we add some frontflips and some ninja stars
it would be awesome!!!

Omfg, streaking with fat guys while acting like ninja's doing front and backflips?

There isnt a better way to end the world!

Furion
THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy_HGrn5Dsk
smile

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