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Alright so I'm all hanging out with my friends in the record store and some ***** texts my friends and is all "One of your friend's a wanker.". My friend replied with "Who?" and he got "Damiano you n00b!", He was all then "Hey Damien, this chick I know is all calling you a wanker" and I'm like "Huh? What? Who is she?" and he's all "Kayla" and then I'm all "Woah, I don't even know a ***** name Kayla.". Then this ***** is getting all sweet with my homeslice and is like "Meet us up at Darling Harbor" not knowing I was hanging with him.

Anyway we ended up at the harbor and the ***** was acting like she sent no text message. So then I was all to my friend "Yo Shaun, can I borrow your phone, I need to text my mom, I'm out of credit." and he's all "Lol, okay mate.". So I get the phone and am all "Oh, what's this? I'm a wanker? Fancy that, why would you call me that!?" and she's all "You didn't say hi to me that one time" and I'm all "*****, you don't know me, ****, maybe I was shy or some shit." and she was all "Well etc etc etc" and then I'm like "Yeah mate, you fail.". Then like 15 minutes after leaving them she gets her friend to call my friend to tell me I'm a dickhead in Italian and I'm all "Whatever this ***** is a ****ing fail. haermm". So, really why do chicks get big dicks if a dude ignores an ugmo chick with no personality?

Forget them, just go gay. laughcry

agreed, or turn the lights out, shag them, then boot them.

Why turn off the lights?

In case she is oogly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
In case she is oogly.

You mean him. shocklaugh

I wouldn't touch the woman. I have taste. haermm

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l145/42Strangelove/colinpowell.jpg

Originally posted by Strangelove
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l145/42Strangelove/colinpowell.jpg

It's like two paragraphs!

Originally posted by Kram3r
It's like two paragraphs! http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l145/42Strangelove/niggaplease.jpg

Originally posted by Strangelove
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l145/42Strangelove/niggaplease.jpg

He was a shit SoS. haermm

Hahaha, keyword ugmo!

Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, keyword ugmo!

That's trademarked. haermm

Girls are 'tards haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
Girls are 'tards haermm

I agree, most of them are. haermm

Guys are too. haermm Need a third gender plz!

Originally posted by Roulette
Guys are too. haermm Need a third gender plz!

With both the penis and vagina? That would be gross and interesting at the same time. haermm

Sheep are apparently great listeners; it's not a new gender, but it's a start.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I wouldn't touch the woman. I have taste. haermm like I said, lights, foo!!! or brown bag her.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Alright so I'm all hanging out with my friends in the record store and some ***** texts my friends and is all "One of your friend's a wanker.". My friend replied with "Who?" and he got "Damiano you n00b!", He was all then "Hey Damien, this chick I know is all calling you a wanker" and I'm like "Huh? What? Who is she?" and he's all "Kayla" and then I'm all "Woah, I don't even know a ***** name Kayla.". Then this ***** is getting all sweet with my homeslice and is like "Meet us up at Darling Harbor" not knowing I was hanging with him.

Anyway we ended up at the harbor and the ***** was acting like she sent no text message. So then I was all to my friend "Yo Shaun, can I borrow your phone, I need to text my mom, I'm out of credit." and he's all "Lol, okay mate.". So I get the phone and am all "Oh, what's this? I'm a wanker? Fancy that, why would you call me that!?" and she's all "You didn't say hi to me that one time" and I'm all "*****, you don't know me, ****, maybe I was shy or some shit." and she was all "Well etc etc etc" and then I'm like "Yeah mate, you fail.". Then like 15 minutes after leaving them she gets her friend to call my friend to tell me I'm a dickhead in Italian and I'm all "Whatever this ***** is a ****ing fail. haermm". So, really why do chicks get big dicks if a dude ignores an ugmo chick with no personality?

Wow she insulted you in italian.

What a brutta

Originally posted by Kram3r
With both the penis and vagina? That would be gross and interesting at the same time. haermm

Haha, no ...with something new and magical! ^-^

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Sheep are apparently great listeners; it's not a new gender, but it's a start.

I'll go track one down. I have issues, I need advice. Sheep are fluffy too...wow, free blanket.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Sheep are apparently great listeners; it's not a new gender, but it's a start.

I like the idea.

Originally posted by Passione
Wow she insulted you in italian.

What a brutta

I don't even think she's Italian. mmm

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha, no ...with something new and magical! ^-^

If it's magical, I'm in. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I like the idea.



I don't even think she's Italian. mmm

Then that is just rude. You want me to go and take her out. Maybe smash her in the knees a little?

I need to release my anger on someone.

Originally posted by Passione
Then that is just rude. You want me to go and take her out. Maybe smash her in the knees a little?

I need to release my anger on someone.

Sure. haermm

Okay I'm on it. Now spin me around a 1000 times and point me to Australia.

wait......hermaphrodite, right?

Originally posted by Kram3r
If it's magical, I'm in. haermm

touched I have a dream...

little boy and little girls?

Originally posted by Roulette
touched I have a dream...

I hold the touch for you. touched

Originally posted by Kram3r
I hold the touch for you. touched

Touch?! haermm Sick bastard.

is "touch" aussie slang for sumthin?

Haha, negative! Kram3r's just having problamos with his English, hehe. I'm joking, Kreams....you're beautiful. touched

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha, negative! Kram3r's just having problamos with his English, hehe. I'm joking, Kreams....you're beautiful. touched crylaugh you damn nutter.

It was that funny? Haha, well thanks for the roflz. ^-^

Nutter?! I choose to take that as a compliment. jam

I am just in a laughy mood. Is laughy a word?

Haha, let's just pretend it is! It's cool, man...I make up words aaallll the time ^-^

I like making up words, funlike and stuffzez.

Haha, cute words! ^-^ Are you a 13 year old girl? 13

at Kramez and at Roguez. You guyzez

Originally posted by Syren
at Kramez and at Roguez. You guyzez rock


Originally posted by Roulette
Haha, cute words! ^-^ Are you a 13 year old girl? 13 sometimes?

She said are you, not do you dream about nahuh

Originally posted by Syren
She said are you, not do you dream about nahuh boy, SOMEONE ate their sarcastic flakes today.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I wouldn't touch the woman. I have taste. haermm


She must be a biggen

Originally posted by Roulette
Touch?! haermm Sick bastard.

BAH!? I meant torch. crylaugh

I swear. haermm

Originally posted by Roulette
Haha, negative! Kram3r's just having problamos with his English, hehe. I'm joking, Kreams....you're beautiful. touched

My brain doesn't type properly sometimes. haermm

Thank you. touched

Originally posted by Syren
at Kramez and at Roguez. You guyzez

Thanks. haermm

Originally posted by Joe K
She must be a biggen like I said, turn out the lights, roll her in flour and feel for the wet spot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
like I said, turn out the lights, roll her in flour and feel for the wet spot.

And I told you, **** touching that shit. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
And I told you, **** touching that shit. haermm condom? saran wrap?...........lots of liquor? haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
like I said, turn out the lights, roll her in flour and feel for the wet spot.

Ohhh, didnt know we were talking bout whales..

Originally posted by Joe K
Ohhh, didnt know we were talking bout whales.. then push her back into the ocean.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
then push her back into the ocean.

I might need another hand....kinda weighs a bit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
condom? saran wrap?...........lots of liquor? haermm

No. No and No. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
No. No and No. haermm you can wank into her BLOW hole. crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you can wank into her BLOW hole. crylaugh

TEHE

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's trademarked. haermm

UgmoTM?

Calm down, calm down. Don't get a big DICK

Another good thread with potential ruined by someone's digusting remarks....

Originally posted by FoxMeister

I hate living in a house of women. They ****ing suck

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I hate living in a house of women. They ****ing suck Sounds like my kind of house, how much?

Originally posted by Ax3l
Sounds like my kind of house, how much?

An annoying ***** of a sister and a very intrusive and annoying mum


Take it if you want

Originally posted by FoxMeister
An annoying ***** of a sister and a very intrusive and annoying mum


Take it if you want haermm

Kram3r i love you man haermm