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I was just contemplating what Jobs would better suit certain heroes and came up with these.

Clark Kent - Actor : Supermans skills are incredibly prodigious, considering he's self-taught, he somehow fools 90% of his supporting cast. Also television and film stars often have flippant schedules, not turning up on time etc, so Kal could depart when necessary.

Surfer - Religious Teacher/New Age Guru : Who else is as calm , serene and open minded as Surfer ? No one, that's who. Let the guy spread the love.

Wolverine - Taxidermist : Snikt.

Flash - Pizza Delivery guy

Tim Drake - Rent boy

Reed - porn.

Tek Knight - Porn

spider man (skyscraper) window washer!

human torch - glass blower

WW Hulk - Preschool teacher. durhulk

Juggernaut- demolition expert

Originally posted by Galan007
Reed - porn.



I figure an androgynous power stealer that took reed's and multiple man's powers would be even better..

Badabing - Facist leader

Originally posted by llagrok
Badabing - Facist leader



Batman - Criminologist.

Originally posted by Badabing




Batman - Criminologist.

Oh wait, too late

Orion: Anger management trainer.

Originally posted by Mindship
Flash goes into fast food
Hulk and Thing start demolition business
Silver Surfer...Gecko wear (big in Hawaii)
Batman, Wolverine become anger-management counselors
Superman, well, he can still get work as an icon
Spiderman: terminex, after failing as a stand-up
Thor: Black and Decker spokesperson
Wonder Woman...wonderbras for Victoria's Secret
Storm: weather channel
Cyclops: Lenscrafters
Aquaman: Seaworld (Namor had an attitude)
Martian Manhunter: tries to manage Village People reunion
Invisible Woman: oh, the CIA is gonna love her. For that matter, Professor X will be welcomed as well.
Human Torch: decides fire is not where the money is, talks to Hugh Hefner.
Green Lantern: can be his own amusement park
Gambit: Vegas
Hawkman, Hawkwoman: secretly employed by car wash chain
Dr Strange: kiddie party magician (oh, the pain of it)
Tony Stark goes into the scrap business

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Originally posted by Mindship
Flash goes into fast food
Hulk and Thing start demolition business
Silver Surfer...Gecko wear (big in Hawaii)
Batman, Wolverine become anger-management counselors
Superman, well, he can still get work as an icon
Spiderman: terminex, after failing as a stand-up
Thor: Black and Decker spokesperson
Wonder Woman...wonderbras for Victoria's Secret
Storm: weather channel
Cyclops: Lenscrafters
Aquaman: Seaworld (Namor had an attitude)
Martian Manhunter: tries to manage Village People reunion
Invisible Woman: oh, the CIA is gonna love her. For that matter, Professor X will be welcomed as well.
Human Torch: decides fire is not where the money is, talks to Hugh Hefner.
Green Lantern: can be his own amusement park
Gambit: Vegas
Hawkman, Hawkwoman: secretly employed by car wash chain
Dr Strange: kiddie party magician (oh, the pain of it)
Tony Stark goes into the scrap business

pwned.

Batman: Motivational speaker.

Originally posted by batdude123
Batman: Motivational speaker.

yeah. he'd motivate me to want to punch him in the mouth.

Originally posted by pr1983
yeah. he'd motivate me to want to punch him in the mouth.

I was being sarcastic.




And anyway your hand would vaporize the instant before it touched his face. uhuh

Originally posted by batdude123
I was being sarcastic.




And anyway your hand would vaporize the instant before it touched his face. uhuh That's only if he punches him in the leg.

As we've seen from many bloody noses his face is fair game dur

Originally posted by Newjak
That's only if he punches him in the leg.

As we've seen from many bloody noses his face is fair game dur

Go ahead and try it. Don't come crying to me when your nuts explode.

Originally posted by batdude123
I was being sarcastic.




And anyway your hand would vaporize the instant before it touched his face. uhuh

no shit...

obviously...

Originally posted by batdude123
Go ahead and try it. Don't come crying to me when your nuts explode. I'm above Batman

Remember I even got you to say this

Originally posted by Newjak
I'm above Batman

Remember I even got you to say this



What I say doesn't change the fact that Batman is the supreme being.

Batman - billionare playboy
Superman - reporter
MM - detective
Flash (Wally) - automechanic
BruceBanner - physicist
Xavier - creepy human rights activist




Oh wait . . .

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Batman - billionare playboy
Superman - reporter
MM - detective
Flash (Wally) - automechanic
BruceBanner - physicist
Xavier - creepy human rights activist




Oh wait . . .

I see what you did there

Originally posted by batdude123
What I say doesn't change the fact that Batman is the supreme being. Sure it does.

Heck I got you to admit that Batman was only worth one Omniverse

Originally posted by Inhuman
Flash - Pizza Delivery guy

Or rather Jimmy Johns. Because Pizza still needs cooking time.
He could run a whole Jimmy Johns himself.

Originally posted by Juntai


Or rather Jimmy Johns. Because Pizza still needs cooking time.
He could run a whole Jimmy Johns himself.

Couldn't flash theoretically friction burn the Pizzas to cooking temperature ?

Lex Luthor for President.

Thor = Bouncer
Punisher = S.W.A.T. member
Batman = Lawyer
Spiderman= Scientist
Ironfist= Karate instructor
Wonderman = Body Builder

Luke Cage- Bodyguard
Wolverine-Tracker
Spiderman- Circus performer
Storm-Meteorologist
Iron Fist-Martial arts teacher

Originally posted by starlock
Luke Cage- Bodyguard
Wolverine-Tracker
Spiderman- Circus performer
Storm-Meteorologist
Iron Fist-Martial arts teacher

That would be the perfect job for Storm...

Originally posted by Galan007
Reed - porn.



Actually Superskrull would probably be better at it, since he can combine the "rock-hard" powers of the Thing with Mr. Fantastic...

Originally posted by Kutulu
Actually Superskrull would probably be better at it, since he can combine the "rock-hard" powers of the Thing with Mr. Fantastic...

Flame On! naughty

Sentry - Blowjobs

Hank Pym could be a pimp.

Could be?

Is.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Flash - Pizza Delivery guy

Frank Castle: Stand-up Comedian?

Joker-Manager of a party supplies store

Originally posted by Newjak
Sure it does.

Heck I got you to admit that Batman was only worth one Omniverse

Omniverse>Anything.

Originally posted by batdude123
Omniverse>Anything. Nope because in the Royal Family there infinite Omniverses


You even admitted to that

Originally posted by Newjak
You even admitted to that

To soothe your bruised ego because you're inferior to a fictional character. 313

Originally posted by batdude123
To soothe your bruised ego because you're inferior to a fictional character. 313 No I do believe you did because you wanted in the Royal Family and was even willing to demean your favorite character to do so

doped


Or would you like me to pull up the convo vin

Originally posted by grey fox
Couldn't flash theoretically friction burn the Pizzas to cooking temperature ? Very true.
Then again, he could do the same for anything, and you technically order stuff like they make an hour long cooking show, and have it to your door as soon as you hang up.

Originally posted by Newjak
No I do believe you did because you wanted in the Royal Family and was even willing to demean your favorite character to do so

doped


Or would you like me to pull up the convo vin

What you choose to believe about yourself doesn't change the fact that Batman is God.

Originally posted by batdude123
What you choose to believe about yourself doesn't change the fact that Batman is God. That's not what you told me, and no matter how much you want to try and take it back.

You can't, sorry Batman isn't god.

From your own mouth


By way the Joker would be perfect for a game show host.

Originally posted by Newjak
That's not what you told me, and no matter how much you want to try and take it back.

You can't, sorry Batman isn't god.

From your own mouth

And how many times do I have to say that what I say/said doesn't change the fact that Batman is God?

I could say that the Judge would whoop your ass in h2h combat. See what I did there? doped

Originally posted by batdude123
And how many times do I have to say that what I say/said doesn't change the fact that Batman is God?

I could say that the Judge would whoop your ass in h2h combat. See what I did there? doped Nice try.


We all know what you said and it does matter.

Batman isn't God


And Judge could beat me didn't you see his video

Originally posted by Newjak
Nice try.


We all know what you said and it does matter.

Batman isn't God

Ha! Desperate words of a man who knows his limitations. You're the Lucifer to Batman's Presence. pfft

Originally posted by Newjak
And Judge could beat me didn't you see his video

Oh yeah, I forgot about his weapons of mass destruction. gun

Originally posted by batdude123
Ha! Desperate words of a man who knows his limitations. You're the Lucifer to Batman's Presence. pfft



Oh yeah, I forgot about his weapons of mass destruction. gun What limitations you already stated the Royal Family was stronger. You're the only evidence I need.


Oh yes and his amazing Agility

Originally posted by Newjak
What limitations you already stated the Royal Family was stronger. You're the only evidence I need.


Oh yes and his amazing Agility

I lied. Whoops! It happens.

You mean his amazing ability to flop around on the ground like fish out of water? crylaugh

Originally posted by batdude123
I lied. Whoops! It happens.

You mean his amazing ability to flop around on the ground like fish out of water? crylaugh You know after that statement you would become worthless as a witness in court

So basically I shouldn't listen to a thing you say and only go by the evidence. Therefore Clayface greater than Batkick 313

And if you reply you are nothing but a liar and nothing you post will hold sway.


That was funny or his ability to take a punch from the "trained" Martial Arts guy.

Originally posted by Newjak
You know after that statement you would become worthless as a witness in court

So basically I shouldn't listen to a thing you say and only go by the evidence. Therefore Clayface greater than Batkick 313

And if you reply you are nothing but a liar and nothing you post will hold sway.

Me telling you what you wanted to hear so that you wouldn't feel inferior doesn't make me a complete liar.

Originally posted by Newjak
That was funny or his ability to take a punch from the "trained" Martial Arts guy.

You mean those light taps that Chinese kid was dishing out?

My three year old niece could probably take all those shots without even wincing.

Originally posted by batdude123
Me telling you what you wanted to hear so that you wouldn't feel inferior doesn't make me a complete liar.



You mean those light taps that Chinese kid was dishing out?

My three year old niece could probably take all those shots without even wincing. Yeah funny stuff.