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Think really hard.

Imagine yourself as a deathrow inmate. You can choose anything you wish to eat and drink as your last meal alive. What would it be and why? I mean an appetizer, entree, dessert, and drink.


I would choose a grilled chicken caeser salad with crouton's from Chili's (I love those) as my appetizer, followed by big bowl of my dad's shrimp & crab gumbo with rice and some Alaskan King Crab legs with some savory cocktail sauce as a delicious entree. My dessert would be simple and sweet: a pint of Blue Bell's Rocky Road ice cream. To drink? I'd definitley have to go with a tall, cold pint on Heineken.

What about you guys?

Appetizer: Garlic Bread
Entree: Cheese Calzone (from Lazzari's, a local place in NE)
Desert: huge chunk of cheesecake with Reeces Cups sprinkled on top
Drink: Sparks or Jaegermeister

Just cheesecake

Biscuits with tomato gravy, with a bit of rice with gravy, and a glass of milk

Lots of guns......I would want to eat lots of gunshaermm

Originally posted by Scythe
Just cheesecake

Like that cheesecake, don't ya!

I would say "a vagina", but that prbably wouldn't be on the menu. haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Like that cheesecake, don't ya!

Yes, yes I do...

fried rice sweet sour pork lemon chicken fried shrimp greasy stuff.

Originally posted by Impediment
I would say "a vagina", but that prbably wouldn't be on the menu. haermm
Not in a Prison anyway.

Originally posted by Barker
Not in a Prison anyway.


Ahhhh, sheat

Steak.

How would you want your steak cooked?

Medium rare

Godfathers Pizza.

Appetizer: Southwest Eggrolls w/Bleu Cheese Ranch from Chilis
Main Course: Big Mouth Bacon Ranch Burger w/ fries from Chilis
Dessert: Butterfinger cheesecake from Jack In The Box with an Eggnog milkshake!
Drink: Mug Root beer w/ Vanilla Twist Smirnoff Vodka!!!

spaghetti o's and some form of alcohol, jack daniels whisky, cherry bomber, or american flag

I would want a small chef salad with ranch to start. Then a porter house steak with steak fries, the steak cooked medium well. Desert would be apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream.And to drink some coca-cola from a glass bottle.

oooh getting expensive now, aren't we

KFC

Vagina.

Originally posted by Impediment
How would you want your steak cooked? I'd go for medium rare. I usually do medium well, but why not go for gusto, eh?

No appetizer, drink, or dessert?

Appetizer: ceaser salad
Entree: Fettuccine alfredo
Desert: choclate mouse cake
Drink: white zinn or a white russian

I'd want cereal. With lots of water.

Appetizer: mash patatos with beaf gravy
Entree: T Bone well done
Desert: choclate sunday
Drink: BEER

Something with cyanide, just to piss them off haermm

Originally posted by Outbound
Something with cyanide, just to piss them off haermm

A nice big bowl of cocaine and a pint of Carlsberg to drink.

okay I feel like being a dunce I'll change mine:

Bacon Cheeseburger, Medium well steak, Salisbury steak, mashed potatoes with plenty of salt, no clumps extra butter, hot dogs grilled microwaved and ker-potted, macaroni & cheese the cheesy kind, with 1 can of watered tuna per box, some M&Ms and skittles (can't die without them sweet babies) McDonalds fries (mmm sooo salty) for pudding I would like A hot fudge cake extra whip-cream, I would give the cherry to Liz .some form of sundae and lots and LOTS of fruit gummies. (preferably gushers)

I would eat the a hole in the wall on my cell and run

Originally posted by Impediment
No appetizer, drink, or dessert? Do they do that for you?

Man, if you weren't about to be executed, I'd say being on death row is a pretty sweet deal.

I'll think about it.

Originally posted by Outbound
Something with cyanide, just to piss them off haermm Best answer yet.

nothing... i mean how can you possibly eat knowing that you're gonna die in a few hours?

I would. I'd do what outbound said.

Appetizer: mash patatos with beaf gravy
Entree: T Bone well done
Desert: choclate sunday
Drink: BEER

pigs foot

Appetizer: mash patatos with beaf gravy
Entree: T Bone well done
Desert: choclate cake
Drink: BEER

sausage and cheese with oino on a sandwich

Appetizer: Mozzerella sticks
Entree:chicken and dumplings
Desert: Strawberries and peaches with whipped cream and merangue
Drink: Reeaaallly good lemonade

yea i like chicken and dumplings dumpling in soup is very tasty.

Originally posted by High Priest
yea i like chicken and dumplings dumpling in soup is very tasty. oooh yes

Very tastey

Beef jerky and gatorade.

smoked salmon and chips

something that would take me fifty years to eat.

Originally posted by BaneOfJedi700
oooh getting expensive now, aren't we
I would eat money.

I would eat SotAM, since it would take about 50 years to be written first laughcry

I'd eat the executioner muahaha mmm

I would have an all endangered species platter.

If I'm going to die I'm taken some thing out with me

i would demand a human carcass, and for thirst quenching: blood. all have to be fresh. see, that creates a paradox, as they have to decide if it's lawful to kill someone, but also to deprive me of my last meal.

Apple jacks

I wish to change my answer for my appetizer.

As an appetizer, I would choose the stuffed crab poppers from Joe's Crab Shack. I recently had them. Oh, CHRIST!!!!! They're good.

Appetizer: fruit kabobs with pieces of mango, strawberries, and pineapples.

Entree: grilled teriyaki ham covered with pieces of bacon.

Dessert: A giant fruit and yogurt parfait.

Drink: Berry Blend V8 Splash.

Originally posted by Impediment
Think really hard.

Imagine yourself as a deathrow inmate. You can choose anything you wish to eat and drink as your last meal alive. What would it be and why? I mean an appetizer, entree, dessert, and drink.


I would choose a grilled chicken caeser salad with crouton's from Chili's (I love those) as my appetizer, followed by big bowl of my dad's shrimp & crab gumbo with rice and some Alaskan King Crab legs with some savory cocktail sauce as a delicious entree. My dessert would be simple and sweet: a pint of Blue Bell's Rocky Road ice cream. To drink? I'd definitley have to go with a tall, cold pint on Heineken.

What about you guys? I am not sure about the last meal. But can inmates actually choose whatever they want?

Originally posted by McLovin
KFC Haha, you are black.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am not sure about the last meal. But can inmates actually choose whatever they want?

As long as it is within reason, yes. No alcohol, however. For some reason, you can have a last cigarette/dip of snuff, but not a last drink. Supposedly, it interferes with the poison cocktail used during lethal injection.

Originally posted by Impediment
As long as it is within reason, yes. No alcohol, however. For some reason, you can have a last cigarette/dip of snuff, but not a last drink. Supposedly, it interferes with the poison cocktail used during lethal injection.

Who is making the food though?

The inmates who work in the kitchen. haermm

Originally posted by Impediment
The inmates who work in the kitchen. haermm So what if they have like a special request. Ribs from Applebees or a Royal with Cheese (I'm so European)?

Oh, no. You misunderstand, sir. My rules were anything you want as a last meal.

If an inmate wants something for a last meal, it is limited to what the unit can provide. nopity

Originally posted by Impediment
Oh, no. You misunderstand, sir. My rules were anything you want as a last meal.

If an inmate wants something for a last meal, it is limited to what the unit can provide. nopity I know. I was wondering on the specifics. And since you are the only prison guard I know I figured I ask.

My meal would be... an immortality sandwich.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I know. I was wondering on the specifics. And since you are the only prison guard I know I figured I ask.


Probably the most "exquisite" last meal I've ever heard of was an order of crab cakes with cocktail sauce, potatoes au grautin, baked beans, and lemon merengue pie. This was from an order I read about in 2004.

Originally posted by Impediment
Probably the most "exquisite" last meal I've ever heard of was an order of crab cakes with cocktail sauce, potatoes au grautin, baked beans, and lemon merengue pie. This was from an order I read about in 2004. Hmm, lucky for the inmates that share the prison with a three star cook, eh?


Well, I would like an order of european pancakes with cream spinach and sauce hollandaise , a serving of krupuk, malaga and pistachios ice cream, lobster soup, spareribs and a philly cheessteak. To drink mountain dew and brisk.

WTF is hollandaise?

Originally posted by Impediment
WTF is hollandaise?

It's a butter/egg sauce. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollandaise_sauce delicious. We usually eat it with aspargus. Which, I want on my last meal as well. I'm gonna die, I GET WHAT I WANT!!

So what is the difference between European pancakes and American pancakes?

Originally posted by Impediment
So what is the difference between European pancakes and American pancakes?

http://img.hexus.net/v2/lifestyle/misc/pancakes.jpg

http://images.planet-rcs.de/article/p/pfannkuchen/pfannkuchen.jpg

Originally posted by Impediment
What?

I can't tell a difference. Except, maybe, for size.

Originally posted by Impediment
I can't tell a difference. Except, maybe, for size.

Well.

American pancakes are usually smaller and thicker. Made with less eggs and with baking powder.

German pancakes are more like crepes but slightly thicker. They taste relatively similar but the consistency is different. Also you can roll stuff up in the German ones and they are better with salty stuff.

"Salty stuff". shock

Originally posted by Impediment
"Salty stuff". shock

Yeah, most people eat American pancakes with Marple Sirup and butter or similar. It doesn't really go well with a mushroom sauce for example.

I'll have to order that next time I go to IHOP.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'll have to order that next time I go to IHOP. If they have that.

Originally posted by Impediment
Think really hard.

Imagine yourself as a deathrow inmate. You can choose anything you wish to eat and drink as your last meal alive. What would it be and why? I mean an appetizer, entree, dessert, and drink.


I would choose a grilled chicken caeser salad with crouton's from Chili's (I love those) as my appetizer, followed by big bowl of my dad's shrimp & crab gumbo with rice and some Alaskan King Crab legs with some savory cocktail sauce as a delicious entree. My dessert would be simple and sweet: a pint of Blue Bell's Rocky Road ice cream. To drink? I'd definitley have to go with a tall, cold pint on Heineken.

What about you guys?

I made a thread on this already..

only got 3 replies.. because I was a n00b back then ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I made a thread on this already..

only got 3 replies.. because I was a n00b back then ermm It's comforting to know that some things never change.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's comforting to know that some things never change.

you shut your mouth uhuh

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
you shut your mouth uhuh How can you say...I go about things the wrong way...

lemon merangue pie, and lots of alcohol

whirly's still beating heart

Appetizer: Garlic Bread
Entree: Shepards Pie with sweet potatoe topping
Desert: Raspberry Yoghurt
Drink: Guiness

Green Spaghettis W/ Steak
Inka Kola

The forbidden donut

Hard bump.

What would your last meal be?

Appetizer.
Entree.
Dessert.
Drink.

Anything you want.

Deviled eggs.

Pesto chicken with Penne

German chocolate cake

Passion fruit juice

The World's greatest burger.

Tbh it'd be Au Cheval as far as I can tell.

Just hide loads of stuff to get me out of jail in my food.

They'll find you, you can run but you can't hide silly criminal.

An Arsenic Appetizer
A Strychnine Souffle
A Cyanide Creme brulee
And a Trioxin Nite Cap!

They can't execute a dead man, good thinking Fly

Wait till that Night Cap kicks in....that is when the REAL Fun would start.

And Hey. If yer gonna die, might as well make it a Once in a Lifetime kind of Meal!!!!!

NAAN I would like naan.

definitely sushi. I loooove it so much

Yer last meal is the business end of the Banhammer, Adbot scum!

A small cup of water. No ice.