I'm such a b*tch..*evil laugh*
Does anyone visit the "Sabotage" site called Liquid Generation where you can send very official looking pranks to people? I just sent one to my boyfriend and this is the document I emailed to him (edited his last name out):
To: Sebastian -------
From: Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights
Subject: Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights Case No.: PG1523
Illegal Music Downloads
Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights
July 18, 2003
Mr. Sebastian ------
LAN No.: #4B-13XC4798220
Computer ID: HP9810-XK-Q63
Case No.: RG38751
Mr. -------:
Recent documents received by this bureau indicate you have been involved in the unauthorized downloading and transferring of licensed music. Federal laws mandate that you immediately cease and desist all illegal activities pertaining to music theft. Further, you are required by law to pay all incurred penalties in conjunction with Amendment 34-C, officially passed on March 10, 2003.
In accordance with state jurisdictions, your failure to pay these penalties in full within 30 days of receipt of this notice will result in a warrant for your arrest. We are also required by law to inform you that a second offense will result in a minimum jail sentence of 90 days.
Penalties incurred in your particular case may be reviewed on our government Web site. All cases are deemed confidential. Penalties are assessed by each individual download, charged at a nonnegotiable rate of $1,200 per infraction. Click your specific case number (Case No.: RG38751) to view the total amount due or to dispute your case.
http://www.piracyiswrong.org/content/mp3/violation.aspx?j60suqp0dzkfi4ac
Sincerely,
Jay Roth
U.S. Agent
Bureau of Entertainment Executive Rights
Case No.: RG38751
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He's gonna shit his pants!