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General Grievous...what a character, total badass with a sweet voice and four lightsabers. Kills many Jedi, should have killed OB1 but it would have mesed with the story line, so they couldn't

queeq, so help me God if you go off topic.

So discuss this character! Good or bad.

ever try the new fish fillet sandwiches at wendy's? quite tasty they are.

Originally posted by General G
General Grievous...what a character, total badass with a sweet voice and four lightsabers. Kills many Jedi, should have killed OB1 but it would have mesed with the story line, so they couldn't

queeq, so help me God if you go off topic.

So discuss this character! Good or bad.

General Grevious was an amasing character in the EU, but when the movie came out he ended up being an over-confident Asthmatic fool who was killed in the worst way possible.

I really would have fancied to hear him sing.

"
This is my saber this is my gun.
This is for killing, this is for fun!
"

Originally posted by Schecter
ever try the new fish fillet sandwiches at wendy's? quite tasty they are.

NO, tell me about it!

Originally posted by General G
General Grievous...what a character, total badass with a sweet voice and four lightsabers. Kills many Jedi, should have killed OB1 but it would have mesed with the story line, so they couldn't

queeq, so help me God if you go off topic.

So discuss this character! Good or bad. GG was nothing more than a battle droid on steroids.

But did he like the fish fillet sandwiches?

prolly.

But how would he eat it?

crylaugh

Well this didn't take to long to go off topic.

It went off topic?

Hmm... guess I should close it then.

Well were talking about fish fillet sandwiches from Wendy's. (which are good) And if Grievous could either them which he obviously can't.

Originally posted by LORD JLRTENJAC
General Grevious was an amasing character in the EU, but when the movie came out he ended up being an over-confident Asthmatic fool who was killed in the worst way possible.

I agree, he was pretty badass in the novels, in the ROTS novel, I remember someone saying to him..."Think of your men!" GG replies..."Why should I?" I dunno, I thought that was pretty sweet and badass. They should have evolved his character in the movie, it would have drawn a bigger fanbase. And changed his death to something better I agree, someone of his calibur getting shot? Wow...

The novel definitely puts more credibility for Grievous to be called bad@$$.

And since the novel is canon here, he is badass!

i like a slice of cheese on my fish fillet

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rwgvfp3jlvc&feature=related
Time for some edutainment.

I dont like fish filet sandwiches... McChickens from McDonalds are the way to go, and the most bang for ur buck.

Well...for the sake of...Baconator is the best thing Wendy's has come up with.

And on topic:

Does anyone know just how many Jedi Grievous killed?

EU wise? or movie wise?

Well, quick before queeq comes back if you know EU.

Idk wookieepedia use to have a list but it aint there.

Originally posted by General G
Well...for the sake of...Baconator is the best thing Wendy's has come up with.


thats EU!

This character is balls and so are Wendy's and fish fillet sandwiches. Get in.

Darth Wendy is definately EU!!!


Oh... O forgot this:

Darth Tyranus isn't though...and guess who he trained? General Grievous.

Originally posted by LORD JLRTENJAC
General Grevious was an amasing character in the EU, but when the movie came out he ended up being an over-confident Asthmatic fool who was killed in the worst way possible. A red-hot poker shoved up his ass? The commonly phrased "Eddie Treatment."

General Grievous was what I consider the comedy relief. Even with 4 lightsabers he couldn't beat Obi-Wan

Good call.

Originally posted by Exador
General Grievous was what I consider the comedy relief. Even with 4 lightsabers he couldn't beat Obi-Wan

But he had no comedic lines.

He was still a riot.

Originally posted by Exador
General Grievous was what I consider the comedy relief. Even with 4 lightsabers he couldn't beat Obi-Wan

win

The end.

Not even close.

What else there then?

I feel like closing, I haven't done that in a while.

You have closed enough thread for now, you can wait a LONG time before this goes anywhere.

Is there an actual canon source on how Grievous got his cough?

better question: who cares?

Grievous never killed anyone. Its canon 13

Vader.
I never heard him cough a single time during the entire saga.

*wheeeze.....*
*Hisss!*
*ÄRCOUGH! RCOUGH!*
*Hisss...*

Something like a hobo having a bucket in his head.

But Vader is a real bada$$, Grievous is not.

Grievous is a bada$$, how can he not be?

Canonwise he never beats anyone.

Even canon wise though, he looks like a bada$$ and acts like one. Not as awesome as Stallone in First Blood (especially number 3 with the gunpowder in the wound, damn, that would hurt!) or Schwarzenneger, but bada$$ none the less.

Errrr....

he might give you a cold....

No, wouldn't, because if you get that close to him to catch his LACK of cold anyways, you would be dead.

Errrr....

*HACK! HACK!*

Goose?

Duck.

Howard?

Yes?

General Grievous doesn't like ducks.

He likes to kill Jedi.

grievous has no balls

Probably not.

I'm pretty sure he hasn't.

He had lungs too.
They might be in the mix.

maybe he sucked balls so much, he inhaled them...hence the gagging.

Highly doubted, no canon sources on that.

i dunno, only cartoons make him look dangerous at all. I personally, no matter how canon or not its proclaimed, have been unable to take ANYTHING seriously from the cartooons. Way too much ridiculous stuff happens like Yoda closing up the droid ships and launching them into the sky. Pure crap. i kinda think of the entire cartoon series as that, and ignore it when deciding the merit of characters.

So you're not looking forward to it?

looking forward to more? there are going to be more cartoons? are you kidding me? i was referring to the clone wars 1 and 2. (the ones with assajji, and obi and anakin,and grievous) they are making more star wars cartoons? no, i'm not looking forward to it.

They make the feature animated film and a tv series following that. On what Outer Rim planet have you been lately?

well, for some reason i thought the TV series was going to be an actual drama, not animated. To be honest, that's really disappointing because i was looking forward to it. The movie, i'm not sure. To be honest, i completely ignore anything that makes star wars look too extremely childish. besides reading the books, and playing the video games and hoping for another movie (yea, i know it'll never happen) i haven't paid much attention. (okay, that may sound like a oxy-moron, but there you have it.)

You should at least try it.

well, i did watch the clone wars, because i at least wanted to know the story line, and discussions of EU usually at least reference them, is the TV series already out, and if so, what's it called?

No, it is not out yet, later this year I believe.

Originally posted by truejedi
well, for some reason i thought the TV series was going to be an actual drama, not animated. To be honest, that's really disappointing because i was looking forward to it. The movie, i'm not sure. To be honest, i completely ignore anything that makes star wars look too extremely childish. besides reading the books, and playing the video games and hoping for another movie (yea, i know it'll never happen) i haven't paid much attention. (okay, that may sound like a oxy-moron, but there you have it.)

There will also be a live action tv series... but that's gonna be later.

Boba.

Apparantly.

Who?

Boba Fett... apparently he's gonna be in the live action tv series.

No surprise there.

Frankly, Who else could there be?

Masked, famous character. He could be played by the studio cleaning lady for 90% of his screen time and nobody would notice.

We want Chewie and Emperor and AT-AT's!

Maybe we get kiddie Boba.

I would rather see Jabbas parents....

That'd go way back into time, even before TPM.

Originally posted by General G
General Grievous...what a character, total badass with a sweet voice and four lightsabers. Kills many Jedi, should have killed OB1 but it would have mesed with the story line, so they couldn't

queeq, so help me God if you go off topic.

So discuss this character! Good or bad. the reason (probally alread stated just to lazy to read) that grevious got owned by ob1 is because he was trained to handle elaborent fancy styles of lightsaber combat,while ob1 was know to be the best jedi at a realy simple form of lightsaber combat ~sorry if the typing wasshitty my kyboard hates me~

Originally posted by Sesse
I would rather see Jabbas parents....


that would rule. then it could turn out that previously jabba's dad raped shmi, and jabba is actually anakin's brother

three words

















WTF






is wrong with your head

dur

oh o your a kenny rogers hick stupid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phIUwHXwSes&feature=related

which do you find more disturbing:

the image of shmi getting raped by a giant slug or the image of shmi giving birth to a giant slug?

and as far as whats wrong with my head, maybe you should ask george lucas. after all, what do you think jabba planned on doing to leah? wine/dine/propose?

I am more concerned about the fact that Shmi never bothered to flush it down afterwards... It apparently found its way from the toiler room and into the big world.

toiler = toilet.

Typos are here to stay. The idiotic 15 minute rule is not exactly helping either.

Just pay attention.

Originally posted by Sesse
toiler = toilet.

Typos are here to stay. The idiotic 15 minute rule is not exactly helping either. ya i either figured it was toilet or boiler

why would you figure boiler? how the hell would you flush something down in a boiler room?

Because it's nice and warm down there?

what does warmth have to do with the act of flushing?

Nothing. Should it?

then my question goes unanswered

unless the water i so cold it freezes, nothing

Originally posted by Schecter
then my question goes unanswered

Should it be?

Actually I is meanting broiler. But u guys figures it out so soon.
Luv! Me.

Clever.

Originally posted by Sesse
Actually I is meanting broiler. But u guys figures it out so soon.
Luv! Me.
broiler? oh ffs now i'm really confused.

You did it now.

i like the wizthard of ozths
do you like the wizthard of ozth?


weee tomcat off topic

With Dorthothyth and Thothoth?

(reference to christmas story lmao)

#1 way to go off topic. post the randomest thing in the universe that pops into your brain tomcat

Toilet paper.

newspaper

haven't been here in years. good memories.

Grievous could've been cool, but they made him into a hunchback chicken with lung cancer. Remember the hi-res pics of him before the movie came out? very cool. very ominous. the manifestation of that, not so much.

dude... shut up. we have made this an official off topic thread. you are not allowed to talk about what general g's topic at all.

ban him queeq

What Neo said, sounds fine to me.