I don't get it. (Or, a good part of what is wrong with America.)

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Zeal Ex Nihilo
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Sadako of Girth
What an ungrateful, self absorbed waste of sperm and eggs.

Kram3r
Firstly, this video is rather old. Secondly, what exactly is there to discuss or what subject of discussion do you want out of this? And thirdly, yeah she's a brat, big whoop.

jaden101
america is not represented by her...and probably not represented by the legions of retarded little dickheads you get on call of duty 4 servers either

but hey...its good to generalise so you can take the piss

queeq
Can I spank her... HARD? wink

Kram3r
Originally posted by queeq
Can I spank her... HARD? wink

WTF?

queeq
laughing out loud

Strangelove
All people like this should be shot. No exceptions. Not killed, just shot.

Kram3r
Originally posted by queeq
laughing out loud

no expression

Originally posted by Strangelove
All people like this should be shot. No exceptions. Not killed, just shot.

Not an unexpected comment. A democrat got America in WW1, WW2 & Vietnam. So why should the violence stop overseas?

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
Not an unexpected comment. A democrat got America in WW1, WW2 & Vietnam. So why should the violence stop overseas? Wow, just shut up now.

Seriously, f*ck you. I was just saying this to be funny, and then you waltz in and say that shit. F*cking bullshit.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Strangelove
Wow, just shut up now.

Seriously, f*ck you. I was just saying this to be funny, and then you waltz in and say that shit. F*cking bullshit.

Woah, I was just mucking around. no expression

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
Woah, I was just mucking around. no expression You know, I can never f*cking tell with you. Work on your goddamn signals, buddy.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Strangelove
You know, I can never f*cking tell with you. Work on your goddamn signals, buddy.

I-i'll cramp my posts full of smilies for you. You know, so the pictures distract you from the big ol' scary words.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
I-i'll cramp my posts full of smilies for you. You know, so the pictures distract you from the big ol' scary words. That would be cool, yeah.

And when did you adopt the Bardock stutter?

Kram3r
Originally posted by Strangelove
That would be cool, yeah.

And when did you adopt the Bardock stutter?

Since I needed to state the bluntly obvious and down talk to people. BTW, that's not a jab at you, you're not the first person I've done it too. Also, I wouldn't call it that around AC or VVD, hahaha.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
Since I needed to state the bluntly obvious and down talk to people. BTW, that's not a jab at you, you're not the first person I've done it too. Also, I wouldn't call it that around AC or VVD, hahaha. See, I don't deserve to be talked down to in this instance, since it's pretty damn hard to read plain text and attach intent to it. Especially you, since you're so unpredictable. So please don't.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Strangelove
See, I don't deserve to be talked down to in this instance, since it's pretty damn hard to read plain text and attach intent to it. Especially you, since you're so unpredictable. So please don't.

Well, you could have apologized for that kind of out-lash. I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to attack you, seriously anyway. I don't know what you're talking about my "unpredictably", but whatever, I won't, out of respect.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, you could have apologized for that kind of out-lash. I mean, I wouldn't go out of my way to attack you, seriously anyway. I don't know what you're talking about my "unpredictably", but whatever, I won't, out of respect. I apologize, but understand that badmouthing like that seriously offends me.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
E-DRAMA

Strangelove
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
E-DRAMA Gimme the goddamn E-Oscar

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by Strangelove
Gimme the goddamn E-Oscar
Well, I mean, good God, you're such a drama queen.

OMG HE USED MY FIRST NAME
OMG HE MADE AN OBVIOUS JOKE

What's next?

OMG HE USED A FROWNIE FACE

lord xyz
Originally posted by Kram3r
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Not an unexpected comment. A democrat got America in WW1, WW2 & Vietnam. So why should the violence stop overseas? What Democrat got you in Vietnam? It started in the 50s, that's Eisenhower Adminstration...who wasn't a Democrat.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
It was a joke.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
It was a joke. If so, then okay then.

SpearofDestiny
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
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hysterical2





yeah i remember that episode....what a fkn dumbass....I wanted to punch her lights out

lil bitchiness
That ugly skank needs BackFire.

chillmeistergen
Originally posted by Strangelove
You know, I can never f*cking tell with you. Work on your goddamn signals, buddy.

Haha, what an utter cretin you are.

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
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What was the point of posting that video?

GCG
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
That ugly skank needs BackFire.

is it because she's ugly or because BF stabs anything with a pulse ??

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by GCG
is it because she's ugly or because BF stabs anything with a pulse ??

The latter. BackFire's preference is ATW.

GCG
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
The latter. BackFire's preference is ATW.

The only ATW i know is Arriva Trains Wales...... confused

Devil King
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
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I have that exact reaction every time I get off the phone with my mother and I've found out she didn't tell someone I'm gay.

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by GCG
The only ATW i know is Arriva Trains Wales...... confused

Anything that walks.

Robtard
If she were 18, I'd want to A2M that little piece of shit.

Devil King
Originally posted by Robtard
If she were 18, I'd want to A2M that little piece of shit.


I'd slap the shit out of her and take her car back to the dealership.

Robtard
Originally posted by Devil King
I'd slap the shit out of her and take her car back to the dealership.

You do that; I'll A2M her, then we'll call it a day.

GCG
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Anything that walks.

oh right....so Steven Hawking would have to be out of the question. What about Barry Manilow?

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by Devil King
I'd slap the shit out of her and take her car back to the dealership.

Especially because her mom should be personally insulted since that was a sweet set of wheels. That was at least a $70k ride, and it had some nice shoes.

Originally posted by GCG
oh right....so Steven Hawking would have to be out of the question. What about Barry Manilow?

Actually after some thought, I don't think the walking part is a requirement for him.

Devil King
Originally posted by Robtard
You do that; I'll A2M her, then we'll call it a day.

Realistically, it's not my place to discipline another person's child. I don't know what A2M is.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Especially because her mom should be personally insulted since that was a sweet set of wheels. That was at least a $70k ride, and it had some nice shoes.

Exactly. I really kept expecting her to pitch her fit and storm off, and then come running back onto camera and start thanking her mother, like it was all an off the cuff joke. When she really started stomping and crying, I was amazed.

And the mother should have done more than just stand there with a totally uneffected look on her face. She must not have been shocked at her kids reaction, at all. See, my mother is from a different school of parenting. If I had made a scene like that, after getting a present like that, she'd have done exactly what I said. Most parents today seem to be too embarrassed to react to their kids behavior in public. Not my mother, she'd have "jerked a knot in my head" and taken the car back right then and there, and made sure everyone around me, the crew, my friends, her friends, saw it.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
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You just don't get it. She wanted it on the day of her party. Her mom ruined everything.

chillmeistergen
Her mother really should have known better. Disgusting.

Röland
Originally posted by Devil King
I don't know what A2M is.
Ass to mouth.

Backfire knows all about it.

Robtard
Originally posted by Devil King
Realistically, it's not my place to discipline another person's child. I don't know what A2M is.


Of course, I figured you were talking on the grounds of "if it were my child".

A2M = Ass to Mouth. Pulling the penis out of the anus and inserting it directly into the mouth. It's the "New BLack".

Bardock42
Originally posted by Robtard
Of course, I figured you were talking on the grounds of "if it were my child".

A2M = Ass to Mouth. Pulling the penis out of the anus and inserting it directly into the mouth. It's the "New BLack". Wouldn't "New Brown" make more sense?

Kram3r
Originally posted by Bardock42
Wouldn't "New Brown" make more sense?

Well, the tone of colour varies from shit to shit.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, the tone of colour varies from shit to shit. Yours maybe.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Well, I mean, good God, you're such a drama queen.

OMG HE USED MY FIRST NAME
OMG HE MADE AN OBVIOUS JOKE

What's next?

OMG HE USED A FROWNIE FACE Such flattery.

The joke wasn't obvious to me at the time. Forgive me for reacting.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yours maybe.

**** you.

Deano
zeals threads automatically fail

GCG
Originally posted by Bardock42
You just don't get it. She wanted it on the day of her party. Her mom ruined everything.

Her mom could have made amends for MTV. Keep the car, literally crash her daughters party and run her over 10 or 15 times.

"So you want it on the day of the party, huh?"

*SCREECH* *BAM*

"This good enough?"

*SQUISH*

"THIS GOOD ENOUGH UNGRATEFUL *****"

and while her daughter is under the car, why not rev a burn out, mincing her guts onto the guests?

Schecter
all she needs is a good throat culture from backfire....while wearing that tiara of course.

queeq
Gives him something to hold on to.

SelphieT
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
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I can't believe her mother..... just let her daughter betch off at her......

Yeah, cause it's only Americans that spoil their kids, right?

*stares at Dad* Stupid ****er.

queeq
Ouch.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by Deano
zeals threads automatically fail
Awww, did I hurt somebody's feelings?

To your hugbox, young man.

queeq
I've heard a lot about that hugbox.

exanda kane
I'd feel sorry for the parent, if she hadn't blatantly messed up on raising her children (Yes I will condemn her for one incident.) Again, the whole kind of lifestyle these people live leaves me feeling a little sick.

inimalist
I showed this to my girlfriend, whose immediate reaction was that it was staged. Seems possible, any thoughts?

queeq
Anything on tv is possibly staged.

dadudemon
Originally posted by GCG
Her mom could have made amends for MTV. Keep the car, literally crash her daughters party and run her over 10 or 15 times.

"So you want it on the day of the party, huh?"

*SCREECH* *BAM*

"This good enough?"

*SQUISH*

"THIS GOOD ENOUGH UNGRATEFUL *****"

and while her daughter is under the car, why not rev a burn out, mincing her guts onto the guests?

Awesome. laughing You sound like my kind of person.

Originally posted by inimalist
I showed this to my girlfriend, whose immediate reaction was that it was staged. Seems possible, any thoughts?

Sad that it might be staged. It earns viewership though.

I was sad when I found out that the show "Kicked in the Nuts" was fake. I thought that show was so funny.

queeq
Anything for the ratings.

GCG
Originally posted by inimalist
I showed this to my girlfriend, whose immediate reaction was that it was staged. Seems possible, any thoughts?

I showed my penis to my girlfriend when i took a viagra jelly and she thought it was staged too sleep

queeq
Very perceptive of her.

GCG
you're not trying to belittle me are you ?

queeq
I wouldn't dare.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, the tone of colour varies from shit to shit. Shit isn't a colour.

queeq
He's right.

Deano
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Awww, did I hurt somebody's feelings?

To your hugbox, young man.

not at all. i just might just hijack some of your threads and see how long you hold your tears in

Quiero Mota
Originally posted by Deano
zeals threads automatically fail

At least his threads don't die after like six posts.

queeq
Ouch.

Quark_666
Originally posted by inimalist
I showed this to my girlfriend, whose immediate reaction was that it was staged. Seems possible, any thoughts?

Is she as smart as you are?

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by Deano
not at all. i just might just hijack some of your threads and see how long you hold your tears in
Oh, no, I am totallee butthurt from your awesomeness.

inimalist
Originally posted by Quark_666
Is she as smart as you are?

no, I keep her around to help bolster my ego

lol, ya, she is teh smrt

Kram3r
Originally posted by lord xyz
Shit isn't a colour.

You're a ****ing idiot.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Kram3r
You're a ****ing idiot. He is, isn't he.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Bardock42
He is, isn't he.

T-that's why I said it.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Kram3r
T-that's why I said it.

It is, isn't it?

queeq
Civilised as always.

Bardock42
Originally posted by queeq
Civilised as always. It is, isn't it?

queeq
Unfortunately.

GCG
would you like to be served with some earl gray accompanied by some redcurrant and cream crumpets?

Sadako of Girth
Will there be waffles at noon...?

queeq
Sounds good to me.

Sadako of Girth
*Breaks glass and puts it in the Earl Grey, stuffs dog turd in the crumpets, and wipes the waffles where the sun don't shine in an effort to reduce the civility in the thread*

queeq
Sadako is cooking!

Sadako of Girth
*Reminded of that, checks clock, pulls out pubes and sprinkles them all over the remains of the Dogshit Crumpets and the Earl Grey, then burns some of them, leaving the smell of singe'd hair in the thread*

Cant be getting tooooooooooooo civilised in here...

*Throws bucket of Monkee Diahorrea over the last Teacake of good taste for good measure*

queeq
Ah.... Mind if I just serve?

Sadako of Girth
Not at all.

smile

queeq
Good!

Come and get it!

dadudemon
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*Reminded of that, checks clock, pulls out pubes and sprinkles them all over the remains of the Dogshit Crumpets and the Earl Grey, then burns some of them, leaving the smell of singe'd hair in the thread*

Cant be getting tooooooooooooo civilised in here...

*Throws bucket of Monkee Diahorrea over the last Teacake of good taste for good measure*

OMG!!! That sounds delicious....that shit taste probably is just exquisite.

queeq
Here, have a taste.

Kram3r
Originally posted by Bardock42
It is, isn't it?

N-no? Wait, yes. Damn you.

queeq
Too late. wink

Deano
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
At least his threads don't die after like six posts.

neither do mine. plus i couldnt give a shit

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by Deano
zeals threads automatically fail


WOW! We actually agree on something. eek!

P23
ZEAL ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN? or are you just one of those muslim extreamists straped to a bomb? and furthermore how the **** are you gona go buy a youtube video and claim thats america? before you post threads and bull shit you might need to do a lil american history class. now shut the **** up and go blow your family up

queeq
Language.

Quark_666
Originally posted by P23
ZEAL ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN? or are you just one of those muslim extreamists straped to a bomb? and furthermore how the **** are you gona go buy a youtube video and claim thats america? before you post threads and bull shit you might need to do a lil american history class. now shut the **** up and go blow your family up

Oh, Zeal is anything but Muslim but other then that your post seems accurate!

Zeal Ex Nihilo
Originally posted by P23
ZEAL ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN? or are you just one of those muslim extreamists straped to a bomb? and furthermore how the **** are you gona go buy a youtube video and claim thats america? before you post threads and bull shit you might need to do a lil american history class. now shut the **** up and go blow your family up
F*ck you, you goddamn moron. Die in a fire for your goddamned stupidity, you worthless c*nt-twit.

Bardock42
Originally posted by queeq
Language. I think that was supposed to be English.

queeq
I bet Zeal was trying some of that too in his last post.

Zeal Ex Nihilo
GTFO, armchair mod, or I'll throw things at you.

queeq
Very sweet behaviour, dude.

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