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That there is a much more moose-y presence in the OTF lately....


Welcome back Scott, how've ya been? happywave

you know what, im sick and tired of these threads about racism and fat people and ugly gay people

ermm

I think you might be in the wrong thread. Or else you're just an idiot.

weegee

Originally posted by Strangelove
That there is a much more moose-y presence in the OTF lately....


Welcome back Scott, how've ya been? happywave

It's because of me..

He had to come get his piggle fix awesome

awesome

I noticed that too. Wuddup, Moose!? I hope life has been treating you well.

MOOSEY IS BACK?!? WHERE?!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's because of me..

He had to come get his piggle fix awesome mmm i knew it

By moose-y, do you mean canadian?

he is a canadian.

Nice, welcome back.

Originally posted by Strangelove
That there is a much more moose-y presence in the OTF lately....


Welcome back Scott, how've ya been? happywave

Aww...man, that's just so nice.

I didn't see this earlier, mostly because I'm Canadian, therefore completely oblvious to things and generally considered stupid.

I've been good, thanks for asking mate.

Welcome back bambi. shock


hug

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's because of me..

He had to come get his piggle fix awesome

Haha. Yes, that and the $8 you owe me.





Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I noticed that too. Wuddup, Moose!? I hope life has been treating you well.

Hiker the Legend. That you noticed me at all means the world to me. I've been good though, thanks.

Originally posted by Naz
MOOSEY IS BACK?!? WHERE?!

THERE! NEXT TO THE ZEBRA!

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hiker the Legend. That you noticed me at all means the world to me. I've been good though, thanks.
Oh, c'mon now, I'm just as much as a c*nt as anyone else.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh, c'mon now, I'm just as much as a c*nt as anyone else.

Yes, but, as a polite Canadian, I can't say that. Thank you for saying it for me.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Aww...man, that's just so nice.

I didn't see this earlier, mostly because I'm Canadian, therefore completely oblvious to things and generally considered stupid.

I've been good, thanks for asking mate. Hey, I have stupid friends, I won't allow you to compare them to Canadians ermmfist

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Yes, but, as a polite Canadian, I can't say that. Thank you for saying it for me.

Polite.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Hey, I have stupid friends, I won't allow you to compare them to Canadians ermmfist

I really didn't mean to insult your friends THAT badly.

How have you been??

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's because of me..

He had to come get his piggle fix awesome

Oh, it's on now, biatch whyioutgha

He clearly couldn't bear to be without me for a moment longer diva

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, it's on now, biatch whyioutgha

He clearly couldn't bear to be without me for a moment longer diva

This is incredibly hot.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
This is incredibly hot.

Anything for you, schnookums eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Anything for you, schnookums eyes

Kerry..... I told you not to schnook me in public.

Should the rest of us leave?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Should the rest of us leave?

yespleaseseeya!!!!! *slams the door and dresses in the GIMP suit*

Keeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy??? droolio

It's a wonderful thing to have Moosey back. It was about 3 years since we talked. Missed you alotcrybaby

Ohmygoddontleavemewithhim oh

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Welcome back bambi. shock


hug

I second that but minus the "bambi"

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
yespleaseseeya!!!!! *slams the door and dresses in the GIMP suit*

Keeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy??? droolio

*triggers spy cams*

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I really didn't mean to insult your friends THAT badly.

How have you been?? I've been fair, college kinda sucks at times.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've been fair, college kinda sucks at times.

I miss all the sucking. (receiving end of course )

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
It's a wonderful thing to have Moosey back. It was about 3 years since we talked. Missed you alotcrybaby

That's sweet Billie, thanks. hug


Originally posted by Syren


Ohmygoddontleavemewithhim oh

Oh PUHlease.....A moose in a gimp suit is preeeeety much as hot as it gets. mhm

Originally posted by The Pict
I second that but minus the "bambi"

And insert YOUR nickname for me which is Sweetknees

Thanks man.

Your welcome.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've been fair, college kinda sucks at times.

I remember that well. The best of times the worst of times. How much longer do you have to go?



Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I miss all the sucking. (receiving end of course )

First profiled quote of my new profile.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Haha. Yes, that and the $8 you owe me.

I told you I'll pay it back in my own way when I come there awesome

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I remember that well. The best of times the worst of times. How much longer do you have to go? 2 more years

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~


And insert YOUR nickname for me which is Sweetknees

Thanks man.

Awesome nickname. Your knees couldn't be any sweeter droolio

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~

First profiled quote of my new profile.

A challenge!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I told you I'll pay it back in my own way when I come there awesome

Aha, but, with interest, by then it will have grown to....*does math* like....$9.

Originally posted by Strangelove
2 more years

Hang in there man...looking back (paternal moment) it was the best time of my life and I wish I could go back.

Originally posted by The Pict
Awesome nickname. Your knees couldn't be any sweeter droolio

If you're pulling my leg here man...it's not funny.......now, get over here and gimme a hug. cry

Wouldn't he be pulling your hoof

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Wouldn't he be pulling your hoof

haha...well, I still have LEGS. It's not as if my hooves are attached directly to my undercarriage.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
haha...well, I still have LEGS. It's not as if my hooves are attached directly to my undercarriage.

Hey Moose, weren't you a stripper or something? You still doing that?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hang in there man...looking back (paternal moment) it was the best time of my life and I wish I could go back. I know man, I'm having the time of my life...except for the, you know, classes.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
haha...well, I still have LEGS. It's not as if my hooves are attached directly to my undercarriage.


Now that would be funny!

Originally posted by Strangelove
I know man, I'm having the time of my life...except for the, you know, classes.

Have you been caught masterbating by your roommates yet? I used to hate that.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~


If you're pulling my leg here man...it's not funny.......now, get over here and gimme a hug. cry

Okay. It'll take me a while to reach Canada though. But you're worth it love

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Hey Moose, weren't you a stripper or something? You still doing that?

Yes....yes. I'm still dancing. Some people scoff, but when I get my 1400 plus pounds up on stage for a bump and grind session in a spotlight dance (usually done to SILENT LUCIDITY by Queensryche - complete with requisite blanket on stage), the dolla billz fly.




Originally posted by Strangelove
I know man, I'm having the time of my life...except for the, you know, classes.

Haha, I used to kinda miss a few.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Yes....yes. I'm still dancing. Some people scoff, but when I get my 1400 plus pounds up on stage for a bump and grind session in a spotlight dance (usually done to SILENT LUCIDITY by Queensryche - complete with requisite blanket on stage), the dolla billz fly.

I would throw a few your way

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Yes....yes. I'm still dancing. Some people scoff, but when I get my 1400 plus pounds up on stage for a bump and grind session in a spotlight dance (usually done to SILENT LUCIDITY by Queensryche - complete with requisite blanket on stage), the dolla billz fly.

T*ts on Ritz! I'll have to see if anyone Youtubed it.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Aha, but, with interest, by then it will have grown to....*does math* like....$9.

People pay twice that just to have me say hello to them.. mhm

you'll be getting conversation.. and more... biscuits

Originally posted by The Pict
Okay. It'll take me a while to reach Canada though. But you're worth it love

I'll be waiting. eyes

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
T*ts on Ritz! I'll have to see if anyone Youtubed it.

Great gobs of gooseshit, I never thought about that!




Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
People pay twice that just to have me say hello to them.. mhm

you'll be getting conversation.. and more... biscuits

I'll be getting bisuits, right?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I'll be waiting. eyes
Great gobs of gooseshit, I never thought about that!


I found it!

eroa9dUuho4

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I found it!

eroa9dUuho4

hysterical

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
hysterical

It's actually titled "Moose Dancing",

That is bolth disturbing and hilarious all at once!!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I found it!

eroa9dUuho4

crylaugh

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's actually titled "Moose Dancing",



Originally posted by gefallen_engel
That is bolth disturbing and hilarious all at once!!

EXACTLY what she said.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I didn't see this earlier, mostly because I'm Canadian, therefore completely oblvious to things and generally considered stupid. I seem to hear that a lot, since I'm also Canadian. haermm

At least you're not Bradfordian

Originally posted by Rodgort
I seem to hear that a lot, since I'm also Canadian. haermm

Meh, it's our lot in life. To be polite, friendly and loyal.

Kinda like a dog.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Meh, it's our lot in life. To be polite, friendly and loyal.

Kinda like a dog.

Man's best friend? No way. You're definitely Man's Representative for Butt of the Year. Makes much more sense.

Originally posted by Syren
Man's best friend? No way. You're definitely Man's Representative for Butt of the Year. Makes much more sense.

Kerry, this hostility and meanness is BARELY masking the total lust you feel for me.

I say, ACT on it more positively, damnit.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Kerry, this hostility and meanness is BARELY masking the total lust you feel for me.

I say, ACT on it more positively, damnit.

Unless of course she meant you had a nice ass. BUTT of the year? hmm

Hello there Moose-man. Noticed you have returned and all that jazz. How's life treating you? Still Canadian eh? How's the kids? What's your favourite cheese?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Kerry, this hostility and meanness is BARELY masking the total lust you feel for me.

I say, ACT on it more positively, damnit.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Unless of course she meant you had a nice ass. BUTT of the year? hmm

clapping

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Unless of course she meant you had a nice ass. BUTT of the year? hmm

Do YOU think that?

Originally posted by Slay
Hello there Moose-man. Noticed you have returned and all that jazz. How's life treating you? Still Canadian eh? How's the kids? What's your favourite cheese?

Nick 'o' Rama.

Life is good. And Yes, that Canadian thing stuck to me like white to rice.

Kids are getting old, thanks for asking.

Bree....sometimes Asiago.

Still working the herring circuit?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Nick 'o' Rama.

Life is good. And Yes, that Canadian thing stuck to me like white to rice.

Kids are getting old, thanks for asking.

Bree....sometimes Asiago.

Still working the herring circuit?
Nice, nice. Sorry to hear that.

Ah yes, they'll be grey and wrinkly before you know it.

Intriguing.

I haven't worked there for at least 1,56389 years. You'll find that quite a few things in my life have changed. For instance, I've started to grow facial hair. Also, I'm with Brendan now.

Originally posted by Slay
Nice, nice. Sorry to hear that.

Ah yes, they'll be grey and wrinkly before you know it.

Intriguing.

I haven't worked there for at least 1,56389 years. You'll find that quite a few things in my life have changed. For instance, I've started to grow facial hair. Also, I'm with Brendan now.

Brendan?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Brendan?
Brendan.

Hey wait...Brendan is my name...

Originally posted by Strangelove
Hey wait...Brendan is my name...
Yes, but, frankly, I'm too hot for you.

Originally posted by Slay
Yes, but, frankly, I'm too hot for you. Undoubtedly, I was just flabbergasted there for a second.

And yes, I used the word flabbergasted. It's what came to mind.

whats wrong with flabbergasted? I know someone who uses the word swell, For example he will say "You are swell."

your with brendan? you ****!

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
whats wrong with flabbergasted? I know someone who uses the word swell, For example he will say "You are swell." I was referring to when I said another somewhat outdated word and he poked fun at me cry




ermm

oh. you'll have that

Originally posted by Strangelove
Undoubtedly, I was just flabbergasted there for a second.

And yes, I used the word flabbergasted. It's what came to mind.
As long as that's clear. No actually, to be honest, I do have a new girlfriend. Y'know I was kinding walking around the Department of Immigration and I saw this Serbian chick, and decided to take her home etc. etc. etc.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I was referring to when I said another somewhat outdated word and he poked fun at me cry




ermm
Not so much because it was outdated, just the fact that you used it, regardless of the time we live in.

I can't even remember what the word was, to be honest.

Don't feel like looking, either

Originally posted by Strangelove
Undoubtedly, I was just flabbergasted there for a second.

And yes, I used the word flabbergasted. It's what came to mind.

I once used the word 'copasetic.'

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I once used the word 'copasetic.' I used vertiginous once.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I can't even remember what the word was, to be honest.

Don't feel like looking, either lollygagging, i think

Originally posted by Strangelove
I can't even remember what the word was, to be honest.

Don't feel like looking, either
Alright, don't. I'm not looking for trouble lad. Let's just both move on, whaddya' say lad?

lollygagging is a much gayer word than flabbergasted

but is it as a gay as dilly-dallying?

gay people steal all the good words, my nan is old and old fashioned, so when i told her that im growing my hair she said "that is queer"

Originally posted by Strangelove
but is it as a gay as dilly-dallying? yes, both are in the 'very gay' section of the dicktionary

Originally posted by Slay
Grow a beard, then it won't be queer anymore. ill try

maybe strangelove should grow a mustache

I detest facial hair

Originally posted by Strangelove
I detest facial hair a straight guy would say 'i hate facial hair'

i swear if you were any gayer i would be thinking you were michael jacksons pool boy

Originally posted by Slay
Pretty gay as well.
Maybe the Japanese should stop to try and make cheese, 'cause they're definitely shit at it. maybe you should shave off every bit off hair on your body and go visit strangelove

hysterical

Y'know, this is what I missed most about KMC - the insane conversations that explode from out of no where. We go from a welcome back thread full of mirth (yes, mirth), to a moose stripping - to the use of 'old' words and their ties to homosexuality and so on.

Thanks guys for making me see what I was missing. cry

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
hysterical

Y'know, this is what I missed most about KMC - the insane conversations that explode from out of no where. We go from a welcome back thread full of mirth (yes, mirth), to a moose stripping - to the use of 'old' words and their ties to homosexuality and so on.

Thanks guys for making me see what I was missing. cry butt secks?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
hysterical

Y'know, this is what I missed most about KMC - the insane conversations that explode from out of no where. We go from a welcome back thread full of mirth (yes, mirth), to a moose stripping - to the use of 'old' words and their ties to homosexuality and so on.

Thanks guys for making me see what I was missing. cry Hows the weather ?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Thanks, but I'm saving myself for Axel, Bardock and Hiker - back to back. try not to catch anything

Originally posted by kodak
Hows the weather ?

Crappy. You?

Hey, I'm heading your way again tomorrow - to the Great Wolf Lodge for the weekend.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Crappy. You?

Hey, I'm heading your way again tomorrow - to the Great Wolf Lodge for the weekend. i dont even know where that is, is it in my city?

the weather? just as crappy as yours haermm
it snowed way too much yesterday.

Originally posted by kodak
i dont even know where that is, is it in my city?

the weather? just as crappy as yours haermm
it snowed way too much yesterday.

You're in St Catherines, right? Well, it's technically in Niagara Falls, but, still close to you. You know where the rapids are at the bottom of the lake past the falls? It's pretty much right there.

Yeah, up here in Ottawa too. We're getting raped by the snow this year.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
You're in St Catherines, right? Well, it's technically in Niagara Falls, but, still close to you. You know where the rapids are at the bottom of the lake past the falls? It's pretty much right there.

Yeah, up here in Ottawa too. We're getting raped by the snow this year. yeah im in st.kitts.

yeah, canada sucks sometimes.

Originally posted by kodak
yeah im in st.kitts.

yeah, canada sucks sometimes.

Right right, St. Kitts.

I dunno. Usually I don't mind the snow - especially when I get to ski or skate on the Rideau canal....but yeah, after a while it gets tiring.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Right right, St. Kitts.

I dunno. Usually I don't mind the snow - especially when I get to ski or skate on the Rideau canal....but yeah, after a while it gets tiring. it gets tiring when you have to shovel it 3 times a day, i love the snow, but i hate shoveling it.
i dont ski, i've never been and dont know how.

Originally posted by kodak
it gets tiring when you have to shovel it 3 times a day, i love the snow, but i hate shoveling it.
i dont ski, i've never been and dont know how.

I hear you. I don't want to spend $$ on a snow blower, but if it keeps up with winters like this I will.

I prefer boarding than skiing. Try it sometime though, it's a blast.

i should try it, i've always wanted to try it, but i've just never gotten out of the city to a place worth trying.

thankfully there is a dude on my street who has a snow blower and he does from his house to his mothers house, and im right in between them, so my sidewalks are normally less snowy.

but im leaving canada so i dont really care about the snow.
and if i come back im getting an apartment, house's are overrated anyway, too much upkeep, way to costly.

Originally posted by kodak
i should try it, i've always wanted to try it, but i've just never gotten out of the city to a place worth trying.

thankfully there is a dude on my street who has a snow blower and he does from his house to his mothers house, and im right in between them, so my sidewalks are normally less snowy.

but im leaving canada so i dont really care about the snow.
and if i come back im getting an apartment, house's are overrated anyway, too much upkeep, way to costly.

Just wait til the Falls freeze over and do it there.

Yeah, the old codger who lives across the street does mine from time to time too.

Where you going?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Just wait til the Falls freeze over and do it there.

Yeah, the old codger who lives across the street does mine from time to time too.

Where you going? im going to aussieland, sure its hot as hell, but they dont get snow

Originally posted by kodak
im going to aussieland, sure its hot as hell, but they dont get snow

Really?? When? How? Why?

Innit Mywi coming to visit you?

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Really?? When? How? Why?

Innit Mywi coming to visit you? im not going till the end of the year.
i'll be taking a plane or 3.
because ive always wanted to go, i know more aussies then i do canadians, i love aussies and their land.


she might be, i dunno.

Originally posted by kodak
im not going till the end of the year.
i'll be taking a plane or 3.
because ive always wanted to go, i know more aussies then i do canadians, i love aussies and their land.


she might be, i dunno.

Hahaha, you asshat, I didn't mean how, as in, HOW physically are you getting there....

Yeah, I'd like to go too.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Hahaha, you asshat, I didn't mean how, as in, HOW physically are you getting there....

Yeah, I'd like to go too. i knew you didnt, but i like to type.

you should its ****ing amazing.

Originally posted by kodak
i knew you didnt, but i like to type.

you should its ****ing amazing.

Have you been there before? Wait, no, you couldn't have - you said you've never been out of your city or your house or something.

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
Have you been there before? Wait, no, you couldn't have - you said you've never been out of your city or your house or something. never left ontario.
i leave my house all the time, i just dont get out of the city much

Originally posted by kodak
never left ontario.
i leave my house all the time, i just dont get out of the city much

Haha, right, sorry...you're not a shut in.

well i am, but i try not to be

Originally posted by kodak
well i am, but i try not to be

How's stuff with your sister?

the fact that i dont know, is a good thing haermm

shes not lived here in some time, but i had a nightmare last night that she moved back in.

Originally posted by kodak
the fact that i dont know, is a good thing haermm

shes not lived here in some time, but i had a nightmare last night that she moved back in.

I remember she was being a real stain on your pants the last time we really talked. Anyhow, glad she's not in your life.

she was stressful to live with.

but now im happy, havent been mad in a few days, granted shes been gone for a few months now, but yeah, all is well.

hows the kids?

Originally posted by kodak
she was stressful to live with.

but now im happy, havent been mad in a few days, granted shes been gone for a few months now, but yeah, all is well.

hows the kids?

I'm glad to hear that. Some of us were kinda worried about you there for a while.

Fantastic!! Thanks for asking!

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
I'm glad to hear that. Some of us were kinda worried about you there for a while.

Fantastic!! Thanks for asking! why would people be worried about me?

no problem, see them much?

Originally posted by kodak
why would people be worried about me?

no problem, see them much?

shrug People start to form friendships and care for others here....it happens.

Yes, all the time thankfully!

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
shrug People start to form friendships and care for others here....it happens.

Yes, all the time thankfully! nobody should worry about me.

its good to have fun with the kids

hmm

Originally posted by Syren
hmm

zoolanderIt's Syren!

i wana go to canada when im older, but also the moon

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~
zoolanderIt's Syren!



Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Syren. Thanks for the freak fest last night."

Good afternoon, Syren. Thanks for the freak fest last night.

Originally posted by Syren


Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Syren. Thanks for the freak fest last night."



There was a moment last night, when you were sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."

Originally posted by ~CanadianMoose~


There was a moment last night, when you were sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman."



Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.