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Yes, that's right, I had cancer.

But I cured it.

I winrar.

biscuits

awesome

Knew you could do it. w00t

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Knew you could do it. w00t
I jerked off 10 times a day and it forced the cancer out of me.

It was thoughts of you that kept me going. herbtouched

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I giveded you it through our secks.
uhuh

Testicular cancer's a *****. mmm

They take your nuts. awesome

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Glad I could help. herbtouched
Will you help me be complete and marry me? herbdate

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What? You SAID you were cured, why you so mad?
I wouldn't have to cure myself if I didn't get the cancer in the first place! Betch!
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Only if you'll wear a stunning white dress. 131
Whatever floats your boat. 313

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
cry I'm sowwy. Angry, anal, makeup sex to settle it? awesome

Wow.

Originally posted by Impediment
Wow.
Ewwwww!

You don't do teh anal?

She loves the hershey highway. awesome

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Meet in Vegas? 131
Give me 10 days. 313
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
cry I'm sowwy. Makeup sex to settle it? awesome
Yes! awesome

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd Okay which way are we going. Are we going the "Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On" way ooooor the "Nine Inch Nails - Closer" way?
Definitely NIN - Closer. droolio

Marilyn Manson-Deformography

2 pac - How do you want it

Me no like Tupac so..NO.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Me no like Tupac so..NO.

I can care less, you could play the blues clues theme all I care. awesome

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I've never heard it. Is that one of your choice sex songs?

Track #7 on Antichrist Superstar. It's awesome.

Another would have to be "Love yout to death" by Type O Negative.

Originally posted by McLovin
I can care less, you could play the blues clues theme all I care. awesome
Lol!!!


Creep. schmoll
Originally posted by Impediment
Track #7 on Antichrist Superstar. It's awesome.

Another would have to be "Love yout to death" by Type O Negative.
Yeeep, agreed on Love You To Death seeing as I am an encrazed Type O Negative obsessor. I play that song at least 14 times a day and repeat the beginning (which I also quoted in my signature, because it's fudgkin hot).

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Lol!!!


Creep. schmoll

STEVE: Oh, Ok, so to play Blue's clues... we gotta find a...
KIDS: Pawprint!

STEVE: Right 'cause that's the first...
KIDS: Clue!
STEVE: Yeah! And then we put it in our notebook
'Cause they're Blue's clues... Blue's clues......


We gotta find another pawprint...
That's the second clue!


We put it in our notebook 'cause they're who's clues? Blue's clues...


We gotta find the last pawprint,
That's the third clue! We put it in our
notebook 'cause they're Blue's clues... who's
clues? Blue's clues! You know what to do!
Sit down in our thinking chair and think... think... thi-i-ink!
Cause when we use our minds and take a step at a time,
We can do any THING... that we wanna do!
STEVE: Ok... it's clue time!

awesome

I don't mind people who watch Blues Clues but when they're as sick as you and use it for masturbation ...you sick old man, you!

I have to watch Blue's Goddamn Clues every day. weep

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I don't mind people who watch Blues Clues but when they're as sick as you and use it for masturbation ...you sick old man, you!

Hey blue, you know what to do. awesome

Originally posted by Impediment
I have to watch Blue's Goddamn Clues every day. weep
I used to watch that show. I didn't even know it came on anymore.

Originally posted by McLovin
Hey blue, you know what to do. awesome
Yeah, get away from you!


W00t, we rhymed.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Yeah, get away from you!


W00t, we rhymed.

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake. awesome

Originally posted by McLovin
Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake. awesome
Polish your own nuts and get your own milkshake, b*tch!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I used to watch that show. I didn't even know it came on anymore.

Yeah. My kid's addicted to the Noggin network. herbwank

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Polish your own nuts and get your own milkshake, b*tch!

It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Kelly-****er. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out. awesome

Originally posted by Impediment
Yeah. My kid's addicted to the Noggin network. herbwank
We don't have that channel.
Originally posted by McLovin
It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Kelly-****er. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out. awesome
You do that. Have fun!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Good, because if you said Let's Get It On I was going to impregnate you.
So...does this mean no sex?

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You do that. Have fun!

awesome

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Of course it doesn't, silly! Where the fudgk have you been?
Fixing my computer. haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Most overused KMC smiley..

mmm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Is that what they call it?
No, I call it jerking off, but I really was fixing my pc.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Is that what they call it?

Yes, masturbating.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hm...alright well let me know when you're freaking ready, I've been waiting for over an hour.
I'm ready baby! *rawr*

eewwwwww..................baby batter.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well then get the hell over here, so am I!....*mutter*
*walks over and starts to sex you* 31

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
dd
droolio

Get Army of two and play with me ***** uhuh

roland on some real talk i have 2 family members with cancer. my uncle had his prostate removed back on feb 23rd wile my other relative has cancer in the spine brain right arm pit and rib what she has is multible tumores that cant be counted. there are subjects for jokes but cancer isnt something to joke about.

Originally posted by Passione
God this thread is really sad! How can you joke about having cancer.
Originally posted by P23
roland on some real talk i have 2 family members with cancer. my uncle had his prostate removed back on feb 23rd wile my other relative has cancer in the spine brain right arm pit and rib what she has is multible tumores that cant be counted. there are subjects for jokes but cancer isnt something to joke about.
Actually, I was making fun of Hiker's thread where he said he had cancer just to get people to look at his thread, request it closed if you have a problem with it.

Yes but you turned it into some sick joke.

I had cancer roland! And it nearly destroyed me

No, Johnny Depp has cancer, not me. But he really doesn't. But, he might . .. I mean who really knows? srug

Originally posted by Passione
Yes but you turned it into some sick joke.

I had cancer roland! And it nearly destroyed me
Sorry that you had cancer, I really am, but my aim was not to make fun of people who have or had cancer, my aim was towards Hiker.

Like I said, request it closed if you are offended.

uhuh

Originally posted by Mairuzu
uhuh
I'm not responding because this thread is getting closed.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you ignored me ***** uhuh

When?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
When? i wasnt talking to you lol

I just realized that.

Originally posted by P23
heres the diffrence between you and me roland is i dont need to close this topic. hiker may of made a thread about himself and thats ok but you stole that same title and turned it into a joke. roland i dont know you online or offline but this topic you made cements your role on here and thats you being a grimey bastard. i may not be the one 2 talk i admit but even i dont turn cancer into a joke.
That's your opinion of the matter.

There were a couple other threads that took Hiker's "Cancer" thread and turned it into a joke too but I don't see you bitching to them about it.

I sent a request for the thread to be closed so you don't have to worry about it anymore.

Closed on request of the thread starter.